>That'll be $21.50, including tax.
>>25453187
Do you take cocks for tips?
>>25453187
Here you go. Thanks.
>I'll give you a tip.
Engage rape mode
>>25453227
Don't you ever fucking reply to me again unless you're contributing to the thread
y-you too
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I paid online though.
>>25453187
For one small pizza and a drink? The fuck? You can get a large pizza for 6 dollars at Little Caesars get the fuck out of my house
I'm not paying $21 dollars for a small pizza, jew.
>>25453339
Little Caesars isn't over seasoned cardboard shit like domino's though.
I think you have the wrong order, I had three pizzas and garlic bread.
Also I never pay for bottled water.
>tfw no qt pizza delivery gf
>>25453368
The bottled artisan water from the glacial springs of Pluto is probably $8, and $15 or so for a small deluxe doesn't sound too awful.
>>25453240
Get cancer for Valentine's Day you Weaboo scum
I hate cute delivery girls. only makes it more awkward.
I'd be disappointed they didn't send the usual delivery guy.
He's fat, ugly and awkward as fuck.
We just share a miserable, knowing nod, exchange food and money and he's on his way.
>>25453537
Word, I like it when it's the 40-50 year old cucks working their second job to pay alimony and child support.
The thought of his misfortune always brings up my mood.
>>25453187
>how much including a date?
>>25453187
>here's your BIG SAUSAGE pizza nii-chan
>opens the box to reveal her massive girldick piercing the centre of your easy cheesy pizza
>take a bite and you can't tell whether you're eating the box or the slice since it's domino's
>>25453594
Now I have to find a ladyboy that looks like her so I can fap. Thanks.
>>25453187
Pizza sure is expensive these days rofflecopter
>>25453586
There's something wonderful about this post.
