Getting Laid
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Holy shit.
On New Year's Eve, I went to a house party and got absolutely shitfaced.
Some 6/10 who was also shitfaced wanted to fuck me and was all over me the entire time. I turned the thot down, but I gained some insight.
Getting laid is as simple as just going to the gym and getting jacked, getting shitfaced, then going to house parties. There's always some drunk whore kicking around looking for a dick to stick inside of her.
I used to waste time messing around with girls on OkCupid and IRL in "social" places, but it turns out the best place to fuck girls is either at clubs or parties.
You literally have no excuse not to do this and no excuse to be complaining about your lives.
Enjoy those herpes my friend
>>25455869
90% of people on this planet have herpes.
>>25455877
Enjoy those genital herpes you low standard fuck
that never works and how was it a 6/10
what the fuck
>>25455899
I didn't even smash, retard. I'm just saying how easy it is. Of course being a virgin is always better, isn't it?
>>25455925
You've tried it?
I'm assuming you're fit and have gone to parties/clubs drunk?
Whats the point in having this type of sex lmao
>>25455956
To bust nuts? What else do you whiners care about?
Be real here. You only want a gf to satisfy this need.
>>25455949
In my experience it is usually those chubby-fit bearded looking faggots that goes home with the 5/10-6/10 girl. they are not robots at all, so I don't know how those fuckers do it. they aren't even aesthetic, just big.
women are dumb as fuck.
>>25456034
Thing is, you're all awkward faggots at parties and clubs. That's the point of getting drunk or drinking until your awkwardness disappears.
I walked into that house a complete nervous wreck and wasn't saying shit. Once I got drunk I was literally chatting up every single person in that house.
Just go to the gym, get as big and strong as possible, take steroids if you're really effeminate and lack facial hair of manly features, then go to clubs drunk/tipsy and chat some girls up.
>>25456107
ok that's cool I guess, but how will all of this make me happy and not want to die?
>>25456107
My inhibitions are too strong. Getting drunk just makes me piss a lot and of course fumble like a retard.
>>25456196
Builds confidence. Once you're comfortable with going places drunk you'll eventually be calmer when going sober. This will help you develop your social skills.
>>25456265
Then just start talking. Don't worry about what comes out. Just don't say anything super offensive and you'll be fine. Try getting less drunk and forcing yourself to talk when it would sound stupid. Say ridiculous bullshit. If people think you're crazy it's even better.
>>25455853
Theres no point in one night stands. Just shove something up your ass and browse /d/, infinitely better than any kind of sex
>>25456294
It's a confidence boost you stupid fuck. Your life sucks because you refuse to leave your comfort zone and experiment with life.
>>25455853
Who the fuck do I get a party invite from?
>>25456329
Friends. Go to clubs. Talk to people. Even if you're the most boring prick in the world, all you need to do is talk. Go to gyms. Talk to people there. Go to card/boardgame stores and their social events. Talk to people there. Use your fucking mouth and talk for fucks sake.
>>25456292
Interesting how social skills are the only skills that can be developed while being drunk
>>25456292
I'm already dead inside. This would do nothing. I'll stick to escorts. At least you get to pick what the whore looks like.
>>25456034
>chubby-fit bearded looking faggots that goes home with the 5/10-6/10 girl
Can confirm I do this often.I'm the bearded dude with the barely passable chick for the night
>tfw glorious king of manlets
Good job op, you finally figured it out.
>>25455853
>go to the gym and get some muscle
>go to a nightclub and show off them gains
Seriously how hard is that shit? at fucking 1am if you still fail at life you can literally just go outside and you'll see tons of heartbroken bitches just sitting down on their phones ripe for the taking.
>>25456326
My life is what i made of it. My dads a successful chad and we could be twins, on top of that i get told constantly by roasties that i look good so i know it to be true. Im comfortable dating and being in sexual situations and have been in them before. I dont need pussy for an ego boost. Sex is boring and too much work for what its worth. If you need people to compliment you or have sex with you to gain confidence, you have my pity.
I'm turning 22 on the 8th. I want to lose my virginity before 22, what are the dos and donts of escort ettiquette?
>>25455877
HIDF pls go
>>25455853
>You literally have no excuse not to do this
But what if I just don't want to
>>25456558
Then you have no excuse or right to complain.
>I hate being poor
>I shouldn't have to work for money
>>25456448
Then if you're so socially and sexually successful, find yourself a nice submissive and conservative woman and have children with her.
>>25456818
Maybe I never complained in the first place.
>>25456411
Lookin joocy. Nice earring, faggot.
>>25456861
So why the fuck are you even replying to the thread? I'm trying to help losers who hate themselves and life.
>>25456891
Maybe people tend to feel attacked when you go making blanket statements about the way other people live their lives, ya chucklefuck.
>>25456384
Get a wife and kids. Start lifting. Get some hobbies (instrument, drawing, mountain biking, etc... something you can get better at). Just keep aiming to make progress in all facets of your life and stop dwelling on negativity.
I can smell the self pity from here, for fucks sake.
>>25456926
You're a fucking nobody. You're literally worthless. I'll say whatever the fuck I want. That still doesn't justify a rationale to come and ironically bitch and complain in a thread that supposedly doesn't apply to you, even though it actually does.
>>25456977
Oh, I wouldn't dream of stopping you from making an ass of yourself, please continue.
>>25457004
Whenever you decide that being a miserable, entitled, piece of shit is tiresome, just remember you're the only one who can turn your life around.
>>25455991
No, my hand can do that. I want a GF for the feels, caring part, and partnership part as a two way street.
And, uh, how the fuck does a robot get invited to house parties?
>>25455853
Oh gee thanks anon can i really have sex with a drunk vapid whore? That will make me gain all the confidence.
>>25455853
>then going to house parties
You mean you know people and are invited to parties?
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Should I just be myself too?
>tfw in the yellow zone
>>25456485
You cannot kiss them
How do you even convert those ridiculous american caveman measurement scale to centimeters?
>Drink & get shitfaced go to clubs bars to get laid
anyone hate this shit? I turn 19 in 6 months and I can't just "go to bars and get shitfaced" because alcohol isn't legal until I'm 19
>>25458468
Stfu fag bitch cunt poo
>>25458468
Fuck off, retard. The Americans are using out system. Britain's used it first and still uses it.
Sure, I could do that but you don't understand depression you self-inflated cunt. I barely have the energy to get out of bed, brush my teeth and get back in bed so what could possibly make you think I could even make the walk to the gym, let alone getting fit. Besides, having awful sex, and it is awful, just made me hate myself for being so vapid when I was younger. You are literally just as worthless as all the losers on here, you just don't see it yet.
>>25458541
We use inches and miles casually, just out of habit, but never yards or feet and whenever you measure something it's metric.
>>25458604
You mean like the metric unit, stones?
>>25458618
If you go to your GP because you're anorexic, they will give you your weight in kilos t. anorexic. That's used casually too for body weight, but only for body weight.
>>25456977
>"You're a fucking nobody. You're literally worthless."
>browses /r9k/
something about the pot calling the kettle black
>>25456977
I'm not sure if I find this level of mad to be utterly hilarious or only marginally so.
And then you go to jail for "raping" her.
>>25456349
>how to make friends
>Step 1: make friends
Where do you think you are normie
>>25456977
>YOU'RE FUCKING NOBODY
>YOU'RE LITERALLY WORTHLESS
>THIS IS HELPING PEOPLE
>I AM DOING A SERVICE HERE
How can one human being be so mean to another.
>>25455853
congrats, you realized women are a meme.
Now what? kek.please tell me
