I'm sick of being a fucking robot. How do I become a normalfag?
>>25456708
Inject testosterone. Or take Adderall.
Buy a nice car (15k plus - certified used is ok!) outright with your own money. Make sure you can pay for your car insurance too. If you cant do that right now the path to get to that point will definitely teach you normal tendencies.
Anybody can be a normie as long as they aren't hideously ugly. I won't go too in depth because this thread will probably die but being a normie is 100% about COPYING OTHERS. It's about conforming. So, look at people you consider popular and then just copy them. Dress similarly, listen to the same music, get into the same hobbies. That's how you become a normie. It'll take some work but very little in life is easy.
2bh i just listen to people and their sense of humor and how they act and emulate them. it's extremely easy my guy
fucked if i know. study your local ecosystem, find a niche and learn to excel in it.
imitation takes skill, and people will hate you if you're bad at it, only a cheesy 90's-throwback PSA will save you.
you can go with the lowest common denominator and trade anime and videogames for sports and netflix, but that's the kind of people you're going to see.
or you can specialize. pick and choose a topic, global climate change, wars for resources, natural selection in the human race, religion.
pick and choose any one of these, and i want you to think of studying them like smashing yourself in the toe with a hammer, because everything you love is going to choke the life out of you.
>>25456868
Are you emulating a faggot right now?
#burn
>OP wants to be a normie
>can't even respond to the people giving him advice in a thread he made
Another lost cause.
How are you going to have normie friends (one of the key parts of being a normalfag) if you can't talk to people?
The basics:
>Good faith
Where relevant and/or appropriate be honest with yourself and others about what you really want from life. If they have a problem that's their problem. Obviously you can be a bit too forward, you can't just meet someone and be like 'I want to fuck your brains out'. Or, I dunno, try it, it might work.
>Confidence and Contentment
Why give a shit about what anybody else thinks? In the end the only way to win their shitty games is to be content with what you have and confident that you're doing your best. People like to think they're better than you, but it's all relative. You might think some Chad could fuck any girl he wants only to find that the Chad wants to fuck some pseudo-bohemian who only touches the dicks of bearded nu-males. The more you progress in life, the more you realise that 'progress' is just running on a treadmill. There are always people you perceive as 'below' and 'above' you.
>Chemical balance
Your brain is a machine. Forgetting all this philosophical stuff about the hard problem of consciousness, the fact is if you put good chemicals into your body you get good results. I'm not just talking about the food you eat, though that is important, I'm talking about endorphines from exercising, I'm talking about serotonin from regular bowel movements, I'm talking about dopamine from accomplishing goals.
More to come.
>>25457024
>be honest
Stopped reading there. It's no surprise that so few robots manage to leave r9k with terrible advice like this. Honesty is the LAST thing you should be focusing on. It's your honesty that put you here. I don't need to read the rest of this to know it's terrible.
>>25456708
grow some empathy and lean to mimic and adapt
>>25457024
>Empathetic conversation
Here's a useful acronym:
LEE
Listen
Empathise
Explain/Expand
You're not going to be able to work a room, at least not at first, you might have something interesting to talk about, but as a rule of thumb unless it's a common interest, you'll probably just sound like a sperglord. Confidence can save you here, but it's usually best to either be funny and work a room or, failing that, be a good listener. The LEE acronym is specific for being a good listener. You actively Listen to what they have to say, by "actively" I mean comprehend them, ask them to repeat themselves or elaborate if necessary. Once they're done yammering about their problems Empathise, start your response with 'I totally get where you're coming from' or 'I understand'. Then the last E you either Expand by saying 'AND I totally agree with you' or Explain your perspective if it differs from theirs. This is usually a 'BUT' as in 'I understand where you're coming from BUT here's what I believe'.
>>25457053
Stop being retarded. The reason you're here is because you think you're a special snowflake. What the fuck is the point in participating in a world you don't want to belong to? That's all that's going to happen if you act in bad faith. If you act in good faith you filter through the people you don't want to be around, and find a group you can belong to. It's also a good way to practice not giving a fuck what other people think.
Good faith, and if you had comprehension skills above that of a third grader you'd understand this, means being honest about DESIRES, it doesn't mean not lying, or not being deceptive.
>>25457085
>The reason you're here is because you think you're a special snowflake
Nice projecting.
>That's all that's going to happen if you act in bad faith
>act in bad faith
What the fuck does that even mean? Are you religious or some shit?
>Good faith means being honest about DESIRES
Oh, so if a robot wants to fuck children, he should let others know about this "desire"?
Stupid people sure love to voice their garbage opinions.
If you listen to morons like this, you'll never change.
I would say something, but OP left a long time ago.
>>25457124
It's normie advice. Being forward with your desires only work if they are socially acceptable
>>25456752
I did this and am still a hopeless robot.
>>25457148
Exactly. Telling others to "be honest" is FUCKING NORMALFAG SHIT. It works for normies because they aren't strange and aren't into strange things which caused the people of r9k to become robots. For a robot to become a normie, you have to HIDE all that shit.
Please do not listen to that fucking normalfag because everything he says is wrong and worthless. It's hard enough to understand what he's saying but when you figure it out, you then wish you hadn't.
>>25457124
>Nice projecting
I'm literally working from the starting point 'Human interaction can be generalised and here's a guide assuming such'. How in the fuck is that me projecting a special snowflake? Or are you just being a memelord?
>What the fuck does that even mean? Are you religious or some shit?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Good_faith
>Oh, so if a robot wants to fuck children, he should let others know about this "desire"?
Why the hell not? There is such a thing called 'tact' and if you could concentrate on reading anything longer than a twitter post you'd understand I cover being tactful in my first post. There are people who downright admire pedophiles who don't act on their desires because of the law, and hell, who knows, maybe you come across some girl who wants to fuck children as well and you go to some backwater country and fuck children together.
>Stupid people sure love to voice their garbage opinions.
Stupid people who don't even bother reading or comprehending something before attempting, and failing, to construct an argument against it?
>>25457176
>wall of text
I'm done with your stupid ass. Nobody here cares what you have to say, especially not me.
>>25457171
>waaah I'm a victim nobody is like me and I will never fit in
The definition of being a special snowflake.
>>25457181
>if you could concentrate on reading anything longer than a twitter post you'd understand
Guess not.
I guess you just want to hold on to your victim complex nice and tight like the pussified faggot you are.
>>25457191
>waaah I'm a victim nobody is like me and I will never fit in
See, that's where you're wrong, normalfag. I get along with normies even better than you despite the fact that you are one and I'm not. Why? I'm smarter than you and better at acting. You can't even hide how stupid you are while you try to hand out your fucking shitty advice.
Just leave.
>>25457181
>less than five hundred words
>the longest paragraph has two sentences
>"wall of text"
>>25457215
It could be one line and I wouldn't have read it. That's how little I care about what he has to say. I'm responding just to tell him how stupid he is, now.
>>25457205
>>25457191
Pls stop arguing friends :-)
>>25457205
>I'm smarter than you
>Can't read or understand less than five hundred words of simple language
Another symptom of special snowflake syndrome, thinking you're better than the rest despite evidence to the contrary.
>>25457230
>my opinions are facts XD
this is how stupid you are
>>25457224
>how little I care
>BETTER KEEP RELENTLESSLY RESPONDING WITH SHITPOSTSYou were merely pretending to be retarded. Lelel epic ruse man.
>>25457239
>BETTER KEEP RELENTLESSLY RESPONDING WITH SHITPOSTS
Ah, because the other shit eater doesn't exist, right? You're here with him proving how stupid you are.
>>25457238
>Never said or implied that.
This is how stupid you are.
>>25457085
As a Chad, this is probably the best advice I've seen so far. Listen to this man.
>>25457253
>literally copied what i said
thank you for proving my point
>>25457255
>Chad here. just browsing r9k cos i feel like it lol xD
>>25457255
>As a Chad
and why do you come here?
>>25457250
>I'm not the one using indifference as an argumentative tool.
>Being this stupid.
>Being this buttmad.
>Maximum Damage Control.
>>25457267
>I'm not the one using indifference as an argumentative tool.
Your post has the word "buttmad". I think YOU know how stupid you are.
>>25457171
>For a robot to become a normie, you have to HIDE all that shit.
Na mate that's how you become a cyborg, true normidom requires you to leave anything slightly deviant behind
>>25457264
>literally
Literally did not otherwise the robot would've literally muted me.
Literally.You're literally as retarded as valley girls. Literally.
>>25457274
>true normidom requires you to leave anything slightly deviant behind
If you weren't so stupid, you would know that it is impossible. If you disagree then go tell a faggot to stop sucking cock.
>>25457278
>You're literally as retarded as valley girls
I don't even know what those are. I'll allow your stupid ass to enlighten me.
>>25457271
>Implying you're not.
Oh, wait, you said you didn't care, and then wrote a few more posts to try and defend that point. So it must mean you don't care.
>>25457296
>responding for the sake of responding
lol
>>25457292
>hurr ur stupid pls inform me cus ur stupid
>I got nothing and am too stupid too use wikipedia.
>>25457315
please read: >>25457306
Why are stupid people so easy to upset? I can literally repeat the one insult.
>>25457306
>Angry child.
>>25456708
Being a robot isn't a choice, OP.
>>25457330
>did it again
l o l
>>25457306
>>25457239
>le merely pretending maymay.
>>25457345
Is that what you were doing? Why did you have to write so much, then? You can stop posting now.
>>25457339
>vague accusations
You win at shitposting.
>>25457292
>If you weren't so stupid, you would know that it is impossible.
Mate that's where you're wrong. Humans can learn to live with almost anything. If you completely forsake your non-normative hobbies and stop masturbating 100 times a week, you'll see massive changes in your psyche(at least I did)
On a side not. What the fuck is with people on this board degrading the intelligence of everybody who holds a view contrary to their own? Is it to from of self-validation or are you seriously so deluded that you can't even entertain ideals?
>>25457355
It's not vague at all. Your last few responses have just been to get the last word instead of making any kind of argument. Even this post that I made: >>25457306 has a point whereas nothing you write does.
>>25457361
>Mate that's where you're wrong
Oh yes, I'm definitely going to read a post that starts like this. I have no doubt it will be worth reading.
>>25457353
>complete lack of any comprehension skills
You legitimately are legally retarded, right? Like, IQ below 70.
Let's look at the evidence.
Can't use wikipedia or google.
Thinks a neatly spaced <500 word post is a 'wall of text'.
Now I just feel bad for you. I will stop posting, because you might rage out and destroy your computer.
>>25457378
>I will stop posting
fantastic
>>25457176
Yeah sure, good advice. Just find a girl, get close to her, make a relationship and in the best time just tell her if she want fuck children too...
Sorry guys but hiding shit like that is your best option to get a friends and decent social life.
>>25457375
>If you weren't so stupid
If that's you, and I'm guessing it is because for your reply, you have some serious issues to deal with matey
>>25457408
>you have some serious issues to deal with matey
And I'll deal with them, right after you deal with yours. Everybody who frequents this board has problems. Anybody who is stupid enough to think they can be fixed easily is called a Normalfag.
>>25457408
> because for your reply
Too mad to even type properly.
Why don't you post six more times and tell us how little you care.
>>25457442
>Why don't you post six more times and tell us how little you care.
You mean like... what you're doing right here? Good work, buddy.
>>25457442
Who said I didn't care?
>>25457420
>stupid enough to think they can be fixed easily is called a Normalfag.
There you go again trying to belittle someones intelligence to make yourself feel big. I never said it would be easy, forsaking every pastime you enjoy would be the hardest thing you've ever done
>>25457458
>tfw you're too stupid to recognise that the post restrictions, and time each post against you is made, means at least three people are calling you out for being a massive sperglord
I don't actually know that feel, could you describe it to us?
>>25457467
If you care then I can tell you that I don't so you should stop caring because you'll never get a proper response from me. I only post to give people advice. I really don't care what they have to say.
It's strange how I can upset people without even trying.
>opened an instagram because i wanted to see what it was about
>got some followers from people i knew at school who probably just followed me out of morbid curiousity
>started posting pictures of nature, scenic views that i had taken with my phone
>posted a picture of my dog in the park
>"likes" start picking up
>get more followers
>realise i like taking photos a lot
>buy a proper camera
>open a flickr
>start a facebook page with my photos on them
>even get one of my photos on the local news
>meet photography enthusiasts
>they become actual friends
>get to know their friends
>get a job in a nikon dealership
>start studying part time at the university
>join photography society
>get to know some people from there
My life isn't perfect. I'm not even that good at photography. I still struggle with new people but I'm okay. My parents actually seem relieved that I'm doing something with my time and I've started to care about how I look more, purely because I'm spending more time around people.
tl;dr find something that interests you and socialise through that
>>25456840
Not copying, just dancing with them when they dance, talking with them when they talk. Copying is art tier, acting as a team is normie tier, and watching is robot tier.
>>25457489
I think you have me mistaken for somebody else. All I have done all thread is tell this >>25457292
conceited windbag that, despite what he thinks, anyone can change if they have the will for it
>>25457532
>just dancing with them when they dance
If you don't dance like them then they'll think you're a faggot.
>talking with them when they talk
or sound like a faggot.
Copying is how you become a normie. You can disagree but it'd just mean you aren't very good at socializing.
>>25457539
That's my post.
>anyone can change if they have the will for it
Thank you for confirming that you are a normalfag shit.
>>25457513
Good for you anon
you're very close
I'm happy for you
>>25456752
Great useless advice retard
>>25457562
Tbh all of the normies I know do interesting and independent things. They volunteer (fire brigade, army, churches, schools) places and go on good holidays. Most of them are pretty nice people too.
I mean I don't really have a lot in common with them but they aren't just following fads. One of them plays in an orchestra.
>>25457715
>Tbh all of the normies I know do interesting and independent things
Yes, they do those things to seem less fucking dull and to feel better about themselves. Volunteering, charity, etc is just shit that normies do so other normies think more highly of them. Keep that in mind, robots. Pretending to be a good person is part of being a normalfag.
>Most of them are pretty nice people too.
You're right, they ARE nice people. Why? They haven't had the same lives as robots. I'm not saying that robots have had hard lives but they almost always have shitty parents/shitty families. There's a reason that they became robots and not normies.
The best a robot can do is to try his best to look like a normie. If you can convince other normies that you're normal, then you can live a normal life.
>>25457811
But none of them share those things to the public or their Facebook friends. I only know they do those things after years of knowing them.
I enjoy running in the morning. I go every morning. No one knows but me. People are a lot more complex and private than you give them credit for.
Why do you think you have the world figured out when you don't have any real variation in the type of people you meet? Most people keep their tastes, interests and hobbies to themselves or a small group of like minded people. You see some guy you hate talking about his skiing holiday, for example, and assume that just because he's showing off everyone else is.
It's a strange approach to the world.
>>25457906
>Why do you think you have the world figured out when you don't have any real variation in the type of people you meet?
Why do you assume I'm a NEET? I was a NEET. Before that I was a loner. But I've also been somewhat of a normalfag (not a real one, just in disguise). I've been to bars and clubs. I've been to parties. I've done all the stupid shit that normies do for fun. Currently, I'm studying. So don't tell me that I don't know what people are like.
>You see some guy you hate talking about his skiing holiday, for example, and assume that just because he's showing off everyone else is.
Wrong. If I see ANYBODY talking about their skiing holiday, I'll think they're showing off because they are. Normies LOVE showing off. Facebook, twitter, whatever. They exploded in popularity for that reason.
You're just not very smart if you think normies aren't CONSTANTLY trying to show off. What they wear. What they do. What they say. Always trying to show off. Horrible people.
>>25456737
>Or take Adderall.
Would not recommend it.
It might "normie" you for a while but then it'll all come full circle and make you sperger than ever.
>>25457965
>normal people spend their lives in nightclubs
No. The vast majority of people don't visit nightclubs. There might be several billion Facebook accounts but only a fraction of them ever get regular posts and only a small amount of those are how you describe.
I didn't assume you were a NEET. I don't care what you do either way, that's your business. I'm not stupid. I know lots of people who have interests that they keep to themselves, myself included, who keep it off the internet and rarely if ever discuss it with others.
Does this bother you and if so, why?
>>25458035
>The vast majority of people don't visit nightclubs
Really? I live in a city and I can tell you that the streets at night are packed with people going to bars and clubs. I don't know about whatever hick area you live in.
>Does this bother you and if so, why?
What bothers me is that I'm having this pointless conversation with somebody I would never give the time of day for in person. That's the only thing bothering me.
>>25456708
Klonopin tbqfh senpai
