20+ VIRGINS
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Which one are you, fellow robots?
>>25448994
Where's the "just don't care anymore"?
The denialist and phony, with a little bit of the why me in there. All rolled into one pathetic sexless ball.
The Judgemental tho I don't compensate for my size or tip toe, I just gave up in general. I am right and this is bullshit.
>>25448994
Why did you post the old one?
The one that gives no fucks that or enlightened.
>caring
<current year
>>25448994
"The Enlightened" is literally just the Denialist with an added meta denial.
>>25448994
which is the one where you arent a virgin but you feel like one because its been real long time?
cant be the only one
>>25448994
Someone fucked up with hypocrite
>implying a relationship with an ugly woman can be beneficial to a man
>>25448994
here's a tip (m'lady): italics and that times new roman font is impossible to fucking read
mommy issues here fAm
>>25448994
Huh, I was about to say none of them fit, then I got to the judgemental and it described me perfectly
Now if you'll excuse me I'm going to continue ignoring all of my tinder matches because they didn't make the first move and assuming it's because I'm too short/not ripped enough
>>25448994
Hypocrite, but not as mad as that pic. Assuming I was still a virgin lol.
>>25448994
The closest one for me would be the "why me" category. I don't fall in love with every woman I see though. I've had attractions, but I don't think I've ever been in love.
>>25448994
Anyone who says "don't give a shit" or some variation thereof is in the phony category.
>>25449127
Have had sex with 9 women but haven't even kissed a girl since mid 2014, you aren't alone
>>25448994
The denialist minus the trench coat
>>25449271
>>25449236
>>25449127
Oh my fucking god non-virgins come to a virgin thread to brag like the normie shitters they are
"""""Enlightened"""""
Can I give back sex and take my virginity back? I want to be enlighted so bad. I'm more closer to "the nice guy".
How the fuck does your sexual history get brought up in everyday conversation? From what people are saying here it sounds like people are getting quizzed on their sexual experiences left and right every day.
I'm a KHV at 21 in college, supposedly the most sexed up place and time of peoples' lives, and this has literally never happened to me.
>>25449314
arent non-virgins and virgins pretty much the same thing ?
its 2016 cmon? Can we really say at this point that they arent the same exact thing?
>>25449269
I don't have friends or even a family, so how amI in denial?
>wake up
>go to work
>work
>change at work.
>run around city lake.
>go home.
>Shower
>Check money.
>>check favorite boards.
>go to sleep.
>repeat.
This is my life, sex isn't really important once you reach a certain age and state of mind.
>>25448994
Holy shit I'm not in the right thread!
>>25448994
Probably closest to the Why Me but I've also just stopped caring about that shit.
I did lose my virginity to an escort, but that probably doesn't count.
a "why me" (failed normie here); and also maybe the hypocrite but only one girl asked me out and only one more showed any interest, so it doesnt really apply
>>25449426
im not even 20 tho so...
>>25449412
>I-i-i-i don't c-c-c-care
>not denial
>>25449449
So how does someone care about sex?
I'm curious, did I mention I'm a eunuch?
Is that important?
>>25448994
Why Me attempting Enlightenment
Enlightened, definitely enlightened.
>>25448994
I don't really fit into any of these that well. I'm just a loner that is unable to emotionally connect to other people. I want a relationship in theory, but I know that in practice it probably wouldn't work well. I'm too passive of a person, women don't like that. I can try to 'alpha up' and make plans, be spontaneous, ect. but that's just an act, it's not who I've ever been and I'd never be able to maintain it forever.
I'm not even ugly or totally socially incompetent, I'm somewhat successful in life, but none of that really changes the core of who I am, which is not the prince charming that women expect of a man with my traits. I've been informed by several people that girls have been interested in me but I just can't force myself to act on it.
>>25448994
Wew lad the strawmanning on this chart is out of control
>denialist
I bet a roastie made the original
3dpd is going to become irrelevant within the next 20 years
>>25448994
I am the Why Me.
I get these stupid bouts of self hatred/pity wherever I see a moderately pretty girl out in public
>>25449426
Literally me, also just under 20. Gl friend
>>25448994
Why Me/Romeo/Judgemental, tend to swing towards one or the others depending on my mental state (diagnosed bipolar and used to suffer from audio-visual hallucinations)
>>25449020
it's the denialist
The judgemental I guess
Except I'm not short, I hate myself for other reasons.
That with a splash of mommy issues (I generally dislike bitches but not enough that it's obvious to anyone but my closest bros), and just a dash of the phoney (when talking to girls...I mean I'm not just gonna come out and say i'm a 21 year old virgin, that's social suicide.)
>>25449585
Are you mommy issues?
>>25448994
Iwasa "why me"
>>25449549
ffffuuuuucccckkkiiiiiiing this.
I was a fat fuck my entire childhood. I'm still fat now, but not nearly as bad (220lbs 5'11'')
I was pretty much alone and friendless my entire childhood. My terrible parents were abusive and made me distrustful of people in general.
As much as I would like to get laid, my two biggest problems are
A. People are scary, and I almost always assume they're trying to dick me over in some way, or don't like me because who could like me? I'm a faggot. Solitude is safety. Solitude is happiness.
and
B. I assume any girl who's friendly with me is just trying to get me to be her beta orbiter, and assume that no girl would sleep with me anyways, so why even try?
I'm never gonna lose this fucking v card.
Lost mine years ago and I'm still "the phoney"
>>25449271
>9 women
>2014
Come back when you've renewed your driver's license twice since the last time you touched a girl, maybe.
