>tfw I killed my fucking mom by accident
When will the pain stop bros
Tell us how you did it, you stupid fuck
tell us what happened lad
>>25461804
>>25461806
I can't, don't want to risk legal action from my family. They have no idea what actually happened, just assumed she passed out and drowned
>>25461820
you're on an anonymous cambodian woodworking image board
>>25461908
This, tell us
>>25461820
Well you just fucking made this thread admitting you did it
Pain will stop when you tell us the truth.
Or tell what your imaginary friend did to her imaginary mom.
When my mother died I felt responsible for a long time, but I started talking to other family members about it and discovered that we all felt a lot of guilt. She was an alcoholic and drug abuser, so she required a lot of attention to keep her from damaging herself during her binges.
This reminds me of when I was 14 and would search hysterical stuff like "I accidentally killed my brother" or "my teacher tried to fuck me!!1" on Yahoo!Answers for a scream
>>25462397
fuck off trickster
Don't feel bad about it, OP. I know for a fact its easy for it to happen. My niece died because I sat on her by accident. Everything's been worked out now, my sister and her husband don't interact with me (which I'm fine with) and didn't press any charges, covering it as a accident.
>>25462875
>i sat on her by accident
lmao
>>25461786
>by accident
I don't believe you.
>Little brothers birth killed mother
I don't.
>>25462875
>My niece died because I sat on her by accident.
Top fucking kek, holy shit I'm legit crying
>>25462875
HOLY FUCK I remember your post where you started to freak out because you sat your baby niece. I am so sorry man, I wish it could of been different for you.
>>25462875
shit this is hilarious
>>25462875
Are you 300+ lbs or just really stupid?
>>25462875
wow this is horrible i'm sorry anon you didn't want this to happen
still kinda funny tho
>>25462875
oh man I remember this
good to know you survived that
>>25462875
can someone explain this? How do you accidentally sit on a child?
>>25462875
I'm going to hell for laughing at this but fuck how stupid are you?
>>25462875
How's life post-accidental-niece-manslaughter?
>>25462875
ELL MAO
>>25462875
How fucking fat and retarded are you? Holy shit.
>>25462970
>>25463038
Jesus fucking christ
Can someone post the original thread?
>>25462875
>HOLY SHlT THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN
dubs
>>25462875
Was this you?
>mfw muted for being unoriginal
>>25463603
>>25462875
LMAO U MESSED UP SON
>>25461804
this, you fucking faggot
>>25462875
Yo, I remember that thread.
>>25462875
Is that you Tim?
>>25463603
HOLY FUCK THIS IS RARER THAN THE ALIGNMENT OF ALL THE STARS IN ALPHA CENTAURI
>>25463746
nigga, alpha centauri has like THREE FUCKING STARS.
>>25463746
>>25463872
>cruise control
>2011
you can't expect to make a thread about it and not post the story
>>25462875
OH GOD I REMEMBER YOU THE STORY IS REAL
FUCK THAT BLOWS
Not OP but I killed my best friend by accident when I was like 9.
Feels bad man still get flashbacks to this day.
>>25464069
How'd you do it? Did you do it on purpose? What happened?
>>25464069
What happened?
My best friend almost killed me by accident, we were like 5 and his drunk trailer trash dad gave us a real gun to play with, and my friend shot it at me because we thought it was a toy. The bullet was embedded in the wall i was sat in front of, about 5cm to the side of my head.
>>25464090
>>25464117
>walking home with friend
>we used to walk on a bridge above a sort of ravine
>suddenly compelled to push him for some reason (the same feeling you get when you want to throw your phone into a lake while walking past it)
>actually do it
>he falls to his death
>told everyone he tripped and fell
>they all believed me
>kept the secret to this day, literally no one else knows
>>25464197
wew
At least you didn't kill something actually valuable like a cat or a dog.
>>25464197
>actually do it
you're fucked up mate but you were a kid i forgive you
since nobody knows it doesn't matter desu
>>25464229
Wow, don't cut yourself with that edge
>>25464292
>being a zoophile is edgy
How about you go be offended by the nudity of your own species while telling yourself that liking anything but is evil.
>>25464344
What the fuck are you talking about you massive retard?
>>25464402
He's obviously so used to having to defend himself he's got canned responses
>>25464197
>>actually do it
God damn. The absolute mad man!
>>25464402
I like how you call me the retard for your not understanding my post, but I am saying you are a human with worthless human ideals. Your understanding of morality is backwards and is typical contradictory human bullshit. I was telling you that your human worship is less than absolute because, as a typical human, you are likely fine with the censorship of your human genitalia cause you believe it to be evil despite thinking, as a typical human, that being attracted to the genitalia of any other species is evil. It's stupid. Humans are stupid. Fuck humans. I don't even have a reaction image to convey how tired I am of this bullshit. You should probably just vaguely, passive-aggressively prod at this post with a stick as you are inclined to do and ignore me.
>>25462875
http://desustorage.org/r9k/thread/12819469/
>>25464229
>cat or dog
>actually valuable
Why would you pick the most worthless animals to make your point?
>>25464728
If you consider a cat's or dog's life to be the most worthless that just means the human life has to be worth even less.
>>25463900
fuck off, online words are already too expresionless as is. Yeah, it's redditspeak, and even worse, redditspeak c.2010, but it's commonplace enough for everybody to understand.
>>25464728
Wow, really edgy.
original
tell us op or I'm hacking ur IP and calling the fbi
>>25464790
"edgy" and "cringe" are words used by imbeciles who are too cowardly and ignorant to have the capacity to actually know and quantify their argument for themselves.
>>25464756
Well no because I said most. Why would humans be inherently worth less than a dog or cat?
Dogs and cats are wastes of space and should be destroyed.
>>25464790
>edgy
There's nothing edgy about what I said.
>>25464837
>There's nothing edgy about what I said.
I was the other guy you quoted, but if you're really just gonna be okay with asserting the contrary to that's guy's assertion and leaving it at that there is no reason for me to be motivated to engage you.
>>25464557
Oh shit what are you doing nigger
>>25464961
I hope you realize that all of your arguments thus far have been "I assert that X is true, therefore it is". Enjoy shitposting though, I guess.
>>25464728
nice edge there friend
how is that ASPD working out for you?
>>25464728
Looks like Chong is awake again.
>>25462875
Are you stupid or what?
>>25465091
I like how you hide your edginess behind your pc because you just know you will get beaten up by people like me if we ever catch you harming animals.
By all means, continue dumping your le edgy animal abuse folder, we all know you won't actually do shit in real life any way.
>>25462875
Still around here, huh?
My sister always made fun of me for the time I sat on a pizza, never been embarrassed about that at all since the first time I read your story.
Hey faggots. Shut the fuck up. Is the anon who killed his mom going to tell us the story or what?
>>25465215
this tbqf desu sempai baka aho
>>25465091
You know how this conversation could have gone if you weren't such a narcissistic humanfucking shitposting cocksucker?
>"At least you didn't kill something actually valuable like a cat or a dog."
>'Why are you of the opinion that a human life is worth less than a dog's?'
And then I would have elaborated on my argument and philosophy, as the burden of proof was on me to defend my opinion, since I proposed it first. But instead for entirely masturbatory purposes, you asserted that you believed that the cat and the dog are the most worthless animals, thus shifting the burden of proof onto you. Not wanting to deal with your impertinent BS I went ahead and reaffirmed my own argument, and without even reading your reply to that, your total bullshit reply to someone else in the very same post made me stop taking you seriously.
So, fuck you, and fuck your worthless shitposting. Also, fuck this thread, and fuck this board. Enjoy occupying space on it for no reason other than to tell yourself you derive pleasure from doing so.
>>25464117
>embedded in the wall
>trailer
so you almost got got your eye put out by a BB gun?
>>25464197
>accident
>pushed him on purpose
>>25465267
>>le internet tough guy routine
You're the one actually pretending to be an edgy dogterminator, not me you faggot.
I'm just stating the obvious that most people will fuck your shit up, including me, when we catch you doing this.
Fortunately I live in a civilised European country so I have never seen this happen before.
I am sorry that your parents have never thought you the benefits of empathy and companionship. You can do this with humans as well as pets.
There is no justification, however, to harm them for no reason. You should really seek help for your mental issues anon. I know you don't believe in them (ironically) but you are lacking a fundamental aspect of a human being.
>>25465267
Post pic of you anon (^=
>>25464197
>compelled to
>actually do it
>by accident
not how that works m8
>>25464815
You dropped this faggot
>>25465208
>implying sitting on a baby is even half as bad as sitting on a delicious pizza
what the fuck, anon?
>>25462875
i remember you
from a while ago when it first happened. u were freaking.
>>25462875
>My niece died because I sat on her by accident
LORF
>>25465495
I don't know what to say to you. Truly a lost cause.
Thank you for making me realise my parents didn't do such a bad job after all though. At least I didn't turn out an edgy psychopath like you. I hope you just find the strength to end your miserable life one day.
I'll be leaving the thread now, good luck.
>>25465501
>proving his point
i want /retard/ to leave
>>25465521
it was a 2 dollar frozen oven pizza
if you're up for killing babies you could instead take one for ransom and get like twenty of those pizzas
>>25465631
>taking bait this easily
Jesus, you weren't even the fish I was trying to catch
>>25465649
Yeah, true that. Still, you could get a LOT more than $40 for a babel. Why have pizza for a month when you could have pizza for life :^)
>>25465671
>baiting
So you admit beeing even more retarded? wow what a failure
>>25465803
Man, that reply doesn't even begin to make sense.
>>25461820
holy shit op just tell us you stupid nigger
>>25465358
>>25465450
Can you two read?
>>25462875
>all these newshit redditors not knowing this guy
>>25467333
Maybe you didn't read the whole thread, but that's alright with me! I'm always glad to help the newest members of our online community:
>>25464069
>>25462875
Your thread was the funniest shit ever I bookmarked the archive
>>25463746
set the control for the heart of the sun
>thread about accidentally killing people
>several anons in thread who did that
>not a single greentext story
this is disappointing guys
>>25463603
top kek i remember that shit
>come home New Year's Eve after working closing shift at Applebees
>girlfriend is in bathtub, apparently she slit her wrists
>start to call police but way too tired to deal with this bitch's shit
>wake up late, shitpost for a few hours
>remember gf
>think about that I should do
>get stressed out, go to Little Caesar
>come home, eat 2 pizzas, pass out browsing internet
>repeat on Saturday except eat Wendy's and BK
>Sunday almost over
>probably should call police but I have to work tomorrow and don't want to waste my precious Sunday
>tfw I will probably be too tired every day after work to report it
>tfw I will probably be too lazy to do it next weekend
i think i've hit the wall
>>25461786
>When will the pain stop bros
It won't. If there is any kind of afterlife will be in the worst place - burning in Hell is what awaits you when you inevitably an hero.
>>25462875
Serious question, are you a big, independent black woman?
>>25464117
LEGAL GUNS DINDU NUFFIN
>>25468831
>what is responsibility
>>25468093
Every day it looks more like murder. You should probably get on that...
>>25468093
Wait so your gf is just dead in your bathtub
>>25468897
Apparently not much.
>>25468093
Your gf is laying dead in the bathtub and you are too lazy to call the cops? Holy shit, post pics.
>>25462875
>She didn't press charges
But you sure did :^)
>>25465323
Meant it more of a description of what the family is like. They lived (still do) in a proper building since the kid - my friend - was about 3 i think, but trailers before it.
You can take the trash out of the trailer, but you cant take the trailer out of the trash.
>>25469351
>stealing jokes from the original thread
>on an anonymous imageboard
>>25470207
>Auto
They did it better though.
>>25470400
Who did it better?
>>25470207
It's an extremely obvious joke, almost as obvious as babysitting = sitting on baby
>>25468093
lmao just report it, she's long gone man. you'll get charged for manslaughter at most
