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>tfw his dick is smaller than your foot How can average guys
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>tfw his dick is smaller than your foot

How can average guys compete?
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>talking about dicks without our permission
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>women will work their way up to dildos this size only to then complain about average sized penis

Why do you do it sluts? what is the actual point?
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>>25442769
This post is spot on.

Wtf is wrong with women.
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>>25442692
>tfw your dick is smaller than her foot
>Yfw she does a "quick comparison"
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>>25442769
You robots want big breasted women.
Women want big dicks. You complain but it is the same thing...
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>>25443137
....I like tits of all sizes, even the girl I am dating now who has flat A cups that barely come out. I like big tits but I also like small tits, I will take any tits. Women are way more choosy than that.

Second, tits aren't a function of the physical act of sex. They have nothing to do with actually having sex. Tits just sit there and look pretty, but they don't actually do anything. The dick and its size are integral in the actual act of sex so once you've had bigger you will always be disappointed with a smaller cock.
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>>25443137
Bullshit comparison.

Nobody is turning away qt's just because their tits aren't over a certain cup size.
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Why do guys complain? If a girls sees the dick, she's already in bed with him anyway.
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everybody has the right to try, don't be insecure
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not all men are created equal, but the nice guys become the husbands = winners
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>>25442692
Girls don't fall for average guys. Their scale is shifted by half, so a 5/10 is barely a 0.
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>>25442692

>tfw big dick but complete sperg

Like having a bunch of money on you at all times that you can't spend.
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what do you all feel about this?

I want to get it but most of the reviews seem to be from paid shills of the company, although I did find one video blogger who advocates this thing and he seems to be pretty legit. He has various videos of a variety of different topics on his channel. I also haven't read any negative reviews and if this thing didn't work I'm sure I would have ran across one or two.

The company claims that this thing can increase size and girth? Has anyone tried it? Can anyone speak on it at all? I just don't want to get jewed out my money and then break my dick in the process.
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>>25444133

Are you a grower or a shower?

If grower, start doing kegel exercises and you'll get a full erection.
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>>25444133

Pretty sure there are cheaper generic versions that function the same way but are hundreds of dollars less expensive.
But I can't attest to whether or not it works.
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6'5" length
5" girth
am I fucked?
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>>25444309
actually decent depending on how tall you are

nothing 2 be ahsamed of
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>>25444337
5'11
let's be real though with no social skills I'm fucked even if I was 9 inches
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>>25444378
Im 6'3 with a 5.5"x5.5" and never had any complaint nor trouble nor women leaving me because of my size.

Of course big cocks are better but anything above 4" is enough to do the job, the rest depends on your ability and endurance. If you lack these last two, no size will get you anywhere.

Focus on having a good erection for long time and pay attention to what the girl likes and you're done.
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>>25444660
I feel like I'd either cum in under 2 minutes or not be able to cum for ages from too much jerking off and porn.
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>>25443137
Doesn't have any bearing on the mechanical action of sex, false equivalence. You never addressed the point that was made, why would you work your way up to a large dildo knowing most men aren't packing that? it's fucking stupid. Again, emphasis on working up to, if you didn't do that you would be happy with an average penis mechanically.
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>>25444725
First times always suck. It took me a while to be able to get an erection and months to be able to cum while fucking.

Once you start having sex you'll find the way
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>>25443137
But I like pettanko, skittles under carpet are quite adorable. On the other hand oversized saggy cowtist are disgusting. Anything in between is acceptable.
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>>25444309
6.5 x 5.5

Had women tell me its the perfect cock, you aren't thaaat far off. Depending on your age you might gain a bit more girth.
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>>25445240
mid 20s so I doubt it
I don't expect to be intimate with a girl anytime soon but if it did happen I'd feel way more confident if she was smaller and more petite
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>>25445285
true, the only girl I ever went all the way with was 4'11" and she absolutely loved every second.
But trust me pham you're statistically above average, its unlikely that girls will turn you down for your dick.
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>6.2 x 5.5 baby dick
die in my sleep already
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>tfw impotent at 25
>tfw I'm a virgin and will probably die one so it doesn't matter
I guess it gets easier when you're completely hopeless, even if I wasn't impotent I barely make it to 5" so fuck it.
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>>25445345
>4'11"
Sounds adorable mang
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>>25442692

Oh man, I want her to measure her dick with my foot so bad.
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>>25442692
Bring more to the table than your dick?
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>5.5 inch length
>4 inch girth

Haven't known a single man to have a thinner dick than me.
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>>25442769
Still no answer...
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>>25446026
Same size as me senpai.
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>>25446026
have you done the sex?
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>>25445410
She was senpai, she was....
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>>25446833
why'd you let her go?
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>>25446803
Take a guess.

Original comment.
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>>25446854
she was getting too attached to me, didnt want to lead her on
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>>25447118
sounds to me like you threw away something special
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>>25447152
I certainly hope not. I wonder sometimes.
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the average male penis in the US is between 5-6 inches

the average shoe size for women in the USA is an 8, which translates into 9.5 inches

almost all penises are smaller than the average woman's sole
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>>25443137
>You robots want big breasted women.
nuh uh, im not a tits guy. i dont care about boobs

>Women want big dicks. You complain but it is the same thing...
breasts are not an analog for penis. vagina is an analog for penis. penis and vagina are requisites for heterosexual sex for all heterosexual couples. boobs are only a requisite if the guy is really into boobs and they only have to be huge boobs if he's from reddit
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>>25447295
how big do you think the dildo and her feet are in op's pic?
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>>25447338
she looks like some tiny gremlin gook/spic so probably 6-7 inches. it looks bigger than it is because she's small and it's a really thick dildo
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>gf tells me my dick is bigger than her dildo
>wants to get the mold on my dick to use it as a dildo (kek)
>its only 7.75in but she thinks its 9-11inches so i just tell her its that size
>one time playing with my flaccid dick (~5in) I said how weird it would be to have sex with her with my dick this small, and she laughed because thats the average size (toppest of keks)

desu i dont understand how dicklets even have sex desu senpai
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>>25447118
Fuck you you fucking faggot

I fucking hate you
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>you will never have a massive cock that is so big that it can't fit into her mouth, vagina, or butt, so the only way that you two can have sex is if she pressed her soles together and you have sex with her solepussy
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>>25447506
She was extremely emotionally dependant on me, I knew that it wasnt gonna last. I had to end it senpai. You cant be greedy when it comes to someone elses feelings.
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im 188cm tall @ 6 inch long and 4.5 girth + grower not shower

girth is too small right
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I want fembots to give EVERY robot a footjob.
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>>25443137
boobs are just a porn thing for me
i dont care when it comes to real women
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>>25448565
My dick is practically the same size but I'm 20 cms shorter then you, so I'm guessing your dick must look pretty small on a dude your size.

I feel you. but at least you're not a manlet.
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>>25443137
they arent anywhere close to the same you fucking dumbass
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>>25448581
the guy in that photo is a fat shit
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I have an 8x6 dick and a lot of girls literally feel loose to me. Like there's nothing there. I mean, they're tight at first when I'm warming them up, but when we've fucked for a half hour it's like I'm screwing a bucket of water.

I don't understand how dicklets can have sex. Do you really feel it?
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>>25442692
1/3rd of her foot is balls, and last I checked the balls don't also go into the vagina

i mean they might but i dont know
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>>25448881
maybe you're just fucking used up whores homie
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>>25444309

When fully erect, I'm 7 inches in length (6.75" within a more accurate margin) and almost 6 inches in circumference.

Considering my height of 6'3", weight of almost 200 lbs flat, a baritone voice (regularly said to have a radio voice by older women) and exceptional intelligence, do all of these things offset my social nerves? I'm not incompetent socially, nor am I autistic, however I definitely experience a certain and somewhat noticeable anxiety. I'm able to fold it into a chatty and endearing persona, but still.
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>>25445240
6.3x5.5 here

^WHAT THE FUCK. THAT WAS NOT AN ORIGINAL COMMENT
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Does anyone have a cock that is sort of discoloured? I'm uncircumcised and sections of my shaft exhibit hyperpigmentation, or excessive melanin. On the whole my penis is quite dark too -- it's as though my cock is more fitting for a black than an ethnic Englishman.
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>>25448881
I know the feel, you do them doggy and sliding in and out gives like 0 friction. Then it's like you want to go there with a piece of clothing and make them dry so you can feel something on your dick again...
(6.5 x 5.5, not that I think it matters)
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>>25449251
>and exceptional intelligence
I always forget 4chan is populated by mensa geniuses
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>>25448888
quads says it could happen
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>>25443579
>dick size: top 2%-0.2% of men
>her height: sub 5'6" easy
And this shit proves what exactly?
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>>25449652
>And this shit proves what exactly?
That short girls will make you feel good about yourself but we're hardwired to want to breed with tall women so our offspring aren't manlets
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>>25443716
>go back home for xmas break
>small town, sub 10,000 people
>all the couples under 35 are with a 1/10 of each other ie 9/10 and a 10/10 or 4/10 and a 3/10
>the only reason this is noticeable is because the city I'm studying at (major Aussie city) you can see 5/10 with 10/10 or 2/10 with 7/10 going both ways all the time
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>>25443137
Men invent plastic surgery.
Women suck big dick. You complain but women are cocksuckers...
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