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Some beta orbiter from normiebook decided he'd had enough. all his social media were covered with pics of other men's gfs. Why do they even bother?
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>>25441113
kek, seems fake although.
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Yeah but it always gives me a good laugh so I hope they never stop
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>>25441113
here you go fampai desu lovey dovey
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I love how oblivious they are to their own cringiness
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>>25441113
>>25441146
A Chad blew him the fuck out
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>>25441113
But m'lady I'm the nice guy you need
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>>25441234
He's right. As much as I envy Chad, he's usually red-pilled.
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>>25441249
damn i wish i could let him do this to me
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>>25441249
Fucking alpha man
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>>25441249
>You want pizzapits?? Im your man

Still gets me to this day. Wouldn't that shit feel uncomfortable though?
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>>25441113
Our school had a Christmas wish contest: His was to be kissed by a cheerleader. He was blindfolded and ended up getting kissed by a guy in a dress in front of the whole school
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>>25441449
Motherfucking Kek no wonder why he's so bitter
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>>25441449
That's what he gets for even thinking for a second he wasn't going to be fucked over by normies.
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>>25441449
Just a prank, bro, we all laughed about it with you man :^)
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>>25441234
fedora status: blown the fuck out
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>>25441449

I thought school in the UK was bad. All those hot cheerleader bitches riding Chads every day whilst the losers get mocked in front of the entire school

>mfw all those Hollywood high school movies were actually accurate depictions
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>>25441449
>non faded-haircut his mom probably cuts at home
>wears athletic wear but is clearly obese and not an athlete
>dad jeans

Thats just what I can see. Repulsive
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>>25441449

so, what should the male version of Carrie be called?

Charles?
John?
Jeffery?
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>>25441192
Holy fuck I'm laughing hard. That cheesy shit wouldn't work on anything but a 12 year old weeaboo gal.
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>>25441449
This one gave me a good laugh too
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>>25441656
Never have I seen a more accurate representation of the beta orbiter
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>>25441656

literally none of them are thinking about fucking him

they are all thinking about how he can be used for entertainment, and only that

my mom denies that girls live on easy mode.
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>>25441656
>hover cheek kiss
Lol thats some next level cucked
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>>25441597
Eliot
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>>25441596
Pic related, it's you, fagtron.
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>>25441741
>ywn be prince
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>>25441656
This is just savage
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>>25441719

unlike hoverhand, its obvious. look how far away she is. although if he ever cleans up, that says that she'd be the first on him, bet

jesus. i have never seen guys do this to a girl.
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>>25441656
She wouldn't even kiss him the idea is enough apparently
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>>25441449
You can even see him shooting up the school in his mind
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He needs to work on his Elliot pose but its still good
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>>25441852
give us his facebook please
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>>25441830
He tried, at least once. For reference the gym he's in here hasn't been open for years but he's still fat
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>>25441656
I dunno, but this pictures makes me sad, i mean really sad, nobody deserve this kind of treatment unless you are a child molester or abusing animals, poor man
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>>25441192
Jesus Christ its like im re-living the mid 00s all over again
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>>25441852
Am I the only one who doesn't think he's ugly?
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>>25441907
Nah I was just going to say there's really nothing wrong with his looks.
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>>25441881

dude if youre pulling this off someone you knows facebook then you are fucked up lol

>>25441907

he not attractive either. he has to put in some work. It seems most men do, and thats part of becoming "good looking"

josh from drake and josh wasnt always a good looking chad desperate for a career
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>>25441656
>that look of barely-concealed disgust on the qts hoverkissing him
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>>25441192
> *laughs while tipping my fedora*
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>>25441449
>He was blindfolded and ended up getting kissed by a guy in a dress in front of the whole school
And then they wonder why kids end up shooting schools.
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>>25441656

>those gorgeous black girls

fucking jealous of them. there's about 3 of them in the picture (one is light with red hair), even blows the asian out.
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>>25441161
Is that Pete Campbell?
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>>25441449

that is fucking hilarious, anymore details? It happened and he sperged out later in OP screencap?
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>>25441234
Damn, David

he's absolutely right tho
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>>25441930
>>25441954
he looks too soft and friendly, good for the teddy bear beta role girls like not not a boyfriend to fuck them

He would look great if he started lifting and got rid of the baby fat
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>>25442097
That was maybe two years ago. He dropped out after it happened and spent his time beta orbiting successful guys from high school's hot gfs
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>>25441113
at least they try. I'm so pathetic that I really never asked a girl out. I got with y only gf by a friend for like 8 months and been single since she left me like 3 years ago.

Couple of girls told me I'm handsome but I don't really believe it. I'm a 170cm manlet, red hair and talk a lot, I barely can stand myself.
How do I get the confidence to ask grills out and how do I do that, robots?
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>>25441178

Is that an email from CWC?
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>>25442195

He dropped out BECAUSE of it? holy shit
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>>25441907
He's not ugly at all t. femanon.

He's not hot either though. He's at the (very common) midtier point where it all comes down to presentation; how he acts, what vibe do others get from him, is he confident, is he casually friendly without seeming needy, how he dresses etc. If it's done wrong, a guy will seem like a creepy loser, and if it's done right, he'll seem like a normie or even an attractive dude.

He also should lose some weight. But there's nothing fundamentally wrong with his looks.
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Such a happy face
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>>25442214

>170
>manlet

Christ, expectations are really high huh? 170cm is big to me and im 156cm

inb4 womanlet
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>>25442689
And here's the comments
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This one's fucking hilarious my senpai's
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>>25442794
post more comments please
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>>25441249
Anyone have that one ad that says basically
>you can come over and play with my trainset
>nothing sexual has to happen
>we can even play vidya on the dreamcast
>but I have to be nude
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>>25442366
That's good to hear because I'm about the same level of attractiveness as him, maybe even worse because I have horrible acne scarring. The key difference is that I dress well and am able to fake confidence.
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>>25441192
all he wanted was the reply "*glomps you*"
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>>25441711
of course women don't think they have it easy. socity and feminism teach women that they are always the victim.
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Another good chuckle
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>>25442838
Not buyin it
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>>25443037
You can tell he's gonna demolish that pussy in a bit
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Don't know about you guys but I look forward to the school shooting. Just think we discovered him first.
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>>25441866

Go back to /b/, aspie.
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>>25443029

its cuz she uses examples of women not in 1st world countries as her model of how women are "really" treated

meanwhile she even said herself she never saw herself getting married and having kids. Here I am, hoping to have a wife and kids..
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>>25443106
Not consensually but yeah
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>>25443117
if she doesn't live in the 3rd world you tell a bitch to shut the fuck up if she isn't going to activly do something to improve 3rd world conditions instead of being an armchair activist

grill grows up in merica
"waaa clearly I was treated like grills in sudan and had my gentials mutilated"

I have a 0 tolorence for that shit western grills can be emotionless to get what they want, even using others suffering
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>>25443037
he would look like a chad if he lifted
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>>25443231

i know this

my father had told me that women will never admit it, because it undermines their agenda. They are victims, and whatever they do, they are doing to a potential predator, not a human being

the part that gets me, is that with how much I cry, and whine all day about what selfish bitches girls are, and how I cannot get a girl cuz standards are too high even for me(a man with a car, job and school being a victim), she cannot see, or admit that any of what I talk about(from here) could be true, which is what women say men do to them all the time especially during rape accusations.
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>>25442214
Go to bed, Thomas.
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>>25443397
you don't debate or talk with women, you don't consider their opinions, you just treat them as cute overgrown children, humour them, then fuck them
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>>25443397
I personally don't believe rape accusatons, especially now as western socity is taking a guilty till innocent approach ( which goes against everything the courts stand for)

plus the high profile cases (rolling stones, matress grill) and a surprising amount locally with little or no reprecussion for destroying a mans reputation and people will still call him a rapist.

I find it hard to bring myself to engage with women now especially those in college/university where feminist academics are at there strongest,
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>>25441113
Is he the next Elliot?
Original
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>>25441449
This is how school shooters are made.
Orig
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>>25441234
>faithful women
Bluepilled as fuck desu
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>>25443955
and then normies cry when autists fight back.
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>>25445222
REEEEEEEEEEEEE UPRISING!
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>>25443333
Eh, I don't know about that. The mindset is also important
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>>25442335
I don't know if it was "because" of it but he did drop very shortly afterwards. I didn't hear of anyone being punished for it.
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>>25441596
>non faded-haircut his mom probably cuts at home

projecting this hard
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>>25442838
Imma call fake on that one.
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