I was fucking my gf once and she used to try and talk dirty. It was just annoying and shit but one time she was blabbering away and suddenly she said "I want to lick you out"
I stopped and stared at her for a moment like "wtf r u on about m8"

this is why i never ever try to talk dirty fuck i absolutely know i would say something like this n then i would just have to kill myself after

>>25457496
Maybe she wanted to give your bum hole the natty lickaroo

>>25457475
>At least there's akward women out there too.

Yeah, but notice how you didn't immediately stop fucking her, accuse her of rape and tell all of your friends how creepy she is because she was awkward?

>>25457475
There's plenty of them, they have no incentive to learn any real charisma. If they fail to make a conversation run smooth, it's not their fault, it's the other persons. The onus is on men to keep the conversation flowing, not them.

>>25457546
b-but I am doing that right now

>>25457551
Damn son you sound bitter as fuck

>>25457593
>Damn son you sound bitter as fuck
Not at all, just making an observation from my experiences. They can get away with being awkward. Most people will overlook it.

>>25457619
This.

It's either overlooked or seen as endearing.