>>25431485
go say hi idiot thats your new wife

>>25431512
i said hi when i went down....... but i got my water bottle from the fridge and rushed back up stairs as if im busy.

shes way too pretty to be here in my house.

help me r9k

should i go downstairs again? shes really fucking hot omg.

what do i even say, my parents and her parents are there and theyre all talking together.

>>25431614
just spy on her from the stairs

eh fuck it, i cant do shit. in my mid 20s and still acting like a beta fag.

im just gona fap, shower, then sleep and not say bye.

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>>25431639
this.

also: be yourself

Take a creepshot and post it here OP

>>25431485
>>25431559
Take a shower, get dressed, then go talk to her. Stop putting the pussy on the pedestal. She probably took a nasty ass shit before she came over. Ask her if she wants to get out of there. Chances are she doesn't even feel like being around parents.

>>25432183
seconding this, how do we know youre telling the truth otherwise

who is she
why is she there

>>25432183

roll

;originalcomment k fgt

TALK TO HER THIS IS YOUR CHANCE YOU CAN ESCAPE MAN I BELIEVE IN YOU

who am i kidding were all going to die alone

QUICK BRO, grab your nearest baby oil bottle and go squeeze it all over her. This is a known mating ritual, she'll take it as a compliment (being called "baby") and will produce your offspring. Trust me bro.

>>25431485
I wouldn't bother. Given the context, she probably has a very good social life and if a not a lotofnpredentants if not a boyfriendif you want angirlfriendngo to a library and try to go for those nerrdy girls, there the most alone

>>25431485
What do you mean, "fuck fuck fuck fuck"?

>>25431485
Do NOT engage, I repeat, DO NOT ENGAGE. You'll sperg out and cringe at the memory for weeks. Just stay in your room, entertain yourself and wait for them to leave.

>>25434583
>Social anxiety
Opposite of ubermensch