>meet irl some guy from /r9k/ after playing with him online
>he's short and fat with oily and greasy hair
>we start talking
>he does these random uncomfortable laughs between every sentence
>mention reddit
>"Anon you browse r-Reddit? H-haha you fucking plebeian!"
>then starts to bash my shoes out of nowhere even though they are just normal Stan Smiths
later
>two high school girls pass by
>at this point the robot starts pretending to be a mime
>yes, a fucking mine
>tells me we should follow them because one of them looked at him
>later stutters that the blonde girl probably wanted his dick
the rest of the day was just him shittalking me for no fucking reason and pulling really bad jokes about killing my family
>mfw I spent an entire day hanging out with this guy
>>25428135
Thank you for summarizing the social experience of hanging out with the average /r9k/ poster, so we don't have to.
You are a God amongst mortals.
>>25428135
Was this a date or something? Why'd you meet up?
this is really similar to my experience of meeting someone from r9k except i was the fat beta
>>25428181
He always talked about meeting up, I played a lot of games with him and I was like yeah I can meet you up after work. He then started ranting about how work is slavery and I should quit the job and meet up earlier, which is ironic because he was late to begin with which according to himself was because his nap was too long.
>>25428262
Yeah I wouldn't meet someone if they say work is slavery. Most likely lives with their parents still. Would you still meet up with someone from here?
>>25428305
If I knew them beforehand yeah, I was sill mistaken with this guy. Also another thing he did
>says we should prank people
>tell him to go ahead
>he says I have to do it
>tell him I'm not up for it
>proceeds to scream out loud I have a boner (what the fuck?) in public to everyone
I felt like I was his babysitter the whole time
>>25428435
>>25428135
Sounds like a sitcom I'd watch
>>25428262
Kek too good to be true
>>25428135
>meeting someone without seeing pictures of them beforehand
pants-on-head-retarded
>>25428435
sounds like b8. I guess there are a few actual autists here but they seem to be mostly shut ins
>>25428435
>>25428262
>>25428135
Get the fuck out
This isn't real
This is a meme
>>25428515
We both have common friends/grew up in the same area, it wasn't like I travelled across the country to meet this guy.
>>25428135
If this is real, won't he see this post?
>>25428135
> knew he browsed /r9k/
> played games with him
> talked online long enough to decide to meet
> still didn't have the slightest idea what kind of a person he was?
No, anon. You are the autist in this situation
>meet /r9k/ poster to go for a walk on a trail
>now in a committed relationship with them
>>25428553
Yes, yes he will.
Hi Gabriel.
>robo posts about living in the mojave
>"hhey I live there"
>he lives in california
>"wow me too"
>tells me he goes to Generic College
>"what the fuck so do I"
>add him on steam
>sperg out with sudden social anxiety
>defriend, block, cut all contact
Whoopsie doodle I still have no friends
>>25428135
Jesus Christ that sounds spoopy.
>>25428646
>meeting someone from the internet
>from r9k
>on a trail
glad you weren't murdered
OP it sounds like you were dealing with a psycho or some shit.
>wanting to follow young girls
>bashes you for seemingly no reason
>"jokes" about killing your family
>>25429675
Kek
Enjoy being murdered by
>Gabrile the meme machine
>meet someone from /r9k/ years ago
>have an online "relationship" off and on
>want to fuck her but she doesn't live anywhere near me
>distance becomes too much and we "break up"
>end up being just friends and now she's talking to me about how she wants her current bf to marry her
SHE'S PERFECT AND I DIDN'T EVEN GET TO HUG HER
I met up with a robot once. It was awkward and neither of us knew what to do. There was a lot of silence and we just ended up lurking and playing a bit of vidya.I kind of wish he had been crazy and murdered me
>>25428135
Accurate desu. Still, you're a faggot if you think you're better than him. That's some ego you've got
Did you guys at least get some chicken tendies while on your date?
>>25428572
>implying you aren't a totally different person online
>>25430659
I'm pretty much the exact same person. The only difference being I'm somewhat comfortable enough to talk online.
It seems dumb to play a whole different persona online if you intend to meet up with someone.
