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Does anyone else always think that most other people are their age? I'm 41 and I think this when I browse. even though it obviously isnt true, most of you are half my age or younger.
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I do this too, always have.
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I think my age group is one of the most common on the internet sites I visit but I'm probably wrong.
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Im fucking tired of seeing people born in 1992,go away.
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As am 18-22 year old I think this but am also correct most of the time
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>>25445243

95 here.
3-4 years ago saying that would get me banned.
Except I've been cruisin since I 2008 when I got linked from newgrounds to /b/ as a "shock site."
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>>25445034
I don't think that. I'm 37.
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>>25445286
I'm 28 and it's pretty clear to me that people here are mostly 18-23 due to all the talk about uni
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>>25445312

Fucking kill yourself noob. If you were born 1990 and beyond, you're pure cancer.
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I think everyone is a down syndrome raccoon midget looking ass fucks
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>>25445451
Mystery.jpg has no kids that we know of
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>>25445406

>still saying noob
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I'm 19 and have been shitposting since I was 11.

I don't like seeing 30+ year olds here. I don't even like 25+ year olds. You're too thin skinned and haughty, grownfags belong on reddit. 4chan used to be good until you old farts saw an "epic meeem" on your facebook feed or on reddit.


I swear, everyone on 4chan is a pretentious poof that takes themselves way too seriously. Stupid shit like "u mad" (old one) "0/10" "b8" "troll" "tips fedora" "edgy" completely ruined this place.

You people treat 4chan like it's reddit or facebook and you get good boy points for saying moral things or by pretending you're chill and cool and nonchalant all the time like everything is a big joke and you're such a laid back guy but then when someone says something you don't like or it offends you suddenly it's "whoa bro NOT cool" or "EDGY dude"

like this (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BMUl6w1efXI) I don't like this shit or think it's funny its just an immediate example
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>>25445034
>41

AHAHAHAHA!!

How are you still on 4chan you goddamn geezer?

GET A LIFE!
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>>25445034
Im 19 you fossil.
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>>25445406
>implying 4chans userbase nowadays isn't 13 year old reddits who stumbled upon this website through dank memes and now think theyre "le anomalous x-D"

4chan died two years ago
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>>25445312
Kek, I found this hellhole through newgrounds too.
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>born in 1997
Ive been browsing since 2009, right after the Scientology protests where happening.

My wojack (I remember when his name was berndt, or just that feel) folder is pretty impressive.
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>>25445599
you are the biggest faggot i have ever met on this website and i've been here since 2005
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>>25445713
Cool I've been here since 1955 and you can suck my dick faggot.

you're just another example of a stupid grownfag normie who thinks he can bluff on 4chan thinking people like me can't see through it.
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"18" and I always assume people here are approx. 25. I was suprised when that strawpoll revealed that 80% of users are under 22, with a further half of those being below 18
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I understand what you're saiyng OP, but I rather think you don't think people are your age, but you act as if all anon people are not only of the same maturity but also sort of share your life - nevermind that you have people from America, Hungary and Spain talk with each other as if they were neighbors.

What I also find curious is that threw porn etc., we are all regularly "consuming" the same genotypes of women, even if they are nowhere to be found irl around me.
E.g. a strong example would be English men and women - you just know their heritage, but it's not like there are any of those around me.
Or I can't remember when I saw a black person irl, for example.
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>>25445599
you keep crying reddit but ironically you are exactly the reddit trash that has ruined this website together with tumblr

an hero
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All I want to know is at what age do pornstars start feeling younger than you? I'm 22 and it still seems like most of the girls are older than me (even when they're 18).
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>>25445774
I'm not from reddit retard, I could never understand reddit's retarded fucking layout. "an hero" lol xDDD what the fuck is this 2005? You think using burnt out forgotten memes you saw on ED or KYM makes you look like an "oldfag" suck my fucking dick grandpa.
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>>25445758
this isn't now and never was a website for retards like you to come to so you could shitpost and shout nigger without getting banned and its ruined now because the majority of the userbase thinks it is
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>>25445758
Stop it's embarrassing
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>>25445760
The internet is the domain of the young. Anonymity is a great way to be an edgy teen too. I mean look at /pol/. It's the definition of edgy kids trying to be the counter culture to the liberalism of people in their 20's.
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>>25445406
Toplel, the younger crowd isn't the real cancer here and you know it.
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>>25445599
Not a cringe thread, bro
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>>25445830
you're trying way too fucking hard, just stop it. once you grow up you'll see how this could go straight into a fucking cringe comp
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>>25445636

>actually thinking you aren't at least just as much of a loser as the 40+ guy

If you're under 25, post here regularly, and genuinely feel you identify with the userbase here, you are a fucking loser.
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>>25445599
>>25445830

This is immediate suicide tier posting

Please don't come here any more. You're absolutely fucking pathetic and nobody wants you to be here
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No, I always think that people are older, bigger and less pathetic than me.
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Yeah, I used to do this a lot up until I hit around 26 years old and started to not find a lot of the shit around here funny anymore and realized that if I was 13 my sides would be in orbit.
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>>25445599

actually kill yourself for real, no memes
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>>25445034
Opposite, since I started browsing 4chan young I was use to having people be older than me

Now that I'm 19 I'd say I'm the average age of the r9k user at least [/spoiler]or a bit older maybe[/spoiler]
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>>25445636

It's way more loser to post here when you're still young and should be out doing things. I already have a fiancee and a career and my life is a lot more boring than it used to be, but I've settled into it. You have no excuse.
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I'm 31. I figure most posters are in the range of 13 - 20. The older posters seem to be confined to /vr/. /g/ used to be a lot older, but now it's full of nVidia vs. AMD bait and /pol/ edgelords whining about the feminist boogeyman taking over the tech industry.

/tg/ also had some of the oldest posters for a while, until all the roleplaying generals took over. Now it's oversatured with shit like "Pokemon Quest" and "Kawaii Anime Girl Adventures #1,248,234."
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>>25445832
This never was an alternative reddit where you could come and chat about bullshit while overusing "nu-memes" and buzzwords that last a month or two until it's forgotten and you move onto something else after you reddit fucking normie trendhopper scum drive them into the ground.

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>>25446183
petty insults like this don't mean shit. They don't hurt my feelings, they don't make me insecure. Why? You're reddit scum and I know this because you're trying to shame me. Guess what? This isn't reddit. or facebook or anywhere else and your arrogant shaming tactics won't work because I'm anonymous- we don't even have ID's, I don't have a reputation or anything I need to protect- I don't even need to reply to your posts I can just ignore them.

THIS is how I know you're the shitheads who fucked up this site. You think scoffing at me and saying rude condescending things to me trying to shame me like I'm an idiot and you're God trying to embarass me would hurt me but it doesn't and it won't because I'm Anonymous. I could be any of the other 24 people in this thread, I could samefag, I could change the way I type, I could even just ignore you.

This isn't reddit, or real life. You shitposting an insult in response to me doesn't affect me at all because I may as well not exist and neither do you.
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>>25446210
Goddamnit I fucked that up
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>>25446247
5/7 decent troll almost good as the dark knight rises

on the slight off-chance that you are not just pretending to be absolutely retarded, heed my previous advice of becoming an hero.
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I'm 20 and I think most people here are like 16.
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>>25446210
>not knowing how spoilers work
stick to lurking you fucking newfag
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>>25446275
Dude that's so funny. You gave my post a rating! And you referenced a meme movie from /tv/! And then you broke your pseudo-nonchalant wannabe cool e-persona and just told me to go kill myself (using an ancient meme you found on KYM so funn xDDD)

You're a fucking idiot dude, and your meme insults don't offend me, but you'll keep it up anyways and try to turn it into a back-and-forth insult war like on facebook until you get the last word like a fucking child.
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>>25446282
I'm 26 but feel exactly the same
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>Decided to try out and join a r9k skype group
>Seems to be going okay so far
>Everyone is saying their age
>Everyone there is 14-16 with the youngest being 13
>I was the oldest one there and I'm 19
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>>25446247
>everyone else is wrong
>I am the real king of 4chan
This is how you sound
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I'm 23 but haven't matured past 16.
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>>25446373

i'll pay you $20 to interview you on my podcast
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>>25446419
I don't even care faggot. Lampooning my post with greentext strawmanning trying to make me sound like an idiot putting words in my mouth is basic reddit/facebook normie shaming tactics and you can fuck off.

>>25446437
show me the money normie.
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You can tell the majority of /r9k/ is under 21 because of their high levels of atheism.

Most kids still haven't grown out of their edgy hate for mommy and daddy which manifests itself in atheism.
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>>25446477
>Lampooning my post
That's what you did here to some anon >>25446373 and in most of your other posts, pretty hypocritical, why are you trying to shame other posters? Are you a reddit normie too?
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I actually assume everybody posting here is 16-20.

I'm 22.
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>>25446477

[email protected]
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>>25446521

my totally original picture-based response to you and youalone
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>>25446653
Here please enjoy this image of how I picture you
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>>25446521
you can tell a grownfag newfag from reddit because he think's posting demotivationals in 2016 is a good idea, also clinging to invisible sky daddy because you know you're getting old and you're to weak to properly handle existentialism

>>25446572
Is there some rule that says I'm not allowed to lampoon people? Suck my dick normie faggot.
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I remember when I was the underage fag. Now I'm 23 and there are people 4-5 years younger than me here. Doesn't bother me but it feels strange.
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>>25446575
I feel like there's a lot of people 16-18 who lurk because their lives haven't gone to shit yet but most people who post are 19-23
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>>25446689
I tried my best but I couldn't resist screencapping all your comments. I'm just too positive that this will be useful in the future, especially for when I'm feeling down and need a quick laugh and confidence boost.
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>>25446739
Cool maybe you can go post them on bb.com or r/4chan and laugh with all the other normies fucking unfunny faggot.
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>>25446416
it's not gonna get better
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>>25446689
Go fuck yourself you little whiny virgin bitch
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>>25446789
>bb.com or r/4chan
never been to either one, sounds like you're the one hanging out at normie boards 'to ironically make fun of them'
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>>25445406
>If you were born 1990 and beyond, you're pure cancer.
that age group has been around since 2006, so yea you're right, but fuck you, we're the reason you are here
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>>25445034
Usually little lower than my actual age, but its a manlet thing
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>>25446798
LOL. You think that hurts my feelings faggot? It doesn't, but I can tell you're pretty fucking sore. How about you go try and think about your life without falling back on imaginary fantasies of Heaven?

>>25446821
Don't pretend that you can read me faggot. Just because I know my way on the internet doesn't mean I hang out at every place on the internet.
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>>25445771
I agree with just about everything you said. I'm an oldfag as well, 28, but I definitely am more in touch with the younger generation than my peers. I'm sure it's because of 4chan and other sites I frequent. Most people here are probably 15 to 20, the stuff we talk about is totally foreign to my friends of my age.

Laugh if you want but I also think it's awesome that I can share good times with anons from all over the globe. Doesn't matter what country you're from we all have more in common with each other than with our neighbors. It's also really interesting to hear about different cultures and it gives you a unique perspective to know that something your culture holds as absolute truth is viewed negatively by another culture. Gives you pause to realize most people just follow trends of those around them and it's OK to think and act different if you want to. Your culture is just one way to live, and they're not right on every issue.
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>>25446905
>imaginary fantasies of Heaven?
I didn't mention Heaven or God, you seem obsessed about that. I just said you were a little whiny virgin bitch, maybe that hurt you somehow and now you're just rambling.
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>>25446689
Essentially, Atheists are just faggots who displace their rage at their church-going parents onto God. This is really not surprising. After all, how can an atheist believe in a loving God when they hate themselves? What they persistently fail to realize is that hating God means you believe in him, meaning you are, in fact, not an atheist at all, but instead a whiny faggot.

More likely than not, these are the people you will see in everywhere who cry and scream on the Internet with either THE FUCKING FURY or Exclamation points, so you have to have the pleasure of reading it all over again.

An example of such stupidity:

>God is a myth made up by sheep trying to control more sheep.

>It doesn't matter that I'm 13. I'm still smarter than you.

>I haven't told my parents yet, because I'm still 27 and don't want to move out for being a genius.
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>>25447030
ATHEISTS BTFO. the enemies of the west are heretics and non believers, deus vult!
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>>25447030
It's funny on 4chan I've never seen an unsolicited atheist post, only posts from religious fags complaining about atheists talking too much because it offends them. If it helps you to feel persecuted, I guess keep on pretending anyone gives a fuck about you, but let's be honest, no one cares. You're just complaining to 4chan about imaginary attacks so you can get attention. I think that says all we need to know about what type of person you are.
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I'm 19, so most people on 4chan really are around my age, but they are all newfags so I can still look down on them.
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>>25447030
>implying I don't realize this
>implying I give a shit about "western civilization" when I'm a friendless depressed loser rejected by civilization
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>>25447146
>I've never seen an unsolicited atheist post
Scroll up >>25446905 this guy does it a few times on this thread. Or you can just keep on believing what you want to believe.
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>>25447029
>you're a little whiny virgin bitch
and you're a stupid normie faggot and you can suck my dick. Like I told you, calling me rude names on the internet doesn't bother me.

>>25447030
>Essentially, Atheists are just faggots who displace their rage at their church-going parents onto God.
Any evidence to support that? My parents didn't go to church or take me to church you WASP faggot.

>This is really not surprising. After all, how can an atheist believe in a loving God when they hate themselves?
How can a loving god exist when theodicy is illogical bullshit?

>What they persistently fail to realize is that hating God means you believe in him, meaning you are, in fact, not an atheist at all, but instead a whiny faggot.
I don't hate God, how can I hate something that doesn't exist? I hate faggots like you because you think you're better than me when you delude yourself with fairytales just to sleep at night.

>More likely than not, these are the people you will see in everywhere who cry and scream on the Internet with either THE FUCKING FURY or Exclamation points, so you have to have the pleasure of reading it all over again.
I'm not screaming of unleashing da fockin fyory either. You're wrong, God isn't real and you're stupid for thinking other wise. Deal with it.

>>25447133
Shut up you stupid fucking normie. If you're religious you're a normie. If you care about society or politics you're a normie. if you're right winged you're a normie. if you're left winged you're a normie. if you're anything but a libertarian/anarchist you're a fucking normie and your shitty fairy tale god won't save you from the jews.
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i'm 24 and usually think everyone is my age IRL. most people at my job are in their 30s, and i thought they looked like they were in their 20s. i consider myself "mature for my age" and do get along best with people 30+. saying that makes me feel full of myself, but i do find people my age intolerable, and usually older people tell me i act older.
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>>25447247
I made that post in response to that "lol atheists dude!!" demotivational. Why would a religious person browse 4chan in the first place? Is it because you're not actually religious and you just need a teddybear replacement to help you sleep at night?
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>>25445034
41?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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>>25447318
Do you not plan on living that long? Are you planning on becoming a normie and not visiting sites like 4chan when you get older?
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>>25446247

>I got banned from reddit - the post

I've read some terrible shit here in the last ten years and this is easily top 10 worst posts and posters of all time tier
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>>25447189

Since everybody hates you and nobody will touch you because they all think you're revolting and your life is miserable and you have a giant chip on your shoulder, the only possible conclusion is that there is no God. Because if there was a God, He'd give you everything you ever wanted because you think you're a pretty cool guy and your mom said so too, yet you're also a megalomaniac who fantasizes about how you'd get your revenge on the world if you were God, which videogames, fictional works, and school shootings allow you to act out.

Most beautiful people believe in God, especially beautiful women. Beautiful people have been blessed with good looks and their life is better than most. For them life is an easy effortless fun time, with little struggle, relatively speaking. Although the death of a loved one may cause them to doubt their faith, since that person is no longer around to love them, because again, atheism is caused by lack of love.

This is also why atheists tend to believe love is a mental illness, like religion, which is basically love of God. Atheists often feel love and religion are the very same mental disorder (while believers often say God is Love). Since nobody loves them, everyone around them must be crazy. Since their life is miserable, there must be no God, but since they think very highly of themselves and see no reason why everybody hates them, they must be right and everybody else (who doesn't love them) must be wrong. And even if by some slim chance someone does love them one day, it won't make up for all the time nobody loved them, the hurt and pain won't simply be forgotten. Emotional pain leads to atheism. They turn their bitterness and nobody loving them for so long into personal exceptionalism. Atheists might bring up science or lack of evidence, and yet gloss over the lack of evidence that anybody ever really loved them.
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I just became a wizard. I figure that most people her are -25 and have no clue what it is to be truly neet.
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>>25447374
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>Since everybody hates you and nobody will touch you because they all think you're revolting and your life is miserable and you have a giant chip on your shoulder, the only possible conclusion is that there is no God. Because if there was a God, He'd give you everything you ever wanted because you think you're a pretty cool guy and your mom said so too, yet you're also a megalomaniac who fantasizes about how you'd get your revenge on the world if you were God, which videogames, fictional works, and school shootings allow you to act out.
Nope. I realized there was no God once I developed critical thinking skills, like when I was 7. Nice try normie.

>Most beautiful people believe in God, especially beautiful women. Beautiful people have been blessed with good looks and their life is better than most. For them life is an easy effortless fun time, with little struggle, relatively speaking. Although the death of a loved one may cause them to doubt their faith, since that person is no longer around to love them, because again, atheism is caused by lack of love.
That's called the Just World Fallacy and your post is riddled with it. Sorry faggot you're wrong again.

>This is also why atheists tend to believe love is a mental illness, like religion, which is basically love of God. Atheists often feel love and religion are the very same mental disorder (while believers often say God is Love). Since nobody loves them, everyone around them must be crazy. Since their life is miserable, there must be no God, but since they think etc etc post too long

While you ave absolutely nothing to back up your anecdotal sweeping generalizations, I'll take the bait and just say that Love isn't real either, and is just the work of bonding chemicals. You sure are one deluded fucking retard normie. You belong on Facebook where people are stupid enough to buy into your bullshit.
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>>25446247
>>25446373
I've been here for about the same amount of time as you, if not longer (12 -> 21) and I can safely say these are the most cringe-worthy posts I've seen on this website
If you are trolling then this is very good work and you should be proud, but if it isn't and unfortunately I don't think it is, you really need to take a good long look at yourself
You're making out that you're completely carefree and anonymuss yet you want everyone to know how you're the almighty Lord of 4chan and everyone else is using this website wrong, it's just sad
I don't know where you think you are but it's painfully obvious you're one of those guys who gets upset that 'muh secret club' is getting larger and larger, so much so that you want to act all edgy and angsty to pretend you're the last dangerous lone-wolf on the shitstain of the internet
Please, just go outside and get some fresh air for a bit, you're too fried in the head and you're starting to embarrass yourself
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>>25447568

>constantly mentions reddit and facebook.

>tries to pretend he isnt a newfag piece of shit from reddit.

You're a normie try hard and nobody wants you here. Stop posting and go back to up voting or whatever it is you reddit filth do
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>>25446905
>>25446789
>>25446689
>>25446477
>>25446373
>>25446247
>>25445832
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>>25445599
Let us pray for this poor lost anon so he may one day find God and peace.
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>>25447256
my religion has been slaying jews since the crusades stormfag.
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>>25445034
I assume everyone on the internet is a male in their mid 20's. I'm 19
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>>25447708
No you haven't. You're just a normie. And if you're gonna shame me for any of the things in your post you're a double normie. I don't care what normies like you think so go fuck yourself.

>>25447710
I'm not from reddit faggot. And if you think using my own insults against me is funny or clever, it's not.

>>25447712
lawby jebus led us bray for de poor souls ;-D

>>25447715
Your religion is dead and is about as relevant as the spices you use in your cooking and the way you build your houses.
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>>25447712
Amen! Let us turn his away from his recklessness.
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I'm 28. I presume everyone here is about 5-10 years younger than me.
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>>25447790
>I'm not from reddit faggot.

100% confirmed for triggered reddit member

>And if you think using my own insults against me is funny or clever, it's not.

>being so reddit you have no concept of how much you project and lack any awareness of how much you reveal about what you are

Redditor scum BTFO!
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>>25447568
If atheism is true, then our minds are reducible to physics. Since physics is fundamentally deterministic, we have no free will. Ergo, I have no 'choice' whether to adopt atheism or not, and you're wasting your time by trying to convince me of anything.
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>>25447881
I already said I'm not from reddit and unless you can prove that I am you can stop posting now.

>>25447888
that's not how determinism and free will works pretentious retard.
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>>25447881
That makes sense. He is railing so hard against reddit when no one else in the thread even mentioned it, he seems to think everyone is on Reddit all the time plotting against him or something.
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>>25447790
Whenever religion is brought up on 4chan or forum anywhere, expect it to be flooded by hardcore neck-bearded atheists. They are world-renowned for shitting up religious discussion with posts that can usually be summed up as "ralijen sux" no matter how intelligent or rationalized the comment seems to the untrained eye. Atheists constantly whine about how religion is like a herd mentality meant to control the masses, yet demand blind compliance to their ideas.

Listening to angry atheist rants on /r9k/, one can detect a common sentiment or strain of thought running throughout. This sentiment goes something like this: "Atheists are inherently smarter than theists. All theists are ignorant and irrational because of the very fact that they are theists. Why bother engaging those stupid, dim sheeple in actual debate when they are so very, very ignorant?" This is why atheists perpetually come across as arrogant, whiny assholes.

In this delicious irony, Joe Atheist is even more full of shit than Jerry Falwell. Every wacko fundamentalist Christian at least admits their beliefs rest on faith. The atheist insists that he has serious logic on his side, yet refuses to even consider any position that they don't agree with.

They have also yet to rationalize the minor problem of the origin of the Universe issue in this anti-theologic worldview of cause-and-effect, but that's okay because the universe has just always existed LOL!!1. If you push them hard enough, you can even get them to deny causality.

It is also wise to remember that no atheist can understand lulz, as lulz, being a corruption of lol, means Love Our Lord. It is therefore impossible for a godless heathen to understand.
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>>25447924
Maybe you should stop posting about reddit all the time, no else here goes there either, unless you can prove it
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>>25447924
When you say that there is no God, I have to ask: what compelled you to that conclusion?
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>>25447942
God isn't real. Prove other wise or keep on rambling, I didn't even read past your first sentence and you're a deluded fool if you think you can waste your time writing all that bullshit out and expect me to read it,

>>25447971
I don't need to prove you suck dicks to call you a faggot do I?
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>>25448007
Sometimes my mom forgets to buy chicken tendies. How can there be a God if that can happen?
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>>25448007
The same reason that I came to the conclusion that there is no Santa Claus
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>>25447924
>I already said I'm not from reddit and unless you can prove that I am you can stop posting now.

You've proven it to us numerous times by continuing to bring it up when nobody else mentioned it. Have some dignity and go back there, you stupid cunt.

You are from reddit and you should stop posting here and leave. Fact
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>>25447790
>you can't have been on this website for longer than me, I'm the best and y-you're just a d-double normie!!!
This is just sad, please stop
In your own embarrassingly angsty words
"You shitposting an insult in response to me doesn't affect me at all because I may as well not exist and neither do you"
You're nothing on here, and by the sounds of it you're nothing off here either or else you wouldn't be so desperate for people to acknowledge you
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>>25448059
maybe no one irl likes him because hes just a miserable cunt and has no friends.

though in real life, hes probably a shy flower scared of his own dicksucking shadow
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>>25448043
HAHHAHA are you for real?

If our minds are unreliable then how do you draw that conclusion?

Where does mathematics get its consistency?

And if our minds are unreliable, then why should we accept unprovable contemporary physical theories?
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>>25447247
Stop complaining about your problem as though it's interesting or important. It's not. You have thinner skin than one of those old people you can see through.
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>>25448011
>the prove god is real meme
>didnt even read past the first sentence

maybe if you read it you would understand. clearly you're retarded
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>>25448106
>gets btfo
>"stop commenting"
pussy
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>>25446416
>>Everyone there is 14-16 with the youngest being 13

what the fuck

im posting with literal retards aka people under at least 17
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God is real. I can prove it. The proofs are in this image.
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>>25448049
I'm not from reddit. You can keep up the "I KNOW YOU ARE BUT WHAT AM I?" bullshit, I don't care. I'll be ignoring any future posts that say reddit from now on.

>>25448059
Nice straw manning and lampooning, doesn't bother me at all sorry faggot.

>>25448091
What are you, his dickrider? How about you two go get a room and frot while laughing like horses over how much you made fun of atheists on the internet.

>>25448095
What are you even talking about you fucking nutter? You sound like a scientologist, but that's not a far cry from regular Christianity in the first place.

>>25448127
Prove God is real, get to the point and stop beating around the bush.

>>25448152
wasnt me
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Lmfao this autismo kid is why I drop by /r9k/ every once in a blue moon

10/10 giggles had
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>>25448091
He comes across as one of those kids who thinks he's better than everyone around him and that he chooses not to like them because of his superiority, when really they all hate him because he's a pathetic edgy dickhead
Let's hope puberty stops his hormones soon, there's only so many cringe threads I can handle
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>>25448242
>>25448245
Facebook9000
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>>25448152
Different people you retard.

Original message.
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>>25448226
"Is there some rule that says I'm not allowed to lampoon people? Suck my dick normie faggot."
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>>25448334
Who are you quoting normie faggot?
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>>25448226
as stated here: >>25448180 the universe can't exist without a cause.
prove he isnt real, I can refute any of your points.
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>>25448226
>I'm not from reddit. You can keep up the "I KNOW YOU ARE BUT WHAT AM I?" bullshit, I don't care.

>claims he doesn't care that we've outed him for being a redditor cunt
>makes anger and insult filled posts

Oh no, you're not lashing out like a guilty coward who has been caught red handed at all!

Reddit scum BTFO!
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>>25448414
Religion is the default disposition of humanity, why the hell would I need to prove God exists.

You're the one with something to prove,
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>>25448414
How about no faggot? I don't need to prove that water is fucking wet. You prove water isn't wet not the other way around stupid fuck.
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>>25448414
burden of proof is on you religicuck
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>>25448226
this is not a normie board, get out
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>>25447146
This

This post is not original
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>>25448368
>>25446689
(You)

Now please, go back to reddit, when will you learn that trying to act this edgy is just embarrassing
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>>25448550
My filter automatically hides posts that say "reddit'

Sorry faggot, you're wasting your breath.
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>>25448582

>so triggered about getting caught for being a redditfilthposter that you try to pretend you've filtered posts

Kek. Why are you still here?
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>>25448456
>>25448473
>>25448497
>>25448510
>>25447146
samefag

dgvfsvg
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>>25448582
Ironic considering it was you who's been posting it the most
You're the single most hypocritical, cringeworthy person I've ever seen post, and at this point I really hope that you're a troll because I'm starting to feel sorry for you
Puberty's hard, I know, but soon you'll grow to realise how much of a fedora tipping dark knight you sound like
And if not, hopefully the depression swallows you up soon and you'll finally an hero, which by the sounds of it everyone online and offline is rooting for
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>>25447189

This is bullcrap. God helps those who help themselves. He has put COUNTLESS people in your path who want to help you and love you, and you've ignored them just as you ignore Him, because you've grown comfortable wallowing in sloth.
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>>25448653
cool

>>25448668
I don't care what you think about me normie. If you really didn't care so much you'd stop posting but you're just trolling an trying to get a reaction out of me, so you can suck my dick.
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>>25448794

God loves even you, anon.
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>>25448794
>I don't care what you think about me normie

>claims he doesn't care
>keeps responding
>gets really angry and constantly posts insults
>is still crying over being outed as a redditfaggot

100% mercilessly BTFO
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>>25445665
dumbest shit i read all my life senpai
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>>25448582
How'd you see that post then, idiot?
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>>25448819

What are you getting out of harassing this kid?
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>>25448844

>is now trying to act as if he is a 3rd party observer

Is this like having two reddit accounts? Is this some sort of up voting?
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>>25448876

He's obviously young, but you guys aren't doing yourselves any favors by mercilessly tormenting him.
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>>25448835
If you don't even know how to filter posts you're a newfag sorry.
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>>25448901
He needs to get off his pretend pedestal, there's no point posting about how mysterious and edgy we all are since we're all anonymous when he's desperate for people to acknowledge him as the oldfag he's pretending to be, he needs to learn that when you act like a cunt people will only see you as a cunt
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>>25448901
All social behavior is moderated through shaming beta cucks, this is the time tested tradition of male society
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>>25448901

>I'm underage and from reddit
>please stop picking on me!
>I'm not pretending to be someone else!

Redditscum BTFO beyond recognition
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>>25445672

was it a shocker to you too?
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>>25448983
Not everyone is a newfag who came here last summer when pepe got big like you faggot.
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I use site to chill on. Nothing more than that.
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>>25445344
>>25445344

Im 28 as well. But I just started uni :)
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>>25449057

>newfag who came here last summer after seeing some pepes on facebook detected
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>>25449057
I already told you when I started lurking here, you just don't want to accept that some people have been here longer than you have
To me, you're the newfag, faggot
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>>25448794
LOL keep dreaming you dumb nigger faggot. We just all hate faggots like you. Kill yourself.
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>>25449057
>>25449119

ITT: two underage queers who have been here for 6 months try to outdo each other in a contest to see who the biggest faggot is
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>>25449102
This is getting boring. The religicuck already got BTFO and now it's just 2 dudes circle jerking, me, and some cuck whiteknighting me.

I'm leaving. Call me whatever you want or get the last word in or whatever you want, I'm gonna go play BF4

>>25449119
We're anonymous you fucking retard, I don't even know who "you" is. You think I'm claiming I've been here since day one and everyone is inferior to me? I never said that, you're the one straw manning and putting words in my mouth. See you later stupid butthurt faggot. "wahh someone said he's been on 4chan longer than me I'm gonna get pissed cause he said im from reddit wahhh wahhh" Go fuck yourself seriously.

>>25449173
Calling people dumb nigger faggots isn't a very nice display of piety is it? Looks like religion really is a crutch you lean on because you're an overgrown baby who's too afraid of dying so you clutch your Jesus teddy bear and hassle atheists on the internet. You're going to die one day and god isn't real.
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33 op not too far off
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I assume everyone here is 15-30. I'm 29. When I'm 39 I'll probably assume everyone here is 15-40.
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>>25449253

>gets BTFO
>has multiple tantrums
>actually posted to say he's leaving

Have fun at reddit, cunt. Don't ever post here again
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>>25449315
cringiest post ITT blox
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>>25449370

>reddit makes yet another post

You really don't have a single atom of self respect, do you reddit cunt?
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Anyone else here born in the 1970's?
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>>25449394
im not that guy but i can see why he left. im gonna leave too.
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>>25449487

You are that guy, you lying little coward, and you're leaving because you're from reddit and you don't belong here.

Good riddance, you worthless piece of shit
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>>25445034

No. I'm 31 and I know most people on this board are in the 18-24 range.

also
>41 years old

I'm here to remind you that you said you wouldn't be here ten years ago.
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>>25445599
hush child
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>>25446653
I need to know the name of this vintage azn qt
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>>25445034
>41
>Forty
>One
>Forty One
>Fort One Years
>Fort One Years Old
If I'm still on this fucking site, let alone this shit board after the age of 23 I'm going to off myself ASAP. Jesus man
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>>25445599
I'm trying so hard not to react to this bait.

Goddamnit. We "old farts" made this site. "used to be good" my ass, it was good until all you fucking little kids came in and turned it into your playground.
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