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The ways of the NEET, you must learn. Independence from your
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The ways of the NEET, you must learn. Independence from your parents, a full time job provides. Job leads to slavery. Slavery leads to depression. Depression leads to suicide.
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>>25444804
Only a fully trained NEET, with the NEETBUX as his ally, will conquer Wagelord and his Jew Overlord. If you end your training now, if you choose the quick and easy path, as anon did, you will become an agent of evil."
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This trend i like, keep it going you must!
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>>25444804
But suicide leads to full freedom, right? Checkmate neets!
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>>25445140
fuck 0ff n0rmie
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NEETS wish not for wagecucks to suffer for they provide
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The eternal NEET sees not the pain in the wagecucks eye, but rather the rod up his ravaged asshole.


>mfw Mr. Goldenberg Is going in for seconds
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Does the eternal NEET sympathize with the wagecuck? Neigh! For the wagecuck sold his soul to the ZOG Machine many years ago.
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>>25444804

INDEPENDENCE the wagecuck says! Fucking hell let's really think about that word for a second, independence.

Full time job gives you independence? But of course! I mean shit, the measure of independence HAS to involve waking your tired ass up unwillingly with the help of an alarm, only to drive on down to the office and proceed to be barked orders by your supervisors.

...sounds like independence to me!
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If only you knew the financial power of the wage side.
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Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth NEET "the wise"?

I thought not. It's not a story the neckbeards would tell you. It's a Sith legend. Darth NEET was a Dark Lord who lived many years in his mothers house. He was so powerful and so wise that he could use guilt tripping to influence the midichlorians to stop himself being kicked out of the house ... He had such a knowledge of the dark side that he could even obtain an endless supply of tendies.
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>>25445797
It's like

POTTERY
POTTER
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>>25445886
The dark side of unemployment is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural.

Darth NEET became so powerful... the only thing he was afraid of was losing his mother, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he had no education or work experience, and it so happened that one night, his mother killed herself. It's ironic that all his life he could save himself from working, but now he's starving in the streets and would do anything to become a wagecuck.
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>>25446163
Is it possible to learn this power......save people from wagecucking?
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>>25446301
Not from a normie.
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>>25445797
>>25446163
>>25446396

Truly poetry

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