>what am I doing wrong
Not enough.

The weed was oregano
The stuff you drank was water
The pills you took was birthcontrol pills

get some 1p-lsd,, dph or 2c-p (both legal).

then eat the whole bag. if you're like me, you should feel a strong buzz, like what other people describe being drunk is like

For the weed you likely didn't inhale correctly.

>>25452962
sounds like you are completely retarded and can't even figure out how to do simple things like smoking and drinking properly

>>25452962
You're obviously not doing enough of any of said items of recreation and pleasure.

>>25452962
You are probably some sort of superbeing, immune to worldly intoxications. Try flying or stopping a moving train or truck, you may be surprised.

>>25452962
Take 180+ micrograms of LSD. You will feel it. You will never have felt anything as much as you have felt this.

>>25452962

Tylenol 3 is pretty weak... I've been taking it on and off for years when I have pains and you need at least 3 pills (90mg of codeine) to feel anything. Even then, you're better off trying to get Oxycodone instead.