every fiber of my being wants to go blow my entire paycheck at the strip club but I know this is a bad idea
what do I do to stop myself
Masturbate. This is always the answer.
>>25427935
go blow it on prostitutes instead
kill yourself
alternatively send your money to me for safekeeping
>falling for the strip club meme
stay here and post original comments
>>25427935
Who are those two seminal demons?
>>25427948
This to be quite honest, blood.
Sincerely,
hooked on hookers and escorts
>>25427949
I abide by the law
>>25427962
I really, really enjoyed it last time
>>25427949
This is the correct choice.
I don't have a paycheck but would love to spend a bunch of someone else's money on some pro audio equipment and digital drawing gear so I can create a multimedia story thing with a great soundtrack and give it away for free to 4chan users.
Isn't that what eggman did
Think about what happened to le him
>>25428021
Get yourself a kickstarter.
>>25427978
>blood
New meme coming through
>strip club
>not hookers
>not just drugs and alcohol
fucking retard
>>25428071
drugs are for heathens and alcohol just leads to me doing ridiculously stupid shit
neither of them end with me getting big tiddies rubbed in my face
>>25427935
Oh god I want to eat her pussy so bad
>>25427935
>come back from a party, alone and horny
>check the prostitute ads online, certain this is the day I will pay to fuck an escort
>my imagination goes wild when reading the ad, have a fap
>lust to fuck escort is gone
Every weekend of my adult life. But hey, that's some saved money.
>>25427985
it's not illegal you autist faggot, that's what legal public escort advertisements are for, you pay for friendly company and what happens later between to consenting adults is none of the government's business.
>>25428397
ikr, this retard blows his hard earned shekels on watching boobs dancing, not even touching is allowed, while i'm getting the girlfriend experience with an escort for the same fuckin price.
>>25428021
>>25428037
Patreon's what all the wannabe artists use I think.
>>25428315
I know that feel. It's legal here. But still not socially halal. I don't want to have to lie about it later.
>>25427949
I also recommend this.
What is the point for paying money at a strip club? Can't you already see the naked girls? Why would you give them money?
Fuck strip clubs man, it's pointless. You might as well just watch porn.
Get an escort.
>>25427935
Make a fight club so niggas can beat the shit out of you for free.
how much are hookers tho
>>25428910
a friend of mine went to a strip club and the girl there let him suck on her tits and feel her up (tell them it is your birthday)
depends on where you go, some places are just packed with nasty chicks others not so much
>>25428910
lap dance
>>25429155
Still seems pointless to spent a shit ton of money just for a bit of a titty suck and grope.
>>25427935
thats a spider looking pusssai
>>25429246
is that one puch guy
>>25429856
looks more like krillen to me
>>25427935
Can you at least actually fuck the whores?
If you're gonna blow your money then at least get sex.
>>25427935
>what do I do to stop myself
Masturbate. You'll feel different once you don't have a round loaded in the chamber.
>>25427949
this, honestly it's cheaper and way better than a strip club
