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The year is 37 AP (after privilege)

In an effort to stave off production shortages in the agender workforce, Empress Quezxhir II has ordered that all single cis-males shall serve in the new "Progressive Workforce of Equality". Trading hours of labour in exchange from points taken off of their privilege records.

Unfortunately for the galley slaves aboard the S.S. R9K, to completely erase their privilege would take 3 lifetimes.

The S.S. R9K is a caravel on it's maiden voyage to discover new lands and resources to exploit. It's captain is a polyamorphous she-blob by the name of Riverchild. As she knows nothing about sailing or weather patterns she has lead the ship right into a brutal Gale.

"WILL ONE OF YOU SHITLORDS DO SOMETHING?! IT IS TOO WINDY AND I AM GETTING TRIGGERED BY THIS ALL"

"Yes, alright" comes as an exasperated groan from the first mate. First mate Chad is a cisshit white male just like most of the crew, however he is considered desirable and so was promoted and put in charge of the crew. He is the only one onboard who has any idea of how to run a ship.

"Alright bros!" Chad shouts. "You two losers! start manning the bilge pumps and you fags come with me and take down the sails!"

The crew of virgins and rejects battles the gale valiantly for a solid couple of minutes. You are straining against the ropes to pull the sail up when the ship tilts violently and you are thrown to the side.

You hear your head crunch against the rails and your world goes black.

You wake up on a

A) sandy beach aside a thick dark jungle
B) rocky shore surrounded by towering trees
C) On an icy shore silhouetted in tall snowy mountains
D) carpet of swampland next to the mouth of a great river
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>>25444124
Rocky shore with big forest gives best chance for us desu senpai
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>>25444198

Last time I did this was before the robot.

Hope it works.

You awake on the rocky shores of a dark forest.

Most of the crew is dead but 21 survivors from the ship are now huddled on the beach.

Among them is the firstmate chad.

Knowing his position as the leader he begins to bark orders. "Alright crew! first thing we need is a shelter, you half go and start gathering branches while the rest of you fags come with me to dig holes for the supports!"

A) Follow chads orders.
B) Tell chad he isn't in charge
C) Hit chad on the head with a rock
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>>25444331
Follow chads orders for now. we have plenty of time to hit him in the head with a rock to death when he's sleeping
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You follow chads orders and quickly and productively you have a shelter and you all curl up exhausted to sleep.

The shelter has one large dry area where chad sprawls out like a starfish while the rest of you curl up around the fringes.

The night passes.


You are on a
You have 21 males and 0 females
You are low on food and will soon face starvation
You have ample building supplies
You are armed with wooden oars
You have no specialised troops

A) Improve your camp by building something
B) Explore the island (choose a direction)
C) Develop new food sources
D) Make a diplomatic or military action
F) Feel

To the north is a large dark forest.

To the east and west are the beach.
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>>25444516
Explore east beach
More anons please join
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>>25444516
Develop new food sources,
If I'm going to be stranded I don't want to be starving
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Among the campfire you talk of exploring the beach and chad decides he will the expedition wherever you decide to go.

You decide to explore east.

To the east you find the wreck of the S.S. R9k

the ship is completely destroyed but the wood planks, the rope, and some of the sails are still attached to it and will all prove useful. You also know that you had rations aboard and they may still lie with the wreck.

As you approach you see five lean male figures garbed in fur and one female surround the wreck. They appear armed with small bows and a few of them knock arrows aimed at your party.

What do ye do?
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>>25444815
Use body language to signal for peace
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>>25444815
Chad uses his alpha ability on the woman and bro ability on men to avoid violence
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When we get more people I will give a get number for the winning but until then I'll give a few.

You decide to signal to the natives to peace.
Since you expect that they don't speak your tongue you decide to try to use body language to explain your peaceful intentions.

Straight from the cisprivlege booklet issued by empress Quezxhir you bend over, presenting your anus towards them as the universal symbol of non-aggression.

The fur clad tribals eye you strangely and mutter amongst themselves but they keep their arrows trained on your crew.

Chad, Approaches the tribal woman

Sup, babe, I'm chad do you want to hang out with me sometime bby XD?

The native woman approaches chad but her male companions hold her back and now all arrows are trained on chad.

Chad is in a sticky situation.

What do ye do?
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>>25445029
Use our virgin powers of never being noticed to sneak up and club the natives with oars while they're fixed on chad
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Calmly wave our hands, kneel in front of the men with one palm outstretched towards them in a respectful gesture.
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>>25445029
Drop our oars on the ground to signal we don't want to fight.
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>>25445029
Attempt to explain our situation by pointing to the vessel
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Explain to the natives how worthless cumdumpsters are. With their aid we enslave all the cumdumpsters and rape them to death xD
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>>25445148
>>25445158
>>25445103
this desu
this is completely fucking original fuck you robot
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>>25445099
Dubs wins

A few among your group decide they need to rescue chad.

They endeavor to sneak up on the tribals and knock them unconcious.

Eyes to the ground they sneakily shuffle towards the natives flank.

A native man stands with his arrow trained on Chad, moments pass as the robots slowly approach him when suddenly. "eehhrrrrrr"......

THE ROBOTS MOUTHBREATHING HAS ALERTED THE TRIBALS

The natives spin around and loose their arrows into the robots tender bodies, dropping them like sacks of grain.

Chad has taken this opportunity to disarm one of his attacks and is now fighting him FIST ON FIST

WHAT DOES CHAD DO?!

7 or 4 are the lucky numbers if there are no dubs.
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>>25445300
SOLAR FUCKING BEAM
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>>25445300
>Other
Rock Smash
Specifically, rock smash his own head in.
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>>25445401
shut the fuck up, we will befriend chad and use his natural charisma to build a glorious empire
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>>25445300
Sand attack
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>>25445300
Chad uses hos 12 incher as an imprivised weapon.
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>>25445500
Chad unzips his dick

The native punches chad in the eye

What do ye do?

1,3,8, or dubs
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>>25445591
Smack him in the head with his cock, obviously
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>>25445591
Skullfuck him.
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Chad leaps enormously and drives his cock right into the tribal mans eye, killing him instantly.


Meanwhile 3 more robots have been pincushioned by arrows.

Do they

A) Charge
B) Run
C) Defensive ball and wait for chad to save them
D) Other
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>>25445736
Fetal position and wait for Chad to save them ofc.
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>>25445736
CHAAAAARGEEEEE
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>>25445736
>Other
They band up and murder chad, then befriend the natives.
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>>25445736
Charge
We must protect our ONLY Alpha.
Don't think any of yo beta faggots can solar beam.
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>>25445736
Charge, it's our only hope.
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The robots charge the natives and quickly overwhelm them, clubbing them to death with the oars.

You lost 5 robots in the battle

"Congratulations men on a battle well fought"

"Start searching the ship for rope,cloth, and rations to bring back to the ship" "Meanwhile I will deal with our other booty!"

He slaps the native girl on the ass and she stops crying over her dead family

"Teehee!" she says.

The bitter virgins look longingly on the prime red meat.

They

A) Do what chad says
B) Do something else.
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>>25445918
do what he says, we need supplies
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>>25445918
Do what he says, too beta to do otherwise.
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>>25445918
Follow chads orders.
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>>25445918
>Betas Doing anything else but what Chad wants.
Supplies.
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>>25445918
FUCKING KILL HIM, WE OUTNUMBER HIM
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You find some food rations unspoiled on the ship.

You also bring back ample cloth and rope.

Upon returning to camp chad orders some robots to make dinner and goes into the shelter to pork his native slut.


You have 16 males and 1 females
You have food from the ship but it will only last so long
You have ample building supplies, cloth, and rope.
You are armed with wooden oars
You have no specialised troops

A) Improve your camp by building something
B) Explore the island (choose a direction)
C) Develop new food sources
D) Make a diplomatic or military action
F) Feel
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>>25445918
Kill chad, take the booty.
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>>25446042
D Improve our troops stealth by sneaking a peek on Chads conquest.

We must avoid failing as we did last time.
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>>25446042
we should start conspiring to kill chad, imho
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>>25446042
Don't let chad fuck the girl.

Make a cage for him, and we'll train him to be our battle beast. We'll unleash him on our enemies, crazed and aggressive.
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>>25446042
Improve camp by developing weapons to defend ourselves from the hostile natives
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>>25446042
aLL 15 ROBOTS GRB ROCKS, OARS, SURROUND THE SHELTER AND BEAT CHAD UNTIL HE FUCKING DIES. The native girl is killed too, fuck succubi. Consider that a diplomatic or military action.
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>>25446042
sharpen oars into spears
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>>25446131
>We need to breed
>How many women are on this Island.
>Killing our demi god.
>Betas have no skills
seriously hope
>>
sharpen the oars for weapons
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>>25446152
This. We need better weapons to take down a Chad.
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You take turns sneaking a peek of chad fucking his native woman.

You have trained 4 highly skilled SHADOWKEKS


You have 16 males and 1 females
You have food from the ship but it will only last so long
You have ample building supplies, cloth, and rope.
You are armed with wooden oars
You have no specialised troops

A) Improve your camp by building something
B) Explore the island (choose a direction)
C) Develop new food sources
D) Make a diplomatic or military action
F) Feel

reminder that 1,3,8 are the numbers to get
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>>25446042
>divide labour
>expand shelter
>make some spears n shit
>send a couple people to scout the west beach
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>>25446223
Error in the post; you do have specialised troops

4 shadowcucks who are very sneaky
>>
D) Military action is too overwhelm Chad and gangrape the girl
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>>25446223
send the shadowkeks to scout the west beach
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>>25446179
My apologies, I was not considering the bigger picture. In which case, sharpening the oars is probably the best option.
>>
c ofc
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>>25446223
Begin training our males into a superior fighting force and crafting weapons
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>>25446223
D send one shadow kek to explore the island for natives and to return should he discover something, take no risks is the beta way.

Everyone else should look for food.
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>>25446223
Send two SHADOWKEKS to scout for food and nearby dangers. Everyone else builds shelter while our alpha procreates.
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A small splinter faction of robots has decided to murder chad and take control of the tribe.

Currently there are 5 trustworthy betas in this secret cabal

A) Charge chad and hit him with rocks and oars
B) Sneakily bring more betas into the plot
C) Try to get the shadowcucks to join you
D) Try to rally a mutiny
E) Other
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E) Go to Chad and tell him his abs ARENT good and that he's a faggot.
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>>25446383
c they have seen chad cuck them
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>>25446383
The ShadowCucks as their name suggests will never turn against Chad as he had a BWC and is sticking it to a native.

Other we talk the others out of mutiny and improve our shelter.

>Not saying it won't happen, just In character.
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>>25446383
Try to get the shadowcucks to join
>>
>>25446383
B, we need superior numbers to kill Chad and claim our birthright.
>>
What you Cucks going to do when you need a solar beam?

This thing happens I seriously hope Chad solar beams everyone, not to mention he just got recharged rom that Prime teen native pussy
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>>25446383
try to defuse the situation and talk the robots out of a mutiny by reminding them that we're surrounded by angry natives and we will not survive devided
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>>25446531
>implying we cant uplift a beta to chad
all we gotta do is get a beta to fuck her
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>>25446428
The not so secret anymore Cabal reaches a course of action.

They muster outside of chads personal shelter ready for a fight.

Their leader, Feelix the sparsely bearded shouts out a challenge

"C-chad! Your abs aren't good and you are a f-faggot"

"WHAT?!" ROARS CHAD, stomping out into the daylight, buck nude with his perfect abs glistening in the morning sun.

What do ye do now?

From now only only 1,8 , and dubs will work as we have a lot mor epeople
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>>25446605
Attempt to defuse the situation and calm the angered chad
>>
Everyone jumps at his cock and starts slapping it.
>>
throw a rock at his cock, beat his head in while he's in pain
>>
>>25446605
Sacrafice feelix in order too get a beta in the bed fucking the wimmin
>>
>>25446605
try to tackle feelix and tie him up
>>
>>25446605
Pretend to be beta and appease Chad while a Flanking element tales him out.
>>
Charge at Chad with sharpened oar/spears
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>>25446666
FUCKING QUADS
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>>25446666
QUADS OF SUPER EFFECTIVENESS
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>>25446666
holy shit the quads, we're fucked
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>>25446666

The entire tribes checks the quads.

As chad stands stupefied checking the quads all 5 betas jump him and slap his penis dealing CRITICAL DAMAGE

THE BETA CABAL IS NOW FIGHTING CHAD

HERE ARE THE RULES

YOU MAY ROLL FOR THE CABAL OR FOR CHAD TO DECIDE THEIR ATTACK

THE SIDE THAT GETS THE MOST DUBS IN EACH ROUND OF COMBAT GETS A SIGNIFICANT ADVANTAGE
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>>25446605
Shadow cucks bow to chad, compliment his sick gains and ask to get fit.
>>
>>25446811
ROLLING FOR BETA CABAL
>>
Chad uses solar beam ffs
>>
Double tap Chad in the dick because we got crust there
>>
Chad rolls tackle
>>
>>25446811
>other
all five betas rush at chad focusing their attacks on his dick and attempting rip it off since its apparently the source of his power
>>
>>25446811
Chad uses Solar beam, due to having gotten his dick wet he can use it with out having to charge up right after.
(first time only.)
>>
Chad is charging solar beam...
>>
>>25446811
>]
Rolling as chad, use solarbeam
>>
>>25446811
betas attempt to scratch chad's eyes out
>>
>>25446873
Rerolling.
>>25446901
>Chad has to charge right after PTP.
>>
>>25446811
BETA CABAL ROLL, BITE CHAD IN THE JUGULAR SO HARD HIS FUCKING BLOOD SPRAYS EVERYWHERE AND HE DIES
>>
Chad roll other
offer to help betas not be lonely virgins any more
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CHAD GATHERS SUNLIGHT

THE BETAS SLAPS CHADS PENIS

CHAD IS NOW BLEEDING FROM HIS PENIS AND WILL TAKE PENIS DAMAGE EVERYTURN
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>>25446811
>other
betas throw sand in his eyes to blind him
>>
shadowkeks give an x defend to beta cabal
>>
>>25446983
Other, Chad gets his dick sucked, sealing his wound and healing him.
>>
>>25446983
other: CLAW AT HIS FUCKING THROAT
>>
Felix sneaks away to fuck the female while the other betas continue doubleslapping chad's penis
>>
>>25447006
>x defend for solar beam.
Smhtbh.

>>25446983
Shadowcucks protect chad 's dick.
>>
Betas scratch chad in the penis!
>>
Betas
other: CLAW AT HIS FUCKING THROAT
>>
>>25446983
Native sucks chads dick to heal him and stop statis effect.
>>
>>25447035
rolling
Feelix will ascend to chadhood after fucking the female
>>
>joining in
Betas attempt to piss on chads abs, so he feels disgusted with his own abs and therefore lowers his self-confidence - the source of his power.
>>
Chad
other admire abs to make opponents lose attack damage
>>
>>25447035
Native girl rejects felix which makes him further beta
>>
>>25446983
Have the shadowcucks defend chad while he charges up his solar beam
>>
>>25447100
Counter Rollin, the Native gets disgusted at the betas tiny penis and laughs at him killing him along with his confidence.
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Shadowcucks rape native
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CHAD UNLEASHES HIS SOLARBEAM INCINERATING A BETA

TWO DUBS CHAD>>25447022 >>25447066

SUDDENLY THE NATIVE GIRLS RUNS OUT OF THE HUT, "MEESTA CHAD I RUV YOU RONG TIME" SHE SHOUTS AND SUCKS CHADS BLEEDING COCKS, SEALING THE WOUND WITH HER SHAMANISTIC SALIVA


THE BETA CABAL THROWS SAND IN CHADS EYES BUT SINCE I SPECIFICALLY TOLD YOU MULTIPLE TIMES THAT THIS ISA FUCKING ROCKY SSHORE THERE ISN'T ANY FUCKING SAND

INSTEAD THEY THROW ROCKS DEALING MINOR DAMAGE
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>>25447096
Beta grabs native by the hair and drags her away
>>
beta
other REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE To charge up attack at chad getting sex and the lose of our brothers
>>
>>25447179
Betas use feel
>>
>>25447179
Rolling for betas
Two betas pull the native away from chad, the other two scratch at his eyes
>>
>>25447179
>no sand
Top kek, Chad spams Defence curl and becomes immune to damage with his sick gains.
>>
Chad ejaculate on Betas so they become your slaves
>>
>>25447179
Shadowkek sneaks up from behind and rams sharpened oar up chad's ass
>>
all betas suddenly and intensely feel at once.

CHAD IS HIT WITH A WAVE OF PURE FEELS
>>
Native girl spit semen on beta cabal
>>
>>25447179
Rolling for chad,
He tackles one of the betas, defeating him
>>
>>25447179
Chad spams defence curl and makes the betas admire gis sick gainz
>>
Chad's throat is clawed out
>>
Shadowkeks
other jerk off to Chad getting a blowjob
>>
>>25447179
Shadow cucks fap to chads huge dick and action and heal him due to boosted confidence.
>>
Biting and scratching chad's eyes
>>
Betas scratch Chad in a flurry of autism, only to realise they were scratching themselves.

-1 int
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THE BETAS TRY TO SCRATCH CHADS EYES AND PULL THE NATIVE GIRL AWAY BUT CHADS ROLLS INTO A DEFENSIVE BALL, SHIELDING HIS EYES AND LOCKING THE NATIVES HEAD AROUND HIS COCK

HIS COCK IS SUCKED FOR +5 HP
>>
betas turn around and collectively shit everywhere
>>
Cha'd balls speared on an oar
>>
Betas
feels
>>
>>25447341
>>25447333

NAH M8 I GOT TRIPS CHAD'S FUCKING BLIND NOW
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Shadowkeks jerk off to Chad's cock sucked
>>
>>25447341
Betas all use feel
>>
>>25447341
Chad breaks out of his defensive curl and tackles one of the beta attackers
>>
>>25447341

The ball that Chad lost takes the shape of a mini chad, that assists in combat.
>>
>>25447408
>>25447377
And would you look at that his balls, and thus his manliness, thus his source of power, are gone two, if ya check those dubs
>>
Chad
other make native gag on cock
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>>25447341
Other: Chad gets a cramp in his leg and kicks native in the face, causing her to bite his cock
>>
Betas
Throw rock attack at chad's cock
>>
>>25447341
betas attempt to bite chad's dick off
>>
>>25447438
Rerolling mini chad.
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Native bite chad cock
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Betas
other our dead comrades come back as ghosts to help us
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>>25447333
BETA TRIPS

A BETA GETS HIS UGLY AUTISTIC FINGERS INTO THE FOLDS OF THE CHADBALL AND CLAWS AT HIS EYES BLINDING HIM

WHAT DOES CHADBALL DO?
>>
>>25447536
Rollout, crushing the beta.
>>
>>25447377
The speared balls are swallowed by a beta, who then gets a TEMPORARY Chad evolution for this battle. There is now the equivalent of a Chad fighting for the betas.
>>
Chadball
Bomb
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>>25447536
beta uses feel
>its not very effective...
>>
>>25447536
chad uses bomb
>>
Native
Burp up little chads
>>
fuck sake chad just solar beam
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>>25447536
Chad solar beam
>>
Shadowkeks
Lift Chadball for massive gains
>>
>>25447536
Beta uses feel and he takes critical damage from >tfw no gf.
>>
Native
Claim chad as bf
>>
>>25447536
Betas pile on chad, biting and clawing every vital area as much as they can
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CHADBALL USES BOMB, EXPLODING A BETA

THE BETAS USE FEEL

>tfw no gf

...it's not very effective

CHAD TAKES MINOR DAMAGE FROM HAVING FINGERS IN HIS EYES
>>
>>25447653
damage is self inflicted to the beta to clarify
>>
>>25447536
Beta forces cock up chad's ass, thus reducing chad's dominance, he loses power.
>>
>>25447699
Have shadowkeks join forces with chad
>>
>>25447711
TRIPLE DUBS,
FUCK YOU ROBOT
>>
>>25447699
Welp
>>25447700

>>25447711
Chad rips off the beta cock with his glutes of steel.
>>
Native bite chads dick
>>
>>25447733
Shadowkeks join forces with betas
>>
>>25447699
Betas ravage native's asshole while her head is caught inside chadball, stealing chad's power and causing her to bite chad's dick off
>>
>>25447699
Chad
rallies the shadowcucks to fight for him.
>>
>>25447752
Thus lodging the cock within is asshole and ironically destroying his own dominant power.
>>
Shadowkeks fap to Chad's power
>>
betas use feel all at once, beheading chad with our feelium
>>
shadowkeks turn to shadowcucks and join forces with betas
>>
>>25447803
or so you would think Chad assimilates the cock and thus gains 2 for greater strength
>>
>>25447829
but it's not very effective
>>
betas shift into maximum feelerdrive
+100 damage
>>
>>25447840
rerolling for becoming shadowcucks
>>
cut off chads left nut
>>
THE FEARLESS HERO FEELIX THE SPARSELY BEARDED RUNS UP TO CHAD BALL AND SHOVES HIS PINT SIZED PECKER DEEP INTO THE ANUS OF CHAD BALL

As his pleasure rod was stroked by the walls of chad's taut boyish rump the pleasure overwhelmed him.

"Ch-had s-saaammmaaa!" feelix-chan cried has he released his entire thick load into chad-kun's lower intestine.

"n-noooo, my powers.... cried chad as his face turned a dark mauve blush"

As chads love tunnel is filled with gallons upon gallons of virgin sperm his hard abs gave way as his belly distended from all the love butter held within.


VICTORY, BETA CABAL!

What do we do with the defeated chad and his native girl?

1,8, or dubs will decide
>>
Chad ejaculate into native' eye
>>
>>25447844
Jesus, is there anything chad can't do?!!?
The inadequacy of the beta cock corrupts chad's body, turning him into a beta (slowly if it has to be)
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>>25447915
eat chad.
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>>25447915
Forgot image

original comment fuck you robot
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Gang rape native girl chop off chad's dick
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Dismember Chad and place his body parts in the native girls orifices.
>>
>>25447915
The betas crucify Chad and the native roastie
>>
>>25447915
Both chad and native are turned into sex of the betas
>>
>>25447915
Capture chad and brainwash him to fight for us once his health is regained and betas take turns fucking native girl
>>
Invite Shadowkeks to the fun
>>
>>25447915
As chad has now been mentally broken, he becomes the beta slave and can do chores including heavy lifting, much more efficiently and quickly than the betas could. Productivity increases?
>>
Have a feels moment for our fallen
>>
let each beta try to rip off Chad's dick with bear hands and whoever does it is the new leader
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>>25447982
>>25448003
Rerolling for these two
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>>25448025
Rolling for feels
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>>25447915
Adding to the gang rape , Shadowcucks give chad a respectful funeral and worship him as a god, for all the betas will never have a name as good chad.

Chad becomes their guardian spirit, for once one has become as alpha as him ascend.
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>>25448025
>>25448056
I second this
fucking fucking fuck you fucking robot fuck
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>>25447915
I want someone to run like naruto
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Chad insult betas in act of defiance
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>>25447955

Chads cock his chopped off and he and the native slave girl are tied up to be the tribes harem.

The remaining 3 members of the beta cabal address the tribe.

WE HAVE REDUCED CHAD TO A MERE BUTT SLUT AND HAVE FINALLY RID OURSELVES OF OPPRESSION

FOLLOW US AND WE SHALL BRING THE TRIBE FOOD, PROSPERITY, AND PUSSY


You have 13 males and 1 female and 1 eunuch
Your food from the ship is almost gone
You have ample building supplies, cloth, and rope.
You are armed with wooden oars
You have 4 shadowcucks

A) Improve your camp by building something
B) Explore the island (choose a direction)
C) Develop new food sources
D) Make a diplomatic or military action
F) Feel
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>>25448140
Sharpen oars with rocks
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f
fucking feel because we lost so many so that we could finally defeat chad and now have sex
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>>25448140
Shadowcucks go to Chad to learn how to be Alpha, being his only allies he agrees.
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Oh you guys also have 5 archers from killing the natives.

I keep forgetting to mention that.
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invite all betas to vote for new leader
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>>25448140
A) Betas try to build nuclear reactor
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>>25448140
Have eunuch chad teach all of the betal males in the tribe the way to become alpha
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Shadowcucks explore other side of beach to set up new camp
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Native attempt escape
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>>25448236
Rerolling for this
WHY THE FUCK MUST YOU TORTURE ME ROBOT
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turn oars into spears
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Chad admire abs to avoid suicide
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C) we need food prefferably hot pockets
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chad meditates, transcends physical desires, and becomes enlightened
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>>25448183
Rerolling more realistic option.
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As the entire tribe is celebrating chad's defeat you decide to feel

>tfw our whole tribe died
>tfw we spent most of our lives as galleyslaves
>tfw we are out of food

One of your robot tribesmen is busily thrusting into chad, He was the last to get a chance to fuck and is losing his virginity one deep thrust into chad at a time.

As the tribe feels around him he suddenly grows a long white beard and a magical blue top hat sprouts from his head.

He feels the power of fire and ice surround him and can hear the voices of the ancients filling his brain.

But then he cums in chad and all of that stops.

If only you had remained pure.......


You have 13 males and 1 female and 1 eunuch
You have no food
You have ample building supplies, cloth, and rope.
You are armed with wooden oars
You have 4 shadowcucks

A) Improve your camp by building something
B) Explore the island (choose a direction)
C) Develop new food sources
D) Make a diplomatic or military action
F) Feel
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>>25448340
chad becomes enlightened by his eunuchdom
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>>25448320
Rolling for this as well bloxeder.
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>>25448340
C) Betas form a hunting party to get chicken tendies.
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all betas become patrick bateman
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>>25448441
reroll
3 off, kill yourself btw
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hunt for food
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As the tribe sits around starving to death Felix suddenly stands up, feeling it is his duty to give guidance to the tribe.

"I have to go return some video tapes" he says and walks away. Only to return later and murder his compatriots.


End of thread.
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>>25448537
Oh, well.

I guess it's over.
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eat fallen betas for food so they can be recycled into us
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>>25448537
>this wouldn't have happened Chad.
As expected of betas.
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>>25448537
Thats anti climatic, but thanks anyway, had some good laffs.
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>>25448562
*with Chad
Orginal thought.
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>>25448537
Wait, what? Why, OP? Did we just get punk'd?
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