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It's pretty much official now. We need a new board. This place has been over-run and it has turned into a softcore version of /b/. Can we please have /r9k/ renamed to /bsoft/ and have another imageboard created for the people who are actually meant to be on here?
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>>25429436
have a moth for your troubles
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r9k was never meant to be what it became. A more valid request would be a new board for depressed people and virgins.
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ROBOTS NEED A HOME
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>>25429436
A softcore version of /b/ is a lot closer to what this board used to be.

There was a time when people on /r9k/ referred to themselves as 'gentlemen'
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>>25429436
Wizardchan may be what youre looking for. although, from what I gather, the population is significantly less than r9ks.
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>>25429464
wizard9k would be okay
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Maybe 4chan has just become more like us.

I only go on r9k and gif, and then the other day I went to adv, pol and v in quick succession and saw the exact same threads being sad about the exact same things as us in r9k

If anything, r9k doesn't need to exist
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>>25429872
>>25429898
I think we should just ask the admin to create a /wiz/ board on 4chan.
How do we do that?
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>It's pretty much official now.
It's been official for at least 6 months anon.
You remind of those idiots who make threads that say "Is Pepe officially dead now?".
Holy shit it happened a long time ago.
pepe was never good though btw
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>>25429898
>>25430019
This would literally be the most trolled board on 4chan. People don't care. Robots are considered scum and losers and lazy.
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>>25429589
IM NOT AUTISTIC

I just have

-no life
-no friends
-no half decent job
-no gf
-no sexual experience
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>>25430049
As long as it was moderated properly it could work out okay.
There are too many robots that refuse to move to wizchan and it pisses me off.
It's an unpopular opinion over there but I want more traffic for fucks sake.
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>>25430092
>There are too many robots that refuse to move to wizchan
That's because you lot conduct too many witch hunts. /wizchan/ is the North korea of chans, people will always try to flee. You're here after all, and I bet you talk all kinds of shit about /r9k/ on wizchan. You just need to be less tumblr tier when it comes to your triggers.
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I came here in 2011 because it was a softcore version of /b/ and I didn't want to see cp and gore threads. You do need a new place.
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>>25430142
No we're just strict on moderation to avoid ending up like /b/ or /r9k/.
I usually only come here to fuck with underage meme-posters like you because it's therapeutic.

This place is much closer to 'tumblr' than wizchan is btw.
I wouldn't expect you to know that or even understand what I'm talking about.
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>>25430142
newfag here, wtf is wizchan?
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>>25430177
See, you're bent out of shape and sulky over an anonymous post.
>No we're just strict on moderation to avoid ending up like /b/ or /r9k/.
yeah, that's exactly what i said. If you let your triggers rule you and chase every one away for tfw no gf, no one is going to want to stay. You can't have your cake and eat it too.
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>>25430200
A board that's strictly for virgins. They have MANY rules, for instance no talking about friends or wanting to have a gf.
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>>25430240
I think somebody got banned for posting about their ex gf.
I'm glad people like you aren't in.
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>>25430258
You shouldn't tell lies on the internet.
Make you should actually read the websites rules before talking about them.
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>>25429436

Wizchan is always an option, but I bet 90% of /r9k/ are too normie for those madmen.
I used to hang around wizchan in my worst times and those guys are o another plane of existence, this shit here is nothing in comparison.
You will get torn to shredds for even uttering the idea of 3D sex.
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>>25430200
a special place full of love and friendship :)
but the meanies at /b/ and /r9k/ dont like love or friendship so they tell lies about it to make you sad >:(
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>>25430268

Thats barely the official ruleset, the unwritten rules tzere are much harsher.
Go on and write about how you only have 2 friends in some thread, see what happens.
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I heard theres a new 4chins sites that people go what's it called? Heard more like minded people go on there.
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>>25430142
>>25430200
>>25430297
wizchan is for normalfags cosplaying virgins, even the disabled admin got laid on daily basis until it was discovered and he was forced to leave so the shekels could keep coming from idiots who take it seriously.
wizardry and robot culture started and stayed on r9k, it's just that we have a lot of newfags who are here just for memes or troll/bait.
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/r9k/ is better than any other board on this site in multiple aspects atm. Shut the fuck up OP
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>>25430525
this, every other board is for underage kids, r9k is for gentlemen, loners who think different
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>>25430525
>>25431823

you realize teenagers are predominate here right
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>>25430258
Because everyone that says <tfw no gf and talks about being lonely all the time is most likely underage. If you are in your early 20's to 30 or so and still care about that, keep deluding yourself with that stuff on this board
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>/r9k/, literally "/b/ with global rules", is now /bsoft/
Uh, yeah. That's the point of it, OP. You're a very stupid individual.
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The problem could be solved. A /maleonly/board. If someone says xe is female, xe will get banned. Easy as that.
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>>25430049
Yeah some people would come but if everyone who admitted to being non-virgins got permanently banned then there would be much fewer permanent normalfag residents.
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I miss old Wizardchan, it was hardcore and had reasonable traffic.

Then it went under and Wizchan took over. Wizchan is pretty much dead so it's boring for posting.

So I remain here, being drowned out by normies. We need our own board.
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I love how hypocritcal you guys are. You've been rejected all your life, crying no stop and wallowing here in your own self-pity. Portraying your low, pathetic character by acting no different than those who "ruined your life".
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>>25432768

Normie pls

There's a football game starting somewhere you should watch.
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>>25429436
ASSHOLE. NORMIE IS A MEME.

5'9" virgin says 5'10" virgin is normie

5'8" virgin says 5'9" virgin is normie

5'8" virgin says 5'7" nonvirgin is normie

"Normie" means, in your fucked-up lack of mind, that ANYONE BETTER THAN YOU IS NORMAL

How can any one place ever contain such infinite loathing? It's like trying to contain antimatter
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>>25429436
You could filter the normies by asking everyone if they want to log in with their Facebook. If they do, ban them
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We should make a board Forever Alone Male. Where we will ban all normies and woman.
It url will be /f am/
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>>25429436
>/bsoft/
Why not /burself/?
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>>25429436
Top kek you clearly havent been here from the start, it was literally meant to be softcore /b/ in the first place.
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>>25429464
Preferably depressed and lonely people. Being a virgin isn't that bad.
Real fucking tired of these failed normies who value sex so much.
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Fuck off op.

The only thing bad about this board is the myth of "femanons"
it's baited here more than anywhere else.
And "Chads" trying to offer "advice" because they pity us (they just wanna boost their ego higher)

if you don't love the tfw no flip poster, greentext stories, neets baiting wagecucks, competitions to see who has worse genetics, manlet shaming and sympathizing, suicide sympathizing, roastie roasting, school shooter worshipping, waifu shitposting, and loads of original content (tendies, real nigga hours, reee, piss bottles, kent, abusing moms) then get the fuck out.

Half of the gross shit we make up is to keep the normies from wanting to be here.
Pepe shitting all over pretty princess, screaming at your mom for getting the wrong 2 liter, torturing "normal" people by slashing their tires and breaking their windows...It's all obviously to make something normies can't relate to (and it's hilarious)

This place is home to a unique group, and the more norms try to join, the more we try to separate from the norm. I love you robots more than anything, and this place will always be what it is: a retarded child that thinks he's the smartest. Home.
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>>25429436
We will follow you to the ends of the internet, losers.

No place is safe now.
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>>25429436
I stopped browsing /r9k/ long ago, it's just a normie place now.
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>>25429436
>meant to be here
There is no such thing. Whoever posts here belongs here.

Take it from someone who was posting on /r9k/ the day it was introduced in 2008.
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>>25429597

Those were better times.

I also propose a board for depressed virgins. True gentlemen would then have their general topic board back, and closeted faggots could obsess over Chad's cock under the guise of talk about women in peace
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>>25434975

shit, I thought I was the only one left. We should all lurk less. This board is fucking trash these days
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You faggots wouldn't even stand a single day on wizchan

Just read the Global Rules https://wizchan.org/rules.html
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/r9k/ was made to be the OC board, depressed people who think they own the place can fuck off
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>>25435114
>Do not post about, express the desire to, suggest or imply that you have had, will have or want to have any personal sexual or romantic experiences (includes kissing, having a girlfriend etc).
>Do not post about real life social activities or friendships, or suggest that you voluntarily take part in social activities (e.g. going to a bar or party).
>You must be a male virgin and at least 18 years old to use this website.

What. The. Fuck.
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I think were just in the middle of winter break. Things went back to normal Christmas night and were pretty close on new years. We just have to wait for them to start school again.
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>>25435213
>at least 18
>called wizardchan
>not being at least 30

niggers don't even know what a wizard is
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>>25429597
Mentlegen
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>>25435250
The actual wizards I've seen on 4chan are usually decent and mentally balanced people. The angry raging sperglords are the wizards-in-training, the 20-something kissless virgins.
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>>25429436
4+4chan r9k?
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The normals would just go to the new board as well.
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>>25435343

You'd be surprised, they tend to stay away from wizardchan
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>>25430508
>even the disabled admin got laid on daily basis
You mean the lunatic that stole his money, trashed his apartment and pissed all over his bed? Were they even together for more than a month? Anyway, people come to /r9k/ because of the gallows humour, there's laughter to be had here, /wizchan/ is a mausoleum of sadness. As, I said before, whilst the rules are so tight, you're never going to have the user base that /r9k/ does.
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>>25435390
That's a bit different.

First, I heard that their rules are air-tight and ban people who are even slightly normal. That likely wouldn't happen on a new board.

Second, that sight is legit depressing, while r9k2 would probably just be depressing in humorous way (fuck roasties lel XD).

Third, normies typically come to this site for other more normal boards first (sp, pol, b, etc.) and then migrate over here. You'd have to be a complete basement-dweller to even think about going to wiz.
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>>25433465
I AM LOVIN' THIS POST ANON, LOVIN' IT! this is the best suggestion yet tbqh, not only does the board name specify exactly who the board is for but it also has a name paying homage to one of the best memes. Well Played f.a.m.
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>>25435467
They were never really together. She has an addiction to mainly xanax, she took hundreds from him for essentially one or two nights she would kind of lower herself and over her vagina over his penis. She also would threaten to break his legs for more money. It was a very situation for him and he prefers he never met her.
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>>25435513
Make it so f.a.m.
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> not going on 8ch's /r9k/
I pity all of you.
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>>25429597
I heard it was shit.
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Hi OP. I noticed that it is your first day here. I suggest you lurk first before you post. You might ask why I would suggest such a thing? It's because /r9k/ was created to be a /b/ variation except with forced original content (hence the robot.)
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>>25435343
But if the mods banned everyone who admitted to being a non-virgin then there wouldn't be so many permanent normalfag residents.
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>>25430053
there must be a reason for all of this, no normy would willingly go down this path, it is like asking someone to hold their hand in boiling water
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>>25435734
That would go against the very nature of 4chan. Posters aren't banned because of who they are. Only those who post offtopic stuff or violate rules are banned. Trying to ban non-virgins would be very stupid and futile. Maybe you should instead stop being so bitter about being a virgin.
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>>25429872
I've been on there, it's slow as fuck, and I could tell most of the "wizards" are just roleplaying normies
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>>25430508
Is that hotwheels? It looks so much like him
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>>25435582
Brownies and hot cocoa
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>>25429436
I think it's normal for 4chan, a website for weeaboo nerds, to have a board where people can talk about their lack of a normal social life, at least that's why I believe /r9k/ evolved into that direction.

The mods would probably claim that it does not belong on here though. They would redirect us to wizardchan.
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>>25429436
>We
who?
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>>25430268
This>>25430323
I use to got to wizardchan but they were so extreme, I posted once saying I only used a facebook just to jack off to girls I had crush on in high school and they banned me for having a social media and masturbating to 3DPD. Wizchan is hardcore.
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>>25429436
we need a /feel/ god damn!
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