What are we doing to get laid this year bruhs? No way we can go another 300 days with no pussy
Millions of people got all kinds of pussy last year. Fat stinking people got laid.
Everyone needs to make this a new years resolution. Get laid 2016.
Any Normies here, how do we get some pussy this year or atleast a handjob something by latest December 31st 2016.
Will be checking in on progress periodically. Think if you are still a virgin by NYE 2016 you need to kill yourself. Make that pact. This has gotten out of hand now.
>>25444386
i lost hope
fuck that
imma be a wizard
>>25444386
fuck that shit i rather not be enslave to the pussy too risky.enjoy your false rape charges,stds,child support,paternity fraud,manipulation,stress,time spending,and money spending. I chase money not women because i have self respect.
>>25444386
>>25444386
>>25444386
BOOTIH!!!
Try Tinder. Just wear a rubber when you do fug
>>25444386
normy says: stop doing what women say they want. They literally want the opposite. don't try to get a girlfriend, just pick a girl and make her your girlfriend. chicks want to be led around not asked.
>>25444386
Spending money on an escort. I'm fucking done with dating for good.
>>25444479
NOFAP 2016 harness your seminal wizard powers
>>25444639
this, fuck women. not literally.
>tfw phimosis
>Millions of people got all kinds of pussy last year. Fat stinking people got laid.
>Fat stinking people got laid.
>tfw I'm not stinky but I am fat
>tfw no relationship
I don't even care about getting laid, I just want somebody.
29 here. Fat neet, live with parents
I really don't see why I should even bother trying
>>25444876
luus weight
look at men who get women, do your best to emulate them. start w ugly bitches and work your way up. you have to walk before you crawl. get all the weird, awkward shit out of the way w uggos so u will be good when ur ready for like 6/10 or 7/10.
I stopped caring years ago.
Got too much vidya to play.
>>25444467
thisthisthish
i'm losting hope right now... for example today i saw all my friends kissing their girls... i was thinking some of them were "losers" or lonely virgins like me... and that shocked me, i'm feeling like elliot rodgers, i've asked for a date with 2 girls in this month, and they said "i have a boyfriend" i don't know if it's an excuse, but.... i'm really really losting hope and when i see all this couples around me it get worse.. damn man it hurts
20 yo kissless virgin btw
>>25444467
Me too. When my desire went from having a gf to existing in a world where having a gf is desirable, I knew it was over.
>>25444876
>tfw not fat or stinky
>tfw just ugly
>tfw no cure like take a shower or eat less
>>25444386
I'm 20, c-can I be here? I missed out on teen sex too, you know. Seeing as I've already had a handjob when I was 16, I'd be happy if I could at least get a blowie this year.
I think it would have to be a prozzie though because >>25444639 pretty much what that anon said
If all else fails I guess I'll finally get a dakki and fuck that instead. Maybe get a VR onahole and fully embrace the waifu age
>>25444972
So close, senpai. So close to ultimate power, don't give in now...
>tfw I'll be a 26 KV at the end of the month
>>25444386
I'm with you bro. My main problem is I am kind of a loner with and I have kind of social anxiety I guess. I started gym last year, do you think tinder is best bet? or just going to bars? I don't really know how to go about it
>>25444386
I'm not attracted to the women I meet anymore. I haven't desired someone sexually for ages. Porn fulfils that role - I know I could give it up, and probably should, but the incentive is not strong enough. I have convinced myself it's better that way, and as a matter of fact I'm not that unhappy.
>>25445496
I have no idea, haven't spoken to a girl one on one in 3 years.Think I'm gonna start with an escort.
>26 year old khv
>Go to New Years Eve party
>Several not bad single nerd girls
>One probably liked me
>Do nothing, nothing at all
>Regret it massively
>Repeat until dead
I don't even know. When I go out to bars to meet girls I won't even say hi unless I'm hammered. I have a bunch of Tindr matches that I've just never even messaged. I wouldn't even know what to do if I got the feeling they liked me.
i was going to kill myself if i didn't at least get a hug from a girl last year as my resolution
still no hug, but i'm too pussy to kill myself. i just am really struggling with the fact that i'm 25 and no girl even hugged me.
i must be 0/10 or close to it. there is no other way around it, i bathe and brush my teeth daily so i don't smell bad. shit fucking sucks
>>25447212
Iktf, anon.
I'm 24 and and in the same situation. It all comes down to me being a 1/10.
Nofap16
Day 3. No gf
>>25447300
nofap won't help. i went 15 mos with nofap and still not even a hug
Literally nothing. How will getting laid make me a better person? It's so arbitrary.
>>25447300
>haven't fapped in hours
>still no gf
>>25447253
how are you holding up though anon?
>>25447405
Not well. I think 25 will be the end for me if things don't change.
>>25447445
that's what i thought too
i know there is no way i won't kill myself eventually but some regret always pops up when i start planning it.
Me and my mates are going on holiday to Germany in the summer. If I've not gotten pussy before then I'm going to a brothel to get professional help
>>25447492
The only regret I would have is the pain it would cause my parents. They weren't bad to me so it sucks that my existence and imminent death is only a disappointment to them.
You should start by never typing "bruh" again you pathetic waste of human flesh.
>31, dateless KV, no friends, closeted
As it turns out, the only wizard superpower you gain is the uncanny ability to become unusually bitter and depressed when flipping through photos of your siblings and cousins getting married and raising kids.
Fucking hell, this thread is depressing.
C-can I join? I'm an unvirgin, but haven't had sex since 2013, and it doesn't look like that's going to change any time soon.
>>25444729
I have Tinder, and I've got enough matches to know I'm not hideous, but I haven't managed to even meet up with a girl from it.
The thing to remember with Tinder is that women's threshold for 'would fuck straight away' is HIGHER than their 'would date' threshold. This means you won't be hooking up with anyone unless you're Chad, which is presumably not the case for anyone here. You can probably find a girl to date, and then maybe fug later though.
only 1 year 7 months before I become a wizard. I really doubt I will lose my virginity before then, I haven't talked to a girl in years.
I'd rather have a friend then sex. I am a 23 year old friendless virgin.
32 here
>mfw I'm starting to unironically believe I gained wizardly powers
Does anyone else not see how they could go from their current situation, to having sex with a girl?
Like my life is not conducive to meeting girls, and I know I'm not going to act in the right ways at the right times to lead to anything.
And I'm so detached from what is normal and socially accepted behaviour that I rely on the actions of my friends to show me how to behave in whatever situation we're in. I can't really do that in this situation, I don't have any male friends near me. I feel like I need far more guidance than a normal 22 year old man should, and I'm not sure why.
>>25447600
yeah, that's the biggest one for me. also that i still haven't benched 315 lbs or had sex/a kiss/a hug but those i have basically given up on. i'll probably hit 315 bench in the next couple months so maybe then idk
>>25444386
I have have had the unfortunates of being in two relationships where the girls are not wanting to loose their vcard and help loose mine.
I am close though I think to loosing it by my 2 year asian gf who is afraid of loosing her because of pregnancy.
Other than that shes been a good gf and has done everything except sex so I cant really complain and just am gratefuk that I do not have a /soc/ type gf.
I am 20 though so I rather not be a 21 year old virgin
I stopped giving a shit.
I focus exclusively on work, getting money, and school right now.
I lost my virginity in the early hours of NYE as a 26 almost 27 year old KHV. There is hope, don't stop believing.
how does someone remain a virgin past 20? like seriously? it's 2016 c'mon
>>25448033
you can't just "get laid" normie
There's 366 days this year not 300.
>>25447780
25kv here, I know your pain.
>tfw can go months without a proper conversation with someone
>>25448033
i'm disgustingly hideous. now that i'm 25 my life is basically over
>27 kv
>social anxiety disorder
>borderline personality disorder
i'm the king of getting chances with a girl...and then realising five years later. i've had like five solid chances to get laid over the years but i'm just clueless in the moment. something wrong with me.
given up now. hope i have the courage to kill myself soon.
>tfw 21 faggot virgin
>tfw panic attacks becoming more frequent as I get more sad and lonely
>tfw missed out on the only chance i ever had to experience naive teen relationships
I don't know what to do, I don't actually want to be alone my whole life
>>25448301
>I don't know what to do, I don't actually want to be alone my whole life
Think we're all worrying about this, at various levels.
22 KV here.
There are times I'm somewhat sad I don't have a gf but it rarely bothers me for very long.
I'm fairly asocial and don't care to get to know most people unless I see them repeatedly through work, lab or school. I feel like I socialize pretty well but where I fail is with strangers who I have no interest in getting to know.Personality is a big thing for me, I just can't stand a large portion of people. But it's not like I hate them.
All I really want to do or so I tell myself is to focus on self improvement and get a dank ass job that pays well. Getting a relationship isn't in my plans since I'd be a pretty lame dude who sits at the computer most of the time.
>>25447989
I'm sort of with this anon. I haven't had a gf or kiss, so fucking what? I just want to be happy and healthy. I don't need to desperately search for a SO or pay a hooker to achieve that.
I have no idea where I'm going with this. Eh, back to the grind.
>>25447212
Are you fat or deformed ?
If no, then just go at an anime convention.
I went there twice and hugged tenth of somewhat attractive girls each time.
>>25448406
>I just want to be happy and healthy
Can you achieve that while missing out on a significant part of life?
>>25448406
That guy you quoted here.
I can function decently well in society so nobody bothers to ask me about my sexual experiences.
My family knows, but I'm the most successful of the "adult children" so I'm practically untouchable as the family yardstick.
>>25444386
stop seeking the qt virgin, take the fatty shitsking, there you go
>never leave apartment unless I have to
>the times I do leave are for grocery shopping, work, and family events
>spend 100% of free time alone in my dwelling
>don't have any friends except ones I speak to online
Explain how any of this would not seem like a giant red flag for a woman, and send her running for the hills.
>>25448411
i guess i must be
i'm fat and disgusting and basically a waste of flesh
>>25447927
I'm on the same boat
I guess I was just spoiled
>>25448511
I'm fine with not having a qt virgin, but I just can't deal with a fat shitskin.
There is no hope for me.
3 more months till i become a wizard
allready given up yers ago senpai
>>25448696
I'm a wizard in february
jfmsu desu
>>25448614
Ideally I would just throw myself in at the deep end and hopefully learn something, but in this case I'd probably end up getting arrested for harassment or something. And I'm not sure I could take all the rejection I'd face.
Wish it just came naturally, like it seems to for normies.
>>25448439
I would say it would depend on what an individual values and finds joy through.
For me currently, while I would be missing what is practically a staple of human life, happiness can still be achieved through other outlets that hold greater value for me.
But maybe I'll change my tune in a few years or decades. I'm not entirely against being in a relationship, but I'm certainly not going to actively search.
>>25448458
I feel that I can function decently as well, though when the family, friends or co-workers ask why or why not, I just shrug.
>>25448620
well, the fatshitsking is all you can have if khv before 20's mate, im so sory, im fucking 2 of them and at least i get my dick sucked twice a week, not proud of it desu
The vast majority are either
1. Ugly as FUCK
or
2. Your standards are way too high/not realistic
Literally no other reason to be a virg over the age of 15. Stop making excuses "i'm shy", that's not a valid excuse. Tons of hot shy/autistic/awkward guys are having sex.
>>25448696
>>25448708
>tfw not a cute girl that steals mana from guys on the brink of wizardry.
>>25448762
>Ugly as fuck
Maybe
>Standards
Yeah, I'm not desperate for pussy.
>tfw slowly feel bitterness evolving beyond irony and myself into Elliot
Why doesn't anyone ever help. I don't want to be like this. I don't.
>>25448762
I'm totally average looking but dress up well if I bother, which I don't.
I'm just a huge sperg when it comes to social interaction and don't know how to talk to anyone.
>>25448762
What if you never tried because you didn't care and you still don't care enough to?
>>25448818
Was expecting a 'my feet hurt' in that image tbdesu fampai
Lost it at 23, hooker was my last resort.
It was my 2 years ago, I knew it would be my first and last time having sex. So I recommend it if you know you're never getting laid. At least you can stop wondering what it's like.
>>25448997What was it like?
>>25449010
Awkward, and kinda fun, but I was too nervous to really enjoy it. Got lucky and the chick was super cool and my age. Told her I was a virgin and she made me feel comfortable.
>>25447300
>Nofap16
>Day 3
its only the 2nd
I have a chance to lose it soon but I'm not sure if I want to. I like being an angry kv too much, it's pretty much a defining characteristic at this point.
>>25449224
Don't lose it for the sole sake of losing it.
Don't keep it just so you can remain an angry faggot.
>tfw complete loner
>>25449224
Have fun turning 30 and still thinking about the 1 chance you had and turned down.
>>25449382
pictured: me irl
>>25447679
>>25447797
Good god (or so I'm told, I've yet to see that goodness, but I'll give the old chap another year or so), it's nice to see some proper fucking (well, not fucking, you know what I mean) fellow wizards on here.
My brothers, can we agree this is some miserable bullshit we have to endure? I mean, seriously. Child rapists, full-on child rapists, men who have been convicted of raping children, have women that they hold at night. They have women who actually want them. Men who are retarded. Men who are morbidly obese. Men who look like their faces have been smashed in with a motherfucking shovel (I was rejected in favor of such a man, of course). Men who get fucked in the ass by other men (I was rejected in favor of such a man as well) and are eager for the opportunity...these men still have women. We do not.
I mean, such is life. Nature is indifferent and God is cruel and all of that. But, holy shit, this isn't much fun.
But that's okay. The liquor bottle is never far way. Life is shot, art is forever, and scotch endures long enough to blur the lines between the two.
Had sex for first time [26] yesterday with a fat chick.
2D and Mrs. Palm are better.
Glad I've done it, now I never have to do it again.
>>25444386
I'm a 25 yo virgin and I don't give a fuck.
I was alone in the 90% of my happiest memories. The other 10% were with my family. I am an introvert and I like being just the way I am.
I grew up on the internet, playing video games, reading books, watching movies/tv/anime, reading comics, etc.
If you need someone else to make you happy so badly then you are a normie cunt who need to gtfo
21 y/o virgin here, no biggie
i plan to lose virginity by age 23
>>25449434
I urge you to kill yourself.
