/r9k/, it's my birthday. I'm not asking for money or anything, can I just get one "happy birthday"? Only one of my friends ( I have about 5 friends ) remembered, and they live in a different country so we couldn't do much. Everybody else I had to gently remind them ( "it's my birthday!" ). I have one friend that I've had for 8 years not even text me happy birthday. This particular friends birthday is 2 days after mine, and I'm thinking if I should say happy birthday or not. I dunno bros, I feel like a big pushover. I buy everyone gifts and try my best on their birthday, but mine just gets ignored and forgotten. A-at least I know who my only friend is
Pic semi related
haha happy birthday my man!
*fistbump*
>>25451411
Happy birthday anon from a peruvian robot
Happy birthday fellow Capricorn <3
>>25451411
hey, happy birddate
>>25451411
how about you go off yourself you limpwristed faggot.
I hate you so fucking much.
>>25451411
Happy birthday mate
I don't really think birthdays are important but still have a nice day anon
>>25451411
Happy birthday from Germany, Anon!
nice birthday dubs
Happy birthday anon!!! Where are you from? I'll buy you a drink if you're nearby!
>I have about 5 friends
reeeee
Happy birthday chum.
Sorry to hear that anon. If I was anywhere near you I'm pretty sure we'd be tight as fuck.
But all i can do is say Happy Birthday Anon.
I hope it's enough, ya sound like a genuine person.
>>25451668
So fucking edgy bruh
>>25451441
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>>25451783
Thank you so much, guys. You guys made my day
>>25451828
Hi op happy bday lel
Happy birthday anon. Make the best of it somehow. Get drunk at least. I love you anon, have fun today.
Happy Birthday my dude
Happy birthday anon. It is also my birthday, but being closer to the normie mind I am going to hang out with 4 friends and a cubby girl with a thick ass.
I'm also smoking weed they bought and drinking what they bought. I'm 20.
>>25451411
happy birthday mate, hope you find release from that feel
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0wlVdpUlBlu
>>25451411
Happy birthday fellow robot! I know life may not be that great for you but at least you still have your favorite anonymous Chinese cartoon porn forum to wallow in! :DDD
HAPPY BIRTHDAY THANKS FOR GETTIG ME MUTED FOR FOUR SECONDS!
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0qb6yurhXtm
>>25451411
Happy Birthday Anon.
Others may not appreciate you, but sometimes experiencing ungratefulness can help you understand that you won't always get the notoriety you deserve. This is okay, since in the end, the only person that needs appreciation and love is yourself, and when you can't find anyone else that will give it to you, you give it to yourself.
Make the day yours, anon. Don't worry about seeking affection from those who won't give it to you. Give yourself the love and appreciation you deserve.
>>25451411
happy barfday op
>>25451411
Happy birthday, anon.
Here's hoping you actually get a wish granted.
>>25451411
happy birthday from Alabama!
>>25451411
happy birthday. when i had birthday a few days ago there were 5 people texting me. i was suprised myself, i havent seen them for months
Why do you expect other people to remember your birthday? Even the most popular of normies don't do this.
Happy birthday! And I'm really sorry about what your friends did, hope you somehow make it a rad birthday. To make you feel better ill make a tool of myself and sing you happy b-day bub.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Df1IFtk6h2
>>25451411
Anon, you lovely beta fuck, if you live in the UK I'll literally buy you a beer. I'm sick of living knowing that there's all these people out there who don't have anyone with them on their birthday.
>>25451411
Happy birthday anon!! ^////^ Have a nice day
what did you want for your birthday anon?
Today is also my birthday. That's awesome.
Happy birthday!
Happy Birthday OP, its my Bday too!
Happy birthday, anon. I hope you manage to make the most out of the fact you survived yet another year in this shitstain world. Congratulations to you and I hope things start looking up.
>>25451411
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1JzkViCg8hL
I COULD NOT INTO WORDS
>>25454332
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1nAKM3uMv6Q
>>25454533
http://vocaroo.com/i/s19QrNISckBn
>>25451411
happy birthday anon
oh fug that was noy very um original
>>25452017
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1SSrmCcYKTs
i ACCIDENTALLY HIT STOP EARLY BUT I JUST WANTED TO ADD ON THAT I'D GIVE YOU ALL A HIGH FIVE OR PAT ON THE BACK OR SOMETHIN IF I KNEW YOU IN PERSON.
>>25454616
thank you idiot
Happy birthday, please enjoy this little touhou loli girl who sucks souls from anuses.
Happy birthday, you beautiful soul!
>>25454694
Wow rude desu famalam. It's not my fault I happen to make sweeping arm and hand gestures while talking okay.
Happy birthday my friend!
>>25451411
Happy birthday. May your time bring you fortune and good thing.
>>25454616
I'm the second one. Thank you very much! :)
Post some kind of prove it's your actualy birthday (like an ID with some info blacked out or something)
and then post your amazon wish list, anon. I'll get you something if it's less than like 10 bucks.
I want to wish you the happiest birthday I possibly can!
>>25455648
Not op, but anon that's so sweet of you.
Your "Friends" sound like fucking assholes, I hope you have a great birthday anon!
What you don't understand is that norm is have a lot of friends so it's hard for them to keep up with borthdays. You have very few so it's easy for you. Although they could just put everyone's in a calendar or something
>>25451411
Fuck them man, if they don't remember your birthday, why the hell should you remember theirs? let alone get them presents...
Happy birthday anon, take this not so rare pepe, its all I can give you
>>25451411
Happy birthday brobot!!
How many fucking times has this been said? Fucking cunt robot japmoot wanker fuck off
>>25455648
... anon? you don't want a bday present?
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>>25456191
https://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/0553560735/ref=mp_s_a_1_1?qid=1451813678&sr=8-1&pi=SL75_QL70&keywords=red+mars+book
Here's my email. I don't really want to link to my amazon cus it has my full name. Not op though.
[email protected]
>>25451411
Happy Birthday, where ever you are ;^)
>>25451411
Happy birthday, senpai. Hope you have a good one.
>>25451411
Happy birthday, anon!!! Have a nice day :>stop fucking muting me pls
>>25451411
Happy Birthday boyo
>>25451411
HAPPY BIRTHDAY ANON WOOO
https://youtu.be/GxSerR1Z-5I
>>25451411
happy birthday nigga!
>>25451411
have a (you) mate
>>25451411
Hey man. Happy birthday from Mongolia.
happy birthday from virginia OP
>>25451411
Nice dubs OP. Surely a good sign that the gods of 4chins have favored you.
Happy Birthday brobot!
happy birthday from singapore bubby
dont kill yourself
>>25451411
happy earth dayyy anon
>>25451411
Happy Birthday from merry ol' England, ya dickhead.
happy birthday from Sydney bro
>>25451411 (OP)
Happy Birthday Anon
Birthday bumpu for OP!
happy belated birthday OP. May your life be filled with dog pussy henceforth and forever.
>>25451411
Happy birthday, anon.
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>>25451411
Anons make birthday threads pretty much every day. Why don't we just start a /birthdaygeneral/ thread every day so all the anons can get a Happy Birthday on their special day?
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Happy Birthday from Italia :^)))
>>25451411
>I have about five friends
Wrong
You have us
Happy birthday OP
hbd from a /k/omando in wiscompton
>>25451411
Happy birthday,
Anon-senpai!
Happy birthday from Slovenia kin
>>25456191
No thanks but thanks for asking, anon! Just wanted a happy birthday, also sorry for not responding sooner as I passed out. Thanks for your consideration though, anon!
>>25460889
I-i love you guys
>>25451411
All the best, friend.
Happy birthday from an Asia robot!
>>25456546
Damn, dude, you're as old as I am.
Singaporefag numero uno here, happy birthday!
This thread really makes me happy.
>>25451411
happy birthday anon!
>have a good day senpai
