how do i get a boyfriend? I have mostly everything a guy wants, why dont guys like me?
>decently cute
>good at convo
>not feminazi
>not annoying on social media
>virgin
>no alcohol/drugs
>average butt/boobs
>short
>not excessive makeup, know how to apply it
>normal interests, nothing weird
>dress normally, sweater and leggings
>nice to everybody
every guy i talk to just wants me for sex and as a fwb thing. im not specific in a guy, just someone whos healthy and that i enjoy talking to. literally no guys talk to me. not going to use tinder
>>25449525
Post pic?
You in UK?
>>25449525
Bae, get some girlfriends, go to the club, dance your face off, go home.
Done?
Ok, go join a charitable organization. join the one with the type of guy you want. do the thing. find a guy you like, find out if he's single, ask him out.
>>25449525
>leggings
into_the_trash.jpg
LONDON
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>You have been muted for 8 seconds, because your comment was not original.
I forgot how much I hated the robot
No offense femanon, but you might be ugly and not realise it.
>>25449525
>decently cute
You're obviously not if you're a single virgin
you sound young
id say its partly kids not wanting to be 'exclusive' for the last 20ish years. part is guys being guys. even if you find a guy who will jump through some of your hoops, he could drop you cold if gets no play. or they might just bail after the conquest
>>25449525
maybe because you're a narcissist?
I'm supposedly desirable but I don't know how to meet women. I wish I could meet a Nice girl that was Accepting and Kind and ok with me being Clingy and kind of Pathetic (but not too pathetic).
Oh right and they have to be ok with me having Severe Sexual Issues and maybe I'll never be ok with having sex oops lol.
>>25449525
What is a normal interests?
Do you not talk to guys because they're all rapist scum or because they stop talking to you after you don't want the whole fwb thing with them?
>>25449525
>Asking neets why normies do things
See here's your problem. WE DON'T FUCKING KNOW.
We don't talk to girls so why should we know why someone does something with girls?
>>25449525
post pic
ghj
>>25449953
>not watching the normies and learning from their ways so you can infiltrate normie society and undermine it from the inside
>>25449996
That would basically just be becoming a normie yourself by following example.
>>25449525
Fuck first! Fuck first, get him shackled to you later.
Think of it as proof of commitment.
>>25450032
Sometimes u gotta become a monster to fight monsters didn't that kafka guy say that?
>tfw op isn't real
FAT
A
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OC
C
>>25450056
But when the day of the rope comes where will you be found? Hanging out at the mall eating all organic salads with your friends or in the basement eating moms chicken tendies watching anime from the neighbors wifi?
>>25450080
>implying I'll be found
>>25450061
ofc op isnt real. the whole board is now a gigantic bait board
>>25450100
yeah I know, it's just that it was well crafted to be exactly what an autist like me wants
ill keep this up for 10 mins, i just took it.
i just took off my makeup but theres still some on my eyelashes. idk i think im atleast average
>>25449525
You probably don't smile enough. A smile from a woman indicates sexual interest and will lead to more interest. That said smile appropriately and chose a man you find interesting.
>>25450056
Yours is the realest comment I've ever seen on this site.
>>25450154
timestamp or gtfo
orign
>>25450154
Seen this before. fake as fuck thread.
>>25450154
Sure some robots here would date you. How old are you?
>>25450154
Assuming this picture is real it appear you have the inverse problem. You are too pretty and likely are friends with very pretty people. As such, you likely have trouble competing with other pretty girls for attractive men and are intimidating to more normal looking men.
Enjoy life in easy mode nonetheless, given likely everyone but ugly girls and bitter men treat you nicely.
>>25450154
You looking pretty cute definetly at least average.
Dunno why no bf. You meet a lot of new guys or na?
>>25450154
If that's really you I don't know what to tell you?
What general area are you from? Have you tried going on dates with guys or straight up asking some guy you like if he wants to be your boyfriend?
>>25449525
take my phone number or add on fb?
timestamp
david bowie
>>25449525
I'm confused too, based purely on the fact that you're female you should be drowning in dick right now.
>>25450289
Age?
fkajsl;dkfjas;dlkfjas;ldfkjas;ldkfja
>>25450289
Are you UK or AMERICAN
>>25450289
what is that timestamp even supposed to be?
Attractive people end up alone at the same rate as non-attractive ppl btw because ppl date within their attractiveness bracket and all that
>>25450318
she's clearly Chinese you idiot
>>25450289
kik meh slut
>>25450289
Given you appear to be who you are. Then I am sad to say that you are indeed cursed with being too pretty. In order to find a boyfriend you will either have to compete more for the attractive men or wait. Eventually you will find someone. Girls do not have to work very hard except to attract the best men.
see my previous post
>>25450230
>attractive stacey can't get bf
i'm going to kill myself 2bh
>>25450379
You're fucking delusional, I'd gladly date either of you if you were my age.
>>25450289
surrrrrrrrre go ahead fucking r9fags. just orbit her and shower her with replies the second she shows up with a timestamp
but really tho. Northern Europe?
>>25450289
You very cute.
Would date/10
Shame we probably are on different continents.
>>25450289
That's mirrored and I won't even bother in fixing it.
Let's say you're that girl and you're posting right now in this thread.
You're cute. That's probably what you wanted to hear. Any 5/10 wimmin has some guys talking to them. You're 7/10 at least. You OBVIOUSLY have some guys talking to you, so you're just an attention whore
But these faggots will reply to you anyways, so I just wanted to let you know la
>>25450379
Mystery... Go away you attention whoring fool. You know damn well there are dozen of men who would date you. Some even worship you. You annoy me so much.
>>25450396
how old are u kek
>>25450379
i hope you go through with it you fucking slut
>>25450379
well it's about fucking time desu senpai
>>25450379
fuck off you attention whore. This board has been shit for a long time now, and you're still here searching for attention
Searching for attention in r9k. You really are the lowest of the lowest
>>25450379
Mysery wtf do you look like? you're probably a fucking stacy too
>>25450400
You are sad, my man.
>>25450424
yeah that's not her
>>25450464
It's a... MYSTERY... LOL !
>>25450407
DESU man. Yeah a 10/10 woman gets a lotta male attention but. Is any of it GOOD attention? Or is it just men trying to do gross things to her? What if she wants like, an emotional attachment but everyone is just trying to use her for sexual fulfillment? I mean, sure it might be hard for guys sometimes whatever I don't care I'm attractive and I have no empathy for men so lmao BUT like, women are usually just lusted after. Esp attractive ones. Maybe she wants an emotional connection man. Being attractive is hard. Being wanted is hard.
>>25450379
That's a good start
>>25450337
okay but i met this guy who wasnt attractive to most people, was a huge weeb and very into video games and i started watching anime to be closer friends with him and to relate to him. anyways i told him straight up that i liked him and he told me that he liked me. after going out a few times and had fun he stopped giving me the same type of content in replys. like just one word answers. after two days of this i asked him whats wrong and he told me that he doesnt want a relationship now yada yada. i dont get it
>>25450464
She looks kind like the pic but with more hair and less sense.
>>25450464
Shes pretty attractive. Would date/10
omg look anyone can make a name that looks like a popular name
>>25450289
WHAT DO U LOOK LIKE W/ OUT MAKE UP MAYBE THATS WHY HELL MAYBE U SMELL BAD
>complains about having no one to date
>anons offer
>no responses of interest
>tripfag femanon does the same
I'm convinced you just want to complain and vent rather than fix your problems.
>>25449525
post a pic slut
only thing that matters in a girl is how pretty she is, all that shit about "good at convo" you've been told is a complete lie. maybe a feminine, girly personality helps, but nothing else.
>>25450521
im not interested in an online relationship, im interested in advice for irl.
>>25450503
Fuck you from the deepest corner of my heart.
>>25450521
>you just want to complain and vent rather than fix your problems
>>25450510
Well...What do you do then? Clearly there's something in your personality or behavior set right? Or how you treated him or something? Idk. I have no idea what you're like as a person. Looks don't make up for bad personality, you know? Maybe you just weren't his "type" maybe he got threatened by your stalker, maybe his oneitis took him in. Idk man idk.
>>25450521
PLS DATE ME PLS DATE ME IM AN ANON ON THE INTERNET I WONT RAPE AND KILL YOU LOL
comeon anon
Why would anyonne just want to talk to you though? You're proably stupid and if you're passing by in my bedroom it would be hard not to do you.
>>25450557
You are not going to get any advice from a thread like this.
Give skype if you really want to talk to people and get some advice.
>>25450557
>>>/reddit/
>>>/adv/
>>>/lolcow/
>>>/justbursef/
>>25450520
the first pic is me after being lazy with taking off makeup so just imagine me without the black under my eyes
>>25450520
i keep the convo going and its usually entertaining if the other person is trying to have a convo without one word replies too.
idk about smelling bad i shower everyday and i perfume a little bit
>>25450510
Well assuming you are OP and that you really type the way you speak, well likely you simply were not weeb enough for him. Alternatively, he was scared to lose you. The final possibility is that you have some pretty bad personality issues. I would have to speak more with you in order to determine which it is.
Contact me at lulzandcake on skype if you wish to which it is.
>>25450424
i mean i have a bf but... i just look at this girl and she's so pretty and seems to only find men who use her as a practice gf so it makes me feel even shittier abt mtyself
>>25450614
pEOPLE DON'T LIKE VIRGINS,, JUST SOMETHING TO CONSIDER
>>25450640
YOU HAVE A BF YOU HAVE A BF HOLY SHIT WHAT?
ALL YOU FUCKING DO IS COMPLAIN ABOUT HOW MEN DONT LIKE YOU AND HOW YOURE ALONE FOREVER AND YOU HAVE A FUCKING BOYFRIEND???? REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>25450640
>i have a bf
you're a normie need to leave RIGHT FUCKING NOW!
who are you guys predicting will win ufc tonight
>>25450634
ok sure go ahead and email me at
[email protected]
Idk why you want to talk to me so badly though
>>25449525
Thank other women for this. If they make themselves easy for everyone, that's exactly how everyone will see you: easy.
>>25450557
Then I guess say where you live, swap mail with a anon nearby chat and see how it works.
whats wrong with you in your opinion?
>>25450575
too real anon, must robots need to be proactive but misery like company and we are crabs in a bucket.
>>25450576
come on tripfag it can work but too many anons are thristy betas and will move on after they jerk off.
>>25450640
jesus christ mystery you claim to be fa and you have a bf fucking kek.
I can understand maybe fa in a friendless sense but youve always complained about lack of attention
>self esteem issues sort it out
You must be a pretty serious bitch.
>>25450679
>>25450664
i mean yeah but i've been kind of weird and autistic and neurotic for most of my life and up until recently so its all really kind of weird
>>25450664
>mysery.jpg
>>25450503
Shitty bait. There are lots of sentimental guys, she's just not interested in them.
She's just interested in getting attention right now
>>25450695
>Idk why you want to talk to me so badly though
surely you can't be that naive
>>25450695
thats not me buddy
>>25450640
how did u get a bf also thanks
>>25450575
yes thats why i made a thread asking for help
>>25449525
I will be your bf. Add me to skype.
>>25449525
>Short
How is that a plus?
>>25450720
>>25450715
fuck this isnt even the real mystery what the FUCK are you doing with your LIFE REEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>25450752
I will be your bf.
>>25450739
He wasn't even responding to me. He was responding to the girl. I was joking. Are my jokes really so autistic that they don't make sense
>>25450729
not bait, men are shit, kill all men. im too tired for this desu
>>25450778
I'm not looking for one rn sorry
>>25450752
How old are you though, you're avoiding the question
I will be your BF OP.
>>25450759
most guys like short girls for a dominance thing and short guys (above my height of 4'11) that want a shorter gf than them
>>25449525
>normal interests, nothing weird
>sweater and leggings
There are you problems. Develop an interest in guns and Americans flags then invest in camo.
>>25450824
lol ur 4'11 it';d be like fucking a child senpai sorry
>>25449525
Do you have small boobs? Big boobs can make a girl unappealing imo.
>>25450824
>my height of 4'11
HNNNNG
>>25450790
sorry anons its like 4:20 here
>kek
I'm a little out of it cant sleep
>>25450752
on r9k i contacted him a while ago because he was a namefag and mentioned he lived in the same area and i was still kind of a contactfag so i added him and idk, he wasn't insufferable so months later i didnt end up deleting him off my list and we just ended up keeping talking and had some things in common and we skyped a bunch (non-lewd obv) and we met up irl and went for a hike and he was really shy and bashful and cute and we just kept meeting up after that and we agreed that i am definitely his gf. he's really nice and great but i wouldn't recommend meeting anyone from r9k because they all suck but sometimes you kind of find ppl that are ok and don't suck but its like really rare
>>25449525
megan?????
oc i promeese
Fuck, girls under 5 feet are so FUCKING HOT
>>25450790
I know you're baiting, but you're just typical, lol
A trip on a board full of desperate faggots, looking for attention.
If you're a faggot pretending to be a girl, you're a literal meme, there are fags just like you in every board.
If you're a girl just being a tripfag for attention, you're a literal meme, there are wimmin just like you in every board.
>>25450854
Women are best cute and small so you can hold them.
>>25450897
why don't you take a seat over there
>>25450873
I know, right? I always say girls hit their prime at the age of 12
>>25449525
>if I talk to the woman, maybe she will love me
>woman showered in raw hotdogs.gif
This is all anything is anymore.
>>25450871
not megan sorry :(
>>25450855
average like i said in beginning
>>25450693
whats that
>>25450881
I'm a guy. I've always said I'm a guy. I've always denied being a woman. I'm definitely a guy. Why does everyone think I'm a woman? I'm straight too btw.
>>25450873
>I'm SUCH a pedophile
>>25450865
I'm not an anon
>>25450860
P E D O P H I L E
>>25450854
>implying you're NOT a pedophile
>>>25450957
>tripfag
>shit opinions
Why has this never not been the case? It's probably because attention whores are always stupid people.
>>25450949
What's average? B cup?
>>25450949
you've been replying to most of my ironic comments, tell us ur twitter, put it on request follow and pick out the lads you like. simple
>>25450957
tripfag plz
just accept the anon tag jesus
I guess if OP has no luck then be proactive and ask guys out
>>25450957
Because you're a trip on this board.
Trips on this board are either faggots looking for attention, or wimmin looking for attention.
You are probably not interesting OP.
Tell me some of your hobbies or whatever.
>>25451030
I'm looking for ppl who think that men are evil
>>25451030
Oh oops I clicked twice
>>25451028
NO I am not ANON I am Nomen
>>25451014
I don't have one sorry
>>25450998
My opinions are facts
>>25451033
I like plants, stocks, and people. I really enjoy talking to people. But plants are my waifus 4 laifu
>>25451028
i ask guys for their number or atleast start convo if im able to, like on >>25450510 thats how it ends or theyre not interested from the start
>>25451064
>My opinions are facts
Thank you for proving my point you fucking mouth breather.
>I like plants, stocks, and people.
I wish you would like suicide.
>>25451064
>this guy is probably hard replying to so many people
kill yourself lad, you gain satisfaction from (you)s on a screen. That's what your life has become
>>25451064
>stocks
What the fuck are you talking about you crazy shit? Like the stock market? What kind of hobby is that? You weird fuck.
>>25451090
One day I'll OD on heroin underneath a bridge don't u worry anon. Don't u worry.
>>25451100
Nice dubs
>>25451104
Ya stock market. I trade stocks and stock accessories for fun. I make good percentages!
>>25451064
>I like plants, stocks and people
LUL SOO RANDUM XDDDDDDDD
go back to reddit you faggot, and never come back
>>25451070
are you ugly then OP?
I'd say just keep trying, I can't really relate for me its been girls that pursue me but thats been rare in my life.
I guess keep on trying and better yourself too, maybe dress better or work out more.
but don't try to force yourself into a hobby if you dont enjoy it.
>>25451033
i like or can get into any music genre maybe except like dubstep. i do majorettes (baton) and swim team. i play bass guitar, guitar, tuba, baritone, and violin. i like skins uk and criminal minds currently but ive watched breaking bad and house and movies like silence of the lambs
theres more but im lazy
>>25449525
OP is probably stupid as shit
>>25451139
ayy skins was a good show
I've been told I was like Sid and JJ which was ehh I can see it sadly.
The last series and ep with cook was actually pretty decent, check out misfits and utopia as well.
inbetweeners for real teen life
>>25451121
>>25451100
all me
Maybe I was kind of rude. Don't get upset Noman, that's what you get for being a tripfag, I didn't mean anything :(
>>25450957
nomen, i'm 5'1"
are boys that like me pedophiles too?
>>25451171
pussified faggot, hit me up OP. im not like this little cock canoodling faggot
How old are you? If you are under your 20's(which by your post you 100% look like) then your problem is millennials just really don't want to commit like previous generations did.
Chill out OP, you are not alone in this and it won't last forever either.
>>25451186
YES
ALL men are pedophiles. NO exceptionsok desu, desu, men who fetishize height are pedos. if you're like "YEAH I LOVE TINY WOMEN LIKE SHORTER IS BETTER" then you're probably a pedo. If you fetishize the flat chest and lack of curves and shortness and all that crap, definitely a pedo. It comes down. Well shit, all fetishes are evil desu. Sex is evil. Case closed. :^)
>>25450957
Unless the man is short as well. You know short men and women have bred for thousands of generations.
>>25451228
you're a shit troll
>>25451139
Honestly OP. If you were in the UK I would more than happily hang out with you and/or date you if it got to that point.
It is just putting yourself out there that's the hard part, I have the issue that I don't ever get to really go out and 'do stuff' and didn't keep any friends after moving home from university. Its difficult.
>>25451197
I am 21 and never had a girlfriend, would love to commit but im always the 'too nice guy' and the 'great friend'. I have had the 'your a great guy' speach maaany times over the last few years.
>>25451237
pic of what you look like? you seem nice.
>>25451195
kek thanks anon
but I bet we could be m8's you know you fucking faggot
>>25451228
Implying being a pedo is bad
women hit their prime at the age of 12, and if a 12yo consents, then there's literally nothing wrong with that.
Prove me wrong
>>25451230
That's pretty sad. You're pretty much saying that short men aren't adults so they can't be pedophiles. It's no surprise that young girls and short girls want my full grown ass and not some sub 6 foot toddler.
>>25451228
I'm into boyish looking girls and tomboys.
so fuck idk what that says about me, I like muscle but not dick.
>>25451267
its illegal
h
>>25451237
stop being the nice guy and be the good guy. good guys have self respect while nice guys don't. nice guys lack a backbone and don't put their needs first over others.
>>25451267
>Implying being a pedo is bad
WOW
>>25451236
I truly believe the shit I spew
>>25451255
I'm pretty photo-shy but if you get to know me I'll send you one
>>25451230
I mostly just mean if you fetishize height you're probly a pedo
>>25451286
Well. It might mean something you know?because I don't
>>25449525
Just ask to fuck if they have boner. they wont decline.
>>25449525
Where do you live? Just give us a general area and you could probably find someone from here to meet.
http://www.oregonlive.com/pacific-northwest-news/index.ssf/2016/01/drama_in_burns_ends_with_quiet.html
Beta uprising now?
>>25451267
More like 13.
>>25451288
So.
>>25451267
It's pretty fucked up because their not mentally prepared and it can cause a lot of problems. I like girls who are short and flat but have to be old enough to give proper consent(I would still wait a long time either way though). Idc if people say they look like kids or that I'm a pedo. I don't see why hide what you think is attractive, if someone asks I'll tell them.
>>25451288
So is drinking before you've turned 21 (in the states)
>>25451311
>WOW
Nice argument right there, faggot
>>25451364
Wowie wow wow wow
>>25451311
>I mostly just mean if you fetishize height you're probly a pedo
Don't know shit about pedos desu. I want a short girl but find pedos disgusting.
>>25451356
There are adult people that aren't mentally prepared to consent. There are 12yo girls that totally know what they're doing, and want it.
The concept of an age of consent is stupid
>>25451382
you're reddit: the person. Consider suicide, really
>>25451356
>>25451347
>>25451311
>>25451267
pls dont have a pedo argument here
>>25451356
Where do you think this preference comes from? Do you watch moeshit?
>>25451412
why? does it triggers you la?
>>25451412
I am the guy that started this off by saying "4'11? Sorry that'd be like fucking a child."
>>25451429
no its bringing the thread offtrack. if u want to discuss it make a new thread
>>25451284
Im speaking purely about scale. Men will be attracted to women, even if that woman is short and lacks curve, simply because ethnically that is the size of their people. Truth is those women don't look like children to those people. Its european peoples, who have tall and busty women, that see any flat chested woman as looking like a child. So you can't be pedophilic if your women look fully matured according to your ethnicity.
>>25451412
13-year-olds are adolescent.
>>25451396
I agree with the first part, women can be fucking children but... no 12 year old knows what she's doing, that's just retarded.
>>25451396
I'm me: the person
actually
And most of my Online Activity is on tumblr not on here
So. I dunno. I don't even go to reddit desu. I just feel reallyweird tonight and kinda sick like idk i need to go to sleep desu man. ughhh
>>25451416
A little bit I guess. I watch monogatari but that's about it for moe stuff. I've just always liked cute girls. I like the idea of being able to pick them up and hold them. That combined with thinking large breasts/butts are gross.
>>25451439
Oh, yeah, it's getting this thread out of topic.
The topic of "how does OP gets a BF". Nice topic by the way
>>25451452
I wouldn't act on my pedo thingys, but there definitely are 12yos that know what they're doing.
>>25451487
I'm really hoping you're baiting
As in, your whole person is just bait. Because you're too much of a disgrace to be true.
>>25451515
Monkey best girl
Love that show but dislike the fanservice so Its a nightmare chatting about it
>>25451452
That's wrong, my girl started flirting when she was 12.
>>25451440
Yeah, it's usually white people that like to call everyone pedos. I'm Asian and all my women are around 5 foot so nobody bats an eye (in person, that is) when I say I like when small and cute. I could probably bring home an underage girl and the most flak I would get is somebody asking me quietly
>isn't she a bit young for you?
Stupid whites can't appreciate a cute small girl. Enjoy your tall landwhales.
So you gonna post your age and general location op, and we gonna figure out what's goin on here or what?
>>25451237
>>25451255
Here, keep in mind its 4:42am and I need both a shower and a shave.
>>25451548
You show it to them, Wang!, don't let them take your loli from you!
>>25451581
>Wang
First name Long.
>>25451530
Well. I'm basically a funhouse version of my real self on here. I mean, it's all the right parts and ideas just distorted beyond belief. I'm just having fun here anon. I'm not lying or saying things I don't believe but, I'm also not telling the truth ;)
>>25451574
those beard genes I'm jealous lad all I grow is shitty fuzz
>>25451561
idk im from the 412/724 area
pls
>>25451597
BERI FOONY LAD
fun fact though: Bang Wang is a really common name
>>25451601
really off yourself, I mean it. Or at least stay in your shitty containment page
>>25451612
also ich bin OP
>>25451625
I have a containment page?
And I've TRIED it before anon I think I might be immortal or something
>>25451637
und ich bin op
also means more like but in english
>>25451612
fucks sake I thought you were from the UK
>>25451606
It grows rather nicely, slightly more up the cheeks than pic but I tend to keep that right down, I shave under up to jaw line and slightly blend.
Also keep the whole beard a little shorter than that in general.
If you look under my bottom lip I have white hair which is kind of weird too. (I joke around sayings its stress, I am an incredibly easy going and laid back person.)
>>25451654
>tried it before
Not hard enough apparently
>>25451612
A good start. I'm 6 hours away though and you said you aren't interested in long distance. You're definitely a cutie though and will find someone in due time.
>>25450868
you even type like an insufferable cunt
>>25451685
Yeah I guess. It's HARD though. And I dunno. I mostly just wanna OD on heroin you know? Under a bridge. I think that would be nice n romantic. If I don't get married in the next 5 years I'll do that.
>>25450289
What's that time stamp supposed to say?
I'm still not convinced this is a real thread, this girl is too cute for this thread.
IF (and I doubt it) it's real then my guess is confidence problem.
>>25449525
Will u go for manlets?
Also L O N D O N
>>25451721
>married
wow, a faggot and concerned about the dumbest shit, what a surprise
tell me, dummy, if you already have a qt loving gf that's cute and loves you, then why do you have the need of getting married? that's just retarded lad
>>25451764
I don't mean legally married I mean like. Tied together for Life. United. Sewn together by Love~
>>25451787
You and me both. Just thinking about it is breddy noice.
Don't you have someone already tumblrfag?
>>25451833
Nope. It's hard to find a person who really wants what I want and is willing to deal with my issues. I'm not super hard to deal with I guess but. I dunno. I'm kinda crazy and I'm not really ever gonna make good money or anything probably and sex is a big issue for me, etc. But nope, no romance in my life.
>>25451893
The thing is that you type like a fucking normie. Are you even a virgin? Is that even the norm in this board anymore? It has changed so much
>>25451726
the stamp is the ID of my first selfie
>>25450154
>>25450289
>>25451926
JAJ you're still here? I totally hijacked your thread with the pedo thing and my tumblrfag conversation, and you just stood there, reading all these posts?
Nice
>>25451920
I'm a kissless, handholdless, virgin. I'm a Fake Normie. Normies like me. Girls flirt with me. I'm look decent, I dress alright. I can talk to people irl and pretend to be normie pretty easily. But, I'm a schizo, I'm anxious and depressed, I have weird sexual issues, I'm just kinda all messed up mentally. I'm definitely not a normie. I was a complete shut-in for 5 years even. Didn't leave the house except to go to the shrink.
>>25451574
You look familiar... As if you were from another time...
>>25451926
Alright, checks out.
You're really cute. So the reason you can't get a boyfriend:
-You're not looking for one actively
-You're in the wrong circles (meaning you look for bfs in wrong places maybe?)
-You have confidence issues
-There's something weird with you (some backstory or smth like that) you haven't told us
it seems like one of these might be true....
>>25451975
why don't you fake a relationship with those gurls that flirt with you then? Can't? Has the autismo gone too far?
>>25452020
I don't want to? Why would I want to fake a relationship? That's disgusting. The whole draw of a relationship is being able to be myself and have my partner be herself and we accept and support and understand each other and Love each other completely. Faking something like that is disgusting.
THIS HILO LATINO NAO
POST VELAS LADS
>>25452004
I mean its late morning now and I am rather tired but you kind of lost me with this post anon. Saying I look like al borland?
>>25449525
E-elizabeth...?
>>25452007
only things i can think of:
i dont go out a lot, im on a very low dose of zoloft for anxiety problems
>>25451612
>412
Guess im moving to PA and getting me a wife. Gotta fire up the jet.
>>25452047
umm, human contact? Maybe you're too much of a schizo to even feel it, but if you fake it, those girls will probably feel real things for you.
That must feel gr8 la'
Obviously you have that typical tumblr mentality of >muh disgusting to play with another person's feelings. But think about all of those cuddling and hugging and falling asleep with her in your arms
You just have to not weird things out. Just play along. Be yourself but without all the fucked up part
>>25452104
Have you tried holding hands or kissing a guy you like? Just to see what happens?
Do you have any male friends that you would consider as a potential boyfriend?
>>25452047
>>25452120
Do you have an aversion to touch, Nomen?
>>25452120
I do feel the human contact. I NEED it. And it's not the le tumblr mentality it's the. I dunno. Love to me is the closest thing I have to a religion. I can't just blaspheme like that. I'd rather wait and be alone and cold than fake it and have some easy warmth, you know? I might be kinda pathetic and loserish but I do have some little scraps of self respect or something and I just can't do that. I guess you're trying to help and I appreciate that but this is something I've thought of and I just can't bring myself to do it. I believe in Love as an ideal and I know it's hard to ever come close to that kind of ideal but I'm not gonna purposefully miss.
>>25452190
Sorta. If I don't know you I don't want you touching me but as long as I have a general idea of who you are it's ok. People touch me a lot, I've basically gotten over any aversion I used to have.
OK I really need to go to sleep at this point I have work in the morning and I'm tired. Goodnight thread. As always anyone can email me I'll talk to anyone even if I think you're gross and dirty.
>>25452190
You can keep emailing me if you want by the way it sounds like you have more questions. I don't know if I sounded like I was ending the conversation but you should feel free to email me if you've got any q's.
>>25449525
>normal interests, nothing weird
Because you think like that. You're normal, nothing inque, nothing even remotely different
No robot really wants to deal with a normie GF
get the fuck off my fucking board your stacey normie fuck
>>25452344
normal interests not normie interests, thats two different things.
>>25451139
these are my interests
>>25452381
>music
>swim team
>Trashy crime TV+Movies
Fuck off normie
>>25452381
Well maybe it's that you're too bland and you don't stand out? That's another thing.
...I'll go to sleep now so my advice to you is...don't stress it..don't be like the other robots whose only goal in life is to have a gf...come on..
>>25452533
i dont think that im bland unless im talking to someone i dont relate with at all, which i try to get into whatever it is that theyre passionate about so we can talk about it.
im going to bed now too so goodnight to everybody and sweet dreams, ill be up in a few hours if this isnt ded
Why do you even want a boyfriend? Have you ever considered you don't have one because you just don't want one? I mean it's either that or you have a bunch of standards you just haven't consciously realised and you feel like none of the guys you've met/dated are good enough.
>>25449525
I've glanced over most of it but from what I can tell you're too short and too cute. You also probably don't interact with enough people, considering the size of the city you're in (I think. Briefly googled your area code). You need to interact with men more. 100% guaranteed that if you take some shit art class or bs like that someone will hit on you.
