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Can we get this man a femanon pity fuck
I am serious
>>25446881
>listens to REM
fucking deserves everything he feels
>>25447016
>not liking REM
>>25446881
>implying femanons are decent people who want to help others
Have you even met one before?
>>25447025
this, also c'mon guys we gotta get ths man laid!!
>>25447056
they seem to exsist but are hard to find due to "hurr get your tits out bitch"
BUMP!!
>>25446881
>My mother still buys me candy when I visit home and hands them to me the same way she did when I was a kid.
oh god feels
>>25447188
yoop, its pretty hard to read desu..
cant we tryto help this guy out??
>>25446881
fuck. this is going to be me in 9 years minus the job
>>25447188
does this person post in literally every thread
jesus
Based off what he has written about the escort,
I don't think he needs a pity fuck I think he needs someone who genuinely loves himthat isn't his mother.
>>25447479
I'm not advocating the tripfag but if you cannot tolerate their presence you can always filter them out.
This is something that more anons should do.
bump for pity sbdsb
>>25446881
Im super tempted to just be like, yeah, ok. lets do this. Like if he can make it to Toronto or something on a weekend I'd be super tempted to take him out for a night on the town. I'd even go dutch. Screw it, I'd book work off on friday and we could do thursday jazz night at the aquarium then have a sloppy makeout session. I'd even go dutch on the food/entertainment.
>>25449550
If I am similarly pathetic and autistic, and actually in Toronto, can I lick parts of you?
I am probably too autistic and socially retarded to be decent company and I don't know how to go to fancy shit like fucking jazz nights without having a triple heart attack, but I am a pathetic late-twenties virgin with a long future of nothingness ahead of me.
>>25446881
I was just like this guy for a long time. I wish i could tell him to try and talk to new people more, try to broaden his horizons a little. I did and I actually found a gf, my first ever gf who actually seems to love me. I couldn't tell you how happy i was to finally break my miserable routine. I wish this guy the best, wherever he is
>>25449550
>>25449602
>tfw I even manage to fail in this instance
The pain of endless inadequacy and failure never gets any duller
>>25449602
Wait, just out of curiosity, how late twenties are we talking here? And honestly I thought we could just kind of get to the jazz night then wing it. If that fails we could just hang out and watch the jellyfish.
>>25449602
>lick parts of you
Embarassing
>>25450282
Fuck, I guess I was too hasty
I'm 27, 3 years to wizardhood.
Honestly though, if it's actual socialising, I would just weird you out and cringe about it for the rest of my life afterward. I don't think it would be a good idea.
>>25450358Embarrassing has two r's,but I don't claim it isn't. I'm a virgin in my late twenties and I have weird submissive fetishes. I'm basically begging for sexual favours out of pity. How was I supposed to do that WITHOUT shame?
>>25450456
>How was I supposed to do that WITHOUT shame?
By not asking to lick parts.
>>25450456
Like, by socialising are you talking about chatting with other people or just me? I think we could make decent light conversation about fish for at least an hour.
And i'm not sure you have a submission fetish. I think you just want to be loved and there's nothing wrong with that, though, I might be more careful about who you try to give your body and heart away to.
48 here, I share this man's pain. I last kissed a girl in 1982. I am a stereotype of an old man already. i feed birds in the park on Saturdays and sometimes talk to some teenagers that hang out there and seem friendly. closest thing I have to friends.
>>25450620
At least I'm being honest. How often do you see anons begging some femanon to get in touch with them, and wrapping it in the guise of friendship? I am just admitting I want to lick a butt because I'm a pathetic ronery virgin.
But I fundamentally agree with you that I am embarrassing. I am only saying I'm aware of it.
>>25450635
Just in general, being in a social setting other than talking about anime on the internet. Even if it went decently, it would just waste your time. I was trying to selfishly exploit your pity for sexual gratification.
>I think you just want to be loved
Maybe, but you should also be careful about assuming this of robots. The real tragedy is that underneath the pitiable stuff, most of us are genuinely ugly people who will bite the hand that feeds us, I think.
>>25450757
fuck
Stay strong man, dedicate your life to learning or something
>>25450757
>48
What das fuck m8. I plan on killing myself before 30 if things don't get better.
Nobody is going to fuck him unless he pays for it.
>>25450817
your honestly embarasing. Got it
>>25450757
Dude, find a nonprofit to volunteer for, like the SPCA or something. People who volunteer are good people, and fun. You'll make some friends before you know it but in the meantime you'll feel like you're doing something worthwhile.
>>25450817
>
Well darn. I guess I can't argue with such blatant self criticism. Maybe do what >>25450757 said to do and then hit up jazz night when you feel ready k?
and maybe next time you could time your but licking confession a bit better. Like if we were necking and you whispered that you wanted to lick me, then progressed from there just actually went in for the butt lick that might have been hot. But that's a pretty strong thing to open with.
Real talk time, I wonder if my "martyr" complex is the opposite side of the coin of your "robot" complex. Like, honestly my first reaction when robots start talking down about themselves is to go "no! it's not like that! I'll prove it to you! Get your sunday best on, we're going somewhere fun."
Also, let's be honest maybe 4chan in general isn't the best place to find a date. We should do OkCupid or something.
>>25446881
Wait, didn't this post first appear in a thread on r9k earlier today? Is that even the same guy or just some anon copypasting it?
Fuck threads like this make me think how lucky I am to still be 22, with girls sending me pictures of their tits and telling me how much they want to suck my cock and fuck them until they cum. I'm not even good looking desu
>be 27
>virgin
>unknown to me, friends arrange pity fuck with some skank for my birthday
>I think I'm killing it with this girl
>we go to fuck
>she laughs at my dick and leaves
>haven't had a birthday party since
>>25450000
You didn't fail to get quads though
>>25450916
MY AUTISM
>>25451213
>next time you could time your but licking confession a bit better.
That might work for some of the younger betas here, as opposed to the hardcore omegas, but that's just outright courtship advice. It is good advice, don't get me wrong, but it's sort of like telling me that brushing my teeth is a good idea, when I'm going to blow my brains out in a month anyway. Brushing your teeth IS a good idea, objectively, but contextually it isn't that important at that point. Basically, the only way I'd ever get laid is if I outright asked for it and was granted it out of self-aware pity. When it becomes a matter of actually vying to woo you, and you're not simply granting it to me, I'm already screwed anyway, so whether or not the asking was inappropriate has become moot.
>Like, honestly my first reaction when robots start talking down about themselves is to go "no! it's not like that! I'll prove it to you! Get your sunday best on, we're going somewhere fun."
I've seen this happen, 99 times out of 100 it was misguided. There are a few robots here who can be uplifted, but I think most of us are here for a reason. This place is a garbage bin. Just saying, be really, really careful if you're going to do this. Don't think that because someone is pitiable and sad that they aren't also a narcissist, manipulative, abusive, or an ingrate. You would be surprised.
>>25451573
How have you achieved this? I'm 25 and quite good looking and have never experienced this.
I got to 20 years old and gave up trying to get anything.
Had my first kiss then (this was last year) and that was on a friends stag doo, in benidorm, with a prostitute.
Since then I have had sex one other time, paid for again but back here in the UK. At first I didn't want to but heck, I don't mind throwing down $160~ for an hour if it gets me laid once a month. Found a great website for it too, like amazon for escorts
>>25449550
i live in toronto desu senpai m23
>>25451213
hey lady, if you do okc here's mine: profile/d1vendi :) I'm a 24 year old dude in Toronto who is actually sweet and charming and will have a good night with you
It must suck to be ugly beta losers. Every time I post in a "Would You Fuck" soc thread, I always get a multitude of yeses.
I've also been with 3 different SLUTS this year alone, AND ITS ONLY JANUARY THIRD.
>>25451609
Why did she laugh?
>>25451723
Lower your standards. Not necesarilly ugly fat girls, but poor girls.
>>25452074
how did you find yourself here? you look like a really normal guy or as normal as can be with a rat on your shoulder
>>25451723
Idk, I wouldn't say I don't need to try but shit just kind of falls into my lap most of the time. I didn't really make many friends in high school because I was mostly a shut in weirdo kid, but when I started working and even meeting friends online and then meeting up in person I started having more people to talk to. I guess you also not need to be obsessed with one particular girl, most girls are whores and are talking to at least 5 other dudes at any time so you may as well tip the odds in your favour. Also not getting hung up on sluts not wanting to bang you is probably a good way to stop yourself from losing motivation.
I'll give an example, last night I was snap chatting with some blue haired whore, half her snaps she was under her sheets naked, then a video of her listening to her roommates fuck. I basically asked if needs a guy herself and she said yess, so I took that as 'lets fuck' and offered to come over. Immediately stopped replying to me, most of my guy friends have been in this situation and mulled over what they did wrong for days and felt like shit they got rejected. I didn't really give much of a fuck, because right at the same time my ex sends me a picture of her tits, starts flirting with me, wants me to call her etc. and a teen girl that wants my dick is sending me pics of her ass and back and telling me how she's going to suck my cock while I play video games and smoke weed.
There's no clear cut way to do any of this shit, but it's about your own attitude and how you compose yourself around women that gets you in with them. Saying the right things in the right moments and picking up on flirting and shit will be your key to success, but also remember that only certain women are attracted to you and you shouldn't get offended if they don't want to fuck you.
>>25447188
Daily reminder: This is what this tripfag looks like.This is a verified original comment
>>25452975
Hey anon. Never in my life has a woman been attracted to me.
Im not ugly, but not a 10/10. Funny, sarcastic at times and generally a good guy. But never has anyone shown interest. When I have tried to make a move its been 'lets just be friends', i have been told I am a great guy and all that bollocks but that doesn't help anyone, i mean that makes me feel worse. I am such a great guy yet still not good enough apparently.
So what do? Pic related, hello anon, its me (I have longer hair now as I was trying to change the way I looked hoping that helps.. It didnt).
(Im the guy whos 21, lost kissless V and V status at 20 to a whore (paid), go to an escort once a month now because gave up on trying.)
>>25453233
Verified retarded comment, more like. Look at the fucking trip again.
>>25452975
>>25452975
In addition to this, here's a few more tips:
- fapping is a powerful tool, don't abuse it. The science behind no fap is true, but that doesn't mean you have to stop fapping altogether. Sometimes it's better to rub one out than do something you will regret because you're horny.
- most women you meet around your age will not be virgins, you can either grow up and get over it and not let it bother you, or the only other option I can think of is possibly joining a secular religious group like Mormons or Amish
- have interests in something other than video games or anime, it's fine to like those things but no one will take you seriously if they're your only hobbies. you don't need a lot, but at least something to deflect from the fact you're a massive gamer/weeb
- conversation is usually focusing on the individual you are trying to talk to, that's why it's called 'getting to know someone'
- getting fit would help if you're not a lazy shit like me
>>25453238
Alright first thing, don't let it go to your head but you're not ugly at all. I won't go as far as saying you're Chad, but I've seen way uglier guys with attractive girls.
I know what it's like being friendzoned but I think almost every guy honestly has been once. Do you have many irl friends? If you don't you're going to want to start making some, no girls will be easy to come by otherwise. Cold approaching girls at coffee shops etc is a meme that normies have perpetuated keep the robot down, it very rarely works unless you get really lucky and the girl finds you very attractive immediately. Your best chance at meeting women is social events, but that's only a go to option for meeting women. Hell the ex I mentioned ? I met her in a psychiatric ward while I was doing a stint for attempting suicide and she was there for eating disorder. She was probably the best fuck I've had and the cutest most normal girl I've dated ironically. The other girl, I met on omegle under the 'depressed' tag and she just happened to live close to me. Funnily enough you will meet girls often if you let it happen, but you have to be very approachable, friendly and respectful. Most girls don't want to fuck within 30 seconds of meeting you, you will probably just want to stick around as a friend and not be too pushy. If a girl likes you, she will be talking to you without it seeming like its a hassle to her, and she will be trying to compete for your attention against other women if she knows you're single etc.
Give me more info and I'll give you more advice bro
>all these old farts
>realize I am almost 30
>still doing the same shit I did at 18
>Im going to be the creepy old guy still playing cards that no one likessoon that I use to make fun of
>This is the future we chose
>>25453516
No friends to really go out with. Moved back from University and didn't keep in contact with anyone.
Live at home with parents, work full time in web development.
Never really had any luck with girls for a relationship, just friends through high school, college and university.
I'm never pushy, I don't look for a 'quick fuck' because that isn't really my thing to be honest. (I mean now I have resorted to going and paying for escorts, but I see that as their job and a service, not like im creeping up on someone for a quick shag).
I suppose I could say i know a few females but they don't really talk to me and even though they refer to me as a friend, I suppose I feel we aren't really friends? More acquaintances. I have tried to spark some conversations with them before but I often feel they don't seem interested from their replies so don't try too hard.
Only activity I really do other than work, is go to the cinema on my own every sunday, breaks things up.
Also I was diagnosed with severe depression and take medication for it, doing a lot better this last year than the past 5 however, so onwards and upwards there!
I lost my virginity (was kissless) on a friends stag do where by on the last night i was like fuck it, why not, and went and paid for an escort. Now I found a website where by you can browse through like amazon, contact and book them for half hour, an hour, 2 hours or whatever. I really want a relationship, have done for ages, would be happy settling down but also feel like I would have missed out on all the 'fun' of being 'young'.
>>25453266
mystery.jpg uses a lot of different trips, newfriend
>>25453706
You seem fairly normal mate, I wouldn't put it past you to be able to find a girl. To be honest, hiring an escort is something I've never done and wouldn't ever do personally, but it will deter you from meeting real women. I'm not saying don't do it, but it will distract you from women you may be interested in pursuing. It's good that you have a few female friends, honestly I've randomly talked to girls on Facebook that I went to fucking primary school with, and turns out they want to meet me/have coffee. I guess i was saying don't be pushy because a lot of dudes get serious way too fast when getting a girl can sometimes be complicated, you may need to know her for a while before she will be interested in you. Parties would be where it could be at for you, if you can be fun at a party, there will usually be at least one cute drunk girl that will be flirty with you all night if it's a decent do.
Also not to advocate, but drinking with people and smoking weed is a great way to meet friendly people that just want to chill with you. I think all you really need is a lot more chances with women so you can start getting it right through trial and error, that's how I got along to this point at least.
>>25453929
Yea dude I see...
Problem is going out and meeting people, I drink when I go out but its mainly like, family gathering and shit.
I need to try and find an opportunity to go out somewhere and I am not really confident enough to turn up to a bar on my own and start getting drunk and talking to people.
>>25446881
>Kissed a girl
FUCKING NORMIE
>>25453737
Trips are intended for a specific reason and you are abusing them, degrading the quality of this board. Please either stop using trips, fuck off, or kill yourself.
>kissed a girl
>has a job
>lives a functional life
so what, I have it worse
>>25454065
Do not go to bars/pubs on your own ever to meet people. The only acceptable reason to go alone is if you want to go have a pint and a meal and read a book or something. Otherwise invite a friend or only go when there is a gathering at one. This is probably the worst place to meet women I've found, most are so unapproachable you will leave within minutes anyway but 99% of girls in bars either just want to have a drink with their friends, are looking at Chad on table 6, already have a bf or are just flat out not interested in you unless you have a ridiculously good reason to talk to them. Not to say it's impossible, but if you're an alone loser drinking at a bar talking to every semi attractive girl that comes in, you will have zero luck that night.
>tfw 21 yr freindless kv neet
>lost a lot of weight and gained a lot of muscle because all I have to to is work out
>look like a completely different person now
>have no idea if girls my age would find me
attractive or not because I haven't interacted with any since graduating highschool
>>25446881
He sounds like actual perfection
>>25453238
Question, do you go for Stacey's? Because you're pretty normal looking, mate. Don't look bad at all. Not Chad tier, but you won't make it into Wizardhood if you date on your level.
>>25451213
Wow youre so pure and kind :)
>>25454581
As long as they fun, good to talk, have a reasonably pretty face and aren't huge (a bit of 'chub' I am okay with) I am more than happy to try it. But, i often lack the confidence too.
>>25453238
Cardio and lift for 6 months.
You'll be a chad in no time.
>>25450817
>lick a butt
I'm listening.
>>25455123TORONTOORONTO
o
Went to a Bookworm party yesterday
It was fucking /lit/
>>25455153B U R G E R L A N D.
I guess it just wasn't mean to be Anon-senpai.
Here's the post from /r9k/
>>25446881
Welp, this is where my life is headed
>>25455208
>a femanon will never take advantage of your KHV cluelessness to enslave you and use your mouth for stuff
>because of geography
>>25455208
...what state?
extremely original comment
>>25455191
Go away, Eggy.
I feel for him
if he was attractive when he was young he shouldn't be a virgin. probably sperged out when he got close to sex though
>>25455259
>you will never take a clueless KHV's virginity
Is it weird that that kind of thing excites me? I've always liked the idea of being someone's first time and seeing them overwhelmed and excited by all of it.
But I think generally people's first time tends to be bad. Awkward is fine, but I'd hate for it to just be awful, you know?I just want to take care of someone that way and make sure it's comfy for them.
>>25455273MA.
>>25455339
Because the first time is always bad you could actually do a nice thing for a beta virgin boyfriend if you ever end up getting one.
You can reassure that the inevitable awkwardness is expected, understood, and accepted, and that you're willing to feel things out with them and let them take their time and experience things at their own pace. That's a hell of a lot better than what most robots will get for their first shitty time with a girl who can't understand performance anxiety or inexperience.
I have a vagina and I am here reading this thread. What do
>>25455383
Offer up the location from which one hails.
>>25455366
Yeah! What a lot of people regrettably don't understand is that sex doesn't have to be perfect and mindblowing. I read online that men will get soft if they get anxious or scared, and I hope to be the person for someone who can be gentle with them and hug them and tell them it's alright...
:(
>>25446881
No, because then she has to fuck everyone else for great justice
>>25455339
>>25455428
You sound so fucking perfect.
Of course, even if you do exist, I'd never find a girl like that. Let alone one that actually likes me.
Oh well. Life sucks.
>>25455428
This is the woman I want in my life for starting out a relationship...
>>25455339
Careful
I would probably cry right afterwards because of the release of societal pressure that sticking my penis inside of a vagina would give
>tfw no pity fucks
I am a non virgin though, so I guess I don't deserve them
>>25455400
Commiefornia. And I'm 26.
I am pretty socially awkward myself. I can come across normal for a while but I am not. Were I to take a wizard on a date we would "interact" in a "normal" way because I am capable of that, but the pressure to actually be a normal person would be 0 because I genuinely don't give a fug and I hate this gay earth.
>>25455428
>tfw no maternal gf to reassure me my penis is fine and start lovingly playing with and sucking it
>>25446881
>the last time I kissed a girl
>kissed a girl
stopped reading right there
>>25455476
are you in the sf bay area?
no need to put up a front t b h, no one who belongs here is normal
>>25455339
>I just want to take care of someone that way and make sure it's comfy for them.
I wish there were more women like you.
Id love to lose my virginity to a fembot, but chances are if I do lose it it'll be to a drunk chick from a bar or party.
>>25455473
>tfw i literally did this the first time i was finally intimate with a girl
literally overwhelmed with emotions
it was the first time in my life anyone had ever touched me in a way that meant they wanted me
i can't explain it but it's like a hug that isn't fake or restrained, they really actually want to be with you and be close to you. it was actually scary to feel that for the first time, it was so unfamiliar. i had never even been hugged strongly before, and then all that happened at once
>>25455476
I am in the UK.
I was in CA this time last year for 3 weeks, went on my own and kind of enjoyed myself. A shame I couldn't have shared the experience with someone else.
I plan to move there soon, getting some things in order for a working visa to be there by the end of this year or early next year.
I think it would be more relaxed after a little while, even a comfortable silence.
>>25450817
>my time
You mean OUR time. Your time is valuable too man.
>>25447084
>but are hard to find due to "hurr get your tits out bitch"
No, the real issue is that most of them are traps or trolls.
TITS OR GTFO is a mechanism to weed them out.
>>25446881
only if he doesnt look at me during
>>25451213
aha, people like you are the reason I still have some faith. I'd love to talk to you, but you deserve somebody better.
>>25455428
>>25455479
this is a lie. If it sounds too good to be true its because it is.
Here's a short story.
>be me
>in highschool, nearing the end
>started my decline into robot tier shit void
>friendships have waned at this point, not quite compete
>I have 3 people left who will actually associate with me in person
>One of them is a girl, I can see the way my life is headed.
>I work up the most courage I've ever worked up and I decide to try and ask her out
>she says yes
>she seems to understand me
>claims to be on the same descending path to robotdom
>months pass and we talk out fears and things
>time comes to do things
>I explain myself "it's... like this could be a complete dealbreaker, and I understand that. It's a normal size, but I have a hard time keeping it up when I'm nervous"
>she gives the story anon here gave basically verbatim
>things were great for a bit
>until they werent, and she got tired of the reassuring deal
>that shit tapered off
>stopped all together
>she wants to be with me but fuck other people
>I want to die
>now I have trust issues and dick issues
>21 years old
tl;dr - that fantasy isnt real. it's a trick. Looks like your life finally has meaning and love, then it gets taken and everythings worse than before
>>25447016
It's downer music and amplifies the feels, he needs some confident jams.
>>25457015
If you didn't spend so much time fapping to porn you wouldn't have this problem
Holy shit I don't want this. Shit is starting to get to me. Friends with gfs and marrying, grandpa asking about gf and saying I'm going to be an old man soon, other shit, now this too. I'm decent looking and people think I'm funny and invite me to stuff but I'm really socially awkward. I've had gfs before too. That's it, putting effort into my appearance, doing basic workouts, and tracking every social opportunity. There's a chick I like who's texted and called me over break, maybe I'll see if she is free. I can't live like that. I'd go mad.
>>25457152
>his gf wouldn't be a kuckolding slut if he didn't watch porn
>>25457172
He'd actually be able to get it up if he had some self control
>>25457152
missed your mark friend. I rarely fap. I hate the cloud of depression that comes afterward enough to steer clear most of the time.
>>25457188
Well so much for my advice then. See a doctor
>>25457172
pretty much this
>>25457184
>self control
>>25457200
Don't think a doctor is going to fix my relationship, I'm barely upset about the sex. I never expected to have that in the first place. It's the emotional slap in the face I wasn't ready for.
>>25450757
Keep it up nigga and make it to Wraith level.
>>25457184
oh boy so his kuckolding slut gf doesn't get bored quite as quickly
>>25457219
this guy gets it
>and my comment is original
>>25457219
It's not about keeping this particular fucking girlfriend. It's about being able to actually have sex like a man.
Damn dude - really wishing there wasn't a stigma for being a whore at times :(
Not that I am one mind...
My bf was a virgin at 22. He had only kissed maybe 3 girls his whole life, 2 in middle school and one on a trip to Israel at 17.
He and I met at a game night at a mutual friends house. Took a month before he would even talk to me as he was too shy. I kept working at it and he became more comfortable around me. We hung out watching movies at his house and getting to know each other. Seven months later I asked him out and he said yes :)
We've been together for over 3 years now.
Took his V-card a few months into our relationship.
---
I think that the US and other places should have a service like Japan has for men with sexual needs that aren't being met. Watched a short documentary on it, these women service men who are disabled but still need 'help' in other ways.
Doc here: http://m.liveleak.com/view?i=33a_1370778688
>>25458646
Are you guys american?
Didn't you find his lack of experience unappealing? Being a virgin, he must have left you dissatisfied for quite some time in the beginning?
This is the face of a 29-year-old virgin.
Beginning to feel my powers grow already.
>>25458800
No, here it is.
>>25453238
Being a good guy is the bare minimum. If you want to be a good guy go do some shit for charity. I mean how good a guy are you really? Head and shoulders above the rest?
Listen to me, the way society works is that unless you're some sort of hot shot men chase women. That's how it works. If you don't like it and you think its not fair then get comfy and say hello to wizardhood.
People mostly only care about what they need, they will offer you things in return for what they want from you. If they want nothing from you and yet you still lavish them with love and attention, well that's just tough.
Even the nicest person works this way to a degree, if you don't offer what they want, they will not want you. What they want can range from a confident guy to someone who owns a million dollar company, a guy who plays guitar and cares about the environment, maybe a guy with a beamer.
The point is stop worrying about whether or not you can get girls and start thinking about what you actually have to offer. Make yourself irresistible instead of mopping about. When I think of everyone I've ever known they were admired for attributes that took time and practise. So that's what you gotta do pal. Stop bawwing and get off yer ass.
>>25446881
I can have him do a porn scene.
>>25458808
fukkboi eminem wannabe
>>25458808
Hello, Jeff Buckley. You're such a cutie.
>>25458707
We both live in the Midwest (Kansas).
The lack of experience was actually a turn on to be honest. It sounds cliche, but I was able to teach him the way I like to be to touched/kissed. He was easier to read, so when he liked something his repsonses were genuine (unguarded). Me having experience meant he was more comfortable asking questions about things without fear of seeming silly or facing rejection.
I taught him to kiss and everything after. He asks me questions that may seem straightforward/common to others, but are all stuff we secretly want to know like:
>do women like super forceful sex like in the porn?
>how do people spoon without being uncomfortable and is it okay not to?
>how to read another's reactions to tell if they really like something during sex or not
>what is okay and not when asking to try new things
>how do you know if you're in love
>what types of love are there
I do my best to answer his questions. There are a lot, but I try to reserve judgement and answer honestly.
Nothing is certain, but I try to live my time with him happily. He is sweet and would make an amazing husband - but I don't know if he wants to try dating other people or not. It's only ever been me. He does want to see what it's like with other women...and that's something he will have to figure out for himself.
I can't guarantee that I will wait for him while he explores...if he decides to. Part of me knows that if he starts searching I will lose him to a woman that is more deserving of him than I. Seeing it happen would break a part of me that I'm not ready for :(
>>25458902
Spot on Anon!
I'm going to to screenshot your post and give it to my buddy. He is 30+ virgin and he really does not get it. You summed up well the things I want to say to him but without being too callous.
He is a 2/10. Overweight and unkempt. College degrees but won't work and lives with hoarder elderly and gross family members who are all extremely lazy. He won't shave his unibrow, wear deodorant, stop talking about Lolita porn, wear non-dbz button up shirts and going on about pipe-dream ideas he will never follow through on. He expects a 8/10 girl who takes care of herself but won't care about his looks and loves him for who he is on the 'inside'.
Meanwhile he has nothing to offer other than jumpin on the SJW bandwagon and acting like a fucking sperg. Since he is a 'nice guy' (his words), girls should want him.
>>25453238
You're not even ugly man, I assume you just need to make some lifestyle changes.
>get into a sport
Be it playing it or becoming a fan this is a great way to meet people who are above your current social status by giving you common ground for conversation
>Go to more concerts
Even if you don't like music it's extremely easy to talk to girls in this setting
>If you aren't a poorfag then take a class at the local community college and develop some friends their. Some of my best friends in college were older people coming back for a second try
Bottom line is to just go out and do shit you would never think of doing. You can meet all different kinds of girls and since you're not ugly you shouldn't have a problem if you diversify yourself.
I believe in you.
>>25446881
>falling for a copypasta
pathetic
>I was attractive in my late teens and early 20s buy my looks have worn off.
Holy shit this is my worst fear
I am an huge khv loser but I have good looks, its literally the only good thing about me
no i hope this whiteknight dies a painful death while in tears. i fucking hate betas. id much prefer you be an edgy, abusive cunt than some fucking cringey redditor. fuck off OP youre not getting any. go post your pro bernie memes back on reddit and defend thy fair maidens back on reddit
>>25451213
>Like, honestly my first reaction when robots start talking down about themselves is to go "no! it's not like that! I'll prove it to you! Get your sunday best on, we're going somewhere fun."
I would think like that but then I remember you all live so far away from my place.
But if some swissbot is around, it may be possible.
>>25453238
you look like my buddy who just had a kid at 21. Just start running or do cardio and you will get ass.
>>25460045
just moved from bern, wish i could get citizenship
>>25460573
fuck i miss the country every day and I was only there six months. Atleast I got a K-31 back in the states now to remember it.
>>25460573
>>25460592
and technically it wasnt bern, it was frauenkappelen
>>25460592
>>25460573
>>25460624
Yeah, I would miss the country too if I had to leave. And Bern isn't far from my place btw.
But why did you came here? For some Erasmus stuff?
>kissed a girl
Fucking Chad just has to have the whole world.
Fuck this fag
Normies obsess over women too much, goddamn. If I didn't have to worry about money and work my life would be perfect. Women are tertiary to my happiness.
42 year old kissless virgin here
I work wageslave job and make 990 bongdollars per month. I can't afford an apartment so I rent out a room in a guys house. He is 57 and the other people renting rooms here are all below the age of 22.
The way our mothers treat us like kids is probably the worst part of it all.
I lie to my mother. She is very sickly and old and can't travel so I tell her I live in another part of the country renting an apartment. I actually live about 30 minutes from her house working the same job I had when I was 22. I don't have any savings because I have a crippling addiction (a really stupid one, I am addicted to unwrapping boxes of chocolate from christmas themed wrapping paper) which I spend about 200 bongdollars a month on (I wrap up lots of chocolate, then unwrap it on the weekend and pretend it is christmas. I eat about 1/5th of it and give the rest to food banks.
Whenever I visit my mother she acts really proud of me (she thinks I am a ladykiller) and buys me 'candy condoms' which are just condoms stuffed with marshmallow because she thinks I will appreciate them. Usuually I suck the marshmallow out myself.
>>25462813
>I am addicted to unwrapping boxes of chocolate from christmas themed wrapping paper) which I spend about 200 bongdollars a month on (I wrap up lots of chocolate, then unwrap it on the weekend and pretend it is christmas. I eat about 1/5th of it and give the rest to food banks.
i don't even
what
