Go for mid aged MILF women, they're the easiest target for young cock. Still fertile and productive, hungry for sex and action. They know very well that youth wont last for too much longer, they won't be very selective, they won't require chad skills to get in bed.
>>25428400
You must post anecdotes. I've always been interested in older women but never knew where to find them or going for it
There are no milfs around that look like the one in OP's pic. If you get lucky and find one, then you should know that they're not stupid and would just fuck a chad that's the same age or younger than you.
>>25428543
Not OP, but dating sites. Definitely dating sites. Local bars too but usually local bars means you have to have some amount of game and also the women tend to be a bit.... Not so great.
>>25428400
>they won't be very selective
>they won't require chad skills to get in bed
How can you possibly spew this much bullshit without realizing how retarded you are?
milfs literally only want 8/10+
at least when you're young, you can find some other plain looking sweetheart who likes your personality
>how old did you say you were, anon?
>>25428588
>at least when you're young, you can find some other plain looking sweetheart who likes your personality
kek'ed heartily
>Fell for the meme and went for a thirsty milf
>Ended up knocking her up despite her age
>Now live together with our kid, might end up with another before long
Her other kids are older than me, it's messed up. Don't fall for it robots.
>>25428961
Post your story
>>25428961
You're supposed to date and have sex with them, not settle down with them you nincompoop
Ava is my favorite porn star of all time. I don't think anyone can ever top her. If she escorted I would seriously consider saving up.
I'll post a story for anyone who wants to read it:
>Be me, at the time I was 22, 5'8" and extremely thin (always sub 120 lbs). Many girls steer clear of me simply due to being no muscle/manlet.
>Fairly experienced with girls, not a virgin, but never slept with anyone outside of 3 years age gap
>Whenever I work I wear slacks and a tie, and generally look professional and clean shaven. That's how she saw me first.
Anyways,
>Move into new place with a college friend, two bed-room condo
>Next month, when I got home from work around 6pm, I notice woman moving into condo across the street, with her two kids who are around my age
>She's a tiny woman. 5'1", and she would later tell me she weighs 101 lbs. Her tits are huge, which I eventually found out were fake (or I think they were, they felt different than any other tits I've ever squeezed or sucked on)
>She had medium length blonde hair, always done well -- Turns out she's a hair stylist. For real, her hair always looked like it was in a music video of some kind.
>Later that night
>Smokin a cig outside, see that the kids leave around 10
>guess she lives alone...
>Next day, I'm smokin another cig, she's out their struggling with what looks like her first grocery shopping experience for the new place
>Finish my cig, decide to help her out with the heaviest shit
>"would you like some help? Looks like you got a lot of stuff there."
>"You know... that'd be really nice."
>I added the ellipse there cuz she looked at me the same exact way I remember being looked at by my girlfriends as a teen. The little hesitation where she's actually thinking about her answer, then squints just a smidgen and comes into a one-corner smile.
pic related to smile
Story is true, I can continue. Includes voluntary anal and singing 80s music naked in the bathtub. If anyone wants the rest, I'll type it up
>>25428400
>Middle aged milf
Ava Adams is like 34 and still looks hot as fuck. Women in the early to mid 30s that are still attractive aren't ready to give it up for neckbeard virgins, they still have a chance to bag betabux.
>>25428400
I can attest to this, I'm 44 and I've been fucking 18-22 year old boys since my son got me into the internet.
I've personally gotten a little picky since I found /r9k/, but I'm a bit of a special case.
>>25429052
Now this is a fakepost i can masturbate to
>>25429066
Not fake son.
There are girls on /r9k/ but we're all old.
>>25429052
>I've personally gotten a little picky since I found /r9k/
Think you can afford to do that?
>>25429045
please continue
this post is an original comment
>>25429046
Her pussy is pretty horrifying looking though
>>25429090
Thirty-some boys later, yeah I think I can.
>>25429102
It's definitely not the prettiest pussy in porn but I'd still happily eat it out. Not really noteworthy for being unattractive IMO, at least for me.
>>25429108
>Mfw even old whores think being a whore is an accomplishment
See, and this is why I stay with 12-16.
>>25428988
We met and hit it off, despite our age have similar personalities and interests. We started hanging out and eventually dating but she wound up pregnant before long. Decided to keep the baby and I stuck around to help her out. Now we're living together me and her and the kid, her older children are independent so not really around. We're pretty happy together I guess and get on well but the age difference is real and the family situation is even worse. The kind of fucked up thing is she says our situation, being with and our kid makes her feel younger and "alive" again and she wouldn't mind going through the whole family process again.
>>25428989
The fucked up thing is, I know I've fucked my life up at this point, so I don't really care if things get even worse. She says maybe she'd think about getting married again if we had another kid, and I kind of have a desire now to get more kids with her than her ex husband did. Still got another 8 years at least to knock her up again, and JUST fuck my shit up.
>>25429137
>this is why I stay with 12-16.
>>25429108
Post some tits t bh
>>25428914
it's true
you just need to lower your standards in terms of appearance
it worked for me fampai
>>25429137
It's not an accomplishment, it's just a fact.
I can afford to be slightly picky because tons of boys are desperate to get laid, and apparently tons of boys have an old lady fetish.
I get asked to pretend to be a teacher sometimes.
>>25429147
Sorry family, but that's just how it is.
>>25429177
I guess I should thank you, younger women and girls see you as competition, so now even 14 year old girls are horny and slutty as fuck.
>>25429177
>and apparently tons of boys have an old lady fetish.
Nurturing motherly types, teachers, mature and firm bosses
>>25429146
>She says maybe she'd think about getting married again if we had another kid, and I kind of have a desire now to get more kids with her than her ex husband did.
Fuck nigger, you already went and fucked your shit up. Why would you keep digging when the hole is already too deep to climb out of?
Dig up, stupid.
>>25429177
What condition is your body in? Are you all gross and saggy and betas are still happy to fuck you?
>>25428400
>>25428619
>>25428989
FUCK IT MAKES ME SO MAD THAT I'LL NEVER FUCK THESE PERFECT BODIES. TEENS AINT SHIT COMPARED TO THESE WOMEN.
>put a Craigslist ad up for an older woman to take my virginity
>35 y/o contacts me and sends nudes
>tits are gorgeous but her vagina was pretty disgusting
>tell her I just want oral
>she says ok and we meet up
>literally worships my cock, lets me feel her tits while she sucks me off
>facefuck her and cum on her face
>begs me to fuck her
>don't
Still feel a bit selfish about it but it was dank
>>25429146
>and I kind of have a desire now to get more kids with her than her ex husband did.
You're too far gone... even for this place.
>>25429220
The moment the kid was born, I kind of fucked myself for life. I'm young, I'm stupid, but I'm not gonna be a shit dad. Now it's just a situation where, if I'm gonna be sticking around for the kid and with the mom to be helping them out, why not be fucking her as well? It's kind of like sitting calmly on a plane as it's crashing, I know everything is fucked but might as well try to just accept and maybe enjoy it.
>>25429255
Yeah I'm fucked in the head. At least the situation is good financially, so neither of us have to work if we wanted it that way.
>>25429045
>Bring rest of the groceries in, learn her name, small chit-chat and stuff.
>Ends with, "Since you helped me with the groceries, why don't you come over for dinner once I'm more settled in?"
>"Sure thing."
>K, this shit was awkward as fuck. I mean it's a woman only 5 years younger than my mother, inviting me over to dinner and flirting with me. I am having a minor panic just thinking about it.
>She notices my awkwardness, tries to shake my hand good-bye, I end up hugging her, saying "Sorry, I'm a hugger."
>"I am too! I am so glad such a wonderful young man is living next to me now. See for dinner next week!"
>Live my life not even thinking about it, I smoke a lot of weed so I mostly forgot I even agreed to dinner in the first place
>5:30 pm, just got home from work, about to go smoke a cig, and there's banging on my wireframe door.
>There's a huge ass fucking bong right there on the table, ran to hide that shit
>Open door frantically, a little red faced from running around
>It's her
>"I saw you smoking a cigarette yesterday. I'm a smoker too. Wanna have a smoke?"
>"Well, yeah."
>Learn about her life a little, she tells me about being a hair stylist, how she thinks there is magical bullshit going on in the universe, etc.
>"So, you coming over to dinner tonight?"
>so I guess this is actually happening
So I forgot to mention something I found out when bringing in groceries
>Her condo fucking REEKED. Like seriously something was wrong with the condo.
>Turns out previous owner had pet issues, she got the place on discount cuz of the smell.
Anyways.
>Dinner is nice, she made some chile and potatoes, both had a beer
>Also learn she is recently divorced and isn't looking until she's more settled in.
>More like she can't bring an older into this smelling place holy shit it's bad and it's all I can think about
>End up staying a little while to watch the winter olympics, which were going on at the time.
>cont.
>>25429190
>Mfw even middle school girls are putting out nowadays
Thank you feminism.
I'm dating a rich 50 year old at the moment. She looks pretty young cause of dat plastic surgery.
>cooks for me
>cleans my appartment
>buys my groceries when I ask her
>takes me on expensive trips
>does anything I ask of her in bed
>swallows without hesitation
>gives me expensive shit all the time
>cant see her every day because she has kids but I secretely like that cause I cant play vidya when she's around
Life is good bro's
>>25429154
Reeeeally reluctant to do more than this.
I've hooked up with more than a few kids on here, I feel like it might be easy to recognize me.
>>25429190
ew
literally worse than me
>>25429218
I can understand
>>25429228
Not bad, my tits haven't gotten all crepe papery yet, that's when you've really started to age.
They're definitely not perky like they were when I was 30, but what can you do.
Rest of me is about the same, good for 44, ok for 30, god damn shameful if I was 20.
>>25429380
>literally worse than me
Don't see how.
Especially considering you being an old whore is what lets me fuck them so easily.
We're both degenerates, let us revel in it.
It's basically guaranteed that I won't ever have to fuck a woman over the age of 22 unless I really want to.
>>25429345
damn man, sounds like you got a second mom with benefits.
>>25429380
I would like to lay in your lap and slurp on either of your nipples while you do whatever makes you comfortable or not awkward in that situation
>>25429400
>tfw no porn star looking mommy gf
>>25429380
state
original milfcomment
>>25429380
I can't tell anything from that pic, anyway what advice would you give for a younger guy who's hitting on you?
>>25429282
>We watch Shawn White fuck up repeatedly
>She kinda makes fun of him for being shit this time around
>Mention neither of us will ever be that great at much of anything
>"I don't know about that... I'm pretty good at some things."
She did the face again.
>I decide I've gotta go work, tell her goodnight and thanks and instead of a huge, I get a squeeze. "I am so glad I moved into a place with such a great guy."
Honestly I just smoke cigs with her and eat her food and listen to her ramble about bullshit right?
>Next day, smokin another cig. She comes out to join me.
>Small talk, I complain about work a little, she complains about house smelling bad.
>Invites herself over to my place, saying she'll cook
>I tell her I'll cook, since I know how. I tell her point-blank I have medical marijuana card, so it will smell like weed
>She doesn't smoke but doesn't care, laughs about how it can't be worse than her place.
>Finish cig, go shopping, make food, dinner is nice, yada yada she meets my friend too
>She asks me to come over to set up her internet
>I agree, and go and do it. Just basic connecting router to the wall, changing name of wireless network, password, that kind of thing
>"You are so smart and so helpful... Thank you so much."
>During squeeze good-bye, I just go to make-out with her. She responds with the force of a 15-year-old girl who's never had it and is just licentious.
>She stops for a second, pushing me away "Are you okay with this?"
>I rub my now rock solid dick into her
>"What do you think...?"
I hit her back with the smile.
>>25429380
>I've hooked up with more than a few kids on here, I feel like it might be easy to recognize me.
What country/city? If you're in Melbourne I'll bang you tonight if you're close enough.
>>25429448
sup, fellow melb-bro
>>25429287
>Tfw I got my dick sucked by a 12 year old in 10th grade
It was pretty good tb.h, no wonder Mudslimes enjoy it so much.
>tfw no mommyfu to make your penis feel less lonely with kisses
>>25429380
mom??
>original comment
>>25429456
Not much, mate.
>>25429428
>rub your cock on her
Is this how you flirt with women?
No wonder they have been calling me creepy.
>>25429428
I'm liking it. Keep going robot.
>>25429428
My cock is depleted uranium level hard, keep going.
>>25429395
>Don't see how
Because at least the boys I go after are old enough to enjoy it, they aren't just doing it because they think it's cool or it'll piss off their parents.
>>25429407
Thanks bud
>>25429423
Illinois
>>25429424
For me personally, of course everyone is different, I would tell you to really just emphasize how young you are.
Make sure anything you talk about is vapid and unimportant. If I ask you if something is troubling you in your life, I want to hear that it's something like not being able to afford a tv, or you lost twenty dollars, or your parents are such dicks.
If your in high school, talk about school being so hard.
If you have weak facial hair, don't grow it out long, but grow it long enough for me to see how little there is.
Also be sure to drink or eat whatever keeps you in bed.
The biggest appeal of young men is that they can just keep on fucking.
But, that could all just be me personally.
>>25429428
>What happens next honestly felt like it was the first time all over again.
>I shove her against the wall, and pin her hands up.
>"Don't move."
>I unbutton her shirt and the middle one snaps on its own because her tits just pushed it out
>Leave the top part of the shirt on, she has a strapless bra on so that comes off easy
>More makin-out, more titty suckin and squeezing
>She stops
>"I don't have condoms. You're young and good looking, I'm sure you have some"
>"You're not on the pill? I'm clean."
>"If you're clean fine. But I have one rule."
>She stiff-arms me, acts serious and sounds like a mother all of a sudden. Spins me around and pins me against the wall
>"I don't like cum in me. You can't cum in my pussy or my mouth. Cum anywhere you want other than that, my tits my ass, wherever but never in me."
>"Okay? That's not an issue. Is rough an issue?"
>Pull her over to me by the nipples
>"You can do anything you want... I like it rough."
>>25429507
>Make sure anything you talk about is vapid and unimportant. If I ask you if something is troubling you in your life, I want to hear that it's something like not being able to afford a tv, or you lost twenty dollars, or your parents are such dicks.
>If your in high school, talk about school being so hard.
Top fucking kek. You are a vapid 20 year old whore in an old body. Grow up you stupid bitch. Its time to get your shit in order because pretty soon you're gonna hit the wall and nobody will want you anymore
>>25429507
>Because at least the boys I go after are old enough to enjoy it,
Boy, you sure are one dumb bitch if you think a 12-16 year old can't enjoy sex.
Otherwise sluts wouldn't even exist at that age, and TRUST ME, there are PLENTY of 14 year old sluts.
Especially spics and niggers, because they don't have any parents to give a fuck.
In fact, the only real difference I've noticed between high school girls and grown women is that women tend to try to leverage their pussy more, whereas with a high school girl, as long as you've got a car and maybe some booze, you can get into her pants like that.
It's pretty low stress honestly.
Problem for you is that you're not really that into high school boys, so you can't capitalize on this.
>>25429537
>Top fucking kek. You are a vapid 20 year old whore in an old body. Grow up you stupid bitch. Its time to get your shit in order because pretty soon you're gonna hit the wall and nobody will want you anymore
She's probably a female ephebophile or whatever you call adults who are into teenagers
>>25429537
She'd make a great practice girl.
I'd love to have a threesome with a 40+ year old woman and a 16 year old just so I can see how jealous the older one gets when I spend so much time fucking the young one.
>>25429561
And then she'd outperform the inexperienced 16 year old
>>25429572
Nah, if her pussy isn't tight as shit I wouldn't cum.
I've had women go to town on my dick, if they're not tight enough it just won't happen.
Death grip master race.
>>25429572
Also
>inexperienced
>16
You obviously don't know many 16 year old girls.
Girls nowadays are HUGE sluts and they fuck anything that gives them attention or has some money to throw around.
>>25429528
>we move into her bedroom
>the smell in the house is worse over here. Holy fuck it's for real, my mind is switching between how perfect her tits are and how bad it smells
>Don't even take off my shirt, just start unzipping my pants
>She slaps my hand, sounds like a mom again
>"No, I get to do this."
>She gets onto her knees, and proceeds to tease me for upwards of what felt like an hour. Seriously, she was rubbing her hands all up and down my lower body, stroking the cock, hands on the balls, until I finally just grab her head
>"Quit being a tease and open wide."
>She can't quite get my 7.5" all the way down her throat
>"I'm sorry hun, I've only slept with three other guys and none are even close to how big you are."
>"Quit talking babe."
>>25429537
>Grow up
It's appealing because I am grow up. It's really nice to hear about some kid bitching about things he thinks matter, and then being able to tell him that none of it does.
I don't tell him that it doesn't matter because it gets worse, of course.
Plus he's not going to dump any problems on me that I actually feel bad about, which is nice because I have enough shit to worry about.
>>25429539
16 and 12 are completely different. Fuck all the 16 year olds you want; 12 is a child.
>you're not really that into high school boys
implying I'm not a closeted pedophile and and high school is the youngest I'm willing to go for moral reasons
>>25429612
>16 and 12 are completely different. Fuck all the 16 year olds you want; 12 is a child.
If there's grass on the field, play ball.
>>25429618
...
do 12 year olds have bush now?
>>25429507
>tfw in michigan
>tfw 18 and no mommy gf
>>25429627
Jesus christ you stupid old whore, what year do you think it is?
Girls are pumped with so many hormones nowadays it's ridiculous.
Shit, I've seen 10 year olds with C cups.
And yes, even 12 and 13 year old girls have noticeable bush.
Also, you can't tell me you didn't fuck a few older guys when you were 13.
>>25429507
Seems legit enough.
How do you feel about banging your kid's friends? I mean if no one would find out. Some time ago I had a crush on friends MILF.
>>25429612
post the actual tits or get out. what the fuck are you doing on r9k? christ.
>>25429632
Sorry buddy
>>25429641
>you can't tell me you didn't fuck a few older guys when you were 13.
I did, it was horrible. That's why I don't believe a 13 year old would enjoy it. Even when the attention made me feel good, the act itself was unpleasant, and afterward I felt horrible inside.
Which is exactly why I say you shouldn't.
>>25429662
>Which is exactly why I say you shouldn't.
Trust me, if I don't, someone else will.
Frankly, I don't really care.
They're willing, I'm willing, no one gets hurt, no big deal.
I'm sure you also feel terrible about posting your saggy tits online for perverts (or would if you weren't already a shameless whore), but I don't see you whining over that.
Even MILFs have standards. There's no hope if you're an ugly fuck.
>>25429603
>It's a nice 10min blowjob which as moved to the bed
>Grab her by the hair to pull her back up to make out with me
>Start pushing my hand against her jeans, teasing her just like she teased me
>She goes to unbutton her pants
>Slap her hand, "Sorry, I get to do that."
>Take off her jeans, which were way too tight. Actually took some effort, she was clearly slightly uncomfortable with her weight (idk how)
>Take off victoria's secret panties with mouth
She fucking knew I was going to go for her. Girls don't wear fancy panties unless they know they're getting fucked tonight.
>Eat her out, she moans and grabs my head and cums
>Girls like doing this weird thing when they cum from being eaten out where they squeeze their thighs on your head -- she did it full force. Then grabbed my hair to bring me up to make out with her.
>"I don't know how you've learned that so young... my first husband never learned how to do that."
>I'm done with that, so bring my dick up to her mouth, tell her to make it wet
>Force my dick down her throat
>Cough and gags then, "Stop it! I told you you're too much!"
>"I'm sorry, you said anything but swallowing."
>Proceed to boring old missionary, but dick can't get in because she's not wet, idk how.
>"Do you have lube?"
>"I just bought olive oil, you helped bring it in, remember?"
>We go on a naked adventure to look for the olive oil
>She gets back on her knees to make me hard again, rubs oil all over my dick
>Fuck in missionary, doggy, reverse cowgirl, the whole shebang
>I actually can't get off because I've jacked off like two days a week for over 4 months prior to this
>>25429656
I've done it with two of them, and I really regret the second one.
The first time was great, he was at my house all the time, so it was really easy and he was a nice kid.
But the second kid was a little asshole and he told my kid. Never did it again.
>>25429682
>I'm sure you also feel terrible about posting your saggy tits online for perverts (or would if you weren't already a shameless whore), but I don't see you whining over that.
Yeah, but I'm an adult and I can make reasonable choices for myself.
I know you're not going to listen to this because you're jacking it really hard to a top notch edgy rp.
>>25429743
Are you around chicago? I live pretty close
>>25429743
>Yeah, but I'm an adult and I can make reasonable choices for myself.
Frankly, you're not much different from some of the high school girls I've fucked.
Most women don't mature past 16.
If a 13 year old is old enough to decide that she's gay/wants to be a man/wants to have breast implants, then she's old enough to get a good dicking.
>>25429743
post them or piss off irrelevant hag
>>25429251
That must have been a train wreakage a
If after the blow you still had the presence of mind of refusing to fuck her
>>25429731
>I actually can't get off because I've jacked off like two days a week for over 4 months prior to this
Iktf. First time having sex with my gf made it take like 2 hours before I could ejac
![tumblr_inline_n31ex5PU251rq1b3x[1].gif](https://i.imgur.com/qKzOoet.gif "tumblr_inline_n31ex5PU251rq1b3x[1].gif")
>>25429731
>I actually can't get off because I've jacked off like two days a week for over 4 months prior to this
>no big tit milf gf
>>25429731
>She asks what's wrong
>Clearly she feels inadequate
>I say it's just nerves.
>"My ass will be tighter. I like anal too if you're into that."
Ass to mouth is my fetish.
>Grab the olive oil again, she says she's gotta go clean up first
>I lay there in bed playin with my dick for 10+ minutes. The whole time her dog is barking and the house just smells so fucking bad, I sat there wondering, what am I doing with my life. It's 11:30 at night and I have work at 7 am and I'm about to do a woman my mother's age in the butt.
>Legit longest 10 minutes of my life
>She comes back, makes some joke about Chili from 2 nights ago
>What the fuck?
>"Babe, get me hard again so I can fuck you in the ass."
>"Whatever you say, sir."
Picture that. 46-year-old woman telling a 22-year-old who looks like he's 16, "whatever you say, sir."
>I was hard almost instantly, oil up, turn her over and ease my dick in
>This is the third ass I had fucked, and it was the loosest. Still tight only at the edge, but he has clearly taken many dicks in this hole before.
>On top of her like a dog, playing with her clit. She comes again.
>I'm close to coming, pull out, turn her back over and force my dick in her mouth
>"EWW!!! That is so gross, it's ass juice don't make me taste that. and I said no cum either!"
>"Sorry I just like finishing with a blowjob."
Total bullshit. I wanted her to taste her own asshole.
>She goes back to motherly
>"Go clean up then. Actually, no, come to the bathroom, I will clean you up."
>She gets a wash cloth, soaps in up, cleans my dick off
>Another nice blowjob, I jack off onto her face, she's on the bathroom floor with her hands on her knees all spread out.
>She moves to grab the rag, I slap her hand away
>"Wait wait wait"
>Put my dick back in her mouth, but I just wanted to look at my recent conquest
>I get back home eventually, she texts me "good night sweetie <3"
I was fucking so tired the next morning
>>25429743
>I've done it with two of them
Man that was some fantasy of mine when I was a teen. Friends mom once almost sucked me, but his grandmother interfered.
The mom was hot and in her undies and willing to have some fun.
>>25429852
>We continue fucking like teenagers around every other night for the next 3 weeks
>One of the nights, she wanted to take a bath together. I offered to bring tunes, go back to my place to get my portable speakers
>At the point in time, my roommate has caught wind of the situation
>"Are you fucking that old woman? HAHA, bro, that's fucked up."
>"She likes in the ass."
>"Touche."
>We listen to 80's rock, mostly queen and some shit tier stuff, but I know the words cuz my it's legit my mother's music
>She thinks it's so amazing that I know the words
>Sex in the bathtub actually works if you're both tiny btw, underwater sex is weird desu, but acts as natural lube.
>I just cum in the water, she freaks out and yells at me.
That stuff was all over her face for like 3 minutes last week, and she's bitchin now?
>>25429852
inb4 you're forced to pay child support for her children
>>25429902
>Get into an argument over it.
>I go back to my parents over the weekend
>On sunday night I come back home, she texts me to come over.
>Roommate is over having dinner
>We have dinner, awkward shit.
>Leave, roommate later says she made a move on him.
We pretty much stopped talking after that. She got clingy and acted like I was her personal fuck toy and handyman (I fixed a lot of shit at her house).
But honestly, I couldn't handle the smell anymore.
Three weeks later she was dating a big huge guy who rode a harley and we pretty much never talked again.
Any questions?
>>25429942
the ending kinda sucked and I wish I didn't waste time reading your story.
>>25429942
was it worth it for you
>>25429962
I feel like I wasted time writing it.
>>25429942
I liked your story and good for you.
>>25429971
It's okay. It's the journey that matters, not the destination. I enjoyed it for the most part.
>>25429966
It didn't cost me anything outside of ~30 hours of dota, which I probably needed. So definitely worth it.
Also when people call me out for dating an 18 year old now I just tell them I've fucked older women too and age is irrelevant. Gets weird looks for sure.
Did anyone ever screencap or archive that thread a few years ago from the handsome but socially stupid guy who banged the hot milf and couldn't understand why she didn't want to fuck him again after?
I don't know why you guys try to give each other relationship advice. It's pretty obvious that if you're posting here or call yourself a part of /r9k/ that you don't know shit about women. We should all just admit that we're full of shit and go back to our books and anime. Fuck women
>>25429942
No questions, thanks for the story though.
>>25429942
Good read, thanks for your time.
What's the chances of me picking a milf up on a dating site when I'm 19 (20 in march). Don't wanna sign up and shit for nothing
>>25429942
Did she ever give you a boobjob?
>>25429743
Ever fantasized about your son?
Oldest I've been with was 35, she was half cut and let me do what I wanted pretty much. Problem was she already had 5 kids and her pussy was old and busted but I still slammed it. Now I'd only really go for an older woman if she was a sugar momma.
How many MILFs that have had kids have stretch marks?
I know it's normal but it's a massive turn off for me.
>>25429988
MMR?
this comment is fuckin original jesus
>>25428400
This picture made me lose nofap
>>25430315
>nofap
>browsing 4chan
You had it coming
>>25429682
I'm reporting you to the police.
>>25428400
does anyone know who this is? reverse search is giving nothing
>>25429902
>Sex in the bathtub actually works if you're both tiny btw, underwater sex is weird desu, but acts as natural lube
that's how I can tell this story is total bullshit
nice fantasy mate
>>25430476
Ava Addams
>>25430597
safe blud
>>25428400
>TFW NO MILF PRACTICE GIRL
TFW NO MILF PRACTICE GIRL
>TFW NO MILF PRACTICE GIRL
TFW NO MILF PRACTICE GIRL
>TFW NO MILF PRACTICE GIRL
TFW NO MILF PRACTICE GIRL
>TFW NO MILF PRACTICE GIRL
TFW NO MILF PRACTICE GIRL
>TFW NO MILF PRACTICE GIRL
TFW NO MILF PRACTICE GIRL
>TFW NO MILF PRACTICE GIRL
TFW NO MILF PRACTICE GIRL
>>25428400
i dont want some dried up old hag, i want PTP or nothing
>>25428400
Milfs this hot only fuck Chad too.
>>25430655
penis-to-penis? that's easy
>wake up
>see this
How to proceed?
>>25430760
you know what to do familia
>>25429942
Nice story, Chad.
You can gtfo now
>>25430547
Way to our yourself a virgin buddy
I really really really like this woman tb h
>>25430737
not necessarly true, older women are kind of desperate a lot of the time so you might have a shot as long as you don't autism all over the floor desu
>>25428400
>they're the easiest target for young cock
That's only half of the truth anon. The other half is that
>Young cock is their easiest target
Care not to get roped into her divorce/games/nonsense.
>>25430048
Slim to none my man I tried pof and am /fit/ and decently attractive and after a week only got a few responses from milfs which lead nowhere. Most older women on dating sites are single moms looking for a provider.
>>25429743
You wouldn't happen to be in Ohio would you? If so let's get coffee.
>>25428400
If you care so much about losing your virginity, you're obviously not a robot, but a failed normie.
>>25429052
i know this is fake buy i still dream to meet a cougar
>>25431466
as someone who's fucked his gf in the sea, you can't use lube as water, it's incredibly irritating
don't believe me?
https://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20111009052927AAAs6fP
MUG
