ITT: We post the luckiest motherfuckers alive
I'm gonna start with this guy.
Luckiest I ever saw
I'd go with someone who is liked, gets girls from being hot, and makes good money doing his job
>>25432579
This guy is fucked in the head and he treats women like shit. I remember that one video with that drugged pornstar. She was completly spaced out and kept talking about her favorite song.
>>25432637
>treats women like shit
They're having sex, you dumb whiteknight. There's such a thing as "rough sex" and most of the videos I've seen have women who seem to like it. You just haven't watched enough desu
>>25432637
anyone got a link?
>>25432674
I've seen the video too. And I'm pretty sure she didn't like it, that or she was too high to notice.
>>25432675
I will look for it
>>25432675
http://m.efukt.com/21237_Anally_Destroying_a_Mentally_Disturbed_Teenager.html
Mandy Muse always says weird shit, that's her thing and it's hot as fuck.
>>25432637
WHAT MY FAVORITE GENRE OF FUCKING MUSIC
>Literally makes a killing off of being an annoying faggot and doing something we all do every fucking day.
This guy is incredibly lucky. There are 1000's of other lets-players who do the same thing, there are some that do it much better.
Yet this man is making 100k per year off of casually playing video games.
>>25432757
He makes millions not 100k
>>25432745
Pro tip: it's drum and bass
>>25432757
Pewdiepie makes like 6 million dollars a year lol
>>25432776
>>25432769
That makes it much worse
>>25432757
>100k/year
He made over $7m in 2014.
>>25432674
There's a whole series where he pretends to kidnap teen pornstars dressed as little girls with teddy bears and has sex with them in the back of his van.
Nickey Huntsman is probably the best scene. I think it's on Teenfidelity
>>25432819
Also, it turns out he made over $12m in 2015..
>>25432793
True, but pewdiepie is really only evidence of sex appeal getting you rich. All the most famous youtubers are very handsome and have nice voices. Pewdiepie is foreign, good looking, sexy accent. Markiplier has masculine appeal and a voice that is nice enough that he could be on the radio. Probably goes the same for plenty of the other top guys.
>>25432890
Dude, most of their videos are watched by little boys. Looking good is more of a requirement to get into the industry in the first place.
>>25432869
seriously the luckiest faggot alive.
He doesn't even have talent
>>25432890
>sex appeal
I dont think this works nearly as well as it does for women man.
and this isn't the film industry most of this is luck based.
sauce on this please boy
please give me the video from where that comes
This guy is a huge fucking degenerate.
this person, though i am not sure i wanna fuck that many trannies bareback but if he is clean (which i doubt) then i wanna trade lives asap
>>25434646
>fucking trannies
Get out of my /r9k/ normie faggot.
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>25434646
hate this guy, but not personally.
I just hate it when two trannies are going at it and then this asshole pops up.
I just want to watch the trannies and pretend I'm the uglier one so I get fucked by the cuter one. Bonus points if I can pretend I'm getting spitroasted by two adorable ladyboys with nice dicks. This has never happened of course because porn is shit.
>>25434646
So jealous of this bald fucker. Also the fat dude with a short dick who bareback all those ladyboys.
>>25436792
The fat guy must have some diseases, I've seen him cum inside 100 different Thai ladyboys. It's crazy. That feel when you'll never cum inside a Thai lady boy and make her fart it out and gape its asshole after.
>>25432869
What the actual fuck. The faggot is only good at yelling at his screen with his obnoxious accent yet he gets to make millions of dollar per year? WTF?
>>25432890
>sex appeal
like 90% of his fanbase are kids
whyd that matter
>>25432890
What about the yogscast?
>>25436883
i can't watch his fucking vids his dick is so small and has that fucking bump on it.. fucking disgusting fat piece of shit, ugh
>>25432757
and even though his girlfriend sounds annoying, she still is hot.
>>25436929
>kids aren't affected by sex appeal
I bet I can guess where you found that information
>>25432776
Who the fuck is paying this guy 6 mill a year?
>>25437004
youtube.
>>25434646
I've never seen this guy in my life before, but fucking trannies is not that hard. No sane man wants them, so the demand for trannies isn't really that high. I bet you could fuck the most famous trannie (bailey jay) for less than one thousand dollars an hour.
>>25437004
the advertisers advertising to the millions of tweens he brings in. pewdiepie is just filling the demand there is for this type of entertainment and making a fucking killing off it
>>25434646
Forget about the trannies, I'm jealous of all the hot BBWs he's fucked.
>>25437111
No merit in either of those. Anybody can fuck a tranny and anybody can fuck a disgusting landwhale. Even your average robot could stick their dick in one of those aberrations.
>>25437111
>BBW
>hot
pick one. waste of trips fag.
>>25432819
>>25432776
>>25432869
I hope he gets taxed accordingly.
>>25437185
Of course. Sweden takes half of his money and re-distributes it to all the niggers and sandniggers in the ghettos.
>>25432757
Pewdiepie's father is also one of Sweden's richest businessmen as well so he doesn't even need YouTube.
>>25437662
he matches bulls with prospective cucks and blonde sluts?
How come all male pornstars bald/balding
There must be a correlation with too much ejaculation and hair loss
>>25432579
Goro
Even thought he is ugly as fuck he started his own porn production company in his mid 40s and quickly became one of the most popular JAV producers.
His trick? He fucks the women himself. He is the prime actor in his own movies. He literally has fucked hundreds of cute Japanese women in their 20s who dress up in cute and silly outfits just for him. He earns millions to do it as well, for fucking some of the tightest pussies without condom.
He is the hero all of r9k should aspire to be.
>>25440917
any pics of him 'in action'.
>>25439457
>Manuel Ferrera
>Tommy Gunn
>Alexander Zavier
Yeah, nah.
Danny D is a living God
>>25432757
>Inb4 tits in thumbnail
>>25441202
He also does gay porn under another alias, "Matt Hughes."
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Danny_D
>wanting to be a male porn star
I've heard several time it's not as fun as it sounds.
>>25441202
>>25441570
Is that the Bane guy?
>picking porno guys who have to gay for pay to make it into the business and end up with limp dicks in their 40s
>not picking playboy billionaire alpha bro Dan
You know what's better than basic bitches being forced to fuck you for money? Legit 10/10s fucking you for free.
>>25441570
what the fuck, based Danny does gay porn? fucking dropped as my pornbundo
>>25440917
>>>Usaka
>>25443219
He pays all those girls to be around him
Any 2D guy.
>>25444126
This. I'm jelly about the money he has but not about his life
>>25443219
europoor here.
Who is that guy?
inb4 google it
>>25432757
It's great that he made a pile of cash doing what he loves, we should all be so lucky, but what do people see about watching someone play vidya? I tried watching one of his vids and I got bored as hell.
>>25432637
This. He is fucked in the head.
I guess he's smart enough to come up with a way to fuck tons of women though.
>hang out at a mall with desperate trash
>proposition narcissists into looking into your "talent agency"
>have them come down to your "office"
>tell them all the gigs are "booked" but you do have a "film project" available
>trivialize the fuck out of porn. just call it "acting" and say shit like tons of "regular" people do it. It's a great way to get your name out there!
>offer $700 to bang on camera
>>25445000
is it really that easy bros
>>25440917
I could probably become him in my country. Most Finnish porn is god awful quality and there this one guy who produces 99% of Finnish professional porn called "Mr. Lothar". Most of it is in terrible quality, the women look like shit and the dialogue is cringeworthy as fuck. If I had a 1080p/4k video camera and could get some money to start up my business I could probably overtake him.
>>25440917
>tfw you will never be goro
>>25442575
yes it is
original comment
>>25443219
Hes a manlet with cripplingly low self worth and a small dick. All he does is try to compensate
>>25448087
Source that shit bro
>>25446487
sauce?original m'lady [spoiler/]
>>25443219
If I had that much money, I'd be doing way better shit with it than paying whores to hang around me.
>>25441570
what the fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck
I had heard this was common practice, but do you think he's gay and still does straight porn? or straight and just "had" to do gay porn for the industry
>>25432579
I can tell he's into it less and less, he's fucked so many women of all shapes, sizes and colours that it's lost all meaning to him, which must really suck, i mean, it's supposed to be great right? and yet he feels nothing, damn.
>>25443219
Bilz pays party girls to party with him
He's also a turbo manlet. He's shorter than most men in hollywood and looks hilarious next to normal sized people
com on faggots, pussy and a few million dollers are all well and good but image Real power
>>25448633
this guy gets it
very original comment 2bh senpai
>>25434646
Lel he got HIV from Charlie Sheen
