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>Age 14-22
At this age, the roastie begins sucking and fucking as many chads within her line of sight. At this point even normies are considered beneath her.
>Age 23-28
Nearing the end of her fucking chad days, the roastie begins dating several normies, this usually ends with her normie boyfriend dumping her when he finds out she's been fucking chad behind his back
>Age 29-35
At this point, the roastie has hit the wall and there is no going back. Fearing that she may never settle down, she tries to go to the one person she's been rejecting since her first cock, the little robot. However, our robot friend who has been rejected so many times knows of her tricks, and so he denies her advances.
>age 36-?
The roastie is at a conundrum, she is baffled at how pathetic she is. While the very nerdy boy she spat on in the pass is now a multi-millionaire, she's stuck working shit jobs. And while she was out sucking and fucking her way through a forest of dicks he was studying his way to the top! The bitter roastie then hops on her ex-bfs stolen laptop, and makes a ">fembot feel" thread.
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>>25444278
So touching...beautiful
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>being this delusional and autistic

No one cares about your ridiculous fantasy story, omega.
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>>25444334
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>>25444333
Those digits.
Wew.
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>>25444334
You will when you're 30 and dried up, roastii.
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>>25444278
>Fearing that she may never settle down, she tries to go to the one person she's been rejecting since her first cock, the little robot. However, our robot friend who has been rejected so many times knows of her tricks, and so he denies her advances AT FIRST

Then he marries her anyway and provides for Chad's children.

OK, now it's accurate.
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>>25444278
There's an image of this
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>>25444621
This is sadly the case in many instances. Why must the roasties torment us so?!
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Kek, as if any of you cunts are gonna be multi millionaires.
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>>25444673
>253 partners
Roast beef. Not. Even. Once.
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