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And what would you say has been your greatest accomplishment so far?
i am a good guy
I'm not dead yet.
That I even got this interview, holy shit, are they seriously paying you people for this right now? You should probably be fired for even letting me into this building
>>25456699
I achieved the Battlemaster title before the removal of Conqueror/Justicar as a requirement and killed LK25HC before the release of the next content patch.
Getting dubs.
Check'em.
>>25456747
I'm not sure World of Warcraft is in the set of skills we're looking for Mr. Anon
these dubs of course
>>25456747
i got lieutenant commander in yolo queue BG's.
Why's there four of you interviewing me? What a waste of resources. This shit company is probably going to go bankrupt in a few years.
>>25456756
...I'll show myself out.
>>25456747
is that you khubbo
>>25456699
I have a blue belt in brazilian jiu jitsu, and I have some certificates/qualifications meaning I won't be unemployed for too much longer.
>>25456759
W-what about fleet commanding in EVE Online and running a small corporation? We mostly ran protection racketeering schemes and extortion. Also scamming.
My character has over 100mil SP too.
>>25456699
Making top shot.
[cocks assault rifle]
>>25456773
No, sorry. I don't really know any of the tripfags of /wowg/, except Lynris or whoever the fuck she is, despite posting there occasionally.
>>25456699
i got like 20 (You)'s in a thread this week
I drew a cute monkey girl today.
Inb4 im still alive im not dead yet I havent killed myself :'((((( DDD:
>>25456817
>saying that and not posting it
thats it. we're gonna have to take this interview outside.
>>25456834
Sorry anon. I don't post my work anywhere because I'm a puss.
>>25456699
I've gone 27 years without killing myself.
Actually that might be a failure if I think about it long enough.
>>25456699
I want to fuck the woman on the left.
The coverup of sixteen perfectly executed murders I personally planned, managed, and performed.
>>25456699
I managed to force a semi-successful meme on /tv/ for a brief period in 2014.
>>25456699
Well uuuhhhh uuhhhh I'm uh shit. Fuck you guys
Having the chance to take job interview for such wonderful company.
>>25456699
Staying alive despite being unplanned in this world having to go all the lethal bullshit I've endured and Pwning people in high school.
>>25456902
Alright, anon. Duly noted.
Have a good day. Don't call us, we'll call you. Real soon. Reeeeal soon. Watch yourself.
>>25456699
I guess I forged a pretty solid resume if it got me an interview with four of you gullible fucks.
>>25456699
I really feel that I've seen guy on right in a porn video.
I edged non-stop for 3 hours
>>25457014
I have no doubt that guy is in porn
>>25457026
>3
Try 11 you betaDon't actually, it wasn't worth it at all.
>>25456699
Becoming a qualified teacher.
>>25456944
Thank you, always happy to find a company in need of my professional services. I look forward to hearing from you.
I've found the cure for cancer, and also made a vaccine for aging.
Now you tell me what you've done, you fucking dweebs. Other than being huge wagekeks for your shitty company
>>25456699
Why 2 white males and no black? This picture is racist.
>>25456769
kek
Sent from my iOriginalComment
Ok great. Next question.
why should we hire (You)
>>25456699
I am male and I am white and I finished some white school with white professors to get a title needed in this field of work. But I am no bigot.
I am also very open minded, I have a black friend.
I got the job already right?
Pushing you out of this window.
>>25456699
first I banged the drum then I banged your mum
>>25456699
You wouldn't believe me if I told you.
5k solo MMR in Dota
>>25457526
Damn son, youre hired!
On a serious note how the hell is someone like artour going to find a job when asked this question
>>25457577
i'm sure you could make up some BS about the leadership and cooperative qualities required to be a successful pro gamer
as long as he has some schooling he'll be alright
>>25456699
This very interview. I've made many attempts to be considered for this particular position for your company, and now I am finally here.
>>25457594
>i'm sure you could make up some BS about the leadership and cooperative qualities required to be a successful pro gamer
video games =/= real life
no one will ever believe in that bullshit
