last word
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what will be your last words bots ?
Blood for the emperor!
I assume by the time I die, a beta overlord has begun his conquest and I have sworn fealty to him.
>>25440274
I found Rome a city of bricks, and left it a city of marble.
I regularly jacked off to furry futanari porn.
>>25440274
I wish l had tried
>>25440274
maybe i will jerk off one last time
>I once felt up my cousin while she was sleeping. She was 11 at the time I was 14.
>>25440343
>you can't stop the uprising!
>>25440343
how is he/she still a beta?
>>25440274
Most likely a scream, or a grunt.
Maybe if those tallies had better marksmanship, a confirmation from an hour before my death.
>THIS COULD BE YOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!
>To be continued... (?)
Video games and drugs are better than bitches and money.
A CORNERED FOX IS MORE DANGEROUS THAN A JACKAL!
>>25440343
>blood for the emperor
>blood
>for the emperor
I love you all. Don't blame yourself, this isn't your fault.
>>25441280
I like the way you think, anon.
> This is good... isn't it?
>>25441382
skulls for the golden throne
>>25440274
I die, so that robots may thrive and prosper.
> Mmmm whacha saaaay?
> Mmmm that you only meant well?
> Well of course you did
> Mmmm whacha saaaay?
> Mmmm that its all for the best?
> Of course it is.
>Ooh, ah, up the RA!
>>25440725
why anon,why did you do it
>>25440274
What are you gonna do? Shoot me?
Apologies to my friends.
>>25441670
>unironically being a taig
shiggydiggy
>>25440274
Shit, I can/t remember.
>>25440274
My inheritance?
Yes, i hid all my treasure in...
*die
>>25445228
why,anon
is it gold or friendship
I blame moot.
>>25446099
And now for something completely different.
I hate you mum
I'm going to die from carbon monoxide poisoning in my car, but scattered throughout the car will be a bunch of coordinates and a cryptogram that translates to nothing. All of this in the hopes that someone adds me to the list of mysterious deaths on wikipedia.
THIS IS MY RIFLE THIS IS MY GUN ONE IS FOR FIGHTING ONE IS FOR FUN
Then I shoot my dick off and bleed to death
I thought I farted by I shat my pants
>"I don't know what that button does. Press it and find out."
>"Be careful with that carbon tetrachloride. I don't want any accidents."
>"No, I don't smell gas. Why do you ask?"
>"Hey, look what I can do!"
>"I'm pretty sure this is fatal. Anybody want to light a cigarette for me?"
Probably something like that.
Realistically,
>FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFU-
or some other very panicked and angry series of expletives.
Actually, I'd bet good money that a lot of people's last words were something like that.
>>25440274
>>fuck off ya cunts!
>>25447249
Screenied, ready to solve so that you can be quickly forgotten about.
