When was the last time you showered, /r9k/?
It's been about a week for me. My body is starting to get itchy. I hate showering so fucking much but it's about time that I took one.
>tfw you finish showering and your skin feels super-dry
Literally the worst feel.
It's been more than a week. I smell like the containers for biological waste at the hospital.
how do you not get greasy as fuck? it's been just over 24 hours for me and I washed my face but I still feel like I'm covered in butter or something
2 or 3 days ago.
I recently discovered that if I rub myself hard enough in the shower dead skin and dirty comes off and I get these little black worms made out of dirt and skin so I really scrubbed my body for the first time since my mother used to bathe me.
I can't remember the last time I showered, humans aren't meant to shower etc your body self cleans after a while and you no longer smell.
>>25454586
I haven't done that in years. If I rub my arms or chest I get the same thing, except they're white. I really need to exfoliate or something. A loofah maybe?
>>25454570
I don't leave the house so it doesn't matter.
>>25454634
The loofah worked well for me.
I think it's just built up shit from not washing properly for years, at least in my case.
I'll take a shower if my hands smell weird. Sometimes I take 3 a day.
>>25454676
Most likely. I usually just wash with my hands which is probably why I have so much of the dead skin, since my hands probably aren't enough to scrape it off. I'll get a loofah sponge scrunchie thing.
>>25454740
Definitely. I have some bacne and it looks to be clearing up from just a couple proper showers with the loofah.
>>25454780
Thanks for the advice, family. Good luck with your bacne.
>>25454273
just took my monthly shower. feels alright.
Does anyone here feel better and/or clear headed after they take a shower?
I fucking hate showering. It makes me feel like I have to take a shit, even though I dont. Also, I have ezcema and my skin is already dry as fuck and showering makes it worse. I feel so comfy when i havent showered and my sack starts to reek, it turns me on for some weird reason.
>>25455014
>It makes me feel like I have to take a shit
were you raped in a shower when you were young?
Right now it's been about 3 days because I felt the need to shave my beard while my mom visited.
About a month ago I took my first bath in years and literally saw white particles of dead skin come off when I scrubbed.
Just now after playing some 1v1 soccer with a friend. I feel slightly more normie now.
>no haircut in 3 months
>no shave in over a month
>no shower in 2 weeks
Nobody at work has said anything. Are they being polite or do people just don't care?
>>25455069
what the fuck lol? no, i just have a bad digestive system and sometimes it feels like i gotta shit when i dont.
>>25455202
It's no shame in this day and age, young child, who dun the dirty deed to ya?
Showering feels nice.
I try to shower every day but sometimes I'll skip a day or two if I'm lazy.
Showering is boring. I'll not shower for 2-3 days if I know I'm not going out. But I will always shower if I go out anywhere.
>>25455201
I think people don't really care unless you have a stench
Shower usually once or twice a day, depends if i exercise.
Also had a shower 40 minutes ago.
>>25455201
No one ever wants to confront you about it, but they're probably shit talking you behind your back.
>>25454273
I last showered the 30th (I think)
My hair is pretty greasy but I washed my face, changed clothes and gave myself a sink-shower, aka dcrubbing my pits and upper body with a wet rag.
I have class monday and I wanted to hold off on taking a shower until the night before because I'm a lazy shit and showers take too long. I just hope my face doesn't go full blown pizza when I wake up
>>25455412
This, and you can guarantee it. Both women and men will talk shit behind your back within seconds. Don't worry about it.
>>25454610
That just means you can no longer smell yourself you disgusting dumbass
>>25455201
If you smell we know.
We talk shit about you all the time.
You are the butt of all jokes and the blame for all workplace issues.
>>25455251
noone ;_____:
how df is this comment not original
>>25455458
I see, it's a repressed memory
>>25454273
few hours ago. My asshole feels gross when I go more than a day or so without a shower.
>>25455201
damn mate. you probably reek like absolute shit when you sweat.
>tfw have short hair
>go more than a day without showering
>body feels fine
>HAIR GETS GREASY AND SMELLS FUCKING TERRIBLE
I don't get it, literally 2 days after my last shower and my hair will be like someone with a nappy fro who didnt shower for a week.
I like to try to go a few days between them to give body a break to re-oil and shit but i cant because of my hair
Does anyone get their armpits all caked up with deodorant if they go more than a day?
That's what I hate. I have a lot of armpit hair and it gets all matted up and literally painful with deodorant buildup
>>25455566
what kind of shitty deodorant do you use?
>>25455500
well.... i did finger my ass quite often. i wonder if thats why my anus is so fucked up.
>>25455583
o-o-o-o-old spice...
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>>25455453
>>25455437
Shit talking coworkers is one of the best work pass-times.
Christ, how do some of you guys do it?
I literally cannot stand being dirty, I shower at least twice a day if not more. I don't even go out that much but I'll still shower just to feel cleaner. Hell, showering itself feels nice and refreshing.
i shower twice a day, once in the morning once after work
>>25455612
over-showerers are weirdos too, in a different way
My friends roommate used to shower for 10 to 15 hours per day. It started with long 30 minute to one hour showers, got longer, then she eventually dropped out of school and showered all day long.
Proof that showering is a mental disease.
i honestly have no idea when the last time i showered was. i wash my hair in the sink nearly every day and clean other parts of myself a few times a week. i also change clothes like twice a day and shave a lot. the only place i go is work. i mean i know i'm not super hygenic but i think it could be worse. the main reason i dont shower, aside from being lazy (which never completely stopped me before) is because i live with a fucking crazy woman whom i don't want to deal with to get into or out of the bathroom or hear her speak or look at her in general. idk.
>>25454273
about 25 mins ago anon
feelin super comfy
>>25455803
showering and shaving and then putting on moisturizer and some comfy sweats
>>25454273
Hmmm. Middle of november.
>>25455566
I never remember to put deodorant on.
People probably don't notice right? Not like I'm biking to class or anything
>>25456764
my roomate never wears deodorant. we notice.
who /dryasfuckskinthatfeelsuncomfortableaftershowering/ here
