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anyone here has a fleshlight?
>how does it feel
>how do you prepare urself using it
>how is it cleaning it
>where did u buy and did u lose ur sphagetti
>>25435016
>fleshlight
>not an onahole
normie shit
>>25435016
Why is it a roastie?
>>25435052
because you are a meme faggot
ROASTIE GETING TOASTEI XD XD
>>25435016
>>how does it feel
>there's a lot of different ones that all feel different
>>how do you prepare urself using it
>by doing a handstand while huffing nigger shit
>>how is it cleaning it
>you run water through it
>>where did u buy and did u lose ur sphagetti
>they're sold online
>>25435016
I just want to go all out and get a doll
>>25435214
Why not escorts
>>25435214
Why not just go to the cemetery and dig up a body creepo.
>>25435016
why does it have a roastie, and why does it look like the batman symbol
>>25435252
I'd be too nervous to fuck an escort
Yes
I have one shaped like a butthole
Tight, better than the real thing
Lube up and stroke a little bit before sticking it in
A pain
Ex bought it off the internet, didn't like it, gave it to me
>>25435077
ey funny guy
>>25435016
cleaning it is cancer, better just fap
>>25435283
They can't judge you lad, they are the scum of society and they know it
>>25435308
Are you implying your a faggot son?
>>25435052
>filename
>read the side
There's your answer
>>25435267
That's weird? Bullshit
>>25435308
are you a faggot anon
>>25435361
No I put it in my vagina
![1426629513535[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/bSB7wzX.jpg "1426629513535[1].jpg")
I have two. Pictured is one of them.
It's honestly amazing. Why even spend money on hookers when this is ready for me at all times? They feel great and are relatively cheap and inexpensive.
Now if only they made a fake, plastic wife that took care of you and loved you.
>>25435016
I had one but threw it out after using it for just over a year
>how does it feel
Weird, some times the orgasm was very good, but most of the times it was dissapointing, overal the stimulation was just different wich can be nice
>how do you prepare urself using it
You have to get really hard to use it, a half boner isnt enough, at least for me it was just not working with a flacid dick or a half erection, only a full hard on erection worked, Also lube, enough lube. Oh also letting the fleshlight float in hot water before using it was nice.
>how is it cleaning it
annoying as it will take a minute or two after each time, i only used hot water, sometimes boiling water
>where did u buy and did u lose ur sphagetti
Online on a large specialised webshop. No as i knew they sell those things every day
I threw it away btw because it smelled like dried up cum a lot and the inside started to break down, like little holes everywhere, but also only 1 in 4 faps were good with it, the other 75% of the times were just awkward where i couldnt finish and had to use my deathgrip hand to finish or i just gave up wich was frustrating.
Im thinking right now about buying another tho, i had a few really good masturbation sessions with it
>>25435052
it's meant to be some bat-shaped dracula bullshit
>still toasty though
>>25435278
look at the fucking filename, it's a sp00ky dracula version
>>25435481
>truth?!
>lies?!
fucking kek
I have an original one, not this fake chink shit other are posting.
It feels good, it is different from straight fapping. You don't really need to heat it up before and you can start fucking with half an erection and get it going from there. I will post pics of mine if asked.
>>25435016
I made a fleshlight once, it's pretty easy to make and takes around 3 minutes to produce. All you need are 2-3 socks, a rubber glove, and a rubber band or head band.
I bought that tenga flip cup thing, it's pretty okay
feels good desu
but it's a whole ordeal, since lube gets into your crotch and sometimes onto the floor if you're sitting - always have to clean up a biti come inside too, cleaning that isn't fun
>>25435016
It's an okay toy if you really need to mix it up but the prep/cleanup is a chore
I usually fap without lube, holes require lube so it's extra steps. Mine has been sitting in the closet for months
>>25435016
The vagina on that flashlight looks disgusting.
>>25435016
Feels like a rubber sleeve. It's soft and nice.
I spit into it a lot and fuck it
I rinse it with water
Got it online, my Somalian Muslim flatmate Muhammad got it and told me I was disgusting when I got home
>>25435016
>not getting the succu dry
>>25435028
they're both good, onaholes get rekt'd faster though imo
>>25435016
>anyone here has a fleshlight?
Yes
>how does it feel
Very very nice
>how do you prepare urself using it
Put some lube and paper towels in range.
>how is it cleaning it
Easy. Just let water flow through it
>where did u buy and did u lose ur sphagetti
Amazon. Not really, i even got it sent to my parents with a few other things and said it was a present for xmas. It was in a typical amazon packing and a silver paper without a pic or something on it.
I had 2 onahole and fucked them to death with my 4 inch pencil. They are fun but I never bothered replacing them.
Be prepare to take care and maintain them, unless you want to stick your dick into a moldy bacteria pit.
I made one with gloves, sponges and a plastic bottle
It's cool I guess
>>25435016
Feels waaaaaaaay fucking better than fapping thats for sure
I warm it up and lube it up
You just run it under some water from the sink
I bought it off their site and no
>>25435481
Where did you get that?
>>25435481
how's that one specifically? it's called the mouth of truth, right?
I really wanna get it, but don't know how it'd feel compared to a tenga which I had a few years ago.
>>25435016
Why the fuck would people buy an onahole with a roastie?
You can get a superior nip puffy vulva. It makes roasties so mad that betas will rather settle with this than their disgusting used up cunt.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=32cOWOofp_U
>>25435016
I have the golden one (training one), feels almost like a real pussy.
Check the F.A.Q. on the official website, it mentions the pre-heating, the kind of lube, etc
Cleaning is easy but keep in mind that you have to let it dry next to a window for a while, or black spots will appear. And it makes noise too. So if you live with your parents you might not get a lot of chances to use it.
>>25440105
hold up home boy, I have the training one too, and its rare I get to talk to an anon who has it too and especially one who says hes had sex before
first off, are you cut or uncut?
secondly, have you only had sex with a condom or have you done it bareback?
third, do you warm the fleshy up or use it room temperature?
>>25435016
Save your money.
Better to sit on your hand u dont jack with till it goes numb, then have fun.
>>25440181
Uncut
Only had sex with a condom (sometimes I fuck the fleshlight with a condom lel)
I don't warm it
When I say it feels real, it's more about the texture, the elasticity, the pressure on your penis of the thing compared to other toys.
>how does it feel
Better than the real thing, the main advantage is that you get to fap with a humping motion instead of moving your hands up and down. I have stoya's mouth, butt, and pussy. They each feel quite different from each other
>how do you prepare urself using it
Not much preparation involved, I mean I usually do it before sleep, so I guess I just shower. I enjoy huffing my gfs dirty panties, I prefer them to porn actually. To prepare the fleshlight I lube it up, sometime I wrap it up in a heating pad if I want to indulge myself
>how is it cleaning it
Very simple, I run water through it for a few seconds, then to speed drying I pour a capful of alcohol down it. Sometimes I use a condom, in which case there is no more cleaning beyond disposing of the condom
>where did u buy and did u lose ur sphagetti
I bought it from the main website. No spaghetti, I just came home and it was in the carport
I'm curious about where you're from, op. Is that a British writing style?
>>25440454
>Sometimes I use a condom, in which case there is no more cleaning beyond disposing of the condom
You don't use lube ?
>>25437848
I done this too, feels pretty good.
>>25436813
That's not a fleshlight. You need thermoplastic elastomer, or at the very least a soft silicone.
>>25440410
So if you had to guestimate how what percentage of closeness is it to condom sex?
>>25440454
>better than the real thing
ufooknwot?
>>25435481
>tfw penis is so short I'd never reach the lies part
>>25440500
Obviously yes, that's what I meant by lubing it up in the preparation stage. I don't think it would work without lube. Just lube is ok to sit in the fleshlight after you're finished, there's no sugar. It's primed for the next go around. You only have to clean if you cum inside her.
tfw phimosis
tfw using a fleshlight would feel extremely painful
kill me
>>25440536
I meant better than sex with my gf. People jokingly refer to fleshlight as a replacement for a girl's holes, hence referring to the other as the real thing.
>>25435016
Got a Bad Dragon anthro Husky fleshlight.
NSFW http://bad-dragon.com/products/natascha
> how does it feel
Better than a normal fleshlight, more texture
> how do you prepare uself using it
Lube my dick, put it in, start business
> how is it cleaning it
As some previous anon said, you just pour water in it until its clean
> where did u buy and did u lose ur sphagetti
bought it from the site, they ship in unmarked, totally neutral boxes (still got pretty scared when my mother gave me the box and asked what I ordered)
>>25440536
>So if you had to guestimate how what percentage of closeness is it to condom sex?
Hard to say, there are many more factors in real sex, starting with the movements of the partner.
If you heat it, use a condom so you don't feel the golden fleshlight's lumps as much, maybe 80-90 percent.
>>25440647
You're a big guy
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>>25438944
The mouth of truth is amazing, I highly recommend it
It's really annoying to clean though, the best way is to buy microfiber cloths to soak up water inside of it so they don't deposit lint like other cloths would
>>25440625
>heralso this is very original, trust me
>>25435016
>>how does it feel
I got the original, which is meant to be a bit looser than the normal ones, but I still find it tight. Guess I've got girth.
>>how do you prepare urself using it
Squirt a bit of lube on the opening and the rest is easy.
>>how is it cleaning it
Easy. You can take out the pink bit and just rinse it out.
>>where did u buy and did u lose ur sphagetti
From the official website, delivered by UPS. Spaghetti was never lost
Literally every guy in the military in Iraq has one. Go to bed at night and it sounds like a you are sleeping next to 20 maggie simpsons.
>>25440687
Yeah so is the stu but warmed up and with no condom (why the hell would anyone ever use a condom with one) how close to bareback pussy is it?
>>25440736
Same question for you
Also I ca't tell if your two different people or the same one but basically I'm uncut, only ever use the fleshy with no condom, an warm it up and the lube too
Never had sex not even with a condom on, and I'm wanting to know how close it is to bareback sex, and how close it is to condom sex
I've heard its better than condom sex but not as good as bareback, and also I'm talking about raw physical sensations on your dick, excluding all the other shit
>>25441066
>Go to bed at night and it sounds like a you are sleeping next to 20 maggie simpsons.
>>25440625
>You only have to clean if you cum inside her
>inside her
>her
This board, I swear
Question:
Can I microwave it before I fuck it?
>>25441529
do it with an egg inside for extra long lasting heat.
>>25441529
No that will warp the material
Just heat it up in a heating pad
>>25441301
/r9k/ is retard but you are still an idiot, grammatical gender is popular in many languages around the world
>>25441066
Is there a line at the sink to rinse it out?
Is it awkward?
Or do you guys like make a rookie wash them out for you?
>>25435016
>anyone here has a fleshlight?
Yup. An Asa Akira one. The internals are called "lotus" or some shit.
>how does it feel
It's pretty awesome, but doesn't compare to the real thing... Orgasms tend to be much more intense, and I'd say it's pretty close to a vagina.
>how do you prepare urself using it
I clean it last time I used it, let it out to dry. It's just there, waiting for me. I'm not concerned about heating it up, really, as once I get going, I'll heat it up myself.
>how is it cleaning it
Kinda of difficult to do this right. I find running water through it isn't enough, especially with the Lotus design. I've been peeling mine inside out to get at the insides. Afterward, I put them somehwre where the insides can air-dry. I live alone, so this it easy.
>where did u buy and did u lose ur sphagetti
I went to a big sex store downtown. I didn't give a shit what the cashier thought of me. She was cute, we joked a bit... If anything, sex store workers generally aren't judgemental fuck, as there are some pretty kinky motherfuckers who go to those places. I mean, come on, it's a fleshlight.
>>25441738
you guys don't get what its like over there. It's just what you do. Privacy is a luxury over there
>>25441738
I might pitch the rookie idea though
>people actually buy overpriced fleshlight, tenga, and bad dragon products
>>25441738
How bad is the plumbing situation over here?
I wash mine out in a bathroom sink and its had to be cleaned out twice already.
Also you didn't answer of his questions >>25441738
>>25435016
feels great, I alternate between vibrator (proper hitachi kind) and fleshlight.
The contrast is amazing.
Put lube in the entrance, and go.
Water after usage, turn inside out to dry on the heating.
Ordered it online, been losing my spagetti every day since. Needed two new ones since I got the first 6 years ago.
Gets even better with a small sounding rod that stays in without moving.
>>25441738
>>25442218
*how bad is it over there
No but I bought a tenga egg once.
Worst purchase I've ever made. Fucking thing hurt my dick.
>>25435481
Listen to this anon and get the mouth of truth, I've been shilling it on here since I got it a few months ago.
It's very cheap about 35 bucks when I bought it and it feels divine
>>25442047
Sex toys aren't cheap. Tantus, njoy, and fleshlight ace quality brands. The marketing, support, design, and all that cost money too. It's not as simple as here's some TPE to fuck. It's a luxury though, I mean it's not like you can't yap without them, it's just a lot better with it.
>>25442841
I think what he means is that there are cheaper versions of sex toys. There is no reason to go for the A brand.
>>25442909
There's actually plenty of reasons. The cheaper ones tend to use rubbers and plasticizers, and just don't last as long. I bought cheap at first to get an idea, but quality once I found out what I liked. I have a steel butt plug that could be handed through the generations. It will outlive me by centuries.
I still use my head honcho sleeve, but I will never buy anything by doc Johnson pipedream again.
>>25443359
This makes me feel weird about using the steel ones. I'll stick to the glass one, I can smash that at some point instead of my son/grandson finding it in a box and getting experimental.
