I'm turning sixty and I'm still a virgin.
>>25456000
Should I get a pleasure girl or just continue down the path of the wizard
>>25456012
>wizard
>60
You're an immortal lich doomlord at this point
>>25456000
post your dick
original comment OC
go fuck a duck
please be bait
someone tell me theres some hope I wont die a virgin
J U S T
post a timestamp or get fucked faggot OP
>>25456000
At least you got trips.
THIS COMMENT WAS BROUGHT TO YOU BY ORIGINAL COMMENTS INC.
>tfw OP will die before sexbots come out
When I get one, the first fucking will be in your honor, OP.
>>25456000
OP is pic related.
And this is original.
You must be as powerful as Sauron senpai
>>25456079
Do this, or something like it.
With a little proof you will become 4chan immortal. Until then OP is nothing but a shitpost.
>>25456000
>gets trips
YOUR WIZARD POWERS ARE PALPABLE
>>25456192
A powerful man who is weak against women. Seems pretty accurate, being completely honest with you, member of my family.
>>25456000
why haven't you killed yourself?
Seriously Sixty? I would've ended it already
>>25456000
Just go to Thailand and fuck some prostitutes.
>>25456257
He did beat the crap out of Eowyn, tough and couldn't even tell the difference until she told him btw I'm a grill and surprise dagger to face.
>>25456000
checked
what spells can you cast OP?
>>25456000
Teach me your secrets grand wizard.
>>25456000
destruction, demonology or affliction OP?
How did you end up this way, OP?
I need to know so I can do the exact opposite.
I salute you, Oh grand ArchWizard.
>>25456668
If I was him I would definitely go demonology for the transformation
How come?
zxcvbnm
>>25456000
Just bumping to pay my respects to a powerful wizard. Smite the succubi OP, continue to develop your powers
>>25456000
WRAITH
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>>25456000
Are you a NEET or something?
>>25456000
gl, you are a warlock now
>>25456000
You continue this path forever and be the wizard king.
>>25456000
>tfw you will most likely die before this
>tfw you will never reach Gandalf status
couple of days left , then hit the 32 Virgin .
half of OP , i hope i will not get to were OP has landed.
Lmao OP died after making this thread
Bullshit you would have at least gotten a hooker at this point
Does anyone have OP'S picture without the text?
>>25456000
I promise to serve you with my sword and magic, my liege.
Post proof, faggot.
36 year old virgin reporting in. I'm giving myself until my birthday to get laid, if not it's get a whore. It's legal in my country, and if I don't I will be OP sooner or later. OP are you real?
>>25460908
were you from ?
>>25460908
>It's legal in my country
Then why the fuck have you waited this long
I am monitoring this thread in the hopes of seeing timestamped old man dick and balls.
>>25460908
>OP are you real?
This. Lvl 34 wiz checking in btw, cheers! How's life treating you?
>>25460961
>wanting to fuck a whore
Seriously man I rather stay a virgin then fuck a woman that will despise you and just does it for the money. Big chance you won't even enjoy it because she just wants you to finish as fast as possible.
>>25456257
>>25456338
to be fair, what killed him was the hobbit stabbing him in the back of the leg with a magic dagger specifically made to kill wights/liches. Eowyn was just a distraction.
What was society like when you were 20 or so? I know the whole degeneracy thing started with the hippies, but surely traditional family values were a lot more respected back then, right?
