>james rolfe
>finally realised his life's goal of making a feature length film
>it's a total piece of shit
>dead look in eyes
>balding
>cuckhold to BBC loving SJW wife
>retarded baby
>video game collection destroyed
>forced to get a tattoo by a black man that was fucking his wife
>literal micropenis
>forced into a permanent chastity cage by one of her wife's black bull
>hemorrhaging money
>forced to play a character he hates to pay the medical bills for his spaz kid
>had to sell most of his classic games for a baby that probably isn't his
>has to rimjob her wife's nigger lovers while they fuck her
>sideburns inverselty proportional to the hair on his head
>getting fatter by the day
>blood pressure on the rise
>has to eat nigger cum out of her wife's pussy on a daily basis
>literally a ticking time bomb of fatness and depression
>still wearing t-shirts (even metal t-shirts) like a teenager
>fallen so far but still hasn't hit the absolute bottom
>also has no way to get back to the top
>mike matei
>aging like a fine wine
>getting more handsome every day
>thick full head of beautifully groomed hair
>hot girlfriends
>solely responsible for AVGN and James' paychecks for the last 10 years
>funnier than james
>smarter than james
>bigger penis than james
>his hot girlfriends are all faithful
>better at making films than james
>dresses nicely
>10" diamond hard thick penis
>can fuck for hours
>fucks like a machine
>more interesting opinions than james
>better at video games than jmes
>lets james come over to his awesome apartment because he's such a killer nice guy he won't leave this shell of a man in the dust
>nothing but good things ahead
>confident enough in himself to release embarrassing videos of himself and laugh it off because he's that alpha
>actually has talent in multiple areas (drawing, video editing, wed administration, etc.)
>>25449477
Mike just stop.
>>25449477
Who's mike matei
>>25449477
so sad... did he really have to sell his old vidyas? who cucked his wife?
>>25449477
>video game collection destroyed
Did something like this actually happen?
>>25449477
James doesn't have it that bad, senpai. He has a daughter, a fuckton of classic games and he makes a rake of money off his AVGN persona.
>>25449477
CASTLE MY ASSHOLE
>>25449477
most of that stuff is just made up though
JAMES DID IT THE ABOLSUTE MAD MAN
>>25449582
He's a very handsome individual
>>25449477
Okay, in all seriousness, is James actually this fucked? Because he was basically my hero as a kid.
>>25449684
Where does all of this come from? Is there any evidence that he really is a cuck
>>25449684
Oh god I want this to be true so bad, Alas, I know it cannot be so.
>>25449477
everyone once in awhile you still have a good thread /r9k/
>keep up the quality shitposting
I haven't watched anything James Rolfe-related since around the time he started doing Board James. Can someone please explain the history behind his cuck meme?
>>25450725
just look at him, what's there to explain?
>>25449864
>kid
>idolizing youtubers
>you must be 18 of age to post
>people born in 1998 are now turning 18
>>25449477
>mike matei
>funnier than james
>smarter than james
Go to bed, Mike.
>>25449684
HE'S GONNA TAKE YOU BACK TO THE PAST
TO LET YOU FUCK HIS WIFE IN THE ASS
>>25449868
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nwputd1VNV0
Anyone else think Mike Matei is homosexual?
>>25450938
HE'D RATHER EAT
YOUR RANCID CUMPIE
>>25449477
being James Rolfe would be a 1000x over improvement in my life even if every single thing you just wrote was true.
>>25451372
>Makes a shitload of money doing basically nothing off youtube channels and website
>Gets fans to bankroll project with six fucking figures in donations
No shit it would be an improvement. Bring on the BBC.
Anybody that actually likes AVGN hates Mike M. Hvae you noticed that Mike videos top out at the amount of view that a James video gets within a day of being posted? It's pathetic. Mike basically exists to make James money with no work, while Mike makes what is slightly more than a minimum wage salary.
