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I've only eaten Totino's Pepperoni Pizza Rolls for
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I've only eaten Totino's Pepperoni Pizza Rolls for the past 3 and a half months. Ask me anything
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>>25455757

bagged salads are cheap too
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>>25455757
How many do you eat a day? Has anyone at the grocery store ever questioned you about buying only these?
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How do you feel, physically?

What does your shit look like?
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>>25455757
Well, that's really sexy...
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>>25455880
I eat between 40-50 a day, I'm not a huge fatass and actually relatively skinny.

And the first 3 weeks I got it from the store, nobody ever said anything or questioned me. But now I order them off amazon.
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>>25455903
I feel alright, no different or better since I started this diet.

My shit is kinda darker then it was prior, but nothing scary.
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>>25455757
Do you eat only one kind of pizza roll or do you at least mix it up a bit?
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>>25455757
I have many questions

Why?
Do you get them piping hot, then rip them apart and dunk them in cold ranch dressing? That's what I do.
Have you ever tried deep frying them to see if they taste better?
What is the matter with you?
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id get sick of them after about 2 days max, how can you keep eating them?
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>>25455757
Are you completely constipated right now?
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Do you crave other food? Are you forcing yourself to eat them now in order to not feel hungry?

I got fucking sick of chicken when I did /fit/ and had to mix hot sauce and other stuff into my food but looks like you can't do shit with pizza rolls.
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Have you ever figured out if you're not getting some vital nutrient, or getting too much of some nutrient?
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why only pepperoni? try the combination one at least
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>>25456958
a nigga who only eats pizza rolls doesn't give a fuck about nutrients would be my guess
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>>25456964
pepperoni is best flavor desu
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>>25455757
what do you drink usually
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>>25455757
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2lPX5b9m7ro&list=FLYKGe4kqUDizX-vQ4Ou0Wmg&index=1
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>>25456973
oh no i totally get it, but i would just find it interesting if the human body could legit survive off of this. I mean, he's made it 3.5 months, so that's promising. But it seems like he should be having some issues because he's getting too much of something...
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>>25455757
How do you cook them right?
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>>25457012
in another month his teeth will fall out and his knees will expand violently
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>>25457030
not op but oven is the best way, microwaving pizza rolls is un-American
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>>25457048
pls go

orig
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>>25457012
Your body is pretty efficient at storing nutrients so I'm guessing it'll take at least a year to show negative symptoms. For example, vitamin B12 is a essential vitamin we need that's only found in animal meat and products but vegans can live because we have years and years worth stored in our liver.
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>>25455757
TOTINOS FUCKING SUCK.
Hot pocket rolls are better.
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>>25457097
you better not be lying i might try them now
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>>25455757
Have you become a janitor yet?
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>>25457012
Dude if that surprises you check this out.

I'd imagine pizza rolls are more nutritious than chicken nuggets. You could probably do better than she did.
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>>25455757
What's your average poo look like?
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>>25455757

If I leave a comment on your webzone will you mail me a pizza roll?
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>>25455757
How do you live with yourself you piece of shit?
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>>25455757
Only pepperoni? Still tasty as fug, to be honest, but still. Will you ever try another variety of pizza rolls?
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>>25455757
multiple hours later, the fag doesnt answer any questions...
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>>25455757
all that salt
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>>25455950
Youre supposed to but it in bulk
I post some tostito rolls from BJs at 150 a pack I think.
Lasted me a month. But I only ate 15-20
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What are your poops like?
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I haven't had pizza rolls in months, I'm jealous as fuck and going to get some later now.
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>>25456753
Usually only Totino's Pepperoni Rolls.
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>>25456841
Because I want to, I am a picky eater.

I make them pretty hot but I don't dunk them in any sauce, sometimes I dab some Frank's Red Hotsauce on it though. Cold ranch dressing sounds discusting desu.

I have not tried to cook them in any other way besides microwave.

Many things are wrong with me.
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>>25456953
Sometimes I crave anchovies and raw oysters, but both are pretty expensive so I can't eat them.
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>>25456958
I take multivitamins.
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>>25456988
Water, occasionally tea with sugar.
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>>25458023
I've tried all of them and I prefer pepperoni.
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>he doesn't eat 40 at once for lunch
Step it up, faggot.
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