>"oh Anon, thanks for taking me to lunch today but I have to go! I have a date with Chad at 4 PM!
>>25447783
Perfect! The laxatives I put in your drink should kick in any minute, you slutty piece of shit. Have fun shitting yourself in front of everybody in this resturant. Oh, and I fucked your 9 year old sister.
>>25447783
You haven't even eaten the fucking food I bought you
>>25447860
That's not how laxatives work, family
Can I have the rest of your burger? You didnt even touch it and I paid 8 dollars for it.
>>25447895
>"Well, am I supposed to let Chad wait?
Anyways, you're a good friend for paying for me! :)"
>>25447860
Thanks you anon 1
>>25447917
puffy vagoo
*patpatpat*
>>25447860
Careful anon, you're going to cut someone with that edge.
If Chad tries anything you don't want you call me ok? I'm always here for you.
>>25447783
Damn bitch dats ice cold
Okay, sure, haha! Whatever you want, sweetie! I hope I've been the best friend I could be for you today! You're a princess and deserve it! :)
>>25448008
DON'T TOUCH, ANON!
>>25448027
>>25448092
>>25447968
Thank you for being so understanding Anon, could you pick me up after the date at Chad's house? And maybe be a good friend and bring some condoms *giggle*
>>25448147
*kisses your cheek*
Have fun :p
>>25447783
>BREAKING NEWS Man Opens Fire In Restaurant With Flame Thrower, 153 killed
>One witness says "all I heard was REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE rilly rilly loud yo and then there was this like wall of flames an' sheeet"
>Police sources state that "Reee" may actually be some kind of ISIS code
>President Obama promises moar airstrikes
>Republicans bitch as usual
>etc.
>>25448260
Ew Anon, we're just friends remember!
>>25447917
fuck off attention whore, you're not even the original
>>25448147
>And maybe be a good friend and bring some condoms *giggle*
>Smiles
>Says "sure no problem"
>Personally buy condoms of various sizes
>Poke tiny holes in all of them using a pin
>Give her all of them
>Beta - 1, Stacy - 0, Chad - 0
>Bonus Round
>Molest their child years later for further revenge
>>25448137
but it's so poofy
>>25447783
Women don't owe you anything. Don't take them to lunch and then expect sex
