Okay /r9k/ I just tinder matched with a litteral shemale pornstar/performer. I think she's the real one too. What do?
I'm a virgin BTW, not kissless thanks to some girl when I was 16 but still pretty pathetic. Never done anything gay but I kinda like trap (>inb4 traps are gay,I know they are) and would top in a faggotish scenario
what do you look like op
what does it take to get a boipussy like that
I wouldn't fuck a shemale but if that's what you're into, you might as well do it. Nothing to lose at this point. Just let it be one of your secrets.
>>25434982
>What do?
Are you asking whether you should do the really gross thing or asking how to go about doing the really gross thing?
>tfw would love to lose wizardry to qt tranny's girl penis and boypussy
>>25435011
I'm okay looking but in the pics I'm using (selfies I spent an hour taking) I look like chad
You just have to say you're interrested in women age 30+. I was looking for milfs but this is funnier
>>25435039
But would she let me fugg her for free? If she's not a fake that's a the girl ( I know... ) who fucked angel buck. She has a huge cock too
>>25435068
Let's love our v-cards to eachother, anon.
>>25434982
Baise le frero
>>25435080
she's not a prostitute mate, I doubt she's going to charge you.
Break the ice, ask her to meet up for drink, wear you buttplug
To what extend would I regret if I decided to try and have some gay love session with her? I've wanted my first time to be special that's probably too much to ask
>>25435163
ouais mais c'est pour se retrouver dans la position du mec d'r9k qui a payer pour se violer, ca me plait moyen quoi... Et j'ai peur de regreter
>>25435186
I got her phone number shit man, that's scary. It could very well be some NEET playing a ruse on me. And as for the buttplug part, I've never managed to feel pleasure by the butt
>>25435104
>tfw yuropoor
Though I'm not joking, lewd-poster-kun.
Already looked through related escorts few times.
It's too late for me now.
My future belongs to Slaanesh.
>>25435232
What country mr.anony?
>>25435221
just do it, you're not going to find your virgin sweet heart.
The buttplugs so it doesn't hurt as much
>>25435294
I'm not the typical my-gf-has-to-be-pure autist, but maybe I deserve some girl who is attracted to me, not a 30 yo shemale who likes young boys.
She's not answering anyways
>>25435262
Bulgaria.
Wesfags have it easy. Finding good trap is difficult unless it involves traveling or patience.
>>25435221
Si baiser un trap ca te tente n hesite pas, tout est risque dans la vie t iras nul part en ayant peur.
Va le rencontrer dans la rue, parle un peu avec lui, si tu sens un truc louche rentre chez toi.
Mais si tu ressembles a un Chad sur ta photo de profil pourquoi tu match pas avec des femmes ?
>>25435337
you can have both.
or potentially neither...
>>25435358
Sorry, I think I would be beaten and murdered in that kind of country. I've always wanted to live in europe with a person who enjoys my company.
>>25435393
Good luck anon.
t. original content robot pls no mute
>>25435377
Jai essaye de matcher des milfs ce matin et suis tombe par hasard sur plein de tgirls. Sinon je suis trop mongol pour les filles de mon age, mais si jen match pas mal
>>25435381
A mommy gf would be nice
>>25435186
Except many porn stars also give escort services and charge like $1000-2000 for an hour. I suspect OP's situation is something like that.