Whats the strangest / most depraved thing you've ever masturbated to?
>>25446221
softcore vanilla porn on HBO
Minecraft let's plays
>>25446272
what the fuckin shit dude
consensual sex in the missionary position for tthe sole purpose of procreation.
>>25446221
Bargain Hunt
Shit you not. It's not because it was arousing or anything. I was just really bored one day when I was like 15-16 so I decided to try and fap to a random daytime TV show. I actually succeeded and came.
>>25446221
Werewolf transformations. Especially if they're in agony and trying to fight the change.
>>25446221
is pic related an example
Hmm, definitely funnel chair.
Myself. It was kind of weird, but I had to do it at least once in my lifetime.
>>25446221
That one picture of a bowl of fruit. I swear its a pretty famous picture and even gets teased on normie television shows for being alluring. Anyone know what I'm talking about?
A fat kid having a seizure on the floor
>>25446221
Queen snake, the ones where they staple their labia shut.
I fantasies about having sex with my relatives.
>>25446952
>tfw born with feminine hips and a round ass
being an amateur trap is fun as fuck. self-cest all day 'erryday
>>25446272
DELETE THIS
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Toddlers sucking dick
I don't know if this is the most depraved, but this fap definitely made me think about my place in life.
http://www.xvideos.com/video5237940/babe_colored_in_red_fucked_by_tranny
>>25446841
you can make it an example
Give me 15 minutes to eat, and if this thread is still up I'll tell you a story about how I cross dressed on Omegle, was connected to two 14 year old boys with their dicks out, and tricked one into sucking the other's dick while I pretended to finger myself and play with my tits.
I had a vibrator in my ass at the time and it was the first time I came hands free.
Anyway yeah, I'll give lots of details in 15 minutes if the thread is up and people want to know more.
>>25447036
pics pls
I was at a house party at my friends a few years ago, and his sister had her friends in her room we're all about 19, and they are 13-14. We let them have some alcohol. We're all drunk and one slut princess wannabe kid starts taking the piss out of one of the less fortunate looking of my friends. I start arguing with her and berate her in front of her friends. Everything settles down and we all retreat to separate groups again. I ended up staying the night and crashing the sofa. At around 6am I woke up to this girl straddling me, and despite half my body saying no I started to make out with her. Began fingering her with the mind to go down on her and then fuck her, but then I hear movement in the next room and pussy out. Biggest regret of my life, to date.
I still masturbate over the time I almost fucked this girl.
>>25447471
that shit is so going in the wank bank brobot!
>>25446550
I did this on days off school
always had to go to a shopping channel though
>>25447578
Pretty sure I remember you but please tell it again.
>>25447578
I don't think I really need any more detail than that.
A woman sucking off a horse. Man letting his dog fuck him.
Never again. I dont have attraction to that type of shit anymore.meanwhile shemale shit will still cause me to get somewhat aroused, which isnt too bad because im a straight woman
>>25446221
Satanic infanticide.
(They think I'm making a joke, ehehehehe....)
>>25447675
what is with grils being in to the traps? im not bagging it but it seems to be theres more sexuality in the non-CIS men... im really trying to figure that out.
>>25447886
not the person you're replying to but for me it was just sort of a transition between likingg feminine/submissive guys, to liking guys in women's clothes, to liking traps etc
>>25447886
>>25447948
I only think it's hot when it's a shemale with the illusion of a feminine shape (actual shops of girls with dicks is repulsive to me and unnatural) getting screwed by a dominate guy. I don't have the desire to or want to fuck a shemale. And I prefer dominate masculine males
bestiality, I'm not quite sure why. Maybe because women would rather fuck a dog than me, it gives me some kind of.. something. Makes me feel less than human but I get the sexual thrill out of it. It's strange. I quit watching it.
nice try fbi guys, I wont fall for this meme again. I've been clean since 1996 fuck off
>>25447648
Haven't posted about this on here before, kinda funny if something similar happened to somebody else though.
>>25447656
The way everything played out was very hot to me. Anyway, use the story as a gauge for how degenerate you are. With me being the maximum.
Will start writing now.
I used to need material to get off, but since I started using objects as toys it's way more fun to visualize it
>>25447706
I have other fantasies that are *weirder* though.
Like the souls of little girls being uploaded into computers and reformed into sentient programs with alien thought patterns, or their brains being used as meat-computers as they twitch and speak in tongues while immersed in fluid tanks.
I often fantasize about girls being slaves in hell and being forced to do degrading and very strange but actually necessary work to keep hell running.
>>25446221
I went into a farm late at night, I spread a mare's hosepussy and masturbated to it.
Came inside too.
>>25448250
I know you! you posted on /trash/ for advice. Or just as an update or something.
Glad you didn't get shot.
>>25448312
That happened little over a year ago. Can't be me.
This was a year ago now, I was on crossdressing on Omegle. I crossdress a lot, but had never gone on Omegle and shown myself off until that one night when I was really hot and bothered.
I was in bed, with the laptop webcam pointed at my torso. My hips and butt are pretty feminine, so with my dick between my legs I could pass easily. I have breast forms that blend really well with my skin, and look natural as fuck in shitty webcam quality and dim lighting. I wasn't showing any face but had lipstick on just in case. Before starting I put a small vibrator in my ass, it feels good and I used it a lot but I had never cum hands free and always needed to stroke myself too.
Anyway so I was basically just pretending to finger myself under my panties. And was using camera tricks to do stuff like role around, spread my legs, and convulse without exposing dick. Half the guys called my bluff though, and wanted me to show pussy. It was kinda fun for the occasional guy who bought the ruse. And some guys would even be like, "Mmmm, even better."
Then I got connected to these two little boys, about 14 on a couch with a pillow between them. Wearing clothes but with their pants down and their dicks out, hard as rocks. Their faces went wild when they saw that "I was a girl" and one started stroking his cock harder while the other reached for the keyboard.
>omfg so hot
>thanks
>show tits pls
>ill show you a little and you tell me if you like it
>ok
I flashed the camera my chest quickly, I had a bra on.
>omggg so sexy
>ill show you a lot more if you do what i tell you
>ok yes pls what
Cont.
>>25448634
Easy, you traveled time to bed some fine equine.
>>25448650
>Cont
nah.
>>25448650
any pics of yourself? want to see
>>25448650
Disgusted, please cont
robo insurance
>>25448725
>>25448761
>>25448650
Don't bother, I saw this same post so many times, its a copy pasta.
>>25448694
>mfw I have time travel powers but I forget about them everytime I use them
>>25448866
Just like that time youwent back to deal drugs with m00t.
>>25448893
you are a shitposter here and on x
>>25448893
W-what did you say?
>>25448893
>>25448922
This is getting Spoopy. How do you know!?
fucking imaqtpie's stream... that man has something that drives me mad
>>25448935
Also, why fuck horses when you have that cute husky to cuddle. She wouldn't like you two timing her like that. For shame.
>>25449004
She's very progressive.
>>25446272
I used Cinemax once.It used to be my main source of porn.
>>25449031
Nah she just fancies you. Dogs can actually sense when people have tinnitus. Something to do with the pitch of their ears.
>>25449089
What are you going to tell me next? That I look like Kylo Ren and I want to be a military helo pilot?
>>25449320
I was gonna ask why you though I shitpost /x/.
That's insulting, the bastards rejected me and called me an edge. All they do is fucking roleplay, they never want to hear about anything interesting.
>>25448650
I told him that I was so fucking horny, and that if they did what I told them and helped me cum I'd do whatever they want.
First I told them both to remove their clothes so I could see their hot bodies. Then I got them to move the camera closer until they had to get rid of the pillow and sit with their thighs touching to be in the frame. They were reluctant to at first, but easily convinced when I told them how horny they were making me.
Next I told them I'd take my shirt off if they made out on camera. Again, reluctant. But I guess puberty was driving them crazy and they caved easier than you'd expect. The one who was jacking off the whole time the other kid was typing got way more into it, started rubbing himself while they were kissing. After a little while the other kid pushed him off and asked if that was good. I said it was perfect and slowly removed my shirt so that I was just wearing a bra.
>ommgggg ur so sexy take off the bikini
>thanks, ill take off the bra if you keep doing what i say
>yess what next
>have your friend give you a blowjob
>wtfff thats gay
>don't you want to see my tits?
>ya
>if you do that for me, i'd be so horny that i'd do anything you told me. i want you to watch me as he sucks you and pretend it's me.
There was a pause as they looked at eachother and said things.
>ok how do we do it
Cont.
>>25448761
I would but I aren't really fit to crossdress right now, I'd need to shave my everything and I don't keep old pictures of myself. I also kind of have dreams of masquerading as a female camwhore on 4chan, and exposing myself as a trap would ruin that. I'm nothing special though, I fooled these boys because they're dumb and horny.
>>25449389
>>25448913
That guy wasn't me.
>>25449408
I told him to spread his legs and have his friend get on his knees and give him a blowjob. Reluctantly they did, and then the kid on his knees started moving his head back and forth for like five seconds. They said they were done, but I called their fake and said I wouldn't do anything unless he showed me that he came in his friends mouth. Next time I know they started doing it for real, because the kid getting his dick suck face lit up in the most pure surprise and shock the moment he had a pair of lips wrap around his dick. This kept going as he kept wincing, throwing his head back, and grabbing his friends head. His leg was doing this absolutely sexy thing where it kept curling up uncontrollably. The bottom boy's arms were going wild so I could tell he was jacking himself off. Suddenly my dick started going crazy and my whole body fired up. I started shaking and cumming hard. It was my first prostate orgasm and it was powerful as fuck. I did my best and played it off as me cumming while fingering myself. I was twitching for about 20 minutes after that.
>>25449451
They took about 5 minutes all in all though, and then the boy cumming. After he came he looked exhausted, his dick was limp. I asked him to have his friend show me the cum, and his friend got close to the camera and opened his mouth. Filled with semen. I told him to swallow it all for me and then sit back down. He did, and the poor kid's dick was rock solid. He couldn't keep his hands off of his dick or the guy he just blew. He's probably so sexually confused right now.
Next I said that I was going to take off the rest of my clothes, and I wanted the kid to cum while I do it. The kid started going furious on his dick as I undid my bra. As I started playing with my tits/forms he started rubbing up against his friend. I typed in chat again to help him jerk off and he did, he grabbed his friends cock and started stroking it. They rubbed eachother and shook as I played with my tits and teased removing my panties. That was when the kid came buckets, like some must have shot past the laptop.
Just as he came, both of their eyes wide starting at me, I pulled out my cock (which is 7.4") that was soaked with cum. Their eyes were already dinner plates, and they looked like they became twice as big a few seconds later when the video feed caught up. I hung up after lingering on that shot of me running a finger up and down my hard cock for a few seconds.
Gotta wonder how much I fucked them both up after that.
>>25449414
Sorry it gets difficult to tell so many apart at once sometimes,
I won't bother you anymore.
>>25449500
How the hell are you checking my older posts, via IP? Are you a mod?
>>25449538
>via IP?
>Are you a mod?
I'm just a guy that wants to die.
2 guys fucking 2 huskies. It was pretty hot
>>25449571
>I'm just a guy that wants to die.
Yeah, welcome to the club. You're in the right place buddy.
The answers you gave were too intentional to be random luck, and I doubt you are recognizing me merely by my memes. What's going on here?
>>25449616
>You're in the right place buddy.
No. No i'm not. I've tried many times to seek assistance, not help or pity, but assistance with ending my life in areas where I lack the faculty and expertise.
And I've been an object of derision. Condescending afterthoughts on those i'd mistakenly trusted. To stab me in the back and direct me to a suicide hotline.
No. I'm in a strange place, peppered with pretenders in the places you'd think them absent. There isn't anything going on here.
Just a dialog between old acquaintances.
>>25449725
Goddamn it. its like finishing on your stomach with nothing to clean it up. I hate accidentally posting like that. It's such an eyesore.
>>25448650
>>25449408
>>25449451
>>25449469
Fuck, that's hot. If I hadn't already whacked off several times today I probably would be.
>>25449725
>>25449746
Wicked cool autism, bro.
>>25449761
I like to imagine I fucked at least one of those kids for life. One seemed already a little bi curious based on how much he got into it, he's probably ended up either the biggest tranny chaser or full of faggot.
>>25449799
You probably did. Doesn't take much at that age to develop a lifelong fetish.My first experience was with an older girl who asked me to call her onee-san, and I turned into a huge siscon because of it.
I just about hired a shemale escort to fuck me in the ass. I climaxed then realized I would regret it so much.
But I still want to do it... SOMEONE PLEASE CONVINCE ME NOT TO!
>>25449725
What's your story Anon?
>>25449778
I am not this guy either
>>25449849
Google pink sock and ask yourself if you want to risk it.
>>25446221
Either a veterinary video of a horse being castrated or that clip of the autistic girl covering herself with peanut butter. You cheeky cunts know the one I mean
>>25449876
I'm seen it once or twice. Is it an STD or just some event?
I've always jerked it to shemale videos and now I'm out on my own staying in a hotel in a large city so it's actually possible.
I don't even like having this fetish. It's such a turn on yet I can never actually do it. But I think I'm even more afraid that I'd do it, love it, and from then on live in pursuit of escorts.
>>25449855
It isn't one worth telling, especially not here.
I'm not sure if i've been indoctrinated to be a contrarian in every facet, but I wouldn't be crazy to assume so.
Its to the point where I try not to position myself in attackable arguments, being so I figure I should die quietly and precisely. Not making timestamped attention whore'd posts about planning to jump of a cliff with exact times and addresses.
I've been shooting for results, and trying my damnedest for a while to make progress inconspicuously.
But there's a pattern in how I go about it that's been sabotaging me, and I haven't figured it out yet.
That's the story I can tell.
>>25446550
Don't lie. You just wanted to show him a real bobby dazzler
I jerked off to my mom with her boyfriend sometimes as a teenager. Plus my sister with hergirlfriendthe one time I was able to spy on them.
>>25450009
Sounds very familiar Anon, even the way you try to construct your words. Wish I could give some advice, but even though I am no stranger to being an observer, I am yet to find answers to my nature.
>>25449987
It's when a dude gets fucked in the butt and the dick rips his butthole out.
Basically a prolapse. Looks like a big wet pink sock hanging from your cheeks.
You need to slowly push it back in.
It's not uncommon.
>>25446221
Playboy Centerfold
>>25449469
> 'tricked' into sucking dick
It happens all the time.
>>25448650
>>25449408
>>25449451
>>25449469
I'm so confused, what the fuck.
Jesus Christ.
>>25447611
Oh man, that one would get me too.
Speaking of house party stories, here's mine:
I went to a house party when I was 21 or so. It was with an Asian friend, and I was pretty much the only white guy in the building. It was thrown by a girl whose parents were out of town, and there were maybe 200 people there.
That girl's little sister was also at the party. She was about 13 or 14. I don't know exactly how it happened, but she found her way into the booze.
We were on the pool deck, and next thing we know, this 13 year old Asian girl comes out, drunk off her ass, strips butt naked in front of everybody, and jumps in.
I was always into slightly older women before that. But there, right in front of me, lit by the lights inside the pool, was this absolute body of a goddess. 4'6" or so, tiny waist, decent hips with perfect thighs and a round ass, no body hair at all, and this absolutely perfect pair of B-cups that looked like she was in zero gravity, with little pink nipples sitting on top of them.
It's not like I'm not still attracted to women my age or anything, but man, I still fap to that 13 year old all these years later.
