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>go to a prostitute >after the deed she starts talking
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>go to a prostitute
>after the deed she starts talking to me and asking me stuff
>tell her I was a virgin until I was 22
>tell her I never had a girlfriend
>she feels sorry for me
>lectures me about how sex is best when you are committed to someone

when did you realize you hit rock bottom
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fuck that
you didnt go there for feels and regret
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>having a heart to heart with a prostitute

god damn, OP. did she at least give you a free pity handy afterwards?
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>lectures me about how sex is best when you are committed to someone
I actually agree, but coming from a whore...
"Here's another twenty bucks, suck my dick again"
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>>25434760
damn that blows
you sound like me op ;-;
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>>25434760

>being lectured by a whore

wew lad
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>not trying to save her
>not using the light of the Orthodoxy to cleanse her impurity and make her your waifu
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>>25434839
I left some 10 minutes later, time was up
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>>25434760
>Not saying "What do you know about love you whore?"

And taking out all your pent up rage on her cunt.
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I laughed. Sorry Robot.
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>>25434883
>turning a hoe into a housewife
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>>25435009
Id have her throw away her skirts, wearing a blouse and cooking gingerbread men in no time :)
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>>25434760

> go to a prostitute
> can't even get it up
> going to another prostitute today but taking a pill before

what happens if I pass out?
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>>25434760
Kek, fucking prostitutes senpai. Just do you fucking job, John's don't come to you for emotional therapy.
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Isn't that kinda hypocritical from a fucking prostitute
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>>25435081
>can't even get it up

OP here, this happened with me in my first time (which needless to say was with a prostitute). The cause was too much masturbation and porn, do 20 days of nofap and you'll probably be fine.
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>>25435099
A lot of men actually do visit them to talk to them
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>>25435009
>Never happened before.
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>be me
>28 years old
>work as a psychologist (cant prescribe drugs or anything. just help people talk about their problems or whatever)
>have a decent car
>have my own home
>I'm around a 3/10 in looks. I'm very tall, but I have a face like Quasimodo.
>cant get a gf. kv.
I have tried online dating. Mutual friends. Friends of family. Everything. No one is interested in me. Not even 0/10 fat single moms living on welfare are interested in me. I don't know why. I am obviously doing something wrong. That wouldn't be so much of an issue, except...

Since I work as a psychologist, and I deal with a lot of people with severe mental issues, I see a lot of "scumbags". Some of these guys have no teeth, dress like a hobo, live off of welfare and live in trash, can't drive, can't talk properly, have all sorts of mental disorders from schizophrenia to tourettes. Yet they still have girlfriends. Sure, they may very well be the nicest people in the world, but I am sure most of them are not. Of course, their girlfriends are 0/10 fat moms living on welfare, but they are still SUCCESSFUL with women, where as I am not.

I seriously do not understand. And this is starting to make me depressed. The thing is, if I start seeking treatment for this depression, that will put me under observation, and I risk losing my job. But I am starting to spiral downhill. I am slacking at my job because I spend so many of my sessions focused on thinking of ways to kill myself.

I have no idea what to do. I think I am just going to wing it, hope for the best, try to not feel sad as best as I can, and should I lose my job, hang myself.
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>>25435583
>Of course, their girlfriends are 0/10 fat moms living on welfare
Would you really call that being successful?
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>>25435787
I dunno. Would you call having your own home, your own car, and a good job being successful? Because it doesn't feel like it.
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>>25435099
>John's don't come to you for emotional therapy.

A lot do nowadays.
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WOW i'm glad i never became psychologist.
Also just fuck a lot of hookers and your problems will go away.
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>>25434883
>making a literal whore your waifu
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>>25436123
forgot to drop the trip
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>>25436123
>not wanting to sway her from her degenerate ways
Plus who knows she might have a heart of gold
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>>25435099
Why do you think men visit prostitutes if not for emotional reasons?
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IKTF OP

I went to an escort and when we we finished and I just wanted out of there she started quizzing me
"you dont have a girlfriend"
"you dont go out much"
"you still live with your parents dont you"
"I knew this because I study psychology"
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>>25436312
LMAO what a vapid whore.
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>>25435583
Tbh most psychologists/psychiatrists are worse than Autists. Seriously I don't know a single one that is really empathic. The males I've met with can be a little more accepting, as in, willing to admit there's something probably fucking wrong with you and you should really be getting help for it. Women on the other hand are just so judgemental: "how could you POSSIBLY be this way? What I learned in college suggests you're just being a faggot." I've literally had a counselor telling me to go to a city that's 45 minutes away, five days a week, for therapy. I don't have a car, or any money. It was one of the most stressful situations I've ever been in, I just wanted to rape the shit out of her for being so dumb.

My sister's actually a Psychologist, and yeah, she's Aspergers, or something worse. Can't figure out how to be romantic or sexual, and is like 32 with one sexual partner, ever.
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>>25436374
is your sister cute doe?
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>>25436312
Wow what a fucking cunt.
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>>25435583
Don't you have any female patients? Get some of that transference action.
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