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>tfw watching fun house on challenge
>>25456590
brits are autistic
SAGE
>>25456653
Go to bed American.
>>25456590
fun house is sick
morning boys.
>>25456804
It's fucking messed up at times. Mad jelly at never riding those karts.
>>25456897
>Mad jelly at never riding those twins.
>>25456590
Is it still wacky, fun, crazy & outrageous?
>challenge
>all these channels up in the 30+ zone that I never knew existed
Holy shit, look at that fucking mullet
>>25456837
morning lad, just had a ginster cornish pasty for brek, shame my tea was too hot to wash it down with or it wouldve been close to maximum comfy.
>>25457275
>unironically eating ginsters
Fucking hell, you poor man.
Is Poleaboo here?
>>25457426
Of course not, he's banned from the internet by the police
>>25457100
I'd get wacky with those girls.
>>25457433
He was on MOTD last night.
Going back to uni thinking I've already failed first semester. Been working this entire holiday apart from 1 day in the week I really want to kill myself.
>>25457193
The only decent entertainment channel during the day which surprisingly doesn't need a subscription even though I think Sky own it. Watched a six hour marathon of Supermarket Sweep a few months ago and then Family Fortunes.
>>25457491
iktf kinda, only just started studying for exams that are in a couple of weeks, haven't been to many lectures this semester and i study physics
help
Not a nonce but the yellow team's girl has a decent rack on her.
>>25457544
>We're going to get kinda sticky.
Why do they make these kids wear such short shorts?
>>25457406
whats wrong with them? much better than tescos own brand shite
>>25457580
Standard PE kit at the time
>these kids are over 30 now
>>25457544
>Not a nonce
I just looked it up for you, they were 17 for the first season and 28 by the time it'd finished.
>>25457622
Didn't mean the cheerleaders brah
>>25457611
These are the 1989 episodes. Holy shit. I was just being born.
>>25457628
Kek I was wondering why it was one not both.
RERUN THAT FUN
Haven't noticed any muslims on this show. One black guy but not any muslims. Britain has deteriorated. Every game show now always has the obligatory muslim so we don't come across as racists.
>>25457638
Peak mullet years, he must look like he's being mounted by an afghan hound?
>>25457628
Don't worry bro, it even says in the theme song 'anything can go'
>>25457663
Pat Sharp: JUST
Who /Shoegaze/ here
Part of my new years resolution is to explore shoegaze properly, listening to "going blank again" by ride atm
This show is very classist, the teams from London and the north always lose
>>25456590
i like the new op image
>>25457709
If they made it these days the London team would be an Indian and the child of a Russian billionaire who would just pay Pat Sharp a bung to win.
>>25457831
I prefer the old one I'm just glad we have something.
>>25457702
what the fuck is shoegaze
what the fuck is that image
>>25457863
This one is an old one. No one can be bothered making them anymore.
go back to work on tuesday and these 4 days off have showed me the NEET lyf is much better
>>25457702
u alright m8? time to lay off the drugs i think m8
>>25457656
Got a paki now too
>>25457459
they're probaly middleaged now
>>25457885
I think it's a lack of talent as well, I can barely draw a straight line in paint.
>you look so beautiful girls, can I marry both of you
Pat Sharpe next on the Op Yewtree hitlist
>>25457459
Use your body and your brain if you wanna play the game ;)
>>25457872
shoegaze is a genre of music, which involves heavily processed and dreamlike music.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z9dNlgUbWcM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G0LIO138Z-A
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tsmHP3ce010
>>25456590
Tfw I worked 12-3:30am yesterday
Tfw ive just woken up
Tfw ive got work 12-3:30am today
And tomorrow
And the next day
And the next day
..........................
>>25457919
I only post here on my tablet these days, which has progressively made my creativity go down.
>>25457923
>the theme song was about Pat Sharpe shagging the twins
Mind
Blown
>>25457921
Kek. I have faith in Pat. He seems like a cool, legit guy.
That shirt is fucking cool.
>>25457929
Fire up the battlestation then lad!
>>25457928
counting down the minutes are we anon?
where you working?
>>25457953
That feels like a chore now even though typing on this thing and attaching a picture takes longer. More comfy this way.
>>25457928
TICK
O
C
K
wagie
>>25457955
18 minutes untill I get out my car walk a distance in the rain and start pulling pints to alcholics who choose to drink at 12 onwards I earn 9.67 an hour but I still want to kill myself
>>25457990
>Bitching about pulling pints
Easiest job I've ever had in my life senpai.
>tfw no back to back zzzap episodes
>tfw meridian made the best shows
>>25457975
I hate typing on tablets, only reason I've got one is for apps I can't replicate in windows.
>>25457990
not that bad anon, pulling pints is pretty comfy in comparison to what i've got to do
>>25457981
>Be you
>fifteen year old shit poster
>think to self "I know enough about the world to be opinionated"
>when in actual fact
>your're not old enough to work and if you did you would be stressed with all the homework you have to do
The yellow race car always fucking wins on this show.
>>25458014
That show is not fun to watch, it is fucking scary and weird.
I know it's designed for deaf kids, but mute characters gesturing wildly at each other in comic situations is fucking creepy.
>>25458008
>>25458028
Thanks anons it's alright apart from my boss is a cunt and I have to deal with drunk people who throw punches at me, not allowed to swing back as my boss told me not to harrasess customers
If you didn't feel pain and you could choose to die any way you want.
What would it be?
id like to be mauled to death by a tiger. If you can't feel pain it would just be cute and fluffy and id be providing a decent meal to the tiger. Preferably a white one.
>>25458058
This isn't your blog you whiny cunt
>>25458024
Find the smaller android tablets with the holo keyboard easiest to type on. Fuck the ipad.
>>25458070
It's not your shit throwing arena either.
>>25458032
Jesus calm down mate, I have a job as well. I just find the wagie thing funny and I don't have to work today because it's Sunday. If people didn't get so angry at these posts they wouldn't happen so much.
>>25457931
Love the saxophones on these 90s shows so much.
>>25458058
call police and get them arrested, simple shit. If your betacuck boss lets them do whatever they want then they'll just keep getting worse, if they thrown in a cell they might think twice lad
>>25458058
do you get any cockneys? and football fans?
>>25458076
>r9k
>not a shit-throwing arena
>>25458014
I miss the Meridian ident and that jingle so fucking much
>>25458149
Everything is so generic itv now.
Why is it raining. I want to ride my motorcycle.
>>25458196
>tfw a moment of dry weather here
I need to put some stuff into my car but I cba and It will probably start raining again
>>25458196
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=sUlRnb8OfNE
Loving the rain desu, maximum comfy
>bunny ears and space hoppers
It's too much
>>25458241
>them cheesy puns by pat
>>25458220
I'm jealous
>>25458233
Many keks were had, thank you fellow robrit.
>back to work tonight
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-south-yorkshire-35213688
I see funeral guy found another job
>>25458272
>back to work tomorrow
>rain all week
shit cunt
Looks like they finally worked out how to put cameras on the go karts now.
>>25458315
>we are witnessing the march of technology in action
>>25456590
Lol, flipping between fun house and judge judy. Fuck I am hungover.
>tfw both squat racks were taken for your time in the gym and you had to substitute it with leg press, leg extensions and some accessory abdominal and glute work ;)
>one more day before wagecucking again
Oh no
>uni exams begin next monday
fuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuck
>>25458331
Pat's hair still in JUST mode.
>>25458346
>going to the gym
fuck off normie
>>25458350
How do wagecucks do it?
There are dildos hanging out of the wall now. WTF.
>>25458313
I don't feel as bad working when its raining, it's when the weather is nice that I feel shit. Then again I'd rather be sat at home being comfy when it's raining.
>your house will never be a fun house
>>25457426
He usually doesn't start posting till 3-5pm. His sleep schedule is pretty fucked from being a neet.
>>25458356
>tfw never went to uni and still don't know what to do with my existence
>mullet and downs syndrome
Fucks sake yellow team
>>25458356
>mfw exam tomorrow
At least the rest aren't until next week
>>25458359
>Not becoming an autistic hulk designed only to destroy paki's and claim your waifu
>>25457926
ausfag here, just had to post these two.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4zCO7CkdQHI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ettEOTJ7X_E
>>25458386
i work outside though
>>25458356
>final year
>exam on the 5th
>no revision done
>leaving to travel back to uni like 30 mins
I'm at the point where I'm just going to forget about it now. I have 2 long essays due tomorrow midnight so have no time to revise. Pulling an all nighter tonight though for the essays so maybe I'll get some time tomorrow but I'll be too tired to focus on revision anyway.
>>25458480
Enjoy the skin cancer
guys fucking hell, i did it, i fucking managed to do it
i left the house to go to the local corner shop and bought something to drink, im so happy i managed to leave my house alone for the first time in ages, i actually did it
>>25458480
where you working anon?
>>25458499
Well done senpai. You'll make it.
>>25458499
what drink lad?
>>25458499
Well done lad, what did you buy?
>making the kids lay down in goo and pass stuck mouth to mouth
This fucking show
>>25458526
thank you anon
>>25458527
>>25458530
nothing alcoholic or anything, just a simple dr pepper, while i love dr pepper, it was more about the experience of being able to do it
>>25458499
>Not being stuck inside a fortress of shit covered sheets and pillows over 5 years old
fuckoff normie
>>25458517
groundskeeper at a school lad
>>25458490
bring it on
>>25456590
hjow many bongs does a nigger bong if a nigger cucked bong shit fuck you
>>25456590
you guys live under a monarchy
how do you expect anyone to take you seriously?
>>25457491
>Girl Band
my nigga
>>25458536
And now kids twerk on YouTube. The internet has fucked us all up.
>>25458499
good on ya anon, nice dubs too
>exams next week
>cba to revise
>no willpower to even go to college tomorrow
What shall I do lads
>>25457981
That feel when I got a job and only have two weeks of freedom left
>>25457926
>tfw you will never see a shoegaze post that wasn't written by a basic /mu/ pleb
>>25458549
how old are you?
original faaaaam
>>25458536
Totally acceptable.
>>25458626
Job? There are no jobs apparently thanks to net migration.
How do people even manage to find enjoyment in things? I started a college course months ago because it was the only way of getting out of working the same shit 50 hour a week job i'd been working for the past 3 years.
I hoped maybe it'd be the start of something great, instead I just hold no interest in it whatsoever, I can't bring myself to do any of the assignments.
Yet I can't see myself going back to that other place without losing what tiny bit of sanity I have left and ramming the dump truck straight into the office taking us all out.
Why do people feel EVERYONE must find something in the world, when in reality some people just really hold no interest in anything the world has to offer.
>>25458652
24 famalamadingdongs desu
>>25458710
How do you afford to go to college?
>>25458710
You probably didn't pick something you enjoyed. If I could go back in time I would have picked something else.
>>25458499
>recently bought a pair of boots for 120 pounds
>realise I leave the house once a week at the most
>this is usually a 30 minute round trip to the nearby Asda
Blunder of the century.
>>25458716
kek assumed you were a 17 year old youngling. what do you do all day then?
Well thanks OP, that was a wild ride
>>25458719
Was able to get a loan out upto 3000 (The course itself came to around 2800ish), where you pay it back if you end up on a job earning 21k or more. Unless you fail the course then I guess you owe however much based on how long you went. Which is probably what will happen to me, then i'm royally fucked.
>>25458762
Sadly when you mention you enjoy animation 10 years ago, it tends to stick with your parents. So when you're desperate to get away from a shit lifestyle you'll take anything. Then again there isn't anything I enjoy anymore, not even vidya, I just sleep for the most part.
Therapists/tablets didn't seem to make any difference either.
Made it even worse seeing everyone else in the course progressing, and infact drawing on a daily basis at home to improve/doing their assignments whilst I just blankly stare at my screen or sleep.
>>25458814
Surely you'd have to repay the entire loan?
>Tfw had an autistic daydream of doing the wheel & driver change on Fun House go karts while being cheered on
>Tfw realise the kids on that show are probably in their mid-late 30's by now
>>25458772
At least you'll be making those trips in maximum comfy m8
>>25457702
slowdive will always define the genre for me tbqh
>>25458834
>implying they're worn in and aren't tearing up the backs of my feet something awful
And they're too expensive for me to ride my bike in them. Not that that's happening with this endless succession storms though.
>>25458826
>tfw had a semi-lucid dream with the cast of Mass Effect last night
I'm doing it lads, I'm going properly mental, and nothing can stop me.
Save me a seat at the bar, Garrus, Sheps comin' home!
>>25458794
sit on /r9k/, fap, eat, sleep
>>25458474
Slowdive are brilliant nigga, and Rachel is a qt beyond description.
Too bad she's profoundly deaf now :^(
>>25458814
What about food, rent and stuff?
I looked into college, but I couldn't see how I could afford it.
>>25458822
I'm not really sure how it works. I'm fucked either way when I fail the course, so not like it'd make any difference.
After watching through Welcome to the NHK again, I came to try and see if "Off" meetings were a thing about in the UK, if they are I haven't found anything, probably because anything pertaining to suicide on the internet is no doubt shut down rather quickly, because the normies of the world want everyone to live under their jurisdiction.
It'll probably just come to a point where i'll drive out to an open/empty field with the bottles of whiskey I have, then just sit there and drink until I wither away. I would try the exhaust fumes thing, but from what I heard cars are made a lot different to how they used to be.
>>25458772
What boots sempai?
>>25458915
I don't live alone, i'm fortunate to still be living with my father, although he's out a lot of the time. I still pay my way whenever possible with the money I had from working/selling the digital stuff i'd acquired over the years, and some betting, though since I got laid off work for my depression, I actually got allocated to sick pay for a while. I drink and eat very little so that i'm not bothersome or needy.
I get a bit of income from the college monthly for petrol, general college costs etc.
If you really want to look into college, speak with them about it, they have a lot of financial aid/help to offer since so many young people struggle with it nowadays.
>>25458633
nigga I'm doing my best you elitist fuck, everyone's got to start somewhere. Also I was giving some obvious examples of the genre
>>25458887
how do you collect bennies if you can't go out?
>>25459045
gubment helps me
>>25456590
nice throwback image
>>25458889
she's not deaf, her son is
>>25458066
I'd have Melanie and Martina shag me to death.
>>25459063
whoops, I misread the article, you're right.
Although she does have chronic tinnitus in her right ear
>>25459110
i used to play in bands, always wear earplugs, i learnt that lesson fast
>>25456590
Managed not to be sick last night even though I've been sick everytime I have drank for about a month.
Usually wake up at 4 feeling really sick and explode in the toilet.
I have a train journey tomorrow and I need something to read on my kindle. Please tell me the best book you have ever read. I don't care about genre, fiction or non-fiction.
Please note that I have already read Mein Kampf.
>>25459188
Old Man and the Sea is pretty decent and it's only like 100 small pages.
>>25459188
The Very Hungry Caterpillar
>>25459188
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Quotations_from_Chairman_Mao_Tse-tung
You know, for balance.
>>25458933
>It'll probably just come to a point where i'll drive out to an open/empty field with the bottles of whiskey I have, then just sit there and drink until I wither away. I would try the exhaust fumes thing, but from what I heard cars are made a lot different to how they used to be.
you will be found
>>25459188
it's pleb as fuck but the Great Gatsby is an easy and good little read, pretty short from what I remember
>>25459207
I have the Old Man y La Mer on my bookshelf but haven't gotten round to reading it yet, might give it a go tonight
>>25459223
Hopefully i'll be dead by then. There must be some places secluded enough to be able to do this. Why do others feel the need to intervene in things that do not involve them. What is it to them if someone else wishes to not live their own life.
We don't need a new sofa
>>25459133
I have mild tinnitus, again from playing in dumb secondary school dadrock bands without hearing protection. fuck me it was dumb.
all I can do is minimise any progression now.
Just learned that my sister has been researching blowjob techniques. Whiskey straight from the bottle. Feel unbelievably uncomfortable lads. Watching Oswald Mosley videos to feel better.
>>25459188
The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Nighttime
It's basically /r9k/'s childhood: the book, since it's about a boy with assburgers. Pretty comfy desu
>>25459270
She is a female lad, what did you expect her to be doing?
>>25459280
She's only 12
>>25459188
i really enjoyed catcher in the rye desu but its not for everyone
>>25459280
Fair point. Even so, it's unsettling if understandable.
>>25459269
same story here pretty much but make dadrock punk
>>25459270
She'd probably be uncomfortable at your internet history too, lad.
>"Hen-tee? Anon what's hen-tee? Why are there naked cartoons on your computer?"
>"Urgh, that one looks like a kid! I'm telling mum and dad!"
Mug stealing cunt of a little brother is going back to uni today.
I am the man of the house again.
>>25459343
>letting your little brother bully you
nah, you'll never be man of the house mate
>>25459237
>Great Gatsby
>good little read
That's a funny way of saying 'most overrated book ever'. The whole thing just aggravated me because a lot of the metaphors he used didn't make sense in the context of the story or human behaviour in general so it's painfully obvious what parts are supposed to be "clever" imagery and what's not.
>>25459299
Getting knowledgeable early, I like that initiative.she can suck dick when she's of age, pls don't report am not paedo
>>25459358
It was hanging up on the mug hanger thing, my Mother had to remove it to stop him.
She always defends him no matter what he does, I will punish her for this in the coming weeks.
>>25459343
You're not a man if you don't have your mugs.
>>25459363
To Kill A Mockingbird is the most overrated pile of tosh ever put into word form.
>>25459378
Maybe because you are the failure of the family.
>>25459363
calm your autism mate, it was an entertaining book fucking hell, i'm not suggesting it win a fucking award
>>25459392
It's not my fault I'm an autist.
>>25459378
I never use it because I don't want the picture to get washed off.
>>25459378
You should make an exact copy of your mug using lead paint for next time he comes round
>>25459363
>a lot of the metaphors he used didn't make sense in the context of the story
this, there's so much fartsy language masturbation which serves no purpose other than creating false complexity. Even though I hate her, and think her work is boring, at least Angela Carter has stellar use of metaphor and imagery.
>>25458967
K-kurt Geiger.
>inb4 shit brand
>>25459333
You're right. I don't watch hentai, but the essence remains.
>>25459441
i've got a pair of them, they start hissing and clicking when i go near sellafield
>>25459441
>Kurt Geiger
>>25459499
Kurt Geiger isn't terrible famm. The quality isn't the best, but the designs aren't the most trendy and they aren't the most pricey. Safe purchases for the short term desu.
>>25459520
combat boots for life, indestructible for daily use
>>25459520
only joking blud, they're not the worst brand but I'd rather spend a bit more and get some Wolverines or Red Wings second hand
got my 1k miles for 180 Tbh
>>25459409
you sound like pakiboo 'waaa it's not my fault', i'm the victim.
fuck off mate, your family have all the rights to step on a worthless leach like you. be a real man, fix your shit life.
Poleaboo feels 2016 is going to be EXPLOSIVE
>>25459585
can't wait to hear how his sister laughed at him today or he shouted at his dad. edge of my seat
>>25459110
I'm the ausfag poster.
>Although she does have chronic tinnitus in her right ear
I had tinnitus too from my edgy black metal phase, I can now connect with my waifu on an even deeper level.
Just went to the shop and my car wouldn't start when it came time to leave, I had to use my jumper packs at the side of the road ffs.
Poleaboo finally figured out who grassed him up at the amusement park
If it was someone from /brit/feel/ then they would have made themselves known, the park workers were all too normie to find it themselves, so it must have been the Polish girl who figured out what park Poleaboo worked at and found the only park worker pathetic enough to list where he worked and accept a random facebook friend request - the Indian
So Nord Irish was telling the truth when he said it was the Indian who shared the blog with them, the missing piece of the puzzle was how the Indian found it in the first place
>>25459622
Got the place to himself, woke up late and most of them have gone on a daytrip to London
>>25459647
Why aren't you with them? Isn't your new years resolution to basically become a normie? I swear you listed things like 'get gf, get friends, get job' etc. Sitting at home isn't going to get you any of that lad.
back to uni in a week lads
send help
It's not easy being the parent of an adopted Muslim son.
I see a thread hanging from his jumper, I don't know whether to pull it or fucking run away.
>>25459672
Don't like going out in public, especially crowded places
Step 1 is getting a job so I can be proud of myself and not feel I need to keep my head down
>>25459726
what're you studying?
>>25459781
Biomechanics
Help! I'm trapped a decade in the past.
>>25459647
shut up Amer you slimey paki cunt
>>25459636
>go to gig
>turns out to be really fucking loud
>ringing in ear for 3 days after
>worried that it might last forever
>goes away luckily
Invested in ear protection after that... although they do kinda make gigs sound wrong.
>>25459756
start doing some excerise, even jumping jacks or something. will help you feel a bit more confident and maybe start thinking the normies staring at you are doing it because you look good rather than a weird alien-hybrid thing.
>>25459797
Wut
>>25459781
Histree innit senpai. Tons of essays, pretty much one a week or more
>>25459811
you can get ear protection that doesn't hinder the sound so much but you have to pay a little bit more than you would for the conventional foam plugs
>>25459829
>Histree
kek enjoy looking for a job
Fuck lads first day back at work tomorrow after 2 weeks off, absolutely dreading it.
Think the dread is aimed more at the early morning start than the cruel work, I'll feel like death tomorrow and it will be cold.
>>25459845
>implying any of us here will ever have a proper job
good one m8
>>25459852
glorious bank holiday masterrace here
enjoy working tomorrow while i sit at home feeling comfy :3
>>25459829
>>25459845
not theirstory
>>25458489
Well lads, back at uni now and still no motivation to start anything. Can't even be fucked to play video games, I guess I didn't account the returning to uni sadness in my work plan for the next few days.
JUST
>SSD card comes tomorrow
>still haven't tidied up my computer ready to put Windows onto the SSD.
>>25459829
>history
Nice.
Unless it's plebby WW2 shit
>>25459878
>bank holiday
No it isn't lad. Next one is Good Friday.
>>25459900
We're forced to do a module on the holocaust which was... interesting to say the least, reading blatant lies from people exploiting 70+ years old tragedy for money.
>>25459884
Fucking hell breh. Grab a red bull, unplug your internet and smash out as much as you can and just turn it in on the deadline. Might as well eh, see what happens. Better than handing in nothing no matter how shit it is.
>>25459636
>I can now connect with my waifu
I had this exact same thought, although don't worry she's not my waifu, just an extremely pretty lady
>>25459811
You can buy earplugs which are made of materials which deaden the sound evenly across the frequency range. they cost about 30 pounds
>>25459904
nah bruh, thanks to dem weekends, tomorrow is bank lolliday
>>25459953
SCOTS OUT
>>25459953
No, it isn't you retard.
https://www.gov.uk/bank-holidays
>>25459933
I have to wonder how much of history is research money whoring rather than accuracy
The evidence for Jesus is shaky as fuck, but no doubt there's a lot of rich white Christians out there with the funds to say otherwise
>>25459980
>https://www.gov.uk/bank-holidays
click tabs nignog
https://www.gov.uk/bank-holidays#scotland
>>25459933
I watched a holocaust debunked video lastnight, expecting some crazy person talking shit. I usually take these things with a pinch of salt.
But was actually quite surprised by their use of facts.
it was scary how anyone who presented these facts & questioned the 6million number were thrown in jail with hefty sentences.
>>25459953
it's not a bank holiday, my 6th form starts again tomorrow
sorry bud
>>25459986
Right, yeah. I was reading a lot of survivor accounts and I literally did not believe a single word of it. One moron was writing in his autobiography that jews would get skin grafts on their dicks to simulate being uncircumcized, or superglue their foreskin back over the head of the penis.
Both of those ideas are completely impractical and ludicrous. Especially skin grafts which would have required a very skilled surgeon to perform and wouldn't have been cheap - whereas in the same book the writer claims he and his family were practically destitute and could barely afford bread.
Thinking about starting a business lads.
Saved up 20k British and I don't like being told what to do.
Any ideas?
back to work tomorrow Lads fuck off
>>25460012
Hm. Personally I'm not a denier but I do think it's been exaggerated, probably by mistake, but then the figures became fact because it was impossible to question them without offending everybody even if they aren't Jewish. I think it's definitely worth keeping an open mind about this sort of stuff rather than dogmatically sticking to one side.
It is very interesting to me that the ancient jewish texts refer to a death of six million jews in fire however...
>>25460048
washing out wheelie bins
>feel like shit, decide to walk to my local park
>when I arrive, see some heavily disabled and his carer sat by the pond
>they are having mcdonalds and laughing
>both look like they're having the time of their lives
>mfw realising just getting taken to the park and eating a burger is probably the highlight of this poor guys life, yet he still looks so happy and grateful for it
>walk home feeling even worse
>>25460016
it is for the superior part of the UK :^)
>>25460006
Scotland isn't a real place anon.
>>25460048
That's like asking what kind of hobby should you take up.
Depends entirely on your interests
>>25460048
might as burn the money if you aren't willing to work 24/7 for the first few years
>>25460048
buy stocks
>>25460090
I am willing to work 24/7.
In fact I have been working pretty much everyday for the past year to save up that money.
>>25460048
I think the easiest would be becoming a reseller, and selling shit online. I've known people to make good money for it, while doing nothing but boxing shit up and mailing it out.
If you're thinking of starting something serious, what are your skills? Whatever you do, make sure you do some free work first and get some testimonials, otherwise you'll really struggle to get anyone to pay you. If you've got 20k doing a bit of free work shouldn't be a problem.
>>25460100
>I am willing to work 24/7.
No you're not. Because that would kill you.
>>25460048
I've been thinking of looking up how much various franchises costs. There's basically no fast food delivery services in large parts of the countryside and definitely enough people who would want the service.
Pic related is apparently every PIzza Hut in the country (but that's 80 kilobongs minimum for a delivery franchise).
>>25460068
I know this feel.
I can feel as miserable as I like, but all my problems are in my own head. I have all my limbs, functioning organs, all that shit. I can't watch tv like "24 hours in a&e" because all those people who have had actual things change them, instead of just introspection.
>>25460048
Porn production company lad, 'leak' a small portion of your vids on pornhub to hook people in.
>>25460111
Lot of comfy as fuck places without a Pizza Hut it seems.
>>25460130
Was actually thinking about that.
Ever see that guy who does the fake taxi stuff?
Hires some sket to get in the back of a taxi and pretend to be from abroad or something, pull over somewhere and fuck her for a free taxi ride.
His face is blurred too.
>>25460111
Is that before you've even opened the store? Does it include all of the equipment? Or is that just to use the name and access to the wholesalers?
>>25460130
Polish girls taking Paki cock
Call it "Packed"
>>25460158
I knew his daughter at uni for a bit but people found out who she was and she moved away
Does anyone here with a job often think about just not turning in and just going full NEET mode?
I must think about this every single day.
>>25460130
A porn film about an ugly Paki filming a Polish girl shitting, who then goes home to get fucked by her alpha bf while he watches from outside in a tree and wanks.
Call it "PoleaPole"
>>25460048
Poleaboo is looking for a job. He would appreciate a good role in your start up.
>>25460163
I'm not sure, it just says on the list of requirements:
>A minimum of Bong 80K of their own money with access to additional funding to suit growth requirements.
http://www.pizzahutfranchise.co.uk/becoming-a-franchisee/
Growth requirements sounds like it means 'increasing in size once you've opened', so I guess that includes everything but you'd probably have to call them to find out for sure.
>>25460193
I increase in size once your mum opens, and meet the growth requirement.
>>25460057
it does cover the historic use of the 6million number, worth a watch desu.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1slx74zKQMc
notable facts for me, and I do say facts.
no camp on the American liberated side was a death camp, it was only the Russian side that they weren't allowed to investigate.
and the American historical documents confirming this.
documents of bodies in all the camps doesn't come anywhere close to 6million.
no body ever autopsied died of gas poisoning.
a lot of modifications at post war Auschwitz that weren't there during the war.
the cloth delousing chamber vs the ''gas'' chamber and zero residue of zyklon.
all the photos of skinny bodies were from Bergen belsen typhus epidemic, and zero food supply lines.
the list goes on but youre not allowed to present any of this evidence for risk of jail.
Im not saying the Nazis didn't do horrible things, but when you cant question something, its an odd thing.
>>25460192
>good role
any role desu
who else /dragonsden/ here?
On of my comfiest shows tbqhwysenpai.
>>25460193
In my town we only have one dominoes and one shit paki pizza place.
>Open up Pizza hut Franchise.
>Put a balaclava on
>Smash the fuck out of local dominoes and paki store forcing them to shut for a few weeks.
>All business comes to you.
>Keep doing this every time they re open
>?!?!?
>Profit
>>25460049
word m8. no holiday time until good friday in march, gonna die
