Tiddly ho, wagecucks!
Enjoy your one day of freedom tomorrow. Us NEETs can enjoy our freedom everyday while you slave away for Mr. Goldstein. I just finished my essay on quantum mechanics and will soon be enjoying my delicious dinner, handmade for me by a QUALIFIED Subway Sandwich Artist. It's a shame wagecucks will never know such pleasures.
Oh, and as always: another day, another dollar.
>>25448462
>Wake up at 4PM
>shitpost on an anime imageboard
>make sure mommy still loves you enough to take care of you
>fap
>shitpost some more
>go to bed
>continue being a social parasite until your dad kicks you out or you die alone of either suicide, poor health, or a combination of both
living the dream
>>25448462
>handmade for me by a QUALIFIED Subway Sandwich Artist
It must take a lot of skill and willpower to delude yourself this hard.
>>25448462
ah another delusional neet thread to convince himself he is happy somehow by belittling his superiors, happy new year neet, oh wait it doesn't matter for you everyday is the same no matter what year, day, month, etc.
>>25448535
>>25448566
>>25448607
>wagecucks already this salty
Remember where your money goes, wagie. Don't slack off on Monday, you don't want Mr. Shekelberg firing you. How else will he afford his new yacht?
>>25448753
NEETs are the most delusional people on /r9k/.
Normies keep paying for my existence. Cucks.
>>25448783
Actually this one is pretty creative and funny. TheQUALIFIED Subway Sandwich Artistbit got me.
> one day off
Nope I was scheduled for 7 days this week. Please someone tell me how to be neet without relying on parents
>>25448462
Wagecuck here, Working isn't that bad if you actually have qualifications and a good job, I work corrections, all I do all day is intake assessments(easy as fuck), 80k a year, 3 weeks paid vacation, and I almost own my condo, have a BMW, Whereas you'll never own anything nice, never have a pension, never travel, you'll just leech off society for the rest of your life.
>>25449337
>Working isn't that bad
Sure it isn't, wagie. And you call NEETs delusional.
>>25449328
claim disability
>tfw your existence annoys the wagecucks
i love annoying people :^)
These threads are a lot more humorous when the OP is deadpan, you're getting a little too satirical these days.
>>25448462
>I just finished my essay on quantum mechanics
Sounds great. I would love to read it...can you share it with us poor pleb wage-slaves?
>>25448783
You know it's just trolling, right?
>>25448462
>I just finished my essay on quantum mechanics
Post it I'm interested in reading this.
>delicious dinner, handmade for me by a QUALIFIED Subway Sandwich artist
Careful you don't spend your NEET money too fast, that overpriced trash adds up surprisingly fast
>>25448462
>Normies will never know the taste of a mediocre $6 sandwich
What?
>2016
>not getting your qt coworker's cuk husband to buy you tendies from mcdonalds while you flirt with her
it's better than being alone all day long imo
>>25450012
The original wageslave thread Op left about a month ago, making a thread about how he finally is becoming a wageslave. Pretty momentus and emotional thread desu.
The quaility of these threads has taken a pretty noticeable tank.
>>25450253
>being lonely
ill never understand this
>>25448462
> dad is sick
> told him to go NEET while he works on his health
> I will carry him and put up with Mr. Shekelburg and his nigger flunkie so my father can relax
> NEETs will never know such sacrifice
> envious of your bitch ass lifestyle
Fuck you NEETS and fuck your comfy middle class lifestyle
>>25450216
GODLY six dollar sandwich. Do you have any idea, the education and the skill it takes to be qualified as a sandwich ARTIST? No, you dont, so crawl back to that little wagenest you fell out, cuck.
>>25448462
To answer that philosopher, I do so by doing the best work I can. And nothing beats that feeling when you see the perfection of your work and glory. That sudden high is so intense. You then get praised by your work and recognized. You know that even though in a small way, you've contributed something to this world.
As the bible says, this world is meaningless and everything in it. Wise men knew this. But in response this was said:
Ecclesiates 2:24: A person can do nothing better than to eat and drink and find satisfaction in their own toil. This too, I see, is from the hand of God,
/THREAD
>>25448462
I don't wake up at 6:30 for my job
in fact I leave at 6:30 PM to get to my job.
I work for the government, too
>>25450216
it's a very strange memebut it worries me because one of my NEET friends eats a shitload of subway and its making me think that maybe it's just a NEET Thing to have to have subway all the time
>tfw gunna have CLS people [wagekeks] visit me for 2 days for 2hours each to drive me places/clean up after me
>gunna have saved up almost 3300usd from ssi in savings and bills/rent put on auto-pay
>i will get 733usd + food stamps when move out
>gunna by a silicone sexdoll + female bodysuit with Fcup
>gunna buy a rift
>get to be a hermit somewhere else but with more money and wagekeks drive me places and clean up after me
but the best part is; there is asubwaynearby
bomb america today
>>25450303
idk it's the only thing that stops me from being a neet. when i'm alone all i can think about is how fucking worthless i am, at least being forced to respond to situations distracts me from suicidal ideation
and having qt coworkers to flirt with (even though they're all taken) is fun. i already know i'm never going to ever get a hug in my life so this is as good as it's going to get for me
>>25448462
If just for a moment wagies could let go of all of that mental stress, they'd realize that being a NEET is truly the superior choice.
>neets are so ass blasted that they have to make 20 threads a day about how great it is to live on well fareinb4 neets screaming the same "arguments" they have been for the past 3 years
>>25448607
I think you have the wrong pic
>>25450528
2bh I get more agitated and angry about everything when I'm not working
I need things to turn my energies towards or I get ornery, and eventually even destructive
>>25450593
That's funny wagecuck. Right, I'M assblasted, when you're figuratively, and hell probably literally too, getting assblasted by your boss to earn a paycheck like a good little puppy dog.
Maybe if you learn a new trick your superior boss will use lubrication next time. Although lube is generally reserved for those higher up on the work hierarchy, so maybe put in some overtime to climb that 'ladder.'
>>25448462
>I just finished my essay on quantum mechanics
What did you really do?
No reason to lie anon we're all anonymous here.
>>25450682
>joined the navy
>haven't had any gay sex yet
I feel cheated tbqh
reminder that
>https://www.ssa.gov/history/50mm2.html
>>25450682
>He doesn't get to feel his boss balls deep inside of him
Your father must hate you.
>>25448753
>this fucking picture
kek, inside the mind of a patrician NEET
>>25450682
Jesus christ cry some more why dont you
>still forcing this failed meme
This meme never worked, because every "wagecuck" that browses 4chan is a former NEET, no exceptions.
Everyone knows what it really feels like to be a NEET, and it's much worse than working.
>>25451069
>much worse than working
nope
worked and NEETed and i prefer being a NEET
nice generalizing tho
>>25451069
i wish I was neet again lol
>>25451069
>NEET, and it's much worse than working.
Dont know about that. I was neet 2 years, got a job, worked 40 hours a week and already considered suicide after first few weeks. Quit the job. Im happy again now.
There are studies showing people are actually happier unemployed. That's quite common sense to me.
>>25451154
>Oy Vey goyim! You should work more than 40 hours a week, you were depressed because you weren't working enough!
>>25451124
>nice generalizing tho
Is it nicer than your generalizing of NEETdom being more enjoyable for everyone?
>>25449657
I receive disability:
$1,350 per month plus full drug benefits (which works out to hundreds saved for me).
As a part-time post-secondary student (someone defined as maintaining a courseload of 40% or more -- two classes per term), ALL of my earnings are exempt and I can work/earn as much as I wish on top of my disability without any of it being clawed back.
>>25450528
I recognize it's the objectively superior lifestyle, I just have no idea how to make it happen since I don't have autism or any physical disabilities, I live in a third world nation where work is expected and welfare is almost non-existent, and my parents can't afford to support me.
Help.
>>25451250
its only enjoyable for true robots
>>25451322
true robots aren't real people
>>25448462
>essay on quantum mechanics
Not sure a Wikipedia sourced "paper" will get you anything more than your stupid ads laughed at. I'll enjoy my actual engineering degree.
>>25448462
>>25451359
How do you even write a "paper" on quantum mechanics without sophisticated equipment to do actual experiments?
I hate the "I fucking love science!" crowd
>>25451270
That's about triple what I make in a month, what's your disability
>>25448607
NEETKEKS ON SUICIDE WATCH
how will the neetcuck ever go on?
>>25448607
someone please post the one where both are horrible awful existences
>>25451500
Ulcerative colitis, psychiatric problems secondary to a cancer diagnosis from 2011, chronic pain from multiple surgeries and OCD.
>>25451576
This. It's the only one that's true to reality.
>>25450682
Oh, hello Wagie!
Daily reminder that shitting in garden soup kitchen NEETbux are local piano bar celebrity depression. vegetable soup kitchen volunteering 6 am force-feeding whenever I want makes 7 day weekend for ME. wagecuck materialism greek philosophy healthy challenging the theories of mathematicians and physicists! CHOP CHOP wagecuck, welfare certified sandwich artists no time another day, another dollar. I earn my keep cuck true happiness $1600 every two weeks NEET comedy club. Fuck you pitiful 2 hours in traffic fucking your gf while you're at work. Enjoying your lunch break wageslave? expanding my mind that yacht your boss has had his eyes on. Anime and videogames tendies autism keep your tax dollars coming. Sanders girlfriend "too tired" for sex homegrown vegetables no time for anything cozy blanket. agoraphobia Subway NEET lifestyle relaxing massive inheritance from my parents. climbing the social ladder. college loancucks programming at home good boy points all the time in the world. ***YAAAAWN*** Just look at my autobiography wagecuck. r9k expanding my mind Mr. Shekelburg pennies on the dollar! Wizardry [insert philosopher quote here] with BIG, UNEMPLOYED, NEET COCK. Sweet onion teriyaki laughing stock of the neighborhood cuck. MUSH WAGIE mcjob minimum wage social interaction anxiety check in the mail. Fucking bitch wageslave "would you like fries with that?" failure retirement writing a symphony dreams of NEETdom. I'd rather kill myself than work parents sipping at a glass of red wine. wagecucks on suicide watch with life's true purpose. Everything for free.
Tata for now another dollar wagekek. I'll be sure to let your girlfriend know you're slacking on your lunchbreak!
wagekuk here, I spent all day today at Powell's City of Books in Portland. I drove down this morning and I'm staying in a cheap motel, then I'm going back again tomorrow. I also found a theater that shows hentai on sunday nights but I have work at 6am tomorrow morning so I think I'll have to pass ;_;
>>25448462
I make pretty good money and very much enjoy my job, however, if it was possible for a nonmedically handicapped person to receive permanent government money that I could on, I'd jump on that.
To be exact, I get woken up at 5:30, get ready at a leisurely pace, drive in the deserted roads, and get to a place where I essentially make money for a guy that hired me as a favour in exchange for a wage as mandated by Jew union. And nobody asks more of me than I do what I'm paid to and get paid to do it. Attitude notwithstanding. Also my vacation was pretty great.
>>25451270
About half of what I make a month. NEETism calls to me always. But I won't live like a pauper to see it.
>>25450330
>yfw you're dad cucked you into wageslavery and is posting in this thread right now
>>25448462
How do I earn enough neetbucks to live on my own?
>>25448462
>quantum mechanics
Doesn't post them
Dude you suck
>>25448462
>be me rn
>work night shift as a tard guard
>easy as fuck
>only job I need to do is call emergency number if shit goes downhill fast
>spend all night playing vidya on laptop
>eat all the leftover food
>sleep all day (like I did before I started working there anyway
>Make enough to live alone comfortably in a decent part of my city.
>no living off mommy, no living off tendy's.
>TFW gf.
>>25452940
If OP had the intelligence or willpower to learn quantum mechanics he wouldn't be a neet he'd be employed in a field that deals with quantum mechanics.
Of cause 90% of /9rk/ is actually employed so OP is probably in fact a subway cashier.
>>25452766
Right, however I'm able to work as much as I please without losing any of that $1,350. The $1,350 is also non-taxable. Moreover, I'm in receipt of a disability-related tax credit (non-refundable) which allowed me to shield, alongside other standard credits, the first $20,000 of my income. So $10k in non-taxable income and $20k in shielded income (if I choose to work).
>>25453102
Sorry, $16,200 in non-taxable income (disability).
>>25453026
How? Give an anon some tips
>>25453286
I dunno, it differs from country to country I assume. But for it me it was like this:
>step 1: become tard guard (You'll need at least some type of qualification)
>step 2: Ask manager to put you on night shifts. (where I work anyway is full of middle aged family people that flat out refuse to work nights, so most people are glad to give me their nights)
There is always work in the health industry man.
