How did you spend your last birthday?
My friends, my girlfriend, and I went out to a nice restaurant. It sucks because a few of them couldn't come out that night, so it was only 12 of us. The worst part is that my girlfriend had work in the morning, so I only got to fuck her twice.
Overall 3/10. I hope my next birthday is better.
Took the day off work, popped some viagra, paid an escort for three hours, fucked her several times, ordered a pizza, and got drunk.
>>25450751
Mom bought me a cake, I threw it on the floor in front of her because it was coffee.
>Bitch bought herself a cake.
>Went home and counted money.
>>25450751
>20 and alone with his mom to celebrate birthday
That will be me in 3 months
Went to work and told my coworker it was my birthday. He just looked at me and didn't say anything. Got of work and did a bunch of oxy.
>mfw oxy
Had dinner with my family, got high and cried by myself. I decided to quit smoking weed that day and I haven't since.
normal day at school then went home and rage cried
My parents called me and wished me a happy birthday. I was pretty lonely for the most part. My boyfriend and four other of my friends got together to play some smash bros and drink. It was meh.
>>25450751
It's on Christmas so I'm always around family. Never celebrated with friends tho.
>>25451292
ayyyyyy same here brother
>>25451304
>roasties posting on r9k
>>25450751
>literally got absolutely fucking nothing on my last birthday
you eventually stop crying. the pain is still there, but you get used to it.
>booked the day off work months in advance
>woke up at about noon
>checked for missed calls
>none
>checked email
>nothing
>checked cell for texts
>one missed text
>from the girl who broke my heart years ago, wishing me a happy birthday
>played video games alone most of the day
>gay guy I work with called and asked if I wanted to hang out because it was a Friday
>watched movies while drinking
>he came onto me and sucked my dick while I imagined it was her
>fell asleep on his couch
>woke up a few hours after midnight to him sucking me off again
Actually one of the better birthdays in recent years. I expected to spend it alone with my hand.
>>25451397
>>roasties posting on r9k
>MUH SECRIT CLUBB xD
Last I checked, there was no gender requirement to be a robot
>>25450751
I was on an army skiing trip. Didn't tell anyone it was my birthday that day (why would I just randomly spurt out that fact?) and so nobody knew. Then I fell over and dislocated my shoulder and spent the next 3 hours in searing pain.
3 weeks later and it's healing up pretty well though. My 25th birthday will definitely be one I remember for how utterly shit it was.
30th birthday, introduction into wizardhood, spent it alone in my room. Uneventful, boring, whatever.
>>25451442
If you have a boyfriend, you are not the kind of girl who can be a robot. If someone can't be a robot without being a no gf virgin, then, likewise, one can't be one without being a no bf virgin.
>>>/soc/
>>25451442
>Last I checked, there was no gender requirement to be a robot
>>25450751
Drank a bottle of schnapps alone in my room and then passed out on the floor
>>25451071
ihavetotypesomethingoriginalsoidontgetmuted
>>25451521
Just because I have a bf doesn't mean that I don't experience loneliness at times. I also suffer from depression and social anxiety. I fucking know how hard it is to make friends. I can't help but believe that most of the guys I hang out with think I'm a sperg.
>>25451544
Here's your (you). :*)
>>25450751
I don't celebrate my birthday. I don't want to remember how my life is similar to the guys in OP's pic.
>>25451648
Being a robot isn't about being lonely from time to time, it is about being lonely all the time, about having no one to share your life with, about knowing that you've crushed your parents' dreams of having grandchildren, and knowing that you will die cold, alone, and afraid of how God may judge you.
So, I say again: >>>/soc/
I actually feel the worst for Julius, because it feels like he should have a normal life - like there is some element of naivety still there.
>>25451694
He was supposedly a member of a gang, but decided to leave and get his life together. I guess his entire social circle consisted of people he knew in the gang, who of course no longer wished to associate with him because he left them. I kinda wonder what he's up to now.
Alone and trying to hold back the tears.
>>25451425
>Last birthday I became gay
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In another country, with cousins/family I barely knew. It was awkward, no one knew how to react since i'd been quiet and distant with all of them. If it were up to me I wouldn't have celebrated anything just to avoid the discomfort but i knew these people since i was a kid, there was no way of ignoring my birthday without it being an elephant in the room. It sucked, was just an hour of family talking with each other, me with a forced smile standing around like a cunt, sang a halfassed birthday song and then me retreating away to our room we were staying in. i hate my birthdays
>>25451690
I'm so done with you after this. You sound like the typical, bitter virgin. If you just left your basement for once and ACTUALLY talked to a girl irl you could lose your virginity or even get a gf. In my opinion, being a robot has more to do with dealing with the hardships of life. You don't know me, I don't know you, but don't undermine my experiences because they Re different from yours.
>>25450751
Went to work. Came home. Finished up Mr. Robot. Went to bed. Didn't really care either way, just another day.
>>25451751
Holy shit I had no idea
Did literally nothing, same as my last like 5 b-days.
>>25450751
I honestly don't remember, and it only depresses me slightly.
Spent it with my best friend and boyfriend. My parents bought me a nice cake and we had a cute little get together. My boyfriend took me to New Orleans the next week. It was lovely.
Quick question. Why do you some of you choose to spend your birthdays alone?
>>25451809
Could you be more normie?
>>25451951
I don't have anyone to spend a birthday with.
Even if I did, I don't know if I would at this point. I'm just so used to being alone in this world.
>>25451960
It's a trap, don't give it attention. Unless you want some boipussy.
>>25451109
Sounds like a 10/10 birthday if it's true, even for a normie
>>25451809
In Uni, lad, and only 19. Supposedly there is hope, but I am a robot, so I try not to let it bother me, considering joining a monastery. I went the whole of last semester without speaking to anyone other than my roommate and the professors. That is the kind of thing a robot does, not have Smash Bros parties with their significant other, because robots have no significant others.
Daily reminder to everyone that if you:
>do not have a mental illness
>have more than 10 friend you can rely on
>have a bf or gf
>lost your virginity to someone other than an escort (rape does not count toward this)
>enjoy parties
Then you are a normie and are the trash that is ruining this board.
>>25450751
It was on Thanksgiving so I did nothing all day then ate dinner with some of my family.
I had a few friends over and we played some board games. It probably would've been more fun if I wasn't an awkward fuck who never had friends or a birthday party before.
>>25451071
Way too obvious
You need to be more subtle next time
>>25451951
I don't have any real friends. Sure I have the guys I play MTG with, the guys who I sometimes see a movie with, the guys at work, the guys from highschool, but it's all secondary social circles that function in a limited scope. These are never guys I'd be invited to a party by, or confide a secret in. I have buddies, but I have zero friends.
>>25451809
Goddamn this board sucks now. Read this as evidence that it's trendy to be a robot now. Time to find a new spot I guess
>>25451109
I swear I read this like 4 times in a row.
turned 19 in August
me and my "friend" went to Kings Island and road roller coasters all day
i wish my friend wasn't such s fucking nigger though, i had to pay for everything he just brought the weed we smoked on the way there
It would be twisted to celebrate the day that my mom died and my dad lost his wife.
>>25452023
but this was my actual birthday experience
>>25451207
Ahhhh it's been three years of sobriety man but I'll never not feel jelly. Hope you had fun, homie :)
>>25451960
>>25451995
>>25452077
Wow. Since when was this board filled with so many self-pitying losers? it wasn't this bad a year ago...
I turn 21 tomorrow, what should I do? One of my coworkers wants to take me out to get smashed but getting drunk doesn't sound fun to me.
Might just stay in and cook myself a good dinner.
>>25450751
trying to talk my psycho ex out of killing herself. she called me later that night so that i could hear her hang herself. was able to find her and get an ambulance in time though.
worst birthday
>>25450751
>lonely
>group of people I know took me out, my friend and two people I don't like
>we hung around and then they went off and did something themselves because I didn't feel like going anywhere else
Life has improved since then
>>25451109
sounds awesome desu
>>25450751
Working, I think a few people said happy birthday to me. Birthdays is something I never really celebrate though.
>>25450751
Spent it fighting with my mom. No presents, nothing. Hid the day from my friends too. The same thing happened last year lmao. My self confidence is totally shot so I just like to pretend nothing is happening and cringe when people say happy birthday because I'm a little bitch.
>>25451995
>Severe Anxiety
>Developed anger issues to control the anxiety (trade fear for rage)
>Have three friends I can count on
>Have only ever had one gf, didn't sex, she left me cause she found "someone attractive"
>Lost my virginity to a psycho washed up roastie (basically an escort who I didn'y pay directly)
>Go to parties to blackout so I can forget the day(s)
I'd say I count
>>25450751
Didn't celebrate it, sat at home alone, ate pizza, drank tea, played computer games.
>>25452197
Wow. You might actually have a much worse birthday experience than I do.
Holy fuck.
>>25452193
Go get smashed
>>25451995
Oh please, it's amusing how you think this boards culture should be defined.
Mine was spent the exact same as those included in the OP image.
I was alone with just a cake, and a candle.
I would post the picture, but I would probably eventually get recognized.
mfw my crush looks like an older and taller version of the guy on the left with glasses, only with less autistic hair style
>>25452267
what was yours like?
>>25452188
>Since when was this board filled with so many self-pitying losers?
People have been asking that for the last 5 years f am.
>>25452312
The last sentence is a meme, but those people calling themselves robots really does piss me off.
Praying for dubs
my parents got me cake and took me out to a fancy place
>tfw my only friend moved
ITT whores thinking they're robots ;')
>>>/soc/
>>25452363
I'm this guy:
>>25452140
I stopped making wishes on my birthday when I had made the same wish for my mom too many times and it never came true. I distinctly remember contemplating suicide for hours on my 7th birthday. I stopped thinking it was a special day when I realized that it was a day of mourning. It just turned into a crappy day in general when I had my 16th birthday taken away as punishment.
You've got a much worse experience, though. It honestly makes me ashamed to be wallowing in this.
>>25451648
back to /soc/ you go
>>25450751
I don't understand OP.
Sure, some of the guys in your picture look kinda like neckbeards but I don't see what the revelance of the birthday cake sat at the table is...
I'm 26 and a normalfag, my birthday was pretty much like this too. I came home. Mum bought me a cake from Tesco (Walmart of the UK) my mum, dad and brother sung happy birthday to me as I blew out the candles and that was it.
It's just a birthday. Who gives a fuck? What do plebs have? A big bouncy castle and pin the tail on the faggot?
It's not MTV.
>>25452524
this a lot of normies i know don't make a big deal out of birthdays and just spend it with relatives.
>>25452188
Is this meant to be satire?
This is the Robot board. On 4chan. The cartoon little girls website. Literally designed for the most autistic members of this already VERY autistic nomenclature.
WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU EXPECT?
I challenge you to find an internet community with more self pitying losers. Seriously. I mean, there's a few out there but not many.
>>25452606
Tumblr wins, but only by being bigger than this one board. Not sure it's actually more concentrated.
>>25452524
Walmart of UK is literally ASDA you fuckin mong
>>25450751
I did less than anyone in that picture did. Then again, I was turning 29. I think I went to my grad school class, did some homework, then played vidya.
Robot turned Chad here. My friend's birthday is a couple days before mine, so we went to Vegas. Spent my birthday at XS.
It was a few days ago. Laid around, played my newly acquired PS4, gf and I had some pretty good sex. No parties or anything, fuck that shit.
>>25452577
Since turning 18, I've spent 2 out of 8 birthdays with friends and not relatives. I don't consider that unusual at all.
Also, I don't tell anyone when my birthday is and it's not on Facebook (inb4 >facebook). I get one or two texts if I'm lucky from non-family members.
>>25452023
And at least pepper in some realistic sounding details, shesh.
>>25452478
i dunno dude, i think you're justified on this one
>worked
>came home drank tequila and played clash of cultures
>snuggled in bed reading
>>25452651
Walmart is by far the biggest retailer in the US.
Tesco is by far the biggest retailer in the UK.
Checkmate, mongo.
Walmart is to Tesco what the 3rd or 4th biggest retailer in the US is to ASDA.
Yes I'm aware they own it.
>>25450751
Nice picture OP, fukken saved
Also I got falling down drunk and passed out before the pizza arrived.
I went out to a restaurant with my older brother, his gf and friends, and my other older brother, then went to the liquor store to pick up a few bottles.
I didn't drink because I had to work the following morning.
>>25451995
>have more than 10 friend you can rely on
thats kind of a high number
i dont think i even have one now that my cousin moved
yeah im 23 and i had a "party" today
grandparents came over with some good food
dad went out and boght a cake even though i told him not to, i blew out the candles but didnt eat any (trying hard to not gain weight)
fortunately my stepmoms son (younger and much more successful than me, pretty much a chad) didnt show up and my sister decided to just go out with her boyfriend later instead of invite him
so me, my dad, stepmom, aunt, uncle, and granparents had some good cuban food and than they watched me feed crickets to my new pet bearded dragon.
on one hand it was a sad and pathetic day but went much better than i expected.
no one outside of my family will shish me a happy birthday and will probably spend another year alone.
didnt get anything but im not a material person so no biggie
>>25451648
>has boyfriend.
>has friends.
>is a robot.
>>>/soc/
>Woke up to a nice skype message of someone wishing me a happy birthday before their trip
>Took a shower
>Read my Mom's Happy Birthday note
>Went out to hang out with myfriends
I didn't tell them it was my birthday, it's honestly not a big deal to me
>>25452050
thats alot more than most
only friend i had was my cousin
we'd watch movies or play vidya now and than but he moved to vegas
now it's just me.
>>25452881
I've got six, but I could see how a robot could get more in HS, so I left it open. Uni life is shit though, basically no one.
>be 5 soon to be 6 years old
>have poor parents but they do their best to make my brother and me happy
>remember brother having a birthday party where our little flat was overrun by people that there was barely room to walk
>told my friend how excited i was for my upcoming bday party days in advance
>only had 2 friends total
>one day before my birthday dad tells me
>"anon, maybe it's better not to have a party after all"
>don't say anything but "ok" and tried to act as if it wouldn't bother me at all, didn't even ask for reasons
>tried to hide my emotions early on, robot in the making
in reality my heart sank when he told me this.
i never tried to make a deal out of my birthday after this. i didn't get any presents or celebrated for most of my birthdays either.
i still don't know why there wasn't a party though. maybe they thought there weren't enough friends to attend so it would be meaningless. in their defense though, they come from a culture where birthdays are mostly not celebrated or a big deal.
these wrapping gift captchas make me depressed now
I have a 20/10 gf (r9k standards), but was and probably will be a robot in the future, I lurk because "muh empathy"... in 19 days it will be my birthday. Year past year I watch less people wishing me a happy birthday... I'm scared
>>25453024
>robot could get more in HS
implying all of my highschool friends didnt stop talking to me
i had a pretty good group of friends in highschool
sure we were the nerdy losers but i thought we'd be tight
i havent talked to any of them in...years...oh god
>>25450751
Family vacation in Colorado, it was actually incredibly cool. Grandparents are rich, so rented an amazing house for ten days, dad drove his 4runner up so we fourwheeled all over the mountains, bike rides into town, etc. Pretty great.
No friends, which is nice. I hate birthdays with friends, it's a ton of work to plan something fun but it makes you seem like a fucking loser if you just have one or two people over for beer and pizza.
>>25453146
I am still close with mine, but a Skype friend told me that by the end of Uni, it will be impossible for us all to remain friends. I really am terrified of this thought, I'll have only my family and no one else.
hung out with my hs friends. it feels less and less fun every year,but they are my only friends, so I'm stuck. >mfw the whole "celebration"
My birthday is tomorrow(the 4th), can't remember my last one.
I want to hang out with the chubby chink in the bottom right of your image though, maybe play some vidya together.
>>25450751
Bottom left is a qt(no homo). Would totally fug if I was a girl or gay.
Today is my birthday actually
>>25450751
>craming histology for a final
>ate cake with family on skype
>tfw
Still I had a lot of fun the weekend afterwards, I went out with some chicks I know from HS, then played fifa with my bros, finally I went to my gf's and fucked her for like 10 minutes before falling asleep.
Honestly, I can't complain.
>>25451785
Does it really count as gay if I'm just sitting there while someone sucks my cock and I imagine it's a girl I never got over?
>>25453523
>chicks I know from HS, then played fifa with my bros, finally I went to my gf's and fucked her
>>25450751
Fuck you op i was having a good night
Original comment afffff
>>25453565
Everyone was an adult, just because you know someone from HS doesn't mean they're still in it.
>>25453678
I didn't even imply that, you stupid cunt bucket.
I hope your mother gets a brain tumor.
>>25453703
>implying that wouldn't be nice since I would inherit a shitton of money that I otherwise have to kiss her ass for.
Grow up, mommas boy.
>>25451200
Lucky, that'll be me in 2 months except my mother won't be there because I'm ruining her life and shes ruining mine. Happy birthday in advance!
>>25453390
Happy birthday anon-kun!!!
>oc
>>25450751
I was sick so my girlfriend came over and we played FIFA 15 and ate some rice pilaf my mom gave me for my birthday, it's my favorite food, 9\10 desu
>>25451751
Search Julian Mgovo on fb senpai
Jesus fuck that bottom middle one is me to a T.
>loose-fitting shirt, draping to one side
>messy, matted hair
>dead eyes
>daylight outside, looks like he just woke up
I haven't had any friends come to my birthday parties for at least 3 years
>didn't take off work for the first time in awhile since nothing ever happens on my birthday
>don't like people knowing its my birthday
>just treat it like any other day
>at work bartending (don't call me a normie, it's all acting, I don't even talk unless a customer starts the chat, once I'm not behind the bar I basically revert back into a robot)
>two cute girls drinking at bar
>my back is turned, i'm punching an order of food into the computer
>"Happy Birthday to you...."
>suddenly hear people singing happy birthday song
>freeze
>turn around
>my dad and a few co-workers and their kids walking towards me with a cake and balloons
>i feel my face heating up
>trying not to think of the cute girls at my bar
>dad puts cake on bar
>co-workers tie the happy birthday balloons to the bar
>i'm dying
>in a bad way
>they start cutting cake and ordering beers from me
>restaurant starts getting busy
>cant have my cake
>everyone who came in with my cake is enjoying it and themselves, meanwhile i'm starting to get busy af doing stuff
>don't get to eat my cake until 3 hours later
>cute girls say happy birthday to me
>i die even more
I'm taking off this year...
>>25450751
I slept
>>25450751
my birthday was over-shadowed by my cousin's graduation party which could have been moved to any-other day but they didn't and to add insult to injury they didn't even say "happy birthday,anon"
>>25450751
> 2345 the day before 18 birthday
> take some valium and approximately a bottle of wine
> wake up 0011 the day after my birthday
> success,jpg
>>25454946
Oh, and my grandfather died the day after, so that wasn't cool either
>>25450751
>birthday
>current year
>caring about bdays
Hanging out with my parents/trying go figure out what was wrong with my gf. Didn't get to see her, she would even return my phone calls and she dumped me the next day
I turn 24 on Tuesday and right now it looks like this year is going to play out the exact same as last year
>>25450751
pretty much the same as OP. Maybe I will add my pic to the collection when I get home.
>>25454200
Thank you!
Original
Oriental
For the past 6 years I've just had family dinners, no cake because I don't want cake, it's pretty chill, I like it.
>>25451995
>No diagnosed mental illness, only thing is that I'm insecure about everything.
>1 friend 4 hours away
>gf 4 hours away
>lost my virginity to a one night stand with a depressed girl with suicidal tendencies at age 20 when I was drunk
>I went to the pub alone maybe once a week when I was still single since I didn't have anyone to talk to otherwise. Now I only go outside for uni unless I'm with the SO
>>25450751
I remember seeing pictures like that when I was 18/19. I scared me so much that my 20th birthday would be like that.
Now I'm 22 and they went like that. Next month I will have another one.
>>25450751
In a corridor of an hospital that leads to the intensive care wing, where doctors was trying to save my sister's life.
My next birthday is in a couple of days. I'll sit at home, play vidya and maybe eat something fancy (cake?).
>>25450751
Spent time with my girlfriend and had dinner.
>>25456232
NORMIE REEEEEEEEEEEE
Also REEEEEEEE robot overlord
I usually spend birthdays alone but the last 2 wasn't so bad, at least they were both interesting!
Year before last I had moved to Japan 4 days before my birthday and didn't know anyone, went to the bar in the small mountain town and a huge fucking earthquake happened while i was drunk! Being from england thats not something I am used to!
My previous birthday I spent the whole day transporting my new boat, which is also my home now, down the rivers.
>>25451207
Jesus, not gonna insult you, but why oxy?
You could get even better, and productive euphoria by just taking mass amounts of stimulants, why play with fire?
spending your birthday alone, with a friend or two or with close family is not that uncommon. this idea that a birthday is failure unless you have a huge party with lots of people is retarded. yes, some people do that, but my guess is most probably don't, especially as they get older.
I'm normally quite racist but Julius gives me some real feels
>>25456260
She even threw me a surprise party once.
>>25453390
It's my b-day too. Hope you have a good day, dude.
Dinner at a pub with family. I don't mind celebrating my friends birthdays but I hate doing anything or even getting anything for mine.
Playing vydia
>>25456330
Same.fuck you, ching admin
>>25450751
I have a picture like this that is from my 18th birthday...
>>25450751
today is mine and im here :D
Good thing I always was refusing to take pictures with me like that.
>>25451225
Haven't since smoked?
I should stop that too, on it for years, every day.
How do you feel better?
I spent it alone since absolutely nobody remembered. Mine is a week after my brothers too so there's no way it would slip my family's mind. Even at work where employees birthdays are posted and emailed around, nobody mentioned anything.
>No one came to my party
fuck
that gets me every time.
I spent the day in my room. My mom wished me happy birthday.
I'm 27, I've spent nearly half of my life on 4chan.
>>25456701
I'm going to get a picture taken for my birthday tomorrow and it will be the next sad birthday meme picture you see posted a lot.
I havent celebrated my birthday since im ~12
Nowadays I dont even get presents nor does anybody outside my family congratulate me.
Dont know the big deal, most of you on this site curse this day anyways, dont you?
>>25450751
tfw this will be me in two months when I turn 20
c-can't wait
>>25450751
I went to go buy myself a small cake and ate it by myself in my apartment.
>>25458029
Same senpai. My last birthday I just hung out by myself, watched sad movies, and ate cake through my tears. 5/10 experience
Same as every other day. Just keeps going. Keep waking up.
>>25453564
I call it "utilitarian faggotry".
Like OP's pic but without cake.
Went to work, didn't tell anyone, got home, and sat on my computer.
>>25458110
The cake made my day so my experience wasn't too bad. I've never had a girl friend before despite turning 32 this year. I have no idea where my relatives are and if my sister is still alive. Really I just focus on my job and try to get by in my city.
>>25451371
Lucky as fuck. Mines tomorrow and I guess I'll end up like someone in OPs post.
>>25451648
This is what r9k has become. Time to leave the sinking ship called 4chan
>>25451809
Back to tumblr where you can talk about your tough day and hard depression.
>>25452188
>le I am here for over a year
If normie was person, it would be you.
Went to a wedding.
>had a few friends come over, we were 6 people or so
>had a few drinks
>went out to the bars but it was too full because of some city fest
>was so drunk I climbed onto a container and had a piss from up there
>my brother gave me the signed script of the Seinfeld Soup Nazi episode as a gift
8/10 bretty gud
>went to Prezzo with my friends, a couple didn't turn up but there were still about 6 of us
>stuffed ourselves
>everyone went home
>next day, parents take me to all you can eat buffet
was cozy as fuck, it was my 18th birthday. I turn 19 this month, booked a table at a curry house, there are 10 of us going including me. I plan to get drunk and eat drink and be merry.
things are looking up.
>>25450751
Hey OP,since you probably made that,could you post all those pictures you used? I forgot to save them yesterday from that thread.
Thank you
>>25456666
Very nice, anon.This is an original comment. Do not steal, please.
>>25458631
All pics are in the old bread
>>25413930
My wife dressed up in lingerie and was basically my personal sex slave for the day. Topped the evening off with a 5 star restaurant and some head in the car afterwards. Overall pretty good birthday, would celebrate again.
>that boones farm
that is how you know that man has hit rock bottom
hung out with my now-boyfriend, we got high, made fried chicken, snuggled, and did some other things
overall a great night
>>25450751
At work.
atworkblox.
>>25459731
That's a great fantasy. I bet it was a nice sports car too.
My birthday is on the 8th. I'm hoping my friends don't remember. I might go out for a bit but I don't want all that attention. I don't think they'll remember and I'm not upset about it
>Gf and my 2 friends came over
>Bought me expensive beer and a fudgey the whale
>Played vidya late into the night
>smoked a joint with gf after friends leave
>Have amazing bday sex
>Sleep
Overall 10/10
>>25451648
>muh soshul anksiety
>boyfriend
>>>/soc/
>>25459785
Top kek, I only make about 90k as a first year transactional attorney, no sports car yet. Normies now claim this board as ours.
>>25450751
I was revising for exams at that time.
On the precise day of my birthday, i slept until approx 11AM, had lunch with my parents, got served the wrong birthday cake (the bakery shop uncorrectly took our oder), opened my presents (which means, unpacked what i had told my parents to get me because they always ask me), spent the afternoon doing northing, went to bed and started revising again the day after.
>>25451809
>in my opinion
>this is what a robot is
your opinion doesn't matter
>>>/tumblr/
>>25450751
Jesus, those pics look too familiar. That's almost exactly what happened on my 20th. My mom got me a giant chocolate chip cookie and put candles on it.
Last birthday I just stayed in bed all day.
>>25459916
don't reply to such obvious bait man.
Went for a meal with parents, then went back to my flat and had a party with about 40-50 friends, got really drunk playing beer pong then did over half a gram of MD, got really fucking messy and ended up biting through my lip from gurning so hard, ended up being awake till about 7 or 8 AM it was a great night
I went to my favorite Irish Pub, drank lager, ate a steak all alone.
The waitress was really hot like my Ideal women, she was so beautiful that it made me think about what a loser piece of shit I am and how I would never be with someone like her or anyone at all.
Went home and cried.
>>25451995
>no official diagnosis during a consultation, but my mother (who is a psychiatrist) told me abnormally anxious
>have one person i can truly count on, although he clearly stated that he doesn't consider me as his friend
>never had a gf/bf
>KV
>never been to a real party but wishing i could go to some, and enjoyed the party like events i've attended to (eg: going at a guy's place to watch a movie and get drunk, which i did back in high school)
>>25450751
>Tomorrow is my 20th birthday
>It's probably going to be exactly like this
Fuck everything
Birthday is on Christmas so I just got a couple of half assed happy birthdays from family members during the evening. At least I didn't have to spend it alone.
Went out to eat with my parents for my 21st. Had a few beers.
>>25450751
went to uni
no one knew it was my birthday
went home
had cake
watched the Gundam movie trilogy because I was in the mood for more 0079 but didn't feel like downloading the series again
Me and my brother told my friends to come over, we bought beer and some barbeque. Drank and had fun, nothing too big.
Parents asked me what I was doing that day because they were worried I had nothing going on. I told them I was going out to eat with my friends.
Actually just went out to Beef O Brady's and ate a bunch of hot wings (boneless master race). Drove to the theater, nothing good was playing so I went to gamestop instead and bought project diva f. Went home, told them I had a good time and played project diva and eating leftover wings. All in all it was a good birthday
>threw a huge party
>30 friends + their friends came
>had a blast
>got a lot of presents
>house was trashed in the morning
First birthday party I threw since elementary school, I'm glad I did it.
Added bonus:
>some hot teen flirted with me while my gf was pretty much standing next to me
