So I drunk texted this girl on nye. Asked her to go out with me after the christmas holidays. I woke up to a yes response. She's at my college and we have literally never talked before.
I am feeling anxious knowing that I have to speak with her. What the fuck do I say.
Help me r9k
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Just say normie things, Chad.
I hope you wake up dead tomorrow cunt
>>25430966
>>25430985
No you don't understand.
I asked her if she wanted to go out with me and she responded "Yeah sounds like fun" But in classes she's the most quiet person ever and I don't have a clue what to say. I am even suprised she said yes.
>>25431014
just take her out on a date and tell her that her pussy stank. then you just smirk while she desperately defends her sank coochie.
>>25431053
Yes
This is the fastest way to a girls coochie hole.
>>25431053
THis, but make it's a shit eating grin instead of a smirk.
>>25431053
>>25431068
>>25431079
Damnit
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>>25431014
Dude just find out what her interests are and talk about it also just get to know eachother
OP, you need to learn the art of pointless conversations.
Basically it's a little like shitposting, except you just talk about random things which are happening.
e.g.
"Hey anon, weathers pretty bad today huh?"
"Hey anon, how are things?"
"Hey anon, did you watch X?"
"Hey anon, what do you think of Y?"
Then
"Oh shit, REALLY?"
"Yeah it sucks, I know"
"Wow, never knew that! Tell me more!"
One thing will lead to another and you might have a good time!
I did the same for a girl I liked. I met her at a concert. We went out with her friends for another concert. She said "yes, if you want :)". She then asked me why ,I said something like "I don't know, maybe grab a drink, and maybe go for this vinyl shop , BC I don't know where it is."
She answered : " I see so I'm your guide? Lol no problem"
She knows that I'm a bit socially awkward. Something that worries me is that she has a lot of friends, male and female and I don't.
It also hurt me physically to text her.
I hope it's going to be okay and not awkward, but that's not likely.
>>25431385
>mfw I realize smalltalk is just shitposting that's not amusing to yourself
>>25431908
Except you can't talk about dank memes.
Congratulations anon. That's the hardest part.
Tell her you were drunk and you don't really like her.
Alpha as fuck.
