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I cheated on my girlfriend. Who else here is a cheater? Why does it feel so good to cheat?
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>girlfriend
FUCKING NORMIE GET OUT GET OUT
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>>25459043
>Why does it feel so good to cheat?

you're a narcissist.
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>>25459161
She's not hot. You got nothing to be jealous of.
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>>25459043
Fuck off dumb normie shit, go complain on Facebook
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Because men are meant to fuck multiple people. You feel good because you're fulfilling your biological imperative.

Also it's kind of an ego boost knowing multiple women want you.
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>>25459341
I'm a girl who cheated on her bf at a party, why did it feel good?
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>>25459403
Because that guy is better then your bf
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>>25459403
Sluts gonna slut, senpai.
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>>25459403
Because your body desperately wants to become pregnant, and as far as it can tell sleeping with your bf wasn't working, so it's trying alternative methods.

Personally I think any girl that doesn't get knocked up will have a desire to cheat.
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>>25459043
I do. It feels good because it's a rush.
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>>25459403
A key that opens many locks is a great key
A lock opened by many keys is a shitty lock :^)
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>>25459403

Hypergamy. See >>25459434
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>>25459043
I have cheated my gf with girl feom our aparmenr, 2 young female cousins, one regular stripper girl and several escorts/whores Feels good to cheat and not get caught also uf she does not fullfill my needs then I get my pleasure from other pussies
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You're all scum.
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>>25460042
Cry in your corner khv fag
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>>25460221
Burn in hell, backstabber
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There's not much difference between a girl who fucks some guy and keeps it hush hush behind her bfs back and a girl who secretly talks to other guys and plans to leave her bf for one of them.

The catch here is that literally 100% of women do one of those two things.

In that right I think all women cheat.
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I cheated on my ex often, always with my old fwb. Fwb wasn't near as pretty or smart, but she's a fat girl who is dtf 24/7. Weird thing was we nearly got caught in my apartment one time, but my gf never suspected I was fucking a big girl and the two of them became friends.

Still fucking fwb. Way less anxious to find a new gf if I'm getting some on a regular basis and that give-no-fucks attitude is what women like.
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The second circle of hell, that's where all you faggots belong.
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>>25459043
I'm the same way, always a cheater and always will be no idea why it's good.

Of a girl cheats on me I dump her right away though.

Don't care that it's hypocritical there is something more nefferious about girls cheating then men cheating.
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>>25462064
There's nothing more nefarious about it. You just feel that way because you can justify your own actions, but when a girl does it to you it hurts your ego.

Cheaters are equally guilty, no matter their gender.
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>>25462133
Yeah no your wrong.

Women never cheat with some guy who is uglier or poorer or lamer than her current man.

Women only ONLY ONLY cheat if for whatever reason she perceives the new guy to be a better potential mate than her current man. If she is already with an alpha guy she isn't going to screw that up.

Men on the other hand will cheat with a girl willing but it has nothing to do with having feelings for the girl it's more or less that is their and it's easy and I can get away with it.

Completely different on an emotional level
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>>25459043
>Why does it feel so good to cheat?
It shouldn't.
If I ever cheated, I'd feel guilty.
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>>25462229
>Women never cheat with some guy who is uglier or poorer or lamer than her current man.

You're assuming the woman is sane.
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I wanna find you and kill you op desu
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>>25462229
If you just want sex, why not just get it from your girlfriend? She could provide that easily and you wouldn't have to cheat.
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Cheating on women is the only way not to be destroyed when she inevtiably cheats on you. At least then there wasn't much to lose. Cheat if you can, anons.
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>>25462266
We have to assume the average woman is sane (or the same level of sanity). Otherwise w can't make a statement about anything general

There are exceptions always but they don't discredit the averages
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>>25462229
Girls do it for purely sexual reasons, too. You think women will stop feeling sexual attraction toward others if they're dating an alpha chad?
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>>25462360
I do get sex from my girlfriend. Novelty is always great.

Let me clear up I don't gloom to cheat I don't go chase women, if one falls j to place I don't turn it down. If that makes sense
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>>25462407
No but she'll be les likely to screw up her situation and prevent herself from cheating.

However if your a beta botch boyfriend or aging husband she isn't going to fight her urges as hard
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>>25462420
And you really think the average woman doesn't think novelty is fun?
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>>25459043
FUCK RIGHT OFF TO >>>/soc/ M8
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>>25462440
Isn't that the same with guys? If you're dating a 10/10 supermodel doctor, wouldn't you be more likely to control your urges than if you were with a frumpy 35 year old wal-mart cashier?
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>>25459043
i just want to normies to leave
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anyone else here cheated and feels lousy about it?
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>>25462442
>>25462480

No, women like stability

And yes even guys with 10/10 model girlfriends will cheat with someone objectively worse of the circumstance arisies

Just look at celebrities and politicians
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>>25462621
I think it depends on whether or not you have a propensity toward cheating. Not everybody does. That's just something insecure people say.

Although I am very paranoid because I've been cheated on.
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>>25462621
I'm a woman, and you're wrong.
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>>25462691
You're a woman so your oppinion doesn't matter
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>>25462691
BACK TO THE KITCHEN
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Fuck this place
I can't even get one girl, and you Chad's are fucking and dumping multiple girls
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>>25459043
>Why does it feel so good to cheat?
Testosterone. The occasional side girl let's me enjoy life with my gf even more.
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More reasons to hate men. They are incapable of loyalty.
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>>25462691
I've cheated on my model gf.
Other women get curious about how a loser like me gets her, and they feel as hot as her if I fuck them.
Women r dumb
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>>25462269
that's going a bit far, but I agree that cheaters are scum no matter what their gender is
I would probably fuck a girl with a boyfriend if I don't know him though, and if I hate him I'd do it gladly
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>>25462793
You're not afraid of losing your model gf if she finds out? Most women would control their urges for fear of tearing their relationship apart.
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Be cateful with every choice you make motherfuckers, remember that
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>>25462779
Says the roast lol
Get fucked, whore
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>>25462833
*Careful

Origon
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>>25462831
I don't care about anything anymore.
I just want to die.
If I kill myself, at least she won't think she lost some great man, but rather, I was a cheater and corrupted soul and she's lucky to have gotten away.
The model gf also doesn't give head like some of the bigger girls I see.
I mainly just want to die though
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>>25462802
>I would probably fuck a girl with a boyfriend if I don't know him though, and if I hate him I'd do it gladly

that's disgusting samson. casual sex, especially with a scumbag, is still degenerate.
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>>25462793
You're such a nice guy. Men are so nice and women are so mean. Even a model girl isn't good enough for you to be loyal.
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>>25462870
You're just using the "I want to die" excuse to justify your cheating. Instead of that, man up and admit that even though she is a model she STILL isn't good enough for you.
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>>25462878
Y-yeah! it's his gfs fault for not being a 10/10 goddess. she DESERVES to be cheated on!
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>>25462878
Hahaha

You don't want nice guys! If you anted nice guys, guys would be nice, if you wanted loyal guys, guys would be loyal, if you wanted Prince Charming we would walk around in suites of armor.

But women don't want that...do they.
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>>25462872
hey, I have a high sex drive and low willpower. I would never cheat myself though, and certainly wouldn't date a known cheater
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>>25459043
Kill yourself OP you're no better than the women robots complain about.
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>>25462878
If I ever find purpose to live, I'll be loyal to her.
She spends a lot of time abroad doing shoots and shit. If I come along, I'm def trying out the local pussy scene.
I honestly feel bad for the guys on here. You deserve my gf way more than I do. But girls really like cheater, criminals, etc.
>>25462912
Nope, she's amazing. Wants to get married this year and have after a few years of making money. Can't really model after pregnancy lol.
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>>25462878
You get what you selected for.
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>>25462935
Yeah! She should have lost weight and gotten plastic surgery to become an 11/10 goddess! And since she wasn't at his beck and call constantly 24/7 it is her fault! Instead of sleeping at 3:30 am she should have immediately put on sexy lingerie and driven to his house to have sex with him when he sent that drunken booty call text message. She shouldn't have left her phone on silent and slept through the night and deprived him of his masculine needs!
>>25462936
Women do want that, just not Stacey's . But maybe you should stop dating Stacies. Maybe Beth is a little more plain and a little less exciting and a little more pure, but you don't want Beth.
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>>25463029
Not even remotely good b8
Go back to lolcow
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>>25463029
nah, even that wouldn't have been enough to keep a robot around! she should have developed shapeshifting as a super power to provide him with novelty every single day. i mean, it's ONLY natural that men want variation!!
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There's nothing manly about being a deceiver.
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>>25462987
Marrying you and reproducing with you is probably the biggest mistake your girlfriend is ever going to make. She is marrying a cheater that had no respect for her.
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>>25463058
Go home, Eggwoman.
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Guys don't make excuses for why you cheat on your gfs. It's simple, you got weak character. Assume it. I cheat on my gf as well, that's 'cause every body is different, every pussy feels different and that's nicey. Only guys with up to 1 girl they fucked don't know this. And don't slut shame, that's ugly.
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>>25463091
My existence is the biggest mistake ever desu.
Whoever kills me can have my gf.
I'll write you a letter of recommendation
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>>25463029
I know your lonely

Put down the ice cream spend like 30 minutes a day on a treadmill.

In a week black dudes will bang you and in a couple months when you skinny up you might even get pumped by a chad or three.

The. You can settle for a beta bitch and get fat again, grow to resent and Ben ultimately leave because you "fell out of love". Or "he made meFeelSpecial"

Or some shit like that.

Look sweetheart, I've been around and under every man is brute and every every demure princess is a cheating whore

It's just r way of the world
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>>25462936
Yeah. We want prestige and excitement.
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>>25462621
>No, women like stability
kek only when they're about to hit the wall and panic looking for the Beta Buck$.

while in there younger years fucking over people
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>>25463094
I am home, f a m.

>>25463113
Tie a chord around your neck and kick the fucking chair you pathetic excuse for a human being
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>>25463113
Also, same guy here, girls, if you want a nice guy it's simple, get one. There's plenty around. In my country we're so promiscuous it's ridiculous so it's rather difficult here. Accept and don't make commitments.
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Cheating on women is fine, they're just around to see what they can get from you anyway.
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Why aren't any of you niggers in open relationships? It would be a good alternative to cheating.
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>>25463156
>be this much of a cuck
I like to lock my pussy down. I want the full course meal and some additional sides.

>>25463136
>projecting this hard
Kill yourself. You're a pathetic excuse for a woman.
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>>25463156
I'm not getting cucked.
If she even looks at another guy, she's getting a bullet in her head.
Only I'm allowed to cheat
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>>25463116
You're grammar is a disaster beyond the usual "this is 4chan so we can half-ass our grammar" reading that was a headache. Furthermore, I am skinny.

>>25463143
Yeah nice guys who act nice to your face can cheat behind your back.
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>>25463029
>implying women don't also cheat on partners way above their league
the difference is, when men cheat they don't give some bs justification for it then steal half their partner's money/property and the kids
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>>25463192
nice b8 m8, go masturb8
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>>25463156

Because I'm not okay with letting my girl get pounded by other cocks.

>but that's not fair you cheat!

Yeah it's not fair but women and men aren't the same
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>>25463192
>projecting

Do you even know what that word means?

Anyway, I rather live life as a moralfag than be someone like you.
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>>25463221
you've gotta be fucking joking right now
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>>25463205
Hahhahahhahahhahahhahahah

>oh fuck I don't know what else to say so I'll correct his grammar

Post a pic of yourself and I'll let you know if I'd fuck you or not
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>>25463232
No I'm literally not.

Men are objectively superior to women in nearly every way

Women's place is support of men and our ambitions. It has always been that way and will always be that way
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>>25463156
Because all men are insecure fucks. We can't handle it. It's unfair or something for us. If this thread serves for anything, it's to show just how hypocritical r9k is. Girls, go fuck hot guys or something and let these motherfuckers here fuck themselves in the ass with dildoes. We're not worth it.
>inb4 get called fembot
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>>25463208
Go away Samson, yes they do.

>>25463236
No.
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>>25463290
not at even close to the same rates. women initiate 70% of divorces and receive 95% of alimony and child support payments
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>>25463289
>this much cuckoldry
EXTERMINATE YOUR LINEAGE.
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This thread makes me legit angry. Cheaters should be gassed
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>>25463318
yeah they initiate divorces because women don't like to be cucked
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>>25463290
>No.

Oh come on don't be such a stick in the mud
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Tbh if no one finds out then I guess no one will end up getting hurt as a result of it, but personally I would be too much of a moralfag to think about cheating
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>>25463325
while you're memeing I'm inseminating
I'm just a little more open minded
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>>25459043

>Why does it feel so good to cheat?

the rush and taboo aspect of what you're doing makes the sex so much better
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>>25463341
Women can't be cucked

Do you faggots even know what cuck means anymore?
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>>25463228
>implying
>I rather live life as a moralfag than be someone like you.

That's exactly why you sit there butt hurt about guy's dropping you for younger girls but get angry at guys that actually fawn after you. You don't even know what you want. You can't even give a blowjob--why would anyone even want to be with you in the first place? I hope you get murdered.
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>>25463341
neither do men, but ultimately we're the ones who end up suffering when a relationship (especially a marriage) ends. surely even a misandrist cunt like you can recognize this
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>>25463371
the definition has been diluted such that "cucked" can now stand for "cuckqueaned" which is the female version of being cuckolded.
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>there are people on this board that not only had girlfriends, but also cheated on them

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE GET OUT YOU NORMIE SCUM
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>>25463334
Totally but most posters are probably angry virgins making shit up as a coping mechanism for being a KV.
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>>25463387
maybe financially, but if a woman spends 10+ years in a marriage with a man, and then is cheated on and leaves him, assuming all the assets are divided equally because both were working and earning just as much, the woman gets the short end of the stick. she lost her youth to a cheater and will likely never recover and live a very dismal existence, whereas the man just basically goes on like before.

i don't feel sorry for men who get with women who are poorer than they are, men who want SAHMs that don't work, etc etc etc. that's asking to get robbed in divorce court. but the vast majority of men rather have a 10/10 "housewife" who will financially cuck them in the future than a 6/10 that earns as much as they do.

>>25463379
u wot m8
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>>25463451
>if women can earn the same amount as a man then why does her youth matter
>shouldn't her future earning potential and the mans future earning potential be the same
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>>25463451
>implying divorced men don't have much higher suicide rates, homelessness rates, etc than divorced women
try again cunt
t b h, until alimony is abolished and child support laws are reformed, I will have a very hard time trusting or sympathizing with women
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>>25463496
>>25463524
Exactly this. Women can't understand because it does not align with their agenda. For them to admit it, they'd have to admit that there is faggotry afoot in nearly every aspect of their lives.
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>>25463496
Think logically for a second.

In a world where women are only valued for youth and beauty, it doesn't really matter how much a woman earns. Plenty of women can earn as much or even more than men, but men will still pass them over for better looking women who want to "stay at home" and "tend to the garden". Men don't care about equal contributions from their partner because they're hypnotized by prime pussy. Most men argue IN FAVOUR of stay-at-home women, and then turn around and complain that they get financially cucked.

I feel sorry for the financially responsible 6/10s that get married and then divorced after they've passed the wall. There is a wall, whether or not you believe it, and it sucks that most of those women will end up depressed and lonely because some asshole wasted most of their time
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>>25463524
>implying i will ever sympathize with men

i'm not considered "marriage material" by 99.999999% of men, so why should i give a shit what happens to divorced people? why should i give a shit about something that will literally N E V E R affect me?

my genes shouldn't be passed on, so why should i campaign to have child support laws reformed? i don't care what stacey and chad decide to do with their lives, i just think it's stupid when men marry SAHMs and then complain they get cucked financially
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>>25463669
T. I want chad but he wont date me

Shut the fuck up whore. Spread your legs and get some dick.
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>>25463597
so what? there are men who spend their whole lives without any attention from the opposite gender, they don't get money for it. and older women can still easily get guys, my mum has two boyfriends, both about her age, educated, and moderately wealthy
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>>25463700
>samson's mum is a practice gf

i'm beginning to understand you
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>>25463669
I probably won't ever get married either, but I still care because I don't like blatant inequities in the legal system, and there are certainly several against men. for example, if you were to have sex with a man without his consent, it would not legally be considered rape, and if you got pregnant from this rape and kept it, you could legally extort money from him. if you can't see the problem with that, you are a blatantly misandrist cunt who should fuck off to Tumblr
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>>25463729
>>25463700
How about you tripfagging cunts just fuck off already
baka desu
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>>25463785
>i'm a bad person because i don't care about things that don't affect me like every other human being on the planet

welp
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>>25463889
ok, so then why should I care about women getting raped, or any of the other things you misandrist prostitutes whine about?
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>>25463920
but i doubt you do, so ???

the difference is i don't really care what you care about m8
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this thread made me feel slightly less worse about being a khv

at least I'll never get cheated on
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When can /r9k/ go back to being just robots who have given up on society? We're supposed to point, laugh, and wallow in misery.

This is just getting upset in the same way feminist tumblr landwhales feel like their gender is the one who got the short straw and that men need to be the ones that change.
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>>25459341
>waaahh waahh women haven't evolved from the primitive nature they have
>men are fulfilling their biological imperative

This is a joke right? If anything females should be reproducing as much as possible since they have a limited time to do so. Men don't even need to rush, so there's no point for them to fuck as many women as possible.
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>>25462133
The only rational post here. Those who commit adultery should be stoned.
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I thought this was the creampie thread.

What a massive disappointment.
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Cheated on my ex with her mom. Double whammy of cheating and /ss/. Unfortunately we got caught in the act, but my ex got over it since we were still kids basically.
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>>25459043
You just lost value doing so.
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>>25464022
You should have learned this shit in biology in grade school.... How are you so unaware?

Men fuck as often as possible because they drop off sperm and that's it. If that woman you fucked has shit genes so what, bang another one in an hour it doesn't matter. No investment. Women have to choose because they spend an entire year of their lives in pregnancy.
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>>25464169
In biology in grade school they don't tell you that males go around fucking everything.
There are even plenty of animals that only stay with one mate all their lives.

Actually you're also wrong because males are supposed to mate with the best to ensure survivability of their offspring. They don't just mate with anything around them. But you want to justify subhuman behavior so of course you'd correlate the constant creation of sperm to "i have to fuck tons of women to give it away". Yeah, no. Animals reproduced for the survival of their species, that meant those who had shitty genes died, not "reproduce with shitty genes who gives a fuck". That would put their species at danger.

Your biology in grade school clearly taught you nothing.
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>>25459043
You're a scumbag and I hope you rot in hell with all the other cheaters of the world
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>>25464058
source on that?
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ITT: kissless virgins typing out their cheating revenge fantasies
There is nothing manly or "alpha" about being a liar and a deceiver. Cheaters are equally guilty regardless of gender.
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>>25464058
Please more, or atleast sauce on that one.
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>>25464058
>>25464662
>>25464748
>men like watching dicks cum
What world do we live in
All you see is dick and sperm how is that attractive?
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>tfw live in student accommodation
>one of the girls gets high with me a lot
>we're both in relationships
>when we're high as fuck we always fool around with eachother
>we have never fucked, we agreed that is too far
>normally she just jacks me off while I suck on her tits
>every now and then we go a bit further, she sucks me off from time to time and I've eaten her out
>normally it's hot as shit and lasts for hours of fooling around with eachother until one of us cums or we fall asleep

best feeling in the world, man
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>why dating men is always a bad idea: the thread

I actually always wanted to lure cheating men and then denounce them to their wives and girlfriends so at least they know what shit they are dating.

Reading this thread made me want to do it even more.
Anyone else thinks this is a great ide
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>>25464873
Kill yourself you're worse than niggers
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>>25465110
*a great idea?
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This girl I've hooked up with (when she was single) cheated on her boyfriend with me recently. We work together. I really like her but now I realize she is just a cheating whore and I dodged a bullet by never dating her. She said she feels guilty about it but that she is just really attracted to me and that I give her tingles etc. It feels weird to see things from the perspective of a Chad, never have I been redpilled so hard.
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>>25465127

This. Shiggy diggy doo dah.
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>>25465110
a guy doing what you suggest to cheating women would be ostracized as a "slut shamer", or maybe even charged with a crime, assaulted, etc
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>>25465598
doubt it: there is a difference between just having casual sex and being a cheater.

But anyway, since I won't be doing that on women (quite impossible), that possible double standard doesn't really worry me.
Cheaters are scum and people who date them should know that.
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What the fuck is going on in OPs image. Is that a penis? Where are the balls, what is it doing?
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>>25464058
Same shit here, where the fuck are the balls? What's going on here?
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>>25465110
great idea that i whole-heartedly support! you should get started on it and maybe keep /r9k/ updated.
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>>25465110

Frequently the wife will come after the chick in this scenario cause she considers her the husband stealer/home wrecker. Granted the guy will get tons of shit, but the initial wrath will be generally directed at the chick.
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>>25465817
>>25465788
A lot of male pornstars get their balls removed because it creates the illusion that they have a bigger dick.

Just kidding I have no idea
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>>25465788
>>25465817
Ever heard the term "balls deep"? well, with some girls you can go so deep that even your balls get inside of her, that's whats happening.
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>>25465886
I think it largery happens in scenarios when wife finds out an affair: not in the cases when she is told by the girl.
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well it doesn't feel that great if its with a condom. i guess theres a thrill for doing something "challenging" like getting a hot girl that you aren't supposed to be flirting with in the first place, but the actual cheating doesn't feel any different than the sex i get at home, sometimes worse.

plus i get the same thrill from finding good porn or winning at video games. the only time cheating seems cool is when a dude has an ugly girlfriend. so maybe just upgrade lol theres no real point to affairs.
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>>25465788
>>25465817
It's something about putting the balls up into the guy and extending his dick or something.
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>>25465855
thanks, seems hard to pull off but imagine the satisfaction of doing something good and punishing cheaters in the same time.
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>>25466147
well chances are the wives won't listen, which is the saddest part imo. but its the thought that counts.
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>>25465788
>>25465817
When you cum, your balls retract closer to your body. Like when it's cold and they don't hang, like that but instead of trying to keep warm, your body retracts them to help pump out the most cum possible.
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>>25466453
I saw myself cumming and certainly did my balls not vanish, they are just tight to the body but in the gifs they are entirely absent. I'm pretty sure that guy doesn't have balls
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>>25466488
Try doing it in the position he's in. Cumming while pressing downwards angle with your dick. The position he's in, with the penis angle, further pushes them in.
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>>25463205
>Yeah nice guys who act nice to your face can cheat behind your back.
>>25463029
>Women do want that, just not Stacey's

So are you saying you're a Stacy?
I learned a long time ago not to be nice to women because THIS is how they think.
"If he's nice to me it must be because he's a secret bastard."
You're all fucking stupid and literally every single one of you thinks like this.
So fuck it, you don't deserve anything but shit, and I've got plenty of shit to give.
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>>25463113
>And don't slut shame, that's ugly.
/r9k/ is the fucking funniest board on 4chan, top tier bantz and shitposting.
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>>25465110
Happend to me

My gf got over it.

Honestly it seems like most women kinda like you more if they know other women can have you
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>>25464873
>sex is too far
>but handjobs and tits sucking aren't
How the hell do normalfags go through these mental gymnastics? What a scumbag.
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>>25463451
>than a 6/10 that earns as much as they do.
She should be taking care of the kids not working, what kind of faggot doesn't want a housewife? Who wants a busy wife? Even if she was a 10/10 it isn't fucking worth it, that's why careerwomen are statistically the saddest of all women.
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