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>be me, girl, around 8 or 9
>came home from an amusement park with my family and uncle and his family
>runs inside
>sees my other uncle there
>notice hes wearing a suit (don't know why but I liked suits)
>gets excited
>he's my favorite family member (nice to me, funny, bought me stuff)
>jumps right on to his lap
>his face looked like oops
>feel wetness underneath me
>starts shouting for me to get the fuck off him
>get off and i start feeling like shit, about to cry
>sees his pants in crotch area is wet
>thought he peed his pants
>my dad and uncle came in to see what was up (they're all brothers)
>sees his cum stained pants
>uncle with cum stain gets super embarrassed
>other uncle is laughing
>dad is visibly irritated and pissed
>uncle goes to bathroom to clean up
>dad asks me what happen
>say I jumped onto him and he peed his pants
>a look of relief waves over him
>i leave the room
>later hear them mocking him for it, (he was the youngest, about 30 so they picked on his a lot occasionally)
>he tries to defend himself that he was watching porn minutes before we arrived home

not exactly sexual but it is definitely something that we pretend never happened whenever we see eachother
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>Was in kindergarten or 1st grade I don't remember
>My class went to see this play
>Sat next to my only friend, we'll call him C
>The place was an auditorium, it was this huge place.The place was pitch black except for the lighting of the stage.
>I feel C's hand drift under my uniform skirt, while the performance is going on.
>I look over to him in the dark. He looks at me.
>"Stop" I whisper. And pull his hand from the vicinity of my underpants. I didn't like it, but at the same time I did. Sort of. It was weird and uncomf. I was more worried about getting caught by the teacher tbqh.
>"If you don't let me do this I won't be your friend anymore, besides no one can see it's pitch black in here" he whispers back
>Heartbroken.jpg
>He was my only friend in that shitty classroom and it would of broken me if he never talked or shared his crayons with me anymore.
>After a while of whisper protest I let him do it. Forced him to tell me how he knows about this stuff and my memories fuzzy on what he tells me. I think he tells me a family member did it to him.
>I now realize in current time that he was molested and he was doing the same thing to me.
>But instead of putting his hand down there, he pretends to have dropped something on the ground so the teachers don't get suspicious.
>He then proceeds to try to eat me out.
>I kick him a little to tell him to stop, because it's making me uncomf and I didn't want this.
>He gets mad and then proceeds to never talk to me again for the rest of the year.
We later did talk again though.
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>>25451955
a whore at age 8

that has to be some kind of record
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bumpbumpbump ayeayeaye
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Fake und gay
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>>25452666
Don't tell me you've never jumped on top of another senpai member senpai.
>Why even live if you haven't
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>have psychotic episode
>black out
>wake up laughing because something is tickling me
>i'm strapped to a hospital bed
>two nurses working on my dick
>i think they're just cleaning me because i probably pissed myself or whatever
>i didn't
>they start teasing me
>"hehe, he seems to like it here"
>"you should keep going"
>i realize that one of them is actually stroking my cock, trying to get it hard
>nope.avi
>start screaming for help
>they just laugh and continue, saying no one would come help or and that no one would believe me anyway
>10 minutes later they give up, as they realize i won't get hard for them
>never see them again

this was my first and only 'sexual' experience, it happened when i was 21. was that awkward enough?
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>>25451955
I can feel the uncle's embarrassment from here, it hurts
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>be me
>have my first sexual experience (lesbian) at age 5

>one day in kindergarten class
>have no lunch money
>feelsbadman.jpg
>asks uggo girl if she can let me borrow some
>tells me she'll only give me money if i'd lick her pussy

>fine
>goes under the table and proceeds to try to eat her out
>literally tastes like piss
>get automatically disgusted and tell her i dont want to do it anymore
>ask her to return the favor
>she says no

>later in the lunch line she gives me a crumbled up dollar bill, that looked as moldy and nasty as her pussy

I never saw her again after that, thank God.
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>be 19 at a family party
>everyone is either a kid or an older adult
>me and this sort of fat chick are the only ones in our age group
>kinda ugly
>talk a bit, she's kind of "meh"
>we start playing hide and seek with the kids
>it's some little girl's turn to count
>uggo chick drags me by the hand into the house
>think we going to make out or something but I'm too beta to say no
>drags me into a bedroom and locks the door
>she starts undressing and so do I because of aforementioned beta cuckness
>my body reacts anyways and I start getting semi-hard
>she gets on top of me and starts making out
>we fuck
>I came inside with no protection
>we leave and go back to the party outside as if nothing happened

I acted normal throughout the rest of the party but when I got home and for a couple of days after, my brain would sometimes shut down, and I would "relive" that experience in my head. Kind of how soldiers relive battles when they get traumatized. It wasn't too bad so I got over it in about a week... And that's how I lost my virginity.
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>>25452857
Less awkward, more like traumatizing
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>>25452872
>later in the lunch line she gives me a crumbled up dollar bill, that looked as moldy and nasty as her pussy
I've never kek'd so hard
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>>25452960
at least now i know that women can be pricks, too.
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>>25452952
That's.....sexual assault anon-chan
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>>25451955
He probably posts here. Anyway thanks for making me laugh.
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>>25452960
>>25452857
Traumatizing? That situation is my fetish. I love nurses. Nigga, you gay?
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>>25452857
I'm new to this board, does this mean you're gay or something?
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>>25452952
>>25452857
sounds horrible, guys.
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>>25451955
Fuck off nobody gives a shit whore
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>>25452872
>have my first sexual experience (lesbian) at age 5
>lesbian
Unnecessary for the story, roastie.
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>>25453058
>>25453062
real nurses don't look like they do in your porns family.

though if they had asked me, i would have been up for a free handjob. you guys have obviously never been stimulated against your will.
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I kind of hope OP's story is true, even though it sounds unlikely, because it's the weird but ultimately harmless family sexual story that I'm sure happens all the time, and is thus so much better than the total traumatic rape shit that usually comes up when it comes to family and sexuality. Especially involving young girls.


I remember walking in on my uncle jerking off on my computer one time. Later I checked the history and he was fapping to "chicks with dicks." Even as a 13 yr old I was well versed in porn fapping and had a laff
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>>25452857

I always thought the "rapist nurse" thing was a meme. Ignore the >muh fetish idiots, but I'm a little skeptical.
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>>25453165
>I always thought the "rapist nurse" thing was a meme.
are there more stories like mine? please share
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The only sexual experience I've ever had was fingerbanging a girl during that shitty Amelia Earhart movie with Hillary Swank.

We were going to see 2012 but it was sold out and it was literally the only movie playing at the time so we saw that and the theater was empty.
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>be me
>11 and beta
>goes to some museum for class trip
>gets a tour and sees naked women on the paintings
>gets raging boner
>asks for the bathroom
>starts jacking off in there
>an unbelievably huge amount of cum shoots out
>feelsgoodman.jpg
>sees its got EVERYWHERE
>like explosive diarrhea but explosive semon
>starts to panic
>proceeds to clean up the stall
>janitor comes in suddenly
>flush all the tissue
>toilet gets clogged
>oh fuck
>decides to make a run for it
>starts running and its a chaperon
>tries to stop me
>slows down
>asks me if i'm okay
>says yes and proceeds to wash hands
>he says yeah I get creeped out in crappy bathrooms too
>he goes into the stall I was in
>I leave asap
>avoided him at all costs for rest of trip
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>>25453225

For the most part I've only seen other 4chan posts telling horror stories. I also have a foreign friend (I'm in the US) who alluded to a fucked up experience in Malaysia after getting fucked up in a car wreck involving nurses, but he never went into detail.
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>>25453304
i posted my story here twice before, but with less details.

i think these things happen more often than you think. female on male rape is horribly under-reported, because men are often too embarrassed to do anything. because of that i didn't go to the police, either. people that think they're in control will always try to abuse their power and sexual violence is part of that.
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>>25453142
I honestly think it is true, practically the exact same thing happened with my younger sister and our older step brother once. He was a mormon then and never masturbated so I could imagine why it happened. I'm starting to think this happens more than thought of
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>be me a little boy, 3, at my best friends house
>her mom was my babysitter and so I would go over there every day
>before we would go play outside she had to change into less nice clothes (we live in a foresty state and her mom didn't want her to get dirty)
>we would play outside for a long time but changing took forever
>after a while she started to change in front of me
>I was fascinated with her front butt, and she asked to see my plumbing
>she was fascinated with my little hooded friend
>she would stare at it and I would stare at her
>don't remember her ever touching me however, she could've but my mind is blank
>one day we're looking at each other like we always did
>I'm taking a look at her vag
>suddenly we hear her dad approaching up the stairs
>she tells me to lick it, I immediately say no because ew
>she says please
>I do it
>grimace, it's so damn salty
>later her dad asked why he went up there and she was just in her panties
>"she was just changing"

I can still taste it. She's now a bit of a nymph, monogamous though. I have never seen a vagina apart from then however.
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>>25453088

that was literally important to the tone of the story senpai
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no sexual experiences at all

ill me
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>>25453756

Are you a robot?
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>be one-year-old
>mom is substitute high school teacher
>she takes me to her home ec class to teach about babies
>poop my diapee
>several kids try to change me for extra credit, but they are all too freaked out
>cool kid in leather jacket named ramon walks in late
>changes my diapee w/ no problem. he's a pro
>I take his sunglasses and put them on my face
>the class gasps, thinking Ramon will kick my ass
>he thinks its funny, calls me "little dude"
>hang out with him all day and start a food fight
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>>25453853
rugrats sucked lmfao
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>Having to stay in a motel room because of damage to our house
>Mom only gets a single bed for her, me and my gf to have to share
>At the time I didn't know but gf talked to mom about being intimate with me, mom said she didn't care
>gf started getting touchy and I tried to stop because mom was there and it was awkward as fuck
>Mom didn't give a shit and said it was fine, she was just reading a book
>gf ended up taking my virginity while mom sat in bed right next to us just reading like nothing was wrong

Later found out gf had a kink like that but it was super fucking awkward and mom still brings it up.
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>>25454863
your mom is a fucking bro tbqh family
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>>25454863
2 fucking awkward for me. I cringe senpai.
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>>25454863
Holy fucking shit dude that's fucked up.
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>>25455114
Wasn't even the only time it happened. Never that close again, but gf was pretty brazen.
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>>25454863
Ur mom wanted sum fuk senpai
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>>25451955
was he a cute uncle?
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bump

this thread is quite interesting
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>7 years old
>big tree behind school
>one day 8 or 9 (3 grills) of us go behind it and compare willies and front bums
>tfw my willie was the smallest and everyone laughed
>30 years old now and still feel bad
>still fap to the memory of 7 year old pussy of one chick who I stalk on facebook
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>be me, 14 years old
>uncle finally has a house of his own and throws a party
>my dad and him are super tight so we're the only ones who get to spend the night
>uncle has two sons, a 13 y/o and a 16 y/o
>13 tells me i have to sleep in 16's room
>whatever.jpg
>a mat was laid out for me but it was like laying on paper and super uncomfortable
>tell 16 im gonna sleep on the other end of his bed (it was a queen size, he could spare the space)
>the night goes on, it's like 1 AM
>this family does not believe in heat so their windows are open in november and it's bitchtits cold
>huddled under the blanket, trying not to freeze to death
>16 tells me to get off of his blanket and to just get under his
cont.
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>>25456706
>figure what the hell, it's ok
>get under the covers
>we talk about skin diseases for awhile
>he asks if i sleep with a bra on out of the blue
>"no why"
>"you're still wearing one"
>"oh yeah"
>take it off
>we talk a little more and he elbows my boob
>"quit it"
>he does it some more
>"if you don't stop i'm going to punch you in the dick"
>he does it again
>punch him in the dick (shouldn't have done it, i feel bad for him now)
>he recoils and leaves me alone for awhile
>we start talking again
>both of us are starting to get sleepy and somehow we started to laugh and put each other in lazy choke holds
>arm is beginning to go numb
>lazily move my hand onto what i think is his leg
>the "leg" throbbed
>what.webm
>it throbs again
>thatsapenis.webm/audio
>freak out and jerk my hand away
>he groans and grabs my hand, putting it back on and gently grinds against me
>freak out some more
>fall out of the bed, run into the bathroom
>camp out for an hour
>sneak back into the room and lay on the very edge of the bed
>he runs his finger down my back
>"go to bed, 16"
>don't sleep at all
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>>25456806
not even that awkward
just teen hormones senpai
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>>25456846
it was awkward for me desu
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>be 13 in middle school
>spend the night at friends house
>playing games until 2 in the morning
>go to sleep
>wake up
>friend is blowing me
>didnt know how to respond
>he was better looking then me and it felt kind of good
>made eye contact with him and let him finish
Never talked directly about it but it happened a couple more times
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>>25456910
sounds fun, i wish i had a bj buddy
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>>25458013
It was pretty cool desu
Never had that any of that mushy drama bs like with a girl
Only downside is that I have moments where I remember I'm a faggot
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>>25453653
>Remembering things at 3 years old

You tried
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