>Be me at job interview >Be very prepared for all types

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2016-01-02 12:58:41 Post No. 25431518
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Anonymous 2016-01-02 12:58:41 Post No. 25431518 [Report]

>Be me at job interview
>Be very prepared for all types of question
So Anon, what are your weaknesses?
>I want them to think I'm perfect for this job
I dont have any weaknesses, Sir.
>He starts laughing uncontrollably
>Keeps laughing for over 1 minute, trying to get himself together
I'm very sorry Anon, I dont wanted to laugh. That was a nice interview, you'll hear from us.
>MFW this was the fourth question of the interview
T-Thank you, Sir

There is no hope for me

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Anonymous 2016-01-02 13:02:33 Post No.25431568
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interview for what

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Anonymous 2016-01-02 13:05:45 Post No.25431606
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Anonymous 2016-01-02 13:05:45 Post No.25431606 [Report]

>>25431568
Casting couch

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Anonymous 2016-01-02 13:06:41 Post No.25431617
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Anonymous 2016-01-02 13:06:41 Post No.25431617 [Report]

You're supposed to spin a weakness into a strength you dumb autistic shitass. A job interview is all about outsmarting the interviewer.

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Anonymous 2016-01-02 13:09:03 Post No.25431641
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Anonymous 2016-01-02 13:09:03 Post No.25431641 [Report]

>>25431568
Department store mannequin

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Anonymous 2016-01-02 13:10:05 Post No.25431657
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Anonymous 2016-01-02 13:10:05 Post No.25431657 [Report]

>>25431518
Idiot. Literally everyone knows you word your "weaknesses" as positives.

>I care too much about my performance
>I take my work a bit too seriously
>I take a vacation every year to molest Filipino orphans

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Anonymous 2016-01-02 14:10:46 Post No.25432353
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>>25431641
my sides have left the building

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Anonymous 2016-01-02 14:13:58 Post No.25432396
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Anonymous 2016-01-02 14:13:58 Post No.25432396 [Report]

>>25431518
>have trouble saying no
>specific weakness for the job, "i only have 2 years exp with whatever"

etc, the never ask more than 2 and if they do, pull the classic

>sometime i'm under prepared, like right now, as i didn't prepare a third weakness