>walk in your room
>see this
what would you do, fembots?
>>25446897
Put a paper bag over my head (he might get offended If I put it over his head because he is ugly as fuck) and bend over
>>25446897
freak out and scream because I don't know him and call the police?
>>25446951
>having standards that high
jesus fuck
>>25446897
I don't find him attractive and tattoos are ugly as fuck.
>>25447004
he looks average for me
>>25447004
its a guy, my dude. they do this in every thread with a presumably attractive guy.
He looks short then a mothafucka
Sit down at my computer desk, watch anime and hope he goes away.
>>25446897
Take the fruit and eat it while playing vidya, maybe make him eat my hairy pussy when I get bored, then continue.
You don't have to be hipster and edgy, fembots.
Just admit your true biological intentions and admit you would hop on his dick in an instant.
I-I must have entered the wrong house.
>>25447115
Of course i'm a guy lol but the dude is op's pic has a pretty average face and weird hair
>>25446897
Put on a fake smile, tell him he looks nice. Eat his food. And leave. While thinking to myself:what disgusting tattoos!
Walk out and proceed to call the police because
why the fuck are you in my house.
fat femanon here. i'd eat the food then ask him to leave. oh wait, that doesn't look good. i'd just ask him to leave.
Personally I'd ass rape him. He may have a pretty muscular torso but that's not gonna save him when he doesn't have any legs
>>25446897
is that organic?
>>25446897
>some fruit, m'lady? *tips tattoos*
no thanks
>>25447273
Actually, you can tell by his proportions that he's a manlet so I'm not surprised that the fembots don't like him.
Manlet, covered in tattoos. He's probably gay as well.
>>25446897
I'm a straight guy and I'd rather suck his dick than getting involved with a roastie.
fuck him right in the pussy
>>25447228
b my gf plz im so lonely
does anyone actually like overtattooed arms like that?
>>25447545
I like them on wimyn (Yes im a dude just like every other r9k user), and I am informed women like that on guys
>>25446897
>faggy hair
>ruining his skin with tattoos
>no happy trail or hair on stomach
Would not lose virginity to/10
>>25446951
typical defensive coment, attacking to protect be heart
>>25448075
hurt*
Why fembots have such high standards?
>>25447021
He brought you blueberries, strawberries, raspberries and pineapple cubes.
The least you could do is tongue his anus FFS.
>>25448149
As a guy: he looks like a total creep. There's something wrong with his eyes. Danger alert.
>>25446897
"Fembot"
Kek, that guy belongs to other guys.
>>25448149
mulattos look weird and I don't want to contribute to white extinction
>>25448149
he's kinda ugly desu
>>25446897
Why the fuck is Tyrion Lannister kneeling in my bed with a plate of fruit?
Walk out, I have a boyfriend and I can't enjoy most fruit without getting extremely sick.
>>25448336
Why wouldn't you want best GoT character in your bed?
Where the FUCK is my whipped cream you little faggot? Huh? You come into my room with that weak ass shit and expect me to like it?
Get in the fuckin closet like the little trash whore you are.
He's on the right in pic related. It's amazing what lighting can do.
>>25448353
Because his head is all big and lumpy and shit.
>>25448360
He has a boyfriend? That's a shame, though I guess I should've expected this.
>>25448149
I don't think he's cute. >>25448282 is right on thinking something is off about his eyes. He scares me more than anything.
I also like skelly guys the most.
>>25448371
You got some shit taste my friend, Tyrion lannister is a fucking sexy god.
>>25448282
that's not fair. people always say I look like a school shooter. you literally can't tell anything about someone else by "a look in their eye"
>>25446897
Call my boyfriend and ask if he ordered a stripper to my place.
>>25448548
Roasties watch too many movies, and then they BELIEVE what they watched.
his face is about as wide as a 12 year old girls
>>25448315
>mulatto
That man is in no way mulatto
>>25448282
nothing wrong with his eyes.
Is he cute enough for you, fembots?
>>25448360
The bro on the left is much, much more attractive desu senpai. No homo.
>>25446897
Shit, I'm a dude and I would want to cuddle up against his side and stroke his cock through his pants.I'm straight, I swear.
>>25446897
He has to straighten his pack.
>>25448680
Dude looks like a lesbian woman in her late 40's or 50's to me.
>>25446897
ask him if he's ok or needs any help, I'd assume he was still drunk and had randomly stumbled into my flat instead of one of the others.
>>25448921
Well what if I stumbled into your flat?
Pic related it's me.
>>25448726
The pic was made with Olympus. It's a really sharp and good picture, don't you think?
>tats
lel, nah, don't care how ottermode you are. Learned my lesson on that one a long time ago. Besides, his head's too tall and his hair's too pretty boy.
>>25446897
Hit him with a bat call the cops
>>25449327
>some guy was a douchebag or hurt my feelings and broke up with me so everyone who has tattoos is the same as him
lel
I love how triggered this thread is making you cucklords.
>>25449406
Tattoos on men who haven't been to war are a sign of vanity/narcissism which is a trait I find utterly unattractive. It wasn't just one and it wasn't just sexual relationships I learned this through.
>>25447273
Let me point out how you are in error here.
A. That's not my fella
B. A man presumes to come into my house and get half naked. I would consider this a threat so he better hope he kills me or runs away if not he's a dead motherfucker.
As far as this man's supposed attractiveness
That many tats, no thanks
Ultra manicured hair and nails. If I wanted that I would date a woman.
Body build, not attracted to that kind of muscular guy it looks unnatural to me
More detail fuck the 6 pack the belly is my snuggle pillow I don't sleep on foam rubber and rocks.
>>25449782
lmao. u fat?
>>25446995
>This
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>>25450077
Fit, just don't like that shape of man, mang.
>women with impossibly high standards ITT
>fembot feels thread: why wont guyzz date me :(
>>25450435
pic related is what gets me wet
>>25450235
lmao so fat, got it senpai
>>25451379
Shattup you little fairie.
>>25446897
Ask him to cuddle and feed me desu.
>>25451987
And make you more fat?
>>25447004
Tattoos are so unattractive
>>25446897
I might eat some of the pineapple. Come back when you have some starfruit or melon, you lame hack.
>>25452127
Sure, I mean if he took the trouble of making a fruit plate, then he probably wants me to eat it.
>>25448726
He's totally the bottom though
>>25451379
Fit for the winter
>>25452181
But you need to cut down on that eating.
>>25452181
He was probably just making fun of you for being fat, fatass.
>>25452296
>>25452233
Okay, coolio.
>>25452474
You know that you need to cut down on that eating.
>implying a Chad like that would want my roastie
Originalcomment.avi
>W-what happened to my room
>This isn't my bed frame
>my end table
>I don't remember taking any drugs
>Fuck
>>25446897
take the food, hope he rapes me
>>25452539
Yeah, which is why I said 'okay'. I'm agreeing with you, see?
>>25448771
Nothing is good enough for you ffs
>not liking fluffy fat men
Its 2016 get with the program
>>25447004
Not the same guy but, he has awful ab insertions, shit chest, narrow shoulders, and he's trying too hard with his hair/beard.
>Take plate
>ask guy to leave
>make the bed because he messed it up
>eat plate of fruit on comfy bed while browsing /r9k/
>>25453484
As opposed to almost everyone else who, tries even harder but is uglier, or doesn't try at all and is obviously disgustingly ugly
>>25447004
It's a defense mechanism, they don't really have such high standards. Beta girls know that really attractive, fit or fashionable men are out of their league so they pretend they don't care for it, both to protect their own feelings and to avoid looking shallow. If they admitted it, robots would get mad at them being whores anyway.
