>make internet friend
>convince him that i am a female
>1 year passes
>he wants to meet me and be my boyfriend
what do i do? i can't tell him i am a socially retarded male virgin who was just fucking with him this entire time
Post conversations.
>>25427637
you can
it would be funny
Just put it off until you're on the hit MTV series, Catfish.
Shave your legs and buy a wig. It's time to ma'am up, slappy.
>>25427637
transform into a trap, meet up with him, have him buy you dinner, then go to your place, get all hot and bothered, then pull out your dick and say "its not gonna suck itself, faggot"
>>25427637
atleast you can make friends online ; _;
>send dick pic
>laugh
>never talk again
>post convo here
>>25427637
OP, I'm in same boat but somewhat backwards. Either you can never tell him and avoid meeting IRL at all costs or accept that at some point it'll come out anyway and just go ahead and admit the truth. But man, is that gonna be really fuckin awkward...
The thing is, when you are or pretend to be a female online...whatever male friend you make probably doesn't actually like you for you. They just circle around you endlessly waiting for the chance to be your one true love. That's it. There's no inbetween.
In the back of their mind they'll always have you as a backup plan, as someone who at some point maybe will give in and date them. So, this is unavoidable. And the longer you do this the more problems you'll have with it. So either give it up or keep doing it but be sure to at least milk some free gifts out of it.
>>25427637
Fuck, why did you have to use that picture?
I've managed to stay out of AKB48 shit for years, now I find out that the absolute perfection in this picture is one of them? God damnit.
>>25427637
OP I have this AMAZING PLAN. Make a new identity as yourself claiming to be your female identity's brother saying that she was kidnapped/murdered! or something along the lines of that if you want to be his friend
>>25428149
and/or just pay a female escort to adopt your internet persona.
If OP knew an actual girl, and then colluded with her to pretend to be his internet personality and fool the guy, and they started going out with him guiding her actions, but then she started to love OP instead and eventually she dumped the guy who got catfished and they ended up together, that would be the plot of a manga.
is it bad I catfish in games/communities just to get free stuff
>>25427637
>>25427637
literally just fade and disappear
post first convos tho
>>25428267
>not catfishing irl for free dinners/affection
>not moving in with the guy you catfished and spending the rest of your life as a neet wife being doted on
Step up your game anon
>>25427637
Call MTV.
Devilish/10
>>25427917
Hope he looks believable in a sundress
Confess that you are transgender and ask if it's ok
>>25427637
Say yes, the ask for a pic, and when he sends it, say you are gonna kill yourself and never contact him again.
>>25428235
I would read your manga. Can you draw it?
>>25428923
not op here but i might try this because it sounds genuinely fucking hilarious
>>25427637
Tell him you are a socially retarded male virgin who was just fucking with him this entire time, but you still want to fuck.
OP, apart from your sex, have you lied about much else?
>>25427637
Put off sending a pic, get him super excited about meeting you, and then send him a pic you you dressed in drag
>>25427637
>pretending to be a girl for more than one year.
>Flirting with a guy all that time
Son I have bad news for you.
"It was just a prank, bro hahaha"
That's what you say.
>>25428958
Only in stick figures, and I'll get bored before finishing a single chapter.
On another tangent, I still can't get over how amazing that girl in the OP's pic is, it's like somebody custom-tailored a girl to my tastes.
I've done that several times. I always eventually just faded away rather than telling the truth.
>>25429759
how do people just fall in love with people they have never met and just had a few online conversations with?
>>25429820
Because they're beta as fuck
>being able to keep contact with someone for more than a few weeks
What are your secrets anon? I want to make internet friends too
>>25427637
Basically, you are a faggot
Go and suck his cock. It's what you want right?
I mean, you know he's a guy
>>25429842
try finding someone that likes to talk a lot
literally your half of the conversation can be "yeah, mhm, yep, thats cool, yeah"
