Guys guys GUYS!
I matched a fucking Stacey on tinder
What do I say to her to put my willy inside her so I can shed my pathetic virginity?
>>25436043
Say you are black with a BBC.
Be a normie: ask her "i only give my top contacts emojis, which three ones describe you best ;)
what is the name again for UK sluts?
she looks like one
inb4 she flakes out also don't go here of all places for dating advice you madman
Lets get this robot laid
This nigga blurred out her name but left her entire body and face exposed. As if I know her full body profile from head to toe like but what really helped me track her down is knowing her name is Hailey.
>>25436201
slag?
Its a bot.
Shoot it a message and have some laughs.
>msg her
>sorry i accidentally swiped right. oops haha bye
>>25436232
yeah i think that was it, sorry i'm not from the UK
she looks like one of those "slags"
Say L O N D O N
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>>25436246
also kek I can't believe "slag?" was an original comment
>>25436043
You need to drink some alcohol before and during your date with her, it will help you get interesting and interested, not even kidding.
>>25436170
I'm pale as shit
>>25436186
That's gay
>>25436201
I am in the UK, she is a british slag.
>>25436204
I have no where else to go
>>25436228
Nice try
>>25436239
She's not, we have 16 common connections.
>>25436291
HOW DO I GET A DATE WITH HER?
>>25436314
ok well if she is one of those "slag" types, just tell her you want to take her out drinking, with drinks on you
it would probably work, just go to a low key pub and make sure she doesn't start flirting with another idiot there
>>25436314
It might be gay but women eat that sgit up desu
>>25436043
"I like your hair, let's make out."
This will get you in with a 90% success rate.
She looks so fucking British.
Probably shits the queen.
"Can you fit in that oven?"
>>25436358
that's what I want to ask her but I need some kind of run up
>>25436376
I'm not sure...
>>25436043
inb4 bot. failing that, inb4 no reply
Not to be that guy, but she's likely just fishing for compliments and you have no chance.
wow she's disgusting
Post screenshot
Op dont be a beta forever
>>25436415
I guarantee it anon
>>25436415
since when do you need "some kind of run up" to ask one of those UK whores out to the pub for drinks?
american here, i thought the "slags" were supposed to be easy mode fucks if you just get them drunk
tell her she's cute or whatever you britfags call your whores, and just invite her out for drinks
>>25436454
the slags aren't easy in america unless you're a chad, do you believe it to be different abroad?
>>25436463
that's why this faggot has to hurry up and make this happen before brit-chad steps in
go to the pub and play darts or something
brits love darts and drinking, or so i have been told
>>25436444
Screen shot of what? cool trips
>>25436454
They are easy mode when they're drunk. But it's hard mode before getting them drunk. Especially when you're a robot.
>>25436491
The chat, and triperonis
Offer some tea with biscuits or some shit.
>>25436043
Match with someone in your league. That's the best thing you can do, if you think she's out of your league then don't try it.
>>25436043
why do british girls look like deer? throw in a little slav tho and they become the most attractive white women.
>>25436491
Don't you get thrown in jail for 90 years for that though?
>>25436579
>jail
>90 years
do you even know the difference between jail/prison senpai?
Hi they there cutie. You dtf?
>>25436514
There is no chat yet. Once somebody gives me something safe and useful to use I'll post it.
>>25436556
Does she look upperclass to you?
>>25436569
No
>>25436579
She's 20. I found her FB
>>25436603
Has that ever worked for you?
>>25436491
>But it's hard mode before getting them drunk.
You can practice by reading some stuff online about dating, there are many chads writing blogs and giving advices, it's legit useful mate
The key thing is actually making the girl think you don't NEED to get laid, women hate giving their pussy to thirsty betas, they will gladly suck your cock if you don't care about them sucking it.
>>25436630
Dunno, im a 29 yo virgin. Try it.
Im the last poster. Fuck mobiles.
Hope you have a car dude.
>>25436630
Take risks man, you dont even know her, if yyou spaghetti you can just. Bail
Gotta take risks sometimes anon
>>25436630
Have fun with being ignored then :))))))))
>>25436630
She looks like she's down with the queen. Why not?
>>25436630
Op if this kid can do it you can too easily
>>25436043
Your place. Tomorrow. Make sure you're on the pill. Bring your friends if you want, but only if you want. -That's it.
>>25436748
Yeah, no, don't do this.
>>25436748
>Your place. Tomorrow. Make sure you're on the pill. Bring your friends if you want, but only if you want. -That's it.
>Darth Pegasus
8/10
You guys mean something like this?
I can't think of anything witty
>>25436043
Say "nothing sexier then a bitch in a kitchen. Wanna come over and fix me a sammich?"
>>25436415
If you bring her to a bar you will fucking lose her guaranteed
>>25436821
Cut out "a pub" and youre golden
>>25436630
Literally just tell her to go to drinks with you
>>25436821
have fun opening tinder all day today and tomorrow waiting for a response to your golden one liner until you realise shes not going to reply.
>>25436821
Just talk normally you autistic shit
>hey how about some drinks tonight?
>>25436821
I'm a certified black belt in memeing and a master at making women unmatch me. Will you be next?
>>25436874
If she doesnt reply he'll just match another one
>>25436920
rinse, repeat.
ad infinitum until 'there are no more matches in your area'
>>25436936
What method of approach do you suggest then, smartpants ?
Screenshot op
>>25436965
Delete Tinder. Leave your house.
I went for it, not expecting a reply.
>>25436989
I wasn't OP. If he fucks it up on Tinder he surely doesn't stand a chance face to face with a girl. Your advice is shit, you are disregarded.
>>25437033
haha u fuckd up kid
>>25437068
WRONG, if you fuck up face to face with a girl you don't stand a chance on Tinder. Anyone at least average looking can go out and actually get a conversation with a girl in real life (in the right setting) becuase they aren't literally being bombarded by other more attractive men trying to talk to them. If you can't talk to a girl in real life you don;t stand a chance on tinder unless you want to fuck uggos. Girls like the OP girl are literally receiving matches and messages constantly at all times. OP is like a little fruit fly amongst the others.
>>25436043
It's a spam bot dumbass. That or those cam girls. Stop being gullible.
>>25437033
>want
Wrong
Anyway there're many girls out there just keep trying
>>25437033
>want to go
how about let's go. no question mark
>not expecting a reply
then why even send the message?
>>25436920
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I0dBVsCe2fM
>>25437157
>then why even send the message?
number game, why not?
>>25437236
>it's a numbers game
I love this meme
>>25437329
what? do you really think we still live in an age where choosing one girl and then courting her until you've proven your worth is still a viable romantic tactic? It's literally about being as available as possible to as many women as possible without making it immediately obvious to them that you are playing the feild until you eventually get a strike.
>>25437371
What kind of robot has the opportunities to make himself available to more than one woman?
>>25437525
All of them, if you don't act on it that's your problem but calling the numbers game a 'meme' is just incorrect.
bring the bantz OP, that's how you do it
>>25437704
harr harr bantarr innit?
>>25436043
she probably liked you drunk or by accident
prepare to be ignored or only get one or two 'hi's"
