>be me, 18
>be somali
>meet a girl named Fatima at the mosque
>she was buying a shawarma from the pita stand outside of the men's section
>we talk for a while, share a bunch of interests
>we both like somalinet, soccer, and Assassin's creed black flag
>invite her back to my place after Jumu'ah prayer to play it
>I know hooyo already made shaah and prepared the xalwa since she always does on fridays
>walking home with Fatima, I brag to her about how many quran verses I memorized just in the past week
>she's thoroughly impressed
>arrive at my house
>I can already smell the unsi from outside
>disgunbegood.jpg
>unlock door, walk in through corridor
>I can hear paltalk fainty in the background
>hooyo is talking on the phone quite loudly to ayeeyo in the jikad
>make our way down to the basement
>I bring refreshments downstairs
>horrified at what was sitting on my couch
>it's Libaan
>he is already flirting with Fatima, mentioned how many free movies and music he pirated online using uTorrent
>"Warya Fatima, we should go over to my ship right now, I'm sure Mohammud over here is no fun anyway"
>Fatima's very impressed, almost took off her hijaab
>No no no this can't be happening
>She decides to leave with Libaan
>before Libaan walks out the door, he turns towards me, and says
>"Mohammud, I am the captain now"
>tfw spent the whole afternoon eating beris and hilib ari and crying in the musqush by myself
>tfw Libaan is already halfway done with his somali wife harem (Fatima is his fifth)
>tfw I didn't even get my first wife yet
>tfw he's going to spend his summers going to Puntland collecting prime teen wives, riding camels and drinking ambo
>tfw I'll never be able to go back to Mogadishou without being mugged, killed, or taken as a hostage
Why do Fatimas always want Libaans?
Jesus Christ its hard to read this
>>25439189
Are you a kafir? That might be why. It's hard for kafir to decipher anything written or spoken by the righteous.
>< Be swedish
>< get raped by disgusting somaili piece of shit nigger
FUCK YOU OP I WILL FUCKING KILL YOU
>>25439243
It's not my fault that your women love the big Somali cock baka.
One of my uncles live in sweden and the other lives in germany, they love it there. Thanks for making them feel comfortable and being wonderful hosts!
>>25439331
if they like ur dicks so much why do u have to RAPE them then? LMAO FUCING RETARD SHORT BLACK NIGGER AHAH AHAHAHAHAHHAHA
>>25439160
Top banter. Hope this isn't pasta.
>>25439358
It's only reported as rape because your women feel shame that they needed BSC to be satistfied when their own men couldn't. They are trying to salvage your egos but alas, they will keep coming back for more.
walaal I like your style but not your qabeelalso check em
>>25439408
lowest responses from women to men.
BLACK
highest responses rates from women to men.
WHITE.
and black to black, but no one cares about black women lmao.
KEK WHAT A SOMALI MEMER U ARE, LMAO MANLET ahh ah ah hahahah FUCKING NIGGA
>>25439331
>big somali cock
Plz go with this meme, the big black cocks come from us west africans not you east african sissies.
>>25439511
DAMN NIGGA!!!!
>>25439511
wow seems like no one likes somali niggers
fuck off somalis, and get the fuck out of my state with your dirty welfare refugees, crime, and drug abuse
>>25439511
mfw when this is proof that no one likes blacks
>>25439511
We dont care both the east african pussy in this thread and me a nigerian immigrant in America will still fuck white women.
>>25439569
>>25439549
>>25439535
why would i ever stop doing this? looks like a somali nigger got rekt with evidence ahahahaahahahahahaha
Autism: the thread
le original comment :DD
>>25439564
You shouldnt have messed with Africa if you didnt us blacks in your countries mate.
>>2543923
Oh fuck m80 that's some serious stuff
>>25439574
http://uk.askmen.com/top_10/travel/top-10-tallest-countries_1.html
LMAO NO AFRICAN COUNTRY EVEN IN TOP 10, LMAO AFRICANS ARE SO SHORT AHHAHAHAHAHHA
hA
ha
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a A HAH AH AHHAHAHAH AH A LMAO AFRICANS ARE JUST SHORT NIGGER MIDGETS LMFAO THEY HAVE TO RAPE TO GET LAIDS WHAT AP ETHCI NIGGERS LAMAO seriously i rape all nigers
>>25439511
>online dating
Aboowe, the only reason women go for online dating is to find a beta provider who will settle down with their haram roast beef flaps. Of course, they know that whites are the biggest cucks, so that is who they will go for.
>>25439624
Trip code fagging I see?
>>25439638
Im 6'3 and the men in my country are usually tall along with the women, im not sure what you are implying white man.
>>25439618
If you want to come over here and live as Americans, fine. If you want to move to America to get free rent and do everything in your power to not work and assault native citizens on the streets you should be immediately deported and given back to whatever warlord is running your country.
>>25439644
This you low tier white men are hilarious.
>>25439644
LOL you watch anime? lol weeaboo anime u are just a manlet balck guy who wants to be cool lmao I RAPE YOU /
ALSO BLACK WOMEN WENT FOR BLACK GUY, BY UR LOGIC THAT MEANS BLACK GUYS ARE ALSO BETA ORBIETS FOR BALCK WOMEN? rETARD KID
but thruout this argument i fel bad for u, u keep posting pictures of white anime character that u wanna bel ike or something, just .. suicide and u might get reborn as white
>>25439488
Walaahi this is underrated.
>>25439644
Please go back to Naijaforums Axum.
I really don't want to have to deal with butthurt shisayes in the morning.
>>25439675
Fuck that we don't need anymore people in America. Especially more niggers and Muslims.
>>25439160
>tfw when somalian and can perfectly understand the terminology used in this post
Absolutely amazing post, had a hearty laugh OP
Wow, lots of Somalians on here
Where are you all from?
>>25440008
Canada
>>25439981
You are very welcome. I'm happy you could have a laugh.
>>25440008
Netherlands walaalo
>>25440008
Somalia?
>>25439511
>2016
>Not wanting a nigress
>Wanting a basic White bitch or a boring Asian whore
>>25440167
disgusting nigger picture i puked
>>25440167
Those AM/BF threads got me feeling some type of way.
Now I really want a black girlfriend.
>>25440008
>>25439981
Somalian isn't a word. It's Somali
>"Mohammud, I am the captain now"
Fucking lost it there
>>25439981
>tfw not somali and have to look up this stuff
Still funny, great post OP.
>>25439160
Top post OP- your commitment and effort did not go unnoticed. You will shortly be contacted with details pertaining to your free 4CHAN GOLD account.
-The 4chan team.
>>25439160
Kkkkkkkkkk
My hoyo is always on paltalk
>>25440463
It drives me crazy after a little while man
>>25439160
>almost took off her hijaab
i almost shit myself right there
>>25440463
So is mine kek, her addiction to paltalk is like mine to 4channel
>>25440368
>>25440623
>>25440264
I am very satisfied that you all seem to find my original post satisfying. Thank you.
>>25439160
10/10 post
Where should I send the caano geel and chaad?
>>25440846
you can send it to your nearest Al-Shabab recruiter and say that it is a package for Mohammud Al-Aziz Ahmed Mohammud
mahadsanid!
pls post somali qts
>>25441404
There's a half somali girl that posts here. She's cute but I didn't save her photos.She has the signature five head and everything.
>>25439160
This was a delicious read, 10/10
Nigerian genetics>Somali genetics desu
>>25440008
Kentucky my brother
Original post
>>25440192
>be swedish
>hate black women
>fap to black men wrecking white pussies
nord men are fucking kuks. i would rather deal with a race of men who hates black men and wants to sexually abuse black girls and kept them as sex slaves
>>25439160
>tfw I'll never be able to go back to Mogadishou without being mugged, killed, or taken as a hostage
Iktf walaalkay.
>>25439160
Can you please explain your entire culture.
I can't make heads or tails of what's going on here.
>>25439638
I'm a somali and i'm 6'5
But everyone in my family is tall, most of the others somalis are manlets.
>>25440008
Switzerland, senpai.
But my family come from Mogadiscio.
Yes, indeed, I understand some of those words.
Is this the new >tfw no qtp2t filipina gf thread?
>>25444730
Huere usslaender, ich schaff di uss!
>>25445255
Gruezi Bruder, unfortunately, i'm not in the german side of our beautiful country
If you wrote in regular german, i may understand it, btw
PS: Check them
>>25445229
It could be tbqh
Go to /pol/ to get rare flag
>>25439160
This is a good meme. Very nice my friend.
>>25446434
The only problem is thatI'm in Canada
Isn't there more somalis in Sweden now than in Somalia itself?
>Live in Western Europe country
>Live Western Europe lifestyle
>Speak Western Europe language
>Claim to be Somali
If you love your country so much, go back there
