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>tfw no assertive bf to cuddle with
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Hey girl we're gonna cuddle and you're gonna be the big spoon and play with my hair and rub your face on my back and stuff.
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I have many times the only girls that I was actually interested weren't interested back so basically I spent like 2 years in a 1st date only cycle and have basically given up.
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>>25430082
Reminder that fembot feels threads aren't welcome and based mods are on our side
Just make a regular fucking feels thread you whores
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>ugly assertive male
>"omg, fucking creeep! i'm gonna post this on twitter, instagram and reddit!"

>good looking assertive male
>"yes, my god, please impregnate me, my lord"
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>>25430082
Fucking roasties reeeeeee

Also MODS
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>>25430082
you mean

>tfw no chad bf with a rich dad or a good job to cuddle with
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>>25430082
>tfw fail so hard on easy mode in life that no one believes you exist
real fembots do exist
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>>25430270
>real fembots do exist
no they don't
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>>25430270
They never respond to me. I kinda doubt it. Still trying to get a sub gf to dom.
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I get a sadistic pleasure from denying and telling off women who approach and try to flirt with me.
I've been that way since I was a teenager and some older girls first started approaching me.
I'm by no means perfect, and I was even a bit overweight for a good portion of my teens but I think what drew them to me was a combination of being tall, okay facial aesthetics, being smart and charismatic.
And I mean charismatic as in popular in school and getting on well with almost everyone. Everyone greeted me when they saw me and would stop for a short chat.
My game with women sucked however, since I never practised or cared to flirt with them.
I guess the rumour spread that I was a hard catch and I even had an objective 10/10 come up to me and congratulate me with a kiss and a hug after some random test I got an A on.
It felt good, I'm not going to lie but when you actually start thinking about being in a relationship with those girls you start seeing their flaws and it just puts me off.
I have seen a few supreme qts which although 7/10 are wife material and I don't know how I'd go about dating them.
Or should I just give up on women in general. They are such a high effort-low reward deal. Not to mention the heartbreaks, money and time I'll save by avoiding them.
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>>25430082
maybe it's because he doesn't care what he does?
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>>25430398
> high effort, low reward

Nailed it, senpai. And this is from a married man in his forties.
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excellent troll idea op, very nice
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>>25430082
>no sociopath bf from troll threads
>you will forever go through your inbox looking for a challenging conversation
>all you will find is "hey beautiful" from neckbeards and losers
>you'll grow old with cats or you'll have to settle for a loser and be forced to let him cum inside you

i just want to be mindfucked, how hard can it be for a guy to handle a 5'0" 111lbs blonde?
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>>25430398
You sound like me, prideful and terrified of intimacy, my new years resolution is to be more humble, just sharing
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>>25430398
I know that exact feeling
I have no idea why I like rejecting women
Maybe it's because I have mommy issues
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>>25430446
As if you even have a mind to fuck with. I could probably talk about the orientation of the sun and you would think it was deep and meaningful. "wowahh, you're so smart anon." Fuck women.
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>>25430135
his hair is thinning
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>>25430471
Nature wants you to avenge all the rejected betas.
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>>25430446
>i just want to be mindfucked, how hard can it be for a guy to handle a 5'0" 111lbs blonde?
I'd rather bash you head in with a baseball bat. You'll be mind fucked after that
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>>25430495
Nature wants me to reject the human condition or some shit
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>>25430446
>all you will find is "hey beautiful" from neckbeards and losers
It's funny, because even the autistic /r9k/ manchildren who vow to hate women with everything they have will turn into fuzzy orbiting heellickers the moment a fembot shows them any degree of sympathy.
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>>25430483
That's not mindfucking, that's talking about boring shit.
>>25430499
>lmao I haet women, kill them all because virgin
go cuddle with your anime pillow, loser
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>>25430082
>tfw fembot
>tfw think to fuck a random dude in a bar
>tfw think this is ok
>tfw fell for the meme
my sided
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>>25430518
This is actually true. I have done a few social experiments here in the past where I pretended to be female and I could instantly tell why women hate "robots."
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>>25430535
>can't even properly quote a post
>tries to judge others on the legitimacy of their stay
That went foolproof, didn't it Anon?
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>>25430438
Glad I'm dodging a bullet in that case.
I had only one gf, and all I got was a blowjob and a lot of fucked up memories and feelings with only a few truly happy memories.
>>25430456
>prideful
Elaborate that a bit further.
>terrified of intimacy
I think what I'm "terrified of" is not intimacy but wasting my time, heartbreak, seeing the deeper layers of that persons psychology, their selfishness and true motifs.
Maybe I'm just a misanthrope and I could probably say the same thing about men if I were gay or a girl.
>>25430471
Interesting, I grew up without a father so I don't know how much that fucked me up but I'm sure it did to some degree.
>>25430495
What's hilarious is that the only 2 times I didn't reject the girls who approached me they immediately lost interest and started playing the "you misunderstood me, I just see you as a friend" even though they were practically grinding their ass on my cock the minute before.
They weren't even the really good looking ones, I just thought they might be "cool" but oh boy was I glad about the rejection seeing how immature they were.
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>>25430522
I'd be very interested to hear your definition of mind fucking. This should be quite amusing. Would you like to post an example?
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>>25430545
>tripfaggot
>thinking his opinion matters
Kill yourself my man
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>>25430219
is that shocking?

you don't want a landwhale fawning over you either.
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>>25430566
>oh no, I have been driven into a corner
>better parrot the anti-trip meme!
Heh. Classic Reddit. The door is over here, friend.
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>>25430563
You know, have one of the guys I'm listening all the time about when I go out with my girlfriends? charming dude with style who's hard to keep.
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>>25430563
Is this some kind of post-avant-garde ironic meta thirst? Impressive.
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>>25430586
quit baiting the aussies.
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>>25430593
I don't know what the fuck this means. I think expecting you to use English was too high an expectation but rest assured: none of this matters in the real world so long as you have a vagina.

I am sure your future prospects will be great so long as you keep that vagina of yours well oiled and taken care of. I wish you the best of luck in your future life anon. It's time for me to jump.
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>>25430082
>TFW NO "FEMBOT" PRACTICE GIRL
TFW NO "FEMBOT" PRACTICE GIRL
>TFW NO "FEMBOT" PRACTICE GIRL
TFW NO "FEMBOT" PRACTICE GIRL
>TFW NO "FEMBOT" PRACTICE GIRL
TFW NO "FEMBOT" PRACTICE GIRL
>TFW NO "FEMBOT" PRACTICE GIRL
TFW NO "FEMBOT" PRACTICE GIRL
>TFW NO "FEMBOT" PRACTICE GIRL
TFW NO "FEMBOT" PRACTICE GIRL
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>>25430618
Is that short for Australians or Autists?
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>>25430446
>>25430082
You're all fucked in the head
you don't deserve boyfriends
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>>25430593
roasties can't into english apparently
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>>25430793
what about me? i just to be a qt bf's housewife ;_;
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Week 5:
Haven't spoken to schizo senpai in exactly a week and four days. I'm dead inside at this point.
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Does femanons use linux?
Wjat re your views on linux users and devs
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>fembot

Lol. How can't you win at life when as a woman all you have to do is be alive. How do you fail in the easiest mode available.
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>>25431743
linux? man up
kolibrios 4life 4ever
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women are all whores, I would know as I am a woman
there thread over lets kill it already this topic is a bore
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>>25431656
Are you normal weight? Can you cook? Do you take care of your hygiene? Do you live in Europe? If the answer to all is yes, then maybe that can be arranged.
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>>25430446
cats belong in the barn you crazy fucking cat lady!
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>>25430583
I reckon some here would be desperate enough.
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>>25430583
>tfw no landwhale gf
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>tfw you'll never know if a fembot actually showed interest in you because of your social inadequacy.
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>tfw no boyfriend


hey! yeah, you there! yes you, the "im different" female person

go make a throwaway emailaccount, just do it, right now

post it here, and theres your unlimited attention

if you really want to get a boyfriend, then just do it

>hurr durr im too lazy
>noone will message me anyway
then GTFO our board
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>Why can't men make the choices for me!!
>Why can't men get on with the times and realize I am an empowered womyn who needs no man and can make my own choices?
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>>25432562
"Boyfriend" implies a human being, not a bottom dwelling squishy invertebrate. You don't have any of the former here.
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>>25430082
I'm assertive, girls just call me an asshole because I'm a beta. The rules don't apply to Chad.
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>>25432630
Then stop being a beta, duh.
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>>25430270
Feeling bad for failing is a male trait.

You should just complain about le evil men not being good enough for you.
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>>25432613

I bet you've let your fair share of scuttling invertebrates slither inside you.

Doesn't matter though. You're so far above it. R-right? <:^)
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>>25432562
>Shiro
My #1 waifu for life
I actually paid a cosplayer $5k to dress like Shiro and live in my house for 2 months.
She was also an actress so she was real good.
When I achieve Nirvana, I hope it's a world of just me and Shiro <3
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>>25432833
got any pics anon?
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>>25432870
Only videos of her bouncing around the house and being generally kawaii.
It wasn't even a sexual thing, I just loved her bubbly energy and cuddling.
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>>25430082
go away
and yes this comment is 100% original
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>>25430586
>People hating my attention whoring ways is just a meme!
Filtered you shit eating faggot.
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>>25432929
Didn't pay $5k to have random internet dudes jerking it to my private fantasy manifested, sorry.
If it helps, she was actually Japanese and studied the character and story intensely before start the job.
I had strict rules for her though. Waifus are above human women, so I in my mind she wasn't allowed to shit, pee, period, etc.
She had to do that only when I was asleep or out of the house, and she had to clean up so that it left no trace.
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>>25430491
I always laugh at the people who point this shit out. It's like you're trying to sound as desperate as possible.
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>>25432910

>5k to watch someone cosplay as anime character for 2 months
>doesnt even have sex

Thats the most beta thing I read all day.
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>>25433182
>spending your entire life in a basement while completely unloved without even having fake love to resort to
Sounds more beta to me, really.
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>>25430270
that is really pathetic because even ugly girls can pull chads sometimes.
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>>25430398
>that long of a response
delusioned/10
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>>25430398

>implying any of that happened
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>>25432087
Tfw all of these except living in europe.

I want to live the 50s american dream. I'll even let you slap me if I do something you don't like.
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>>25433434
tfw no 50's gf
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>>25433434
Where do you live?
I might be able to help
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>>25433477
I'll do my best anon if you'll have me
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>>25433509
Pls
I'll have you
Oranginul
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>>25433509
are you a dick woman? pls no
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>>25433526
Thank you! I'll start making your meals for you what do you like?
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>tfw so lonely it hurts but too scared to get close to people
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>>25433562
No I'm original
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>>25433569
Healthy meals
>turkey
>chicken
>salads
>brown rice
>steaks
>pot roast
>pasta
I also like pie and homemade cookies
Don't forget my tendies

How old are you and when do you live?
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>>25430583
REEEEE stop contradicting me
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>>25433614
nice, can we fug ?
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>>25433605
Are you a woman?
Please fuck off, if you are.
Your loneliness is your choice.
I don't have that luxury. I'm gonna die alone and never experience so much as hug or pat on the back
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>>25433639
21 Canada I am excited I have so many recipes I could try.
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>>25433509
I know a girl exactly like you. Does your name start with F?
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>>25433698
Really?
20 Ontario here
Please come
Contact?

You're not a trap, right?
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>>25433673
I don't think I was blaming anyone else.
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>>25430082
But anon, not asking for her consent first is rape.
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>>25433434
Bailey???
The fuck are you doing on r9k?
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>>25433434
Trany sighted
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>>25433742
Then stop posting your fucking sob story, you attention seeking cunt.
Why the fuck are you even here?
Go to tumblr or lolcow
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>>25433698
>21 Canada
A L B E R T A
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>>25430217
>>tfw no nano gf
ouch
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>>25433873
Stop trying to cuck me, please
Orig
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>>25433790
How do you know my name?
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>>25433873
Saskatchewan actually
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>>25433736
No I'm not. ...

How do you throwaway email?
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>>25432609
This pic would work better the other way around.
With a white racist whining about why we white girls would rather date other races.
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>>25433989
>gmail.com
>new account
>post here
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ride trains more often
or just jump in front of one
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>>25433946
You're 27
Stop lying to these robots
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>>25433989
I just make a new AOL account. Takes like a minute and isn't complicated like gmail or hotmail
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>>25433790
Nvm, Bailey isn't from Saskatchewan.
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>>25433997
All I see are minorities complaining about girls only dating white guys, you would notice that too if you weren't so self absorved.
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>>25433977
>just 1 province over
Fuck.
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>>25433434
pls be american
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>tfw no neckbread fat unwashed bf
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>>25434060
>falling for femanon meme
prepare your ass faggot
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>>25434150
right here bb
we can cuddle in our own filth while eating doritos off my fat belly and drinking mountain dew
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>>25430135
>Seahawks
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>tfw you fall asleep gripping his shirt
>tfw you can smell him on you
>tfw you are not miserable for once
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>tfw mom and dad divorced a couple of years ago
>they still talk about each other and talk about good memories despite having a really shitty relationship
>they still do things for each other but wont talk to each other
>tfw still tell them that the other talks about them (in a good way) in hopes that they get back together
>tfw trying to keep the love that they used to have between them alive
>tfw we're better off with them apart but I miss having a solid family

on another note:
>tfw dad wants to start dating
>all he's met are money hungry whores

I hope he finds his qt wife one day and she isn't a bitch to me.
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>>25434284
and then you cheat on him, he leaves you, and you whore yourself out on the internet again
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Fembot thread checklist!

>obvious bait OP
>REEE get out
>WE BELONG HERE TOO
>whiteknights defending the "female" posters
>head whiteknight Doj espousing how shitty robots are and he's sooo different and women can do no wrong
>mystery complaining about being ugly and how all men are evil
>"but I'm different" supposed female poster
>trannies pretending to be women too
>samson trainposting

Did I miss anything?
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>tfw used to do this all the time with my ex
>tfw got sick of being the one to come up with ideas
>anytime I asked her what she wanted to do "Oh, I don't mind"
>think of something new
>"Wow, this is shit"
>mfw
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>>25434314
I feel like my trainposts are the best thing on that list
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>>25434313
Samson, that has and never will happen. I don't understand your animosity towards me at all.

>tfw he runs his thumb across your palm and sends shivers down your spine
>tfw his hair is so soft and smells so good
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>>25434346

btw im a guy :3
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>>25434366
His animosity probably stems from the fact that you're posting about your relationship on an imageboard (mostly) for lonely people. Seriously there are better places to do that.
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>>25434314
That gif is so fucking kawaii
>>25434284
>you will never watch mystery.jpg get BLACKED
Feels awful
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>>25434424
Samson has hated me for many years now, partly because I'm a woman and partly because I, too, find him insufferable.
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>>25430518
While this is the case, they aren't autistic r9k manchildren, they are the normies who came here. Anyone who compliments a girl or says "I'd be your BF", is a normie. Not going to tell them to get out as they make me laugh at how pathetic and cringey they are.
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>>25434472

Who doesn't find him insufferable?

Then again, who doesn't find the majority of you tripfags insufferable.
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why everybody say mystery.jpg instead of misery.jpg ??
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>>25434366
because you're a hypocritical misandrist cunt, who claims to be all lonely and whines about how men are so evil while having a legion of orbiters you exploit and Chads you show your mediocre tits to
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>>25434498
I'm not a misandrist. I'd argue that I believe in male humanity more than you do.

Negative on everything else.
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>>25434498
>>25434533
Just fuck already Jesus.
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>>25434533
lies, all of it
>>25434573
I'd rather stick my dick in a blender, turn it on, then drink the resulting cock slush as I bleed to death
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>>25434573
I don't guarantee very many things but I definitely would never fuck Samson.
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>>25430082
>tfw bf and i just watch tv, eat and fug when we're together
I dont think i need very much else.
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>>25434637
Does the term low maintenance mean anything to you?
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>>25434607
Of course you would, Samson. You only fuck the finest PTP from /soc/. You have no business fucking a robot.
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>>25434459
>you will never watch mystery.jpg get BLACKED
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>>25434672
yeah, i suppose we are pretty low maint.
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>>25434637
sounds great t b h, wish there were more grils like you
>>25434677
not really, but even the average tumblr hambeast is a more appealing option than you
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>>25434766
I'm not an option, Samson. Get it right.
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>>25434314
You missed

>oh em gee male robots are only mad ccoz they can't get laid
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>>25432087
please take me in, i fit in all of these criteria
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>>25430593
Unless you're japanese or nigerian you have no excuse for english this retarded in 2016
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It's good being decisive but you always run the risk of becoming bossy. And you don't want to become that guy, the villain in someone's story.
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desu, I don't think having the capability of being inundated with this kind of garbage at all times should prevent someone from being able to post here.

desu, failed normies who obsess over women are even worse than women.
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>>25434962

>this whole fucking screenshot

I can feel the autism from here holy fuck.
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>>25434962
What a fucking faggot

>Posting a wall of text about a video game
>Apologizes all the time
>Too retarded to make a thread about it without revealing her name
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>>25433614
LONDON
O
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D
O
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(not original)
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>>25430082
>tfw women don't know what they want from a date or from a partner so make the man decide and act

so they can blame men for everything because they didn't say what they want

tldr women want to be manbabies
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>>25432087
what country qt
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>>25430135
Dude I've told girls to do that its always really funny
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>>25435453
are you a vagina girl from europe?
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HEY YOU! YEA YOU! ummmm
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I have a legitimate question for fembots.

Are there any women out there who aren't obsessed with their smartphones and social media? All of my friends gf's are constantly glued to those things. The second something interesting isn't happening they default to their phones. Same thing at any bar I go to, any girl that isn't getting hit on by chad is glued to their phone, it's like they can't entertain themselves.

Is their any hope of finding a girl not addicted to smartphones and social media in this day and age?
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>>25430586
There is no "anti-trip meme." everyone genuinely hates you and wants you to leave. Filtered.
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>>25430586
There is nothing more Reddit than tripping, you stupid cunt. If you want a username and an identity, I suggest you go back there.
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half this thread is hidden

these tripfats holy shit
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>>25435680
nah, trip hate really is just a meme, we're a-ok brojustkillyourselfski
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>>25430082

daily reminder to think of women as large children

>need to be led around and told what to do
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>>25435753
Dude I don't hate you or anything but protip 4chan is an ANONYMOUS imageboard no one is going to like or follow your posts you dink.
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>>25435637
Almost ALL people are obsessed with their smartphones and social media. Not just females.

I mean, whatever you consider the robot eqvilent of a female, they exist, just like you, dont care.
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>mfw fembot gf literally cucked me
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>>25435802
then why is there an option to trip?
this was never intended to be an exclusively anonymous site, just one where people have the option to be anonymous
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>>25435637
Yes, they exist.

And it's not necessarily that the women you see constantly on their phones don't know how to entertain themselves, it's more a way to look like their time is more valuable while they're idling, or to avoid people thinking they're lonely (even if they are lonely). It beats being sat silent if no one around you appeals enough to make you get up and address them.
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>>25435819
>mfw centaur gf literally cucked me
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>>25435848
Not the guy you're arguing with, but trips are for keeping an identity in a thread when it's important. You and everyone else on this board misuse them, most likely because you're from Reddit or another forum.
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>>25432833
wait...is this shit real? Did someone actually pay 5k just to let some chick cosplay and live with them for two months?

And y'all didn't even fuck?

Jesus. If any women on here ever get hard up for cash, there you go.
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>>25435879
>mfw tarrasque gf literally cucked me
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>>25435897
lol, I was an anon poster for a couple years before I put on a trip. try again faggot
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>>25435819
hot, post story
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>>25435936
Then you should know as well as anyone how to use it, but you don't. It comes with the territory though. Most users here are mentally unstable or have some form of autism.

Trips here are attention hungry and force themselves to be a community, brushing off the backlash. Trips here are literally autistic, refute it or not that's the truth.
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>>25436057
I use it to achieve my own goals regarding this place. there is no "intended use" of a tripcode, just a retarded social stigma pushed by high school social rejects and people who never grew out of being high school social rejects
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>>25436109
Then what the fuck are your goals? All you do is piss people off by misusing them. So what the fuck is the point?
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>>25436109
What goals?

And this places whole appeal is the fact it's anonymous. Your posts aren't judged/ignored instantly based on your name or reputation, that's what makes th chans unique. A lot of people participate this way. So when you use your tripcode like a username, you're going to get shit, since you're not using the site properly at that point. If we wanted to have a social ladder, we'd go to Reddit.
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>>25430082
Being constantly "assertive" 100% of the time is actually really exhausting Femanon. No guy is assertive at all times because it's not really a natural state of mind for men. We're only assertive when it's necessary to be.
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>>25436236
Feeding our narcissism and being able to continue discussions. Mostly the former.
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>>25436349
So it's autism.

You're openly admitting you're autistic and doing nothing to help fix that. Truly pathetic, no wonder you're here.
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>>25436349
>>25436236
as much as I hate to say it, I agree with Mystery here
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>>25436390
Congratulations you just proved you have nothing to donate to threads with the tripcode. If you want to continue conversations trade skype or something.
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>>25430398
At first I couldn't really relate to your post
Then I read through it
Then I really couldn't relate to your post
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>>25436432

trainboy knows little aside from trains
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>>25430586
Just stop tripping it's so easy and there will be literally no consequence to your posts
God fucking Damn I hate tripfags
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>>25436278
FUCKING THIS

holy shit stop tripping
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>>25430586
So little people will read your posts now.

Filtered.
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>>25436373
You got a problem with that? And there isn't anything that can be done to "fix" autism.
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>>25433605
You should be man people fucking suck.
FFrom personal experience being alone is infinitely better than the whole "love is special" 'meme'.
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>>25436373
Why are you on /r9k/ if you have a problem with autism?
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Just want a femanon to chat with and get to know but they're damn skittish I tell you that.

What do fems do with their time anyway? I don't know anything about em
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>>25436470
all you know is drugs and prostitution
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>>25436567
You can mask it, make it less noticeable rather than being proud of it.

>>25436580
Because I like to browse and see other people's problems, trying to help where I can. Not watch a couple of trips circlejerk and derail the thread with their autism.
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>>25436672
I have inherently more value in society then you do.

just sayin.

trains are old tech. who the fuck uses a train anymore. there are cars and planes now.
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>>25430270

Fembots do not exist. Women in aggregate, on average,as a whole, live on an altogether better plane of existence in regards to hardships of life.

This is not just a myopic /r9k/ trope. Anyone with a basic grasp of evolution and psychology knows why it's true: in terms of nature, which really only cares about fucking and spawning, men are just plain worth less than women. Sperm is cheap, while eggs, gestation and birth are expensive.

It's not even r9k saying this. Dr. Jordan Peterson, tenured Professor of Psychology at the University of Toronto:

skip to 58:50 and watch for about 10 minutes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?t=4071&v=t966lVrHEzo
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>>25436672
>>25436707
Now here's the real kicker even tripfags don't like other tripfags ain't it funny.
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>>25436696
are you a qt femanon ??
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>>25436707
trains are much more efficient than cars, and flying isn't worth the hassle for short distance intercity travel
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>>25436737
trainboy likes me.

he likes when i call him trainboy.

its playful teasing.

pulling pig tails etc
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>>25436749
No. I'm a normal guy with a big ass.
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>>25436769
I don't, I just don't hate you as much as I hate Haysack and Mystery
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>>25436793
is your ass shaved ?
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>>25436840
Nope, I don't have a reason to.
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>>25436769
JLH would you dom me? Sit on my face and slap me? Make me lick your feet?
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>>25430280
they do and they're hikkis.
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>>25436893
they don't exist blox
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>>25436725
thank you for this video robot
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>>25430518

I have a legit disdain for women.

When I was 19 I turned down losing my virginity to an 8/10, 5'2 100 lb blonde spinner MILF who looked kind of like Shailene Woodley, because she was married and I knew her husband to be a cool guy. Even if he was a piece of shit I wouldn't have done it.

I'm not a pussy magnet by any means but I'm approached a few times a year by girls ranging from legit cuties, to sluts, to planetoids. I turn them all down, and I know enough of how women think to do it juuust passive-aggressive enough to fuck with their heads and make them insecure.

Instead I fuck hookers from Eros and other legit sites (no Backpage or Cragslist bullshit). This an age where prostitutes are an all around safer bet than regular women, whether it's in terms of hygiene, diseases, honesty, you name it.

Think on that for a while.

>turn into fuzzy orbiting heellickers the moment a fembot shows them any degree of sympathy.

Women in aggregate, overall, have no sympathy for anyone but themselves.

I know it and I act accordingly.
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Mods please remove this thrash
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Daily reminder:
>Females can't be robots because they are not expected to be anything other than attractive and will have life handed to them on a silver platter
>Any female claiming to be a robot is either a massive attention whore or a male troll
>Engaging or otherwise acknowledging "fembots" only encourages the spread of this cancer
See you in 400 replies because this board is filled with idiots
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>>25430135
>seacucks
intolegarbagebin.jpg
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>tripfags ruin the thread

stop
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>>25437531
lol you just made me realize that I haven't seen the retarded trashman/pennjilette meme around in a bit.
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>>25437678

>doesn't love penn
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>>25437896
lol there it is
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>>25436725
thanks for the video senpai.
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>>25437926

>lol

You should go back to reddit.
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>>25430082
I realize that your question is rhetorical, but I'm going to answer it anyway.

Guys say "I don't care, whatever you want to do" because after awhile, we're exhausted of having to be the driving force behind the entire relationship. We're tired of being the one who always has to take the initiative, to make the plans, to figure out what we're doing, and to put up with your complaining when it's not the thing you wanted to do. So after awhile, we just get burn out on it, and want you to take some initiative for a fucking change.
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>>25433873
>>25433977
>not living in Toronto
>Calling yourself Canadian
all of my kekkles that i made in the glorious TSX desu
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>>25437962
lol i cant help it, im actually laughing a bit.

and yes i am retarded
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>>25430082
>I'm taking you on a date be ready
>Ugh what? You're gross
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>be hungry
>open the freezer
>see some delicious tendies
>oh, it's a resealable bag, that's neat
>open the bag (cutting it right where it said)
>it isn't actually resealable

my tendies are baking now, but I've never felt so betrayed in my life. Do I have a case for rape over this?
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>>25438019
T R A S H E D
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>>25437993
This
All of this
All the THIS to ever THIS
This fucking post right here.
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>>25430270
Fembots exist but they're nowhere near as lonely as Malebots.

Unless you look like the fucking Grinch, there is someone out there totally willing to bone you, despite your social awkwardness.

Hell my former crush was a social retard koreaboo, obsessed with k-pop but she has 3 bfs at 19 and had 3 guys after her in the time period where I talked to her
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>>25436725
look like a good movie
The crump.
Have you watched it?
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>>25430217
well looks like mods are still hungover after nye
those fucking normies
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>>25436725
Yep, and this is why 'equality' really means female superiority. Women have intrinsic values and men spend their lives working hard to catch up. Once you remove that edge from men, women will only flock to the top 20% of men because all others are lesser human beings to them.
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>>25438048

Those are fake tendies. Real tendies are fresh, never frozen.And fried, never baked.
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>>25430082
reported
saged
called the cops
informed the FBI
sent info to NSA
told Putin over the phone
reminded Putin in person
shiggy'd
diggy'd

females not welcome
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>>25438309
Women only become equal to men in their late 20's. Typically, this is the time women because disillusioned with her old lifestyle and wants to settle down with a beta cuck while she grows fat and pops out retard spawn with her dried up uterus.

Once the genders are equal in average value (26-30), women become miserable.
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>>25430082
>wanting some jerkoff to control your life
enjoy being cucked by some daddy dom with a pedostache
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>>25438386
They do not have to be miserable if they are taught how to spot and engage with a good man. Like in the old days they marry a beta that has lower value than themselves, but that is an investment as the beta grows and gains value. She will have an happy family as he enters his late 20s where he has much more value than her. The loyal and hard working beta has always been the core of the nuclear family, and being able to lead a family could bring the beta to the status of an alpha without the negative traits associated with that.
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>>25437335
>Instead I fuck hookers from Eros and other legit sites (no Backpage or Cragslist bullshit). This an age where prostitutes are an all around safer bet than regular women, whether it's in terms of hygiene, diseases, honesty, you name it.
fml. you opened my eyes
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>>25436725
>people with shitty lives that happen to be female don't exist, because muh nature says so

what about those not attracted to males and not wanting to breed?
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>>25438470
Ya, but nowadays there are fewer "good men" and even fewer "good women". However, even shitty women these days feel entitled to a 10/10 man with a 10 inch cock and a large house when she turns 30, even after riding a hundred other alpha cocks.

Fuck the modern age.
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>>25438572
Lesbians have it easier than men too.
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>>25438600
>not true, btw
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>Be assertive
>Book table in advance
>Hey I'm taking you to dinner I'll pick you up at 7
>Sorry I'm busy at that time
What then?
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>>25438309
On most of the world women are getting more college degrees than men (even on Saudi), which mean soon they will own the world. Women normally don't risk so that will deny them from being the top of top wealthiest class but they can easily fill the middle class void... not to mention the other advantages they have (they are more likely to get help and to accept it, mainly from family).

In general I don't think a man should be insecure if his woman getting payed more than him, on whatever situation my woman should listen to me.
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>>25438649

You tell her you will pick her up for the date at 8 days before or a week or something, then you actually setup everything, christ. It is like some of you look for shit to piss and moan about.
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>>25438649
Get a girlfriend who doesn't cheat on you, if that's possible these days.
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>>25438702
thats why i choose boypuss
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>>25438738
On a serious note, can we go back to ancient greek times? Where men had sex and relationships with eachover and women were nothing more than breeding tools to keep the human race going.
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>>25438670
>In general I don't think a man should be insecure if his woman getting payed more than him, on whatever situation my woman should listen to me.

The problem is that there is only a finite amount of resources in the world. If the middle class is mainly men they will each take a woman under their wing and care for them. Resources get distributed this way such that people aren't forced to be homeless. The urge for men to share their resources goes so far that there are even now men giving hundreds of dollars to women on the internet they haven't even ever met online.

Women are generally hypergamous, they only trade up unless the genetic difference can make up for a status difference. They will not share their resources with an average man in the same way a man will share his resources with an average woman. This is an issue if women are taking over the entire middle class because of their higher intrinsic value rather than particularly working harder.

The result can be seen: there are much, much more homeless men than women.
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>>25438765
Rome and Greece each had seen the rise of feminism too shortly before their fall. They both had a couple of hundred awkward years where men were deeply frustrated so they turned onto each other for sex because women were refusing to settle down. That is where the whole worshipping of the male physique comes from.
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>>25430082
If you fem"bots" aren't dating a robot or willing to date one then you are literally useless and should be permabanned from.this board.
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>>25438670

Women get a lot of bullshit degrees though and they did studies and found that they were being given better grades for the same work as men. Basically the same charity they get everywhere. When businesses actually need people to work and get shit done, they still hire men more often than not and women fucking hate each other, so they always sabotage each other at work. They are their own undoing.
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>>25430082
What makes you think you deserve an assertive bf?
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>>25438649
>>25438649
>>25438649
>>25438649
acknowledge what he said

>>25438692

So she has more time to "make plans" ?
so she can bitch that he isn't "spontaneous"?
So she can say "something came up last minute I can't go"
" my friend is in town"'
So she has 8 days to come up with tons of excuses?
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>>25436893
What anon is implying is that, they don't have to be hikkis as long as some guy is willing to fuck them, dudes don't get that same safety net. If no one wants them, it's probably time to an hero or go for a high score.
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>>25430082
>>25430082

I am "assertive" as fuck, and the girl I am dating just called me "controlling" because of it

There is literally no difference if she wants to bitch

"I am taking you on a date at 8"

OMG YOU'RE SOOOOOOO CONTROLLING I CAN'T BE INDEPENDENT WOMAN QQ
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Can females be truly alone?

We need your input here >>25439126
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>>25439120

It is the order you tard, you don't book the table in advance, that way if she shoots you down, you move on. Generally a chick is going to shoot you down right then or not.
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>>25439227
No, don't be stupid.
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>>25430270

Every "fembot" I know are in happy relationships.
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>>25438885
From what I see around, a woman is more likely to share her resources with her partner and only with him, they even don't do that much with the rest of their family. In the other hand a man will share his resources with his partner, one night stand, and the girl drinking beer next to him that he - will - never meet.

I think the only things that hurting society is the hookups culture for both men and women.

>>25439008
I think it's depends, on Saudi (that I give on that example) women go for scientific fields more than anything, even scientific resource is known to be dominated by women (which is a joke for the Saudi men since $$ is on working with oil companies). I think the Western culture is that a women should be into Art and this BS so it's more likely for them to follow that.
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>>25439293
YOU FUCKING IDIOT.

Telling someone you are taking them on a date in 8 days IS NOT ASSERTIVE AT ALL.

ARE YOU REALLY THIS STUPID?

TELLING A GIRL YOU WILL TAKE HER TO DINNER IN 8 DAYS OR A WEEK IS BETA AS FUCK.

WOMEN DO NOT RESPOND POSITIVELY TO THAT TYPE OF BEHAVIOR.


HE IS TAKING ME TO EAT FOOD ( SOMETHING I DO EVERYDAY OF MY LIFE) IN A WEEK, OMG HE IS SOOOOOOOOOOO ASSERTIVE

just gtfo

>>>out
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>>25432609

When they mean "men" they mean Chad's, they don't see average man as "men" they see them as a tool to be used and thrown away when they're done with it. They only get pissed at men when they're ugly, Chad could beat them to death and rape them yet they would still say it's okay.
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>>25438097
haha stop it

damn i do hate these captchas though
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>>25439717

I didn't say 8 days, reread it, I said at 8 a few days or a week before, depending on when you see the person.
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>>25439825
>You tell her you will pick her up for the date at 8 days before or a week or something, then you actually setup everything, christ. It is like some of you look for shit to piss and moan about.
>8 days before
>8 days

>>25439825
I didn't say 8 days, reread it, I said at 8 a few days or a week before, depending on when you see the person.

roastie confirmed

Actually you did say 8 days, but you meant that as a time.

> days before or a week or something

Like I said that isn't assertive

You see the picture in OP is actually bitching about the fact that the guy doesn't really care if the plans go through, it puts the responsibility on women to show initiative for the relationship which they hate doing

Women are children, and they want you to do literally everything, because they are children and expect to get a "boyfriend/husband" ( A daddy") That will feed them, organize everything, supervise them, and absolve them off all responsibility.
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>>25439974

I missed a comma you autist, get over it. Who says "at 8 days before"?
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