>tfw i go to mcdonalds and the wagecuck recognizes me
>says "that will be 12.94 of wagecuck's tax/tear dollars"
>so i give the poor cuck his own shekels back to him and say "tick tock cuckie"
>he starts to cry in front of everyone
>i drive off laughing
Life's good ;D
>he turns around and starts laughing with his coworkers
>"Damn, who gave that autist a drivers license?"
>>25431375
Did you order a big mac with shit that never happened?
>>25431375
>mfw working at mcdonalds
>some autist in the driveway, fat and with acne
>he murmurs: "o-one big mac please"
>give it to him
>he gets a panic attack from anxiety and forgets the change
>he spergs out, murmurs something and drives away
>turn to colleague and laugh about it
>>25431375
>NEET
>in the driver's seat of a vehicle
lol
>tfw go to a couple different fast food places and convenience stores to/from work all the time
>every single employee at each of these places recognizes me and is really friendly
>the women even flirt a bit
>I genuinely enjoy seeing them now
>they always appear to enjoy seeing me
>>25431375
>the NEET wakes up
>it's his alarm
>he has to go to his job centre appointment and will starve if he missed it
>>25431501
They don't give a shit about you. They're just trying to make you feel good so you'll spend more.
>>25431375
your trying so hard neet
>made PERSONALLY FOR ME by a QUALIFIED SANDWICH ARTIST
This bit really slays me every single time. Thanks lads.
>>25431555
you think the wagecuck who gets paid 0% commission really cares about that?
>go to my local dollar general for some goodie goodie foodie foodie
>see the same wagecuck I see all the time
>8.50 an hour
>kek
>grab myself some slim jims, candy and some raspberry sprite
>"That will be $15.23 Sir"
>Throw the wagecuck a $20 dollar bill
>Chuckle as he has to bend his fat ass down to pick it up as I walk off
>"See you later cuckie"
>His eyes start to tear up as he contemplates why his life is so difficult.
>Wagecuck's paycheck is later given to me.
How did wagecucks get so fucking stupid? Honest question.
>>25431921
>Implying their bosses and coworkers aren't watching and coaching
>Implying that over time service workers don't take that shit to heart
How do I know you've never worked in the service industry?
>>25431375
>neet
>able afford a car
Sure buddy.
>>25431375
Cars freak me out. I will never drive one in my life
>>25434689
I'm learning, it's terrifying. Hold me senpai.
i fucking love you OP
