I turned 28 today. I am a friendless, hug-less, handhold-less,

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2016-01-03 08:32:06 Post No. 25455639
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Anonymous 2016-01-03 08:32:06 Post No. 25455639 [Report]

I turned 28 today.

I am a friendless, hug-less, handhold-less, kiss-less virgin.

I have about 5k in the bank, I live in Australia. What should I do?

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Anonymous 2016-01-03 08:51:25 Post No.25455913
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>>25455639
one 5 thousand dollar hooker bot

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Anonymous 2016-01-03 08:59:02 Post No.25456040
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Anonymous 2016-01-03 08:59:02 Post No.25456040 [Report]

>>25455639

Easy, take the money go to mexico and blow all your money on cocain and hookers for a week.

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Anonymous 2016-01-03 09:04:39 Post No.25456132
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Anonymous 2016-01-03 09:04:39 Post No.25456132 [Report]

>>25455639
Go out and get smashed. Hit up a brothel and fuck some hookers.

Happy birthday, anon.

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Anonymous 2016-01-03 09:10:27 Post No.25456219
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Anonymous 2016-01-03 09:10:27 Post No.25456219 [Report]

>>25455639
get some hookers then get wasted

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Anonymous 2016-01-03 09:16:56 Post No.25456300
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Anonymous 2016-01-03 09:16:56 Post No.25456300 [Report]

First the hookers, then the booze. Not the other way around. Otherwise you will have an even harder time performing. If you can get your hands on viagra/cialis, do that, and get a pill before going to the hooker. It will help with first-time anxiety.

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Anonymous 2016-01-03 11:43:48 Post No.25457972
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Anonymous 2016-01-03 11:43:48 Post No.25457972 [Report]

>>25455639

I'll suck your dick for a thousand dollars.