http://www.xvideos.com/video14312385/verne_troyer_sex_tape
>she stops as soon as he starts to cum
>>25454396
I NEED ABSOLUTELY EVERYONE TO PAY ATTENTION TO ME RIGHT NOW.
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS HAMBURGER-HOT-DOG-CIRCUMCISED PENIS BUN. WHAT IS IT.
NO I WILL NOT REVERSE GOOGLE-IMAGE, YOU DO THAT FOR ME. I TELL YOU YOUR BUSINESS.
WHAT IS IT.
>>25454438
>keep going
>she doesn't
That's actually a pretty decent size considering how small and pathetically deformed that ugly midget is.
I think it's wrong that he should even be able to produce semen. This is just one of many painful realities we have face in this terrible society.
>this mutant can fuck a fairly qt girl
>they would call me a creep if I offered them my money like he does
>still a virgin
>this hobbit is able to have sex
Fuck this.
>>25454732
nice rare elliot.
>>25454396
>Gotta try and stay the boss and keep my head up
>Shit, my stubby arms can't keep this bobble head up
>Fuck it, I'll just lie on her and hope this doesn't look any more like she's having sex with an infant than it already does
This literally is indestinguishable from extreme straight shota.
>>25454611
dick size appears to be independent of your body height. But considering he is a mutant you are right.
It's like a fucking baby having sex, jesus christ.
>girls would rather fuck a midget than you
>girls would rather fuck literally dogs than you
>girls would rather give handjobs to retards than you
the fuck i gotta be alive for. someone pls kill me, i'm obviously utter genetic shit and hideous as fuck
>>25455078
I know right. And the joke is, all of that was basically free to them. They didn't even have to work to get that shit.
Vern just had to be a midget so some dumb bitch could fetishize him.
We robots get no power move or card to draw from. Even these deformed freaks who wouldn't survive a second in the wild get some sort of fucking perk. For what reason? WHY? WHY?
Fucking females, answers that. you fucking evil scum.
Fucking bullshit. We have it the worst.
>>25455276
How do you have it the worst? Personally I'd rather be a 30 year old virgin than a fucking midget. Being a midget would suck.
>>25455391
he's getting hotter ass than you and probably the same size dick. He doesn't care that he is the size of a baby.
Some of us might as well be midgets considering our prospects.
>>25454491
The Almighty Loaf
>>25455391
>definitely not a virgin saying this
nigga you have NO idea what this fucking torture is like. fuck it
>>25454396
why the fuck?
>>25454491
BreadMan in BreadMan Gets Gassed
>his dick is bigger than mine
>this literal midget has a bigger cock than me
>>25454396
I just watched Mini-Me have a ruined orgasm.
Never thought I'd say that. 2016 is already proving to be quite interesting.
>>25454396
this was not needed on the internet
>>25455465
Yes, I do. Any one of you could get laid if you actually made an concerted effort towards it. The fact that you're dicking around on here making posts about some midget fucking a women he most likely paid means you aren't even trying.
toppest of keks.
nigel powers wasn't lying rofl
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9_NLTwClUbg
>>25454732
Actually anon, that was his ex girlfriend in the video.
>>25455585
fuck off, you obviously have no idea of what reality is like. you only understand what your faggot chad existence lets you, which is VERY FUCKING LITTLE.
life isn't a fairytale for some of us. yes very few (like less than 1%) actually will never have sex because they're that unattractive, but we exist.
This wasn't necessary OP
>>25455675
No, you'll never have sex because you never put any effort into attaining it, and by all accounts, you're determined to remain a failure forever. The video proves that even malformed little baby-men can have sex so why are you bitching about being unattractive. People like you disgust me. Keep calling everyone who gives you realistic advice a chad since your brain is so fucked up in a negative feedback loop you can't even handle someone telling you the truth. Seriously, ask yourself what you've done recently to try and work towards getting laid. Pretty sure the only things you've done are jack off, post on the internet, watch anime and play video games.
>>25455774
i go to the gym 2-3 times a week. i made a tinder, i made a kik
i will NEVER have sex, it doesn't matter how much effort i put in it.
>>25455797
None of that matters. How many women you do initiate a conversation with each day?
>>25455675
damn right we exist.
fuck these people trying to take even that away from us.
we literally have to put effort into be acknowledged for being completely worthless.
>>25455874
>implying normies pull any of the retarded shit you're about to suggest
all they do is go about their day and look at girls. when girls smile, they just say "hey" and then they have sex
i can't get past step one, when girls smile. i can't get them to do anything besides look away real fast and start walking faster
>>25455784
>just talk to a lot of them!
Yeah, just look how that normie advice worked out for someone who took it seriously.
https://np.reddit.com/r/confession/comments/3n7zqs/as_of_today_i_have_been_rejected_1000_times/
>Every post I have ever read in regards to dating on reddit includes this quote "you miss 100% of the shots you don't take." So, I put myself out there and ask ~600 girls out in the space of 4 years and I'm a creep? Do you think that is easy to do?
>P.S. All of my comments have been down-voted (some are worthy of them but most of them are completely reasonable, so thanks for that) and I have negative comment karma on my account, so I can no longer post replies.
He followed their advice, then the reddit normies became buttblasted about their shitty overly-simplistic worldview tumbling down. So instead they just labelled him a creep, and downvoted him into oblivion.
>>25456053
Meant as reply to >>25455874
>tfw I stumbled upon this thread and watched this video while listening to a contemporary shoegaze japanese rock artist just after watching Toki wo Kakeru Soujo for the first time
This world is too fucking overwhelming for me. I can't fathom its complexity entirely.
>>25456053
>>25455967
Wow, some guy tried it and said it doesn't work, I guess that means you should give up and not try, because someone else failed. Don't take a step back and actually analyze what the fuck you're doing wrong, just obsess over chads and normies and how they get all the girls. Jesus christ you are so unbelievably pathetic. Hey some guy said it didn't work for him! Guess that means I should give up, lol. If you don't put in any effort then you'll never get anywhere.
>>25454396
Are girls really so bad at handjobs that you need to constantly instruct them? Fuck man I'll stick to myself.
>>25456245
Most robots would rather put the full blame on factors out of their control. That way they don't really need to take any responsibility for their actions/personality.
So you were dealt a shit hand of cards? Well how you play them can make more of a difference than you think.
>>25456246
of course most girls are, they dont have a dick to practice with, and they cant feel how it feels on your end, they can only gauge how they are doing by the guys reaction
>>25456245
i tried nigga
>>25456431
>they dont have a dick to practice with
Anon, it's fucking 2016. If a girl doesn't have a feminine penis, then she's weird. Get with the times, man.
>tfw fucking mini me has a bigger penis than you
>>25454732
JUST RODGER MY SHIT UP SENPAI
Verne troyer? More like Verne pussy-desTROYER
>>25456813
>>>reddit.com
Please leave
>verne has a bigger dick than me
Yeah I'm done
>>25454396
>dat voice
>omg haha
>fucking hell
feels bad midgets get nicer vag then me feels bad desu senpai
>>25457008
>>25456567
>>25455554
check this out cuck niggas, this baby's cock goes down to his knees
>>25456784
>>25455415
>the same size dick
dude that was like a 4 inch dick at best
