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>huge slut
>still an innie
you're a roastie on the inside
how is that a bad thing?
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>>25438960
never said it was
"feels" means bad stuff
learn our memes man
If you were a huge slut you'd have no problems posting said innie in this thread.
But you won't since you're actually just a gayboi.
>tfw i will never be a cute chick
>will never get to be a slut
feelsbadman
at least i'm moderately attractive and well endowed. being a guy has benefits
>huge slut
>still an innie
>but that's probably because I'm fat
Oh um
I start training in mixed martial arts on Monday. It was my new years resolution. I have zero experience fighting and not much working out either. I haven't told anyone IRL yet because I'm afraid I won't stick with it. I want to become a badass though, and beat other women up. But first, lots and lots of training and getting in shape. Wish me luck senpaitachi.
>>25438897
>virgin
>also a roastie
>never even fingered myself before
Can someone explain how this is possible? Is it really genetics?
>promiscuous innies
>celibate outies
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>>25439494
me n my boys ran a train on you while you were sleeping
fembots, how hard is it to seduce the average male?
not talking alpha chads or betas. just the regular male.
Is it just show him a bit of tittie and he's good to go?
>>25439494
your genes cucked you
>tfw my genes cucked me by giving me alcoholism and a shitload of allergies
>>25439763
>your genes gave you alcoholism
lolnoep, it's all your own shortcoming.
>>25439763
>tfw another alcoholic-gene bro.
goes back 4 generations as far as I know for me.
It's suffering. Too scared to drink.
>>25439261
how can you be a fat slut if most guys find fat girls unattractive?
serious question btw
>>25438897
>>25439082
this guy's art is pretty much the best thing ever
>>25439730
the average man yes it's very easy
but the not-so-hot guy on the football team is not the average man
>>25439854
guys aren't picky like women are. You don't get to pick out the hottest girl, you take what you can get. Fat girls can get reasonably attractive guys ez pz
>>25439854
have you ever met a fat girl lol
>>25439854
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q6I7Lnwkev0
replace fat with dwarf
>>25440000
checking digits
>>25439854
You have never heard of a practice girl? Cmon senpai, fat chicks are easy to pump and dump.
Best part is they usually fuck the best and are so used to it that they dont get emotionally attached.
>>25440076
>>25439988
>>25439932
>>25439927
then explain to me why I'm a kissless virgin and guys never want anything to do with me
they are completely repulsed by me
>>25439494
Yes, it is. People are born different. Having a protruding labia majora has nothing to do with whether or not you're a virgin. The idea that your meatflaps are somehow pulled out of your body by having dicks inside of you is perpetuated by virgin men who don't actually know how vaginas work.
>>25440117
Well there is a difference between a fat chick and an obese chick. Which are you? Then I can answer it reasonably.
>>25440117
you aren't trying
>>25440117
There are guys who would absolutely fuck you or be in a relationship with you, you're just glossing them over because your instincts as a female won't allow you to see them as human.
>>25439451
good luck fembot. beat the shit out of those stacies for us.
>>25439822
To be fair, genetics do play a part in nearly everything we do. Some geneticists theorize that there may be genetic determinism which means literally nothing you do is actually your own will and your genes dictate 100% of what you do.
But that's just a philosophical theory for now. We do know that genes do actually play a part in alcoholism. It may not necessarily force you to drink, but there are genes that predispose you to certain activities. Some of those are overindulging in vices, leading to addiction. While not necessary for addiction to form, these genes form a powerful catalyst for self destructive behavior.
>>25440144
>>25440156
Ignore these two beta bitches
>>25440117
If you are obese af that is the reason, nothing else. If you are just chubby its because you surprisengly still need to be social and meet people to get fucked.
Sitting at home being neet, chad isnt gonna show up at your door and fuck you.
>>25440117
you just need to work on your hoe skillz
>>25440117
>>25440246
I fuck plenty of chubs and they are usually good fucks but I defiantly will never go out of my way to fuck one.
Its more just a "oh its pretty late, and im pretty drunk you look good lets fuck"
>>25440140
>>25440144
>>25440156
I am fat, not obese. but I do have small boobs. they look like fat guy boobs.
I have actually approached a lot of people in an effort to increase my social skills. I was brutally rejected by everyone. even if I needed a pencil or a simple favor, I would stright up get told "no". they didn't even try to reject me softly. One time I asked a fat boy to be my partner because I knew the teacher would yell at me if I was alone again, and he said "NO" without hesitation.
>>25440246
>says to ignore two posts
>then corroborates those two posts
>>25439822
it's both t b h
>>25439841
I gave in and now spend most of my income on drink. it's probably going to kill me soon, but since I'm too cowardly to kill myself that's a good thing
>>25440306
Cool story brah. Keep on wasting your time making up stories about you being a fat girl and getting rejected, we all know the truth about how this shit really goes down. There's ALWAYS a guy down, ALWAYS.
>>25440366
Alcoholic liver disease is an extremely painful way to go. I recommend you get your shit together and replace alcohol with weed or something.
>>25440306
Well do you shower, and take care of yourself?
There was a post I read that summed it all up the other night.
Chicks get all dressed up, do their hair, smell good, and act normal then they get called sluts and roasties for rejecting the greasy nerd that is "nice" to them. Like they are supposed to just fall in love with them.
Same goes for males towards below average females. If you dont have the looks, then you need to shower, and take care of yourself.
>>25440129
why do roasties lie to protect themselves even though we all know the truth?
>>25438897
You do not belong here. Leave. Remember comrades, sage and report shit-tier threads like this one. It is up to you to us to make // great again and restore it to its former glory. We must sage and report threads that are not posted by straight white males. No Normies, no women, no niggers, no Asians, none of that. This board is for greentexting. Fembot feels are not greentext. They are retarded circlejerk stories about shit nobody but narcissistic roasties care about. Remove trap threads, gay threads, Help from Chad/Help frpm successful robots (unless they prefer to be back to their former status)/help from roasties to help beta C |_| C K S get roasties. No more tinder threads. No more retarded wage vs. NEET threads (we're all miserable in some way or another, nobody care if you have 100+ hour workweek or make a godly amount of money as a NEET). We will take back what is rightfully ours, and the jan's and mods better help us. Purge this board of the cancer, parasitic colonies, and toxin flowing in from normies, and restore this board to its glory days. Remove Normalfag.
>>25440441
Because comrade, they are useless without sex and the power of attraction, so they defend the only true power they have with everything that they can, which is not much, so most people can see through the thinly veiled defense.
>>25440366
i feel le your pain, i spend my days chewing up opiates. slow painful death for the win?
>>25440414
given the health issues I was having before I started drinking, it's far more likely I'll die of stomach cancer or something, which will probably happen whether or not I drink
Yeah but you can still tell, with innies that have been busted out, when they get turned on they look haggered, it's just an illusion when not in that state.
Gulp, I love sluts. Even more so when they're my little dirty slutz.
>we're now feeding these sluts
I want you all to die. I once traveled with good people, now you're all shit. Please die.
Would any fembot like to have a strictly internet based relationship with me where we message each other and talk about cute couple shit, flirt, and talk about our day? We'd never try to meet up or anything, or even exchange photographs.
Email is tfwnodomgf@gmail (I'm a switch if that changes anything)
>>25438897
I've seen this image several times, any sauce on it?
>>25440607
There is absolutely nothing wrong with sexually promiscuous women
>>25441806
http://exhentai.org/g/705140/5230c53fe6/
>>25442457
They don't belong on this board. They can go to lolcow or /cgl/. /r9k/ is a men's board.
>>25443475
Times change Anon
>tfw every female is supposed to have at least one guaranteed beta orbiter
>tfw pretty sure no-one on your university course actually knows your name
>tfw sometimes see a thad-like guy looking at you but he's never talked to you at all and doesn't drown you in gifts
>>25444064
You probably reek of entitlement, thats why no one orbits you.
>>25438897
Is acnekun right?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m8zWZf28v84
>>25442457
Naw, sluts are cancer
>>25444135
i-i'm not sure what that means. i don't have all the things i want in life but i 100% accept that it's up to me to change that.
>>25438897
That doujin is so fucking based
>>25445190
hirame is god tier
>>25439763
And also your face, Samson.
>>25445375
did you eat your new bf's asshole yet?
>>25438897
GET THE FUCK OUT ROASTIE ROOOOOOOO
POO POO
PEE PEE
>>25444977
>i want this guy who im not even dating or fucking to drown me in gifts
Thats why. Dumb bitch
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